BRACE YOURSELF! IT’S CATACLYSMIC!!! IT’S CATASTROPHIC!!! THE TITANIC TERRIFYING BATTLE BETWEEN THE MIGHTIEST MONSTERS OF ALL TIME!!!
The great Ten Ton Slug, blazing through its Irish homeland! Roaring defiance to the unconquerable Slugdge, giant mollusk god of the south Scottish paradise, where sensuous maidens offer themselves in ritual sacrifice to its brutish, slimy embrace.
Ten Ton Slug, feral gastropod titan, is all mass and malice! See its unthinking fury smash through all opponents with prehistoric doom riffs and tribal, paleolithic drums! See it bellow in hate with the boiling rage of the La Brea Tar Pit! See it slither and crush all challengers with massive and distorted power chord slides! See it devour and consume with no sleight or nuance! Ten Ton Slug is sheer brute force!
Slugdge, alien scion of the primordial ooze deity, on the other hand, is a thinking animal. Its brain functions on a separate plane, calling into existence malevolent riffs that glisten with demiurge slime and coat all the land in a perfidious bile! See it consume whole cities in its shifting, transforming weight! See it rampage with unrepentant drums! See it conjure spells unseen with chromatic keys and forgotten magicks spoken in the black tongue of Mollusca! See it leave no stream unfouled with its blackened stench of death!
Being instinctive rivals, there’s no doubt they will attempt to destroy one another!
Slugdge versus Ten Ton Slug! Heading for their colossal collision! Shattering every obstacle that stands between them in the most fantastic rampage of annihilation ever recorded on tape!
See these two slug titans grapple and volley with monstrous riffs and brutal percussion!
See Slugdge stamp Belfast into the ground, holding a beautiful girl in its pedipalp! See Ten Ton Slug destroy an entire army!
See Slugdge trapped by the blazing barrier of a billion volts! But nothing, nobody, can stop the great showdown when Slugdge and Ten Ton Slug meet to fight for survival of the fittest!
See the armageddon when the space terror of Mollusca’s fibrous death metal clashes with the indomitable predatory doom of the antediluvian gastropod!
SO GIGANTIC IN SCOPE IT DWARFS EVERY WONDER THat BANDCAMP HAS PLAYED BEFORE!
DON’T MISS THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURIES!