Sinbreed – Moonlit Night: A Video Breakdown

Buffalo gals won’t you come out tonight, come out tonight, come out tonight
Buffalo gals won’t you come out tonight and dance by the light of the moon.

Sinbreed is a Christian power metal band from Germany. I didn’t know Christian power metal was a thing, but it makes sense. The grandiose themes of both power metal and Christianity can blend together in certain circumstances. Love, faith, waging war against heathens. It’s all a rich tapestry. I suppose the only real difference between Christian and non-religious power metal bands is that the Christian PM bands wait until marriage to sing about fucking dragons.

Previously known as Neoshine, Sinbreed (not to be confused with Sinamore, Sybreed, or cinnamon bread) have put out a new video for their song “Moonlit Night”. Let’s take a look:

0:09: “Oh, Lord Kissy Face, how I’ve missed you.”
0:13: “Sorry, I had some mustard on my lips. Let me just wipe it off on your hand.”
0:17: Omnomnomnomnom.
0:21: “Soooo….was it good for you?”
0:27: It’s nice to see the dungeon cellar from the Unborn Suffer video get reused.
0:31: See, this is why you moisturize.
0:37: He should put a shirt on if he doesn’t want to catch his death of dork in that drafty basement.
0:39: I’m half-expecting werewolf Ozzy to run in front of the band.
0:45: “Ugghhhh. I’m never drinking tequila again!”
0:51: Definitely getting a late-era Lizzy Borden vibe right now.
0:57: He looks like the younger brother of Moonspell’s Fernando Ribeiro.
1:00: Ewwww! Squish it! Squish it! Squish it! Squish it!
1:04: She seems to be taking her Lord Kissy Face’s transformation into a giant roach remarkably well.
1:08: Now that is a power stance.
1:11: “I think we should see other species!”
1:17: His legs may in fact be stuck in that position.
1:22: Everyone do the Kafka!
1:29: The band didn’t put makeup on. The room is just that dusty.
1:35: Welcome to Joe’s Apartment!
1:42: His hair has an “old broom/dried-out hay” quality to it.
1:50: Arby’s: It’s good enough for your roach husband.
2:00: “What, no fries?”
2:08: That’s the look of someone who wanted Wendy’s.
2:16: The drummer remembered to put his gloves and necklace on, but forgot his shirt.
2:18: This room would go for half a million dollars in San Francisco.
2:25: “I’ll get you a Big Montana next time, I swear!”
2:37: Even giant mutant bugs get “hangry.”
2:46: Sign her up for the Red Sox.
2:53: Is is safe to call this “Bug Fucking Power Metal”?
2:59: The vocalist may have the most expressive left hand in all of metal.
3:01: Hahahahahaha that face!
3:08: “Gah, my back. My back!”
3:15: He’s going to need a backiotomy.
3:26: Sure there’s a giant humanoid insect in the house, but that’s no reason not to show a little cleavage.
3:33: Someone left him out in the sun too long.
3:37: We’ve gone from Sinbreed to Sinraisin.
3:41: “I could probably pawn this for enough gas money to get the hell out of here…”
3:46: Now we’re getting a heavy Mushroomhead look.
3:55: They’re going to have to condemn the place with all that asbestos flying around.
4:00: Swipe left, lady.
4:08: *cough cough cough*
4:19: She’s going to need one big can of Raid to deal with this problem.
4:25: Or a giant newspaper.
4:31: Soot: it’s what’s for dinner.
4:34: “Looks like it’s another night of Haagen-Daz and Gilmore Girls reruns.”
4:42: Any more time spent in this paint and they’ll be honorary members of Motograter.
4:48: Nudge him!
4:54: See? You really should have gotten him those fries.
5:01: She got him fries this whole time. Oh, the irony!
5:11: Not-Liv-Tyler, you’re alright.
5:15: Self hug!
5:27: All he ever wanted was to be loved and to have a good side dish.
5:32: Wingis Struck? Oh, come on that can’t be a real name.
5:37: These names read like an enemies list from a Sgt. Fury And The Howling Commandos comic.

Sinbreed’s album Master Creator is out now via AFM Records.

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Published on: February 29, 2016

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  • Dubs

    “I suppose the only real difference between Christian and non-religious power metal bands is that the Christian PM bands wait until marriage to sing about fucking dragons.” – I lolled

  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain


    • Neat. I just got back from pooping.

  • Sir Tapir The Based

    Moonlit Knight >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Moonlit Night

    • Boogers Moshing In A Crouton
      • making fun of Peter Gabriel era Genesis…that’s the ultimate paddlin

        • Boogers Moshing In A Crouton

          Not much a Genesis fan in general outside of Calling All Stations. I can think of maybe 6 songs I like from the Palmer and Gabriel eras that I like.

        • Janitor Jim Duggan

          It is. It’s about as bad as insulting my favorite country rock band NRPS

      • Sir Tapir The Based

        JJD likes post-Gabriel Genesis. Your joke doesn’t work.

        • Boogers Moshing In A Crouton

          Calling All Stations was post-Gabriel, and post-Palmer.

        • Boogers Moshing In A Crouton

          My bad, getting sleepy. :-p

    • One of the best songs.

  • YourLogicIsFlushed

    Man. I thought this was going to be about how to make cinnamon bread. The “story line scenes” look like something you would see on Telemundo after you press the wrong button on the remote, but end up watching for two hours. (No, I don’t have personal experience in this matter.)

    • Dubs

      That sounds like undergrad for me. I used to watch a ton of Telemundo and Mundos when I had insomnia. That actually likely explains my weird fascination with Pitbull.

      • YourLogicIsFlushed

        I always feel like I’m watching something I shouldn’t be watching. Like I’m spying on some weird cultural moment that I will never understand.

        • Dubs

          Aye, chismosa!

    • Telemundo!?


  • 365, I wanted to say that this piece helped me today to cope with my headache and neverending anger.

    You’re a sunshine.

    Have a gift:

  • Power metal is like the most christian possible genre, can I turn this thread into a Christian power metal thread?

  • CyberneticOrganism

    “Arby’s: It’s good enough for your roach husband” = serious lolz

  • Rob M

    Christian power metal band, but the lead singer looks like the Cryptkeepers less cool brother?

    …Im getting conflicting messages here

    • Have a new Panphage song instead.

      • Rob M

        All is now right with the world


        did you get your Skaphe vinyl?

          • DVRKBEVRD

            very cool. im a bit disappointed they sent me the demo in black, when i had ordered the red, but Skaphe2 is red. not that big a deal. the quality is otherwise superb and its on the deck as we speak. did they send you incense too?

          • DVRKBEVRD

            ill also say they are slightly warped for such heavy wax

          • Fuck, sorry to hear about that. I’m jamming the demo now (red). Mine is not warped, although it is a bit crackly. I’ll let you know if I have issues with the other 2.

          • DVRKBEVRD

            its not warped enough to have issues playing. i sit eyelevel with the player so i always see it lol. i havent had any other issues.

            i will still pop on that Darkspace and Bestia Arcana perhaps this week

          • I sit eye level with mine too. So yeah, I do see that on some of my records as well. This demo is even more suffocating on wax!!!

          • DVRKBEVRD

            i love the basswork!

          • Indeed. The incense were a really nice touch by the way.

          • DVRKBEVRD

            i smoked a blunt, figured it was the same idea!

          • Haha, dang. Mr. Clean over here 🙁

          • DVRKBEVRD

            ill retain at least one vice, for now.

          • I did get incense with mine as well. Lit one up just now.


        that is one hell of a tremolo pick riff. this is rel good

  • Boogers Moshing In A Crouton

    Christian power metal?

    (Outside of Theocracy, of course)

    • Theocracy <3

      • Boogers Moshing In A Crouton

        Especially the first two CDs.

    • That bitch needs to get her Satan on.

  • Count_Breznak

    Rape this shit on the altar, there’s a new Omnihility out.

  • Out the door to see Cannabis Corpse. If you don’t hear from me by tomorrow, that means the Weed Monster got me.


      I hope the weed monster gets you, kj!

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      Oh no, not the Weed Monster! He smokes human beings!

    • I want that monster to get me. I hope he gets you.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        Someone offered me and my dad pot cookies at the Melvin Seals concert I went to yesterday. I did not have one due to a job interview today.

        • Smrt.

        • Boogers Moshing In A Crouton

          Smart move, but could’ve just ate them after the interview.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            The show was over long before 11 AM today. It was still about 2 and a half hours long though.

        • Should’ve saved it for after the interview. However, you would’ve had to wait a month before you could have another one(if you got tested that is).

      • Dude, he totally got me and a few others too.

    • Boogers Moshing In A Crouton

      Be on the lookout for this guy, and avoid any dark/dank alleys.

  • CONAN Ayatollah of Jack & Cola


  • Boogers Moshing In A Crouton
  • Cannibal Corpse was great, but the place was 1/2 full at best. I guess there weren’t too many people looking to party on a Monday night. : (


      that sucks, for them anyway, who was playing with them again?

      • SNAFU & Coagula.

        • DVRKBEVRD

          hmm no idea.

          we got Bongzilla coming up, and then Graves at Sea in April

          • High On Fire in April and Weedeater in May, also 2 indie rasslin’ shows in April.

          • DVRKBEVRD

            wonder how good weedeater will be this year. maybe ill see em twice again and their merch asshole can not sell me a vinyl again because i had 29 bucks instead of 30

          • Aw man, only one dollar? That’s lame.

            The big thing about the Weedeater show this time around is that it will be the first real Metal show I’ve attended in Somerville cos it will be at the new club(Once Ballroom).