Show Us Your Haul: The Return of the Mailmanbro

We here at the Toilet ov Hell love our physical media. In the form of vinyl, tapes, CDs and shirts the ever-loving Mailmanbro brings us parcels to our doorsteps with a skip in his step and a smile on his face. You know what time it is. Show us your haul.

I’m just gonna get right down to things. No sense in blathering about some nonsensical stuff (though I will probably do that again at some point) when we’re all just here to drool at our computer and phone screens as we gaze upon the mighty Mailmanbro’s work. The whole team of Mailmanbros and Mailmanbroettes deserve every ounce of praise we give them and they still, without fail, bring us the goods. I commend thee, O valiant Mailmanbro, I commend thee.

First up we have Ann Coulter and a massive Black Crown Initiate haul

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Next we have the shining Spear showing off his love for the Toilet and old-school Skronk

Mailmanbro gave Richter a few highly regarded pieces from Sortilegia, Howls of Ebb and Crowhurst

Jom Pooterson received a few CDs from Mailmanbro along with some oddly placed severed cat limbs

Mailmanbro provided Ed with some sweet threads to keep his back covered

But wait, Mailmanbro has HM-Deuce’s back covered too, and is helping to keep his beer cold. Ata-boy!

SMOHLG received some Heavy works to include a masterful Bathory album

Mailmanbro finally manages to bring Elegant Gazing Globe something new!!! But also brings him some classic Maiden

Jack Bauer feels how great a sin can be with Revocation and friends

Mailmanbro provided me with some much needed Bathory albums, some sick Dungeon Synth and music from around the Toilet

And finally, Mailmanbro has out detectived the toilet’s detective and found out where McNulty lives, delivering some Dormant Ordeal to his doorstep

Now it is your turn, our faithful readers. Share with us your mighty haul and sing Mailmanbro praises from across the globe. T-shirts, Cds, vinyl, tapes and more are all welcome! Hell, even throw in some of Digitalmailmanbro gifts if you are feeling saucy!

  • I have to head out to the pharmacy to pick up my medication because I’m weak and dying. I’ll just drop this off quickly before I leave. Hail to the MaleMail-Woman! Nice pick up Ric with that Sortilegia. That album rules.

  • Lacertilian

    Nice Jimmy!

    • They did not falsely advertise the twofer!

      • Joaquin Stick

        What is the non-Dormant album there?

        • Bolt Thrower.

          It’s their first album. They had a physical copy promotion for a while…

          • Joaquin Stick

            Derp. I need to check that one out still.

          • Dave Vincent’s Perm

            In battle there is no lawl

  • Lacertilian

    Got this beast in the mail yesterday, didn’t remember to drop it in Ross.

    • Elegant Gazing Globe

      can’t wait till my wax gets here from there..this is a top 10 for 2016 for me for sure!

  • Joaquin Stick

    I spy a copy of “In the Absence of Truth”. SMOHLG with the win.

  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

    Off topic as fuck, in case you missed it.

    • Dubbbz

      We were just discussing this in the FB group. Also, Open Swim!

    • Elegant Gazing Globe

      everyone in the social club is all over it

      • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

        Ahhh, left that long ago……

        • Dubbbz

          What do you think? I think the drums sound kind of whack, and James’ lyrics are as silly as usual, and Kirk is still abusing that wah, but… it’s thrashy, I guess.

          • Abradolf Lincler

            uhhh geriatric thrashing


          • Brutalist_Receptacle


          • Commodus, Flusher Of Worlds

            Better than I thought, but it’s not really earworming me at the same time. Needed more bottom end to it, but not bad overall outside of the lolbuttz lyrics.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Same ‘ole ‘Tallica really.

  • Elegant Gazing Globe

    mailmanbro also brought me another new, and another old

    • Waynecro

      Gateways to Annihilation >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    • Coolstorybro

      What’s the name of that blue one with the dope skeleton architecture?

      • Elegant Gazing Globe

        Temple Nightside

        • Coolstorybro

          Thanks yo. Is the music as good as the artwork?

          • Elegant Gazing Globe

            if you like cave-core, yes try it

  • Mailmanbro also brought me a new PS3 controller that I aquired in a sweet Groupon deal. Not pictured because you’ve all seen what that looks like.

  • Waynecro

    Primo goods, fellows!

  • The Tetrachord of Archytas

    Debt be damned this is making me want to hop into my noble steed, the mighty online shopping cart

  • Dave Vincent’s Perm

    I got my AS level results in the mail. I wish I’d got some metal albums instead.

  • Mailmanbro has failed to deliver my new bank card however. I have no hard feelings towards him for that. My anger is directed towards Whoever From The Bank Is Responsible For Mailing This Shit Outbro or lady.


  • JWEG

    I must have anticipated this post, because here’s something from my Tuesday evening Twittering:

    As for what they actually look like. I can’t download one of the three images from my phone for some reason, but here are slightly discoloured images of the other two:

  • Señor Jefe El Rosa

    In before Richter chastising

    • Wat?

    • Oh, you didn’t change the tag LIKE I ASKED YOU TO.

      That’s okay. We just look like a bunch of posers now.

      (j/////k luv////u)

      • Señor Jefe El Rosa

        It was already submitted and I couldn’t change it.

        • You can. I’ve done it. 🙂

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Well, shit.

  • God ov War

    Mailmanbro is kvlt

  • Seriously, how many of you have multiple accounts? I can’t tell who is who anymore.

    • I’m still Jay Alan Badfail. I have one other but I rarely use it and never here.

    • Abradolf Lincler

      i mean, i could change it back but i feel like its p obvs

    • Commodus, Flusher Of Worlds

      I just change my name here and there, but same email/account, whatnot.

  • Been ordering a lot of tapes lately. I know it seems silly to most but I’ve been having fun collecting them knowing that they’re usually limited to runs of 300 or less. Plus I have the cassette decks to back it up.

    • Same Jay, I love buying cassettes. And yes, they are really fun!

      • One of the first modern tapes I bought was the Dark Roots of the Earth one by Testament. I was actually surprised by the sound quality. Apparently there’s still plenty of people out there that can manufacture a decent cassette.

        • I’ve gotten some really shitty tapes over the last couple of years Jay. Some of which didn’t even play well on the first listen. Sucks! Lately I’ve been really lucking out though. *Knocks on wooden counter*

          • I should hook you up with my Yamaha Natural Sound dual deck one of these days (when I get another Nakamichi.)

            The biggest downfall of cassette tapes has always been azimuth alignment. Some of the higher end tape decks back in the day allowed for the user to easily adjust the azimuth for each tape. Some actually did it automatically (like the Nakamichi Dragon and the CR-7.)

            Basically what happens is you get tapes that were recorded on equipment where the head was not at the same alignment-point as the one in your deck. If it’s badly out of alignment the tape can sound gross as fuck and be missing all of its high frequencies.

            Admittedly this is one of several reasons why I think most ppl should just avoid tapes these days. It’s hard to come across good equipment that’s still in spec.

          • Amen man, it’s a shame to becouse it’s still like $8 (Including shipping cost) down the drain. A couple of time I was ready to give it up, but like I said, I’ve been lucky the past few months which has been nice. The tapes in which I’ve been playing a lot this month and last still really work well after probably 20+ listens each.

          • Yeah, they should last. I have tapes from the eighties that still sound fine.

            Nice thing is you can always download the 1s and 0s anyway and just look at the tapes if you want haha. It’s fun in and of itself to just collect physical media. Now that vinyl is pretty much back it’s expensive and not usually limited in nature like it used to be.

          • Max

            What they should do is just release blanks that have the artist printed on the label and a J-card with case, with a lossless download code provided for the actual music. People bung that onto the cassette at their leisure.

    • Elegant Gazing Globe

      Nice bro

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa


  • Max

    My prize a couple of months back from Metalsucks. The vinyl’s not even unwrapped. Anybody who wants ’em can have ’em. Sort of a post-metalcore thing, from what I listened to. Didn’t really light my fire.

  • tertius_decimus

    Congrats on those Dormant Ordeal masterpieces!