Show Us Your Haul IV: The Return of Mailmanbro


Many posts ago he changed the face of The Toilet ov Hell. Today he’s back.

Once only whispered about in dark corners, Mailmanbro has now earned his place in all of our hearts. The Bringer of Vinyl and The Bearer of Band Shirts are among the lofty titles given to this great and noble person. A person that we can rely on in times of distress and celebrate with in times of joy. In this fourth installment we again show our adoration for this mysterious and worldly figure.

Mailmanbro and Recordstorebro worked in collaboration once again to bring me some classic LPs, the third Dunsmuir 7 inch and a small collection of Sequestered Keep tapes and buttons.


Mailmanbro brought Jack Bauer an upside down Plebeian Grandstand CD and other albums featured on the Toilet.


The Mighty Beargod received a mighty haul from the mighty Mailmanbro and his mighty mate, Steelfestbro to include IRON MAIDEN and Scanner.


Mailmanbro helped Brian the Lumberjack diversify his collection, bringing him Blasphemy Vinyl, Helcaraxe CD and a smorgasbord of stickers, patches and koozies.

Brian the Lumberjack

Thanks to Mailmanbro, Hans Müller has been catching up on some hardcore classics with Discharge and Ripcord. And what is that I spy in the corner? The coolest shirt anyone will buy this year!

hans muller

Mailmanbro has proven yet again that Unspeakable Axe Records is the Toilet’s favorite label this year by providing SuperNintendoChalmers with Ripper, Mortal Sin, Nucleus and Algebra. 


SuperNintendoChalmers also received two of the heaviest shirts I’ve seen. There is no way he could stand up wearing the Graves at Sea and Inverloch shirts that Mailmanbro brought him.


With Mailmanbro’s help, Elegant Gazing Globe scored the Full Dynamic Range pressing of this Morbid Angel classic.


Mailmanbro has hooked FineSexyLadies with not one, but two upright Plebeian Grandstand LPs.


Mailmanbro bestowed Leif Bearikson a non-music related but definitely pretty metal movie, Dog Soldiers.


Jom Pooterson was given the Toilet’s favorite 33 minute one-track album by Mailmanbro, along with a few others.


Mailmanbro delivered Ted Nü-Djent Vektor, Katatonia and Isahn, three widely appreciated recent releases.


And check out these IRON MAIDEN shirts! Good work Ted.


Mailmanbro brought Tyree his crust and d-beat vinyl fix with Lautstürmer, WolfpackWar Victims and more.


Sweettooth0 shows us another facet of the Mailmanbro family with his good friend Marylanddeathfestmerchbro.  I can’t even begin to describe how these pictures make me feel. The merch depicted includes Sodom, Gruesome, Pentagram, Pissgrave, Bongripper, Rotten Sound, Warlord, the list goes ever onward. By Grabthar’s Hammer, what a haul!

Sweetooth0 1 Sweetooth0 2 Sweetooth0 3

And finally Mailmanbro delivered to Lacertilian a Barshasketh hoodie to keep his cold-blooded body warm in the upcoming Australian winter.



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  • I’d like to spend a month in Sweettooth’s lair and just spin his record collection.

    • Edward/Breegrodamus™

      When I read that it sounded oddly sexual.

      • With that collection, it might as well be.

        • Super Nintendo Chalmers

          I already came twice. From both dicks.

      • sweetooth0

        I call it the sex dungeon

    • sweetooth0

      Any time you happen to be up here you got a pad to crash at my man

  • Super Nintendo Chalmers

    This only reinforces how collectively good our tastes are.

    Except for Ted.

    • Mother Shabubu

      Especially Ted.

    • Joaquin Stick

      Nintendo, please! I love all three of Teddy’s picks!

      • Ted Nü-Djent ™

        Thank you. I was despairing for a moment there

    • we ARE going to need proof of that shirt though, which means a pic before and after him wearing it.

      • BACH!!!!!!!!

        This is not your personal erotica site! :-p

        • BACK!!!!!!! plz! yes it is

          • BACH!!!!!!!!

            It’s “BACH!!!!!!!”, ya nooner poop. (I was picturing Shatner yelling “BACH!!!!” at Sebastian Bach the way he was yelling at Khan when I came up with that and reading about their feud)

          • oops, that was a typo. yeah, i at least got the Star Trek 2 part! i’m sort of a nerd.

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Super Nintendo Chalmers plz!

  • RJA

    sweettooth’s haul is pretty epic – could have had it’s own post.

    I see some Demoncy LP’s there – must haves in my book!

    • sweetooth0

      Yeah man, had to get that shit. Really pumped to spin that re-do of Empire of the Fallen Angel!

  • JWEG

    Very little mailbox activity for me from this week, but this arrived just after the weekend:

    Also, I just got a message that my TovH shirt just got to the Border, so it’s only a question how long it will be held up by Customs. After that home delivery will take a day or two.

    • on behalf of KJM and myself, Purson >>>>>>>

    • P.S. good work on the Cave or Shave, though i know it was probably out of necessity.

      • JWEG

        Actually, it’s kind of accurate both in terms of necessity and vanity.

        Even though both times I’ve shaved it all off were definitely to match the part taken off the back during surgery, I didn’t either time take into account a receding hairline from trauma. The cave n’ shave is extra relevant this time: it’s only coming back in up front at half the pace of the rest, and from way less than half as many follicles.

  • Damn, that Inverloch shirt looks great. Might have to order that tomorrow.

  • Dubs

    Boss hates me and excluded my pic, so here it is. Everything I’ve picked up since last September. Some classics and new gems.

    • I spot a somthing good in the top far left.

    • Also, that Salome CD >>>>>>>>>>>

      Listened to that actually while I was in the airport this weekend.

    • Edward/Breegrodamus™

      Ouch, the snub.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      But but but, i dont hate you… you are my favortie former president from Texas. Please don’t say those things. I already submitted the post prior to getting your pic. I’m sorry. Please forgive me.

      • Cowboy Dick

        Dont bite the hand that feeds ya. I reckon.

    • Óðinn


    • Bathory, C’thilleist, Turbid North and Bathory. Great!

  • Sweetooth, did you listen to that new Profanatica album yet? If so how is it?

    • sweetooth0

      Savage as all hell. They slowed it down a bit, but the drum hits seem that much harder. It brings the barbarism!

  • Stanley

    I’m gonna have to get the Kroda record at some point, Beargod. Is that out on vinyl?

    • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

      I have not seen it on wax anywhere, I’d imagine it’d be really hard for an Ukrainian band to get anything out on vinyl rn, if they’re not on a big label.

  • Despite the silly sounding name, that Necropole comp is fucking great! Highly recommended. It’s available over at Arcane Altar.

    • RJA

      Dude, this Necropole stuff is sweet – never heard it before – probably going to have to pick up that compilation.

  • Guppusmaximus

    Because Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller m/ m/

  • JWEG

    Side note: the Dog Soldiers Blu Ray is definitely a favourite among my growing Scream Factory collection (just shy of 50% complete). Considering they didn’t have any kind of HD material to work with it looks really impressive.

    That said, the true SF gem from a technical and content collector’s standpoint is their Army of Darkness 3-disc set.

    Best actual film they acquired for re-release is debatable, though…

  • Nice Svartidaudi score dude! I got Flesh Cathedral on vinyl too. Get your hands on that new EP “Hideous Silhouettes of Lynched Gods” if you can. The first pressing sold out in like a week.

  • Dog Soldiers >>>>>
    The Descent >>>>>>>>
    Doomsday >
    GoT – “Blackwater” >>>>>>>>
    GoT – “The Watchers on the Wall” >>>>>
    Hannibal – “The Great Red Dragon” >>>
    Centurion ? (anyone help me out… looking at you JWEG)

  • Elegant Gazing Globe

    I wonder how many other metal blogs can boast this kind of reader consumer spending power?

    • RJA

      Truth. I spent 87 dollars at Hell’s Headbangers after just looking at this post.

  • Waynecro

    This and, of course, the TovH shirt.

    • hopefully your shirt didn’t come with that unnecessary fabric near the shoulder region

      • Waynecro



          • Waynecro


          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            And that is another reason I’m voting WAYNECRO this election cycle! A man with no need for pants and sleeves is a man for the people!

          • Waynecro

            Why conceal your guns? Bare those arms in a TovH tank!

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa


          • The LinkLeonhart’15 campaign supports the WAYNECRO’16!!!

          • more beer

            Kind of like being a judge. I don’t think that requires pants either.

      • BACH!!!!!!!!

        And all that needless fiber around the stomach area. Tube tops or GTFO!

  • Elegant Gazing Globe

    If anyone missed the shirts, and would like one, there are a limited number available on the black market. Poser tax applies. Inquire within.

  • Joaquin Stick

    Lacertilian lookin’ sweet in that armor.

  • well shoot, i didn’t prepare for this at all… but i DID receive a #physicalBandCampGift of this here ripper of an album

    • Lacertilian

      Top album right there!
      I bet the man who sent it is being a really nice guy this week…

      • Edward/Breegrodamus™

        Sounds like a real stand up type of operator.

        • Lacertilian

          A real “I may have a robot heart but it’s bigger than Texas” type unit

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            A definite “I look out for my friends and their taste in music” type a fella.

          • Lacertilian

            One day we all have to send him a nice packet of biscuits to go with his many cups of bigol’ blackie.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            Perhaps a nice maple long john to pair with a steamin’ cup of joe.

          • Lacertilian

            To turn this back on you..Steamin cup of joe sounds especially sexual Ed.

          • and maple long john doesn’t!?

          • Lacertilian

            Oh yeah, duh obviously!
            *whispers*I don’t know what that is

          • JWEG

            If it’s not a Canadian sex act, it’s clearly a food substitute for lack thereof.

            Not that I’d know for sure, either way…

          • Lacertilian

            Just based on the name I was assuming some sort of trailer pants for particularly patriotic Canadians.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            A tall, dark, and handsome steamin’ cup of blackie.

      • i had never heard of the band prior to popping this baby in my 6-disc changer… it hasn’t been ejected yet. i LURB it!!

    • Fuuuuuck!!! Going to have to spin this one tonight now.

    • BACH!!!!!!!!

      Trying to figure out the band’s name after a minute of squinting my eyes……….. ThunderSardine?

  • I shared this on the Facebook page, but it’s too good not to share with some of the folks that may not be on there.

  • Mother Shabubu

    Late to ze party due to laziness.

    • Edward/Breegrodamus™


      • Mother Shabubu

        So good I bought it twice. And a shirt.

  • Upright CD’s are for posers

  • RJA

    That Altars of Madness FDR looks pretty tantalizing I must say.

  • Y’all dudes must have some MONEY in yo pockets.
    Either that or you don’t spend it on stupid shit like I do.

  • The Tetrachord of Archytas

    Dang! Missed out on the call for the haul

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Show us your haul right now!

      • The Tetrachord of Archytas
        • Lacertilian

          I like your variance. Quality haul dude!

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          Dude YES! This haul is great!
          Lots of different genre covered here.

        • Edward/Breegrodamus™

          I think having Revenge on there makes up for any and all non-metal albums.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Since when did all of a mailmanbro haul have to metal?

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            Oh, it doesn’t need to be at all, but homeboy’s picture came with a “non-metal” warning.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Ha, gotcha.

        • The Tetrachord of Archytas

          Yeah! i tend to write and play progressive stuff, but I find myself listening to less directly “prog” musics and more just varied bands and styles.

        • tertius_decimus

          Obscura, Testament, Drudkh, Gorod, Death… wow!

          • The Tetrachord of Archytas

            Yeah I took some intentional time off from the work force until about three months ago so I’ve got some pretty hefty lists piled up

        • BACH!!!!!!!!

          Woah, threw me off with the new M83 being in there! Good CD, even though it took me quite a while for it to really sink in for me. I like everyone else was expecting another Hurry Up We’re Dreaming, and instead got something way way different.

          • The Tetrachord of Archytas

            Totally! My view with artists is that I’d rather have them go off in whatever direction feels authentic for them, rather than do a repeat, because for example, I’ll always have Hurry Up, and I don’t need it to be topped or replaced. But yea it’s super goofy, which I kinda really dig, but it hasn’t totally grabbed me yet, although that’s probably because of the other releases that have come out in the same window.

          • BACH!!!!!!!!

            It stuck with me after a long while, but still sounds like they turned into an Alphaville tribute band, versus the super original stuff they were doing. But, at the same time, Junk isn’t horrible.

          • The Tetrachord of Archytas

            I’d say too that, he probably needed a break from all the big stuff he’d been doin for the last few records. It could lead to another transformation too with whatever he does next that could be exciting.

        • Ted Nü-Djent ™

          Lots of good there

        • I truly dig the 60 or 70 % of that haul <3 <3 <3

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    You should see my haul from today.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Show us…

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        I’ll try. The photo I took of it is over 2 megabites so my phone won’t let me.

        • Count_Breznak

 small, free…and you can process batches of matlab files,should the need arise.

        • there’s like a billion photo manipulation programs that can shrink that for you

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    I bought a copy of Chinese Democracy and the Rollerball remake from my job.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa


    • No you didn’t.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        Yes I did.

    • Count_Breznak

      Goes right next to the Total Reacall and Deathrace remakes on the shelf

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Old Navy don’t sell either of those

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        I meant my other job at Christmas Tree Shops.

        • Ted Nü-Djent ™

          Are they Christmas CD’s?

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            No. We do have some Christmas CDS though.

    • BACH!!!!!!!!


  • CT-12

    Some interesting grindy black metal

    • Edward/Breegrodamus™

      Sounds promising.

      • CT-12

        Dude, have you heard of Depressor? Just found out about these guys, my balls are currently being blown off. Like a faster Godflesh. Anyhow, here’s the bandcamp link

        • Edward/Breegrodamus™

          Have not, before today!

  • Pentagram Sam

    Might be a little late on this announcement but:

    Amazon Prime has the option now to pay 10.99 a month instead of the hundred bucks a pop for a yearly fee. Since I know my purchasing will slow down alot when I get to Austin in t-minus 3 months, using it for month or two here ist wunderbar. I know they ain’t super specialized like Hells Headbash and whatnot but hey, there’s alot of good shit on there.

    Shit, using it twice a month for cds w free two day shipping pays for itself.

    Hails to Amazon-hyper-bro!

  • Óðinn

    Those are some sweet ass hauls. m/

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    • tertius_decimus

      Beautiful video. Wonder about expenses that made it happen.

      I’ll be attempting >1400 km ride in 3 days next month. It’ll be a trip to Belarus and back. I’d love to release a video like that, we too have to share beautiful nature of Eastern Europe, but in my book it’s unreal. Pity on the photo equipment I’ve lost in past years. 🙁

  • Boss: The Scorpions and Judas Priest vinyls are aweesome! Also, I’m in love with those Sequestered Keep tapes and buttons. If I was living in gringolandia, I would def buy them.

    Jack Bauer: Enthean and First Fragment, dude! Also, that album in the right, I want to hear it.

    Karhu: Iron Maiden and the Ginnungagap Ginnungawhatevers looks great.

    Brian: Not a fan of those bands, buuuut, I really want to hear Timeghoul.

    Hans Müller: DISCHAAARGE!!!.

    Super Nintendo Charlmers: I want all of those <3. Also, that Graves at Sea shirt is gorgeous!

    Elegant Gazing Globe: that’s a killer wax, dude!

    Fine Sexy Ladies: great Hadean bruh!

    Leaf Bearikson: sweet Katalepsy.

    Jom Pooterson: that DFHVN album is a-good.

    Ted Nu-Djent: I like all those three albums, but I will def scream KATATONIAAA. Beautiful shirts, too.

    Tyree: D-BEAT DEFENDER! Those Wolfpack cds must be great.

    Sweetooth0: holy fuck, man! <3

    Lacertilian: super sexy <3

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      If you lived in Gringolandia I would buy them for you, elf friend.

      • Thanks, bro!!

        Man, that Killing Machine must have excellent quality. Also, not worth all the money for that cover art, is the same album anyways, unless you’re a Scorpions completist.

        Hope I hear you sing “HE’S A KILLAAAAAH”.

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          My thoughts exactly

    • If you wanna hear it, here it is!

  • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

    Cool shit all y’all.

  • sweetooth0

    This is a cool place to be. People who actually still buy physical media>>>>>>>>