Shirt Stains: Merry Shirtmas

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I’m dreaming of some shitty metal merchandise.

By the time you’re reading this, you’ll probably have already opened your Christmas gifts. You’re gathered with all your loved ones and family pets. You’ve resolved whatever major catastrophic issues you had prior to the holiday. You’ve kissed that person you’ve always loved or perhaps kissed that person you just recently met under wacky and improbably circumstances. Most importantly, you’ve learned the true meaning of Christmas.

Okay, since I don’t celebrate Christmas, I mostly just cobbled together bits and pieces from Christmas specials from family-friendly comedy shows from the 90’s and Lacey Chabert-led Hallmark movies. (Hey, Lacey, if you read this, call me!). Either way, I hope it’s a great holiday for those that celebrate it and a great Friday for those that do not. You know what would guarantee that you’re having a great day? Not getting any of these metal-related Christmas items.

 

Attila – Santa Fronz Is Coming To Town

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Last year, I wrote all about terrible ugly Christmas sweaters from bands. I had left out perpetual shitbirds Attila just because the band Continents had one-upped them in the garbage merch department. Clearly feeling left out, Attila decided to put out a new “sweater” (it’s a sweatshirt, you assgoblins) that manages to be equal parts vulgar and confusing. Parents, let the world know you’ve made many mistakes in life by letting your child wear this anywhere and any time.

This sweatshirt receives some points for being kinda sorta creative in the same way that Mountain Dew gets points for putting out new flavors based on melted snocones. Do the classy fellows in Attila not know how human anatomy works. We know they’re not the brightest fleshlights in the porno shop. Why is this woman’s rear and lower back so red? Did she get some sort of super herpes from one of the members of Attila? If this is drawn to scale, is Santa Claus some sort of omnipotent giant floating head of Christmas doom and this naked woman is riding his face to stop him from spreading his holiday spirit across an unsuspecting world? Is Santa normal sized and the woman is some sort of red-assed Lilliputian?

 

Slipknot – Frosty The Maggot

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W: “I push these snowflakes into my eeeeyyyyyyyeeees!”
365DOH: “If the pain goes on, I’m not gunna shake it!”

When you think of Slipknot, do you think of a winter wonderland, where everything is peaceful and magical? No, of course not. You think of a grown man in a clown mask hitting a keg with a baseball bat. Iowa is a vast wasteland, and it’s hell in the winter, so this Slipknot snow globe is, in some way, oddly appropriate. If a Slipknot fan gets this for Christmas, what are their thoughts when shaking it up? Are they filled with thoughts of peace, joy, and goodwill towards man? It’s possible. It’s also possible that ex-drummer Joey Jordinson’s new band Scar the Martyr might not suck. Possible, but unlikely.

A snow globe just seems like a strange bit of merchandise for a band that heavily relies on spooky imagery (in a mainstream way, of course). Instead of snowflakes, this thing should have floating 6’s. There is also a noticeable lack of goats and flying pentagrams. Get your act together, Slipknot. You’ve got a few months until you release your Slipknot Easter eggs.

 

Pantera – O Come All Ye Fucking Hostile

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Are you ready to fuck shit up while waiting in line at Wal-Mart? Now you can get your mosh on without having to fumble around with complicated pants zippers or buttons. Represent the scene without changing out of your PJ’s. Show your teacher that you need 5 minutes alone, but can’t be bothered to put something else on. Scream to the world that your crotch smells like bad meat or good cheese. Inform the universe that beef jerky is your favorite vegetable.

These holiday Pantera pajamas must be for the diehard fans who already have Pantera’s other fantastic merch like the bro-tastic Affliction shirt, the “Southern Pride” backpack, and the giggling skull shirt. It’s actually shocking that this sweater/trailer pants combo manages to not includes Pantera’s three favorite things: the Confederate flag, pot, and/or a skull. Did the person who designed the Slipknot snowglobe also design this stuff? Did Phil Anselmo ask that they keep things classy for the Pantera holiday line? Are there currently a pile of these unsold in a Kmart somewhere in Mississippi? Does Vinnie Paul use these instead of towels to wipe up the cheap whiskey and BBQ sauce that frequently dribbles out of his mouth onto his Yeti chin? All signs point to “yes”.

 

Pantera – O Holy Shit

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Wow. I mean just… wow. A Pantera Christmas ornament shaped like a razor blade. That’s just really incredibly creepy. How does this come across as a gift? “Here you go sweetie. You know what to do. Re! Spect! Walk! Down not across!” You’re better off giving someone dick-shaped pasta from Spencer’s Gifts rather than this. I’d rather be handcuffed to Donald Trump after he’s eaten some bad shrimp than get this. I’d rather wear Kim Davis‘s underwear like a luchador mask than get this. I’d rather take a picture of Danzig at a concert than get this.

Depression is no joke and Seasonal affective disorder certainly exists. According to the CDC, suicide is the 10th leading cause of death for Americans. While it’s a myth that suicides peak during the holiday season, plenty of people struggle during this time of year. Will someone receiving this Pantera ornament suddenly snap after seeing it? Probably not, but it sure won’t help. Every day can be a struggle and sometimes innocuous things can send people down an emotional cave that is difficult to crawl out. Thankfully there are ways to cope for those in need. Suddenly, that Pantera sweater and flannel pants combo look a lot better. At least that’ll make people laugh.

 

All I Want For Krampus Is You

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If I told you that this ugly Krampus “sweater” was for Nuclear War Now, would you believe me? Would you believe that it’s for Steel Panther? How about Huntress? Well, it’s technically a Century Media Records product. It’s okay if you didn’t know because, really, there is no way to know. It doesn’t say Century Media anywhere on it, but it’s sold through their website. This doesn’t have enough inverted pentagrams on it. In true super spoopy evil band fashion, they should cram as many pentagrams as possible onto the sleeves. Maybe put some candy canes around the neck. And is that a line of mistletoe dangerously near the crotchal region? Gross. Gross on toast.

Look, I know a lot of people here like the idea of Krampus. I’d say a majority of metal fans like horror movies and other scary stuff, so Krampus is a natural fit. I think we’re at the point, though, where we’ve hit peak Krampus. It’s no longer a little niche thing. It’s pretty common knowledge now thanks to the internet and a major motion picture. I think we can now gracefully let it go and move on to something else before we start getting sexy Krampus costumes at Halloween and articles of one of the Jenner/Kardashian monsters having a sex tape with Krampus. Now is the time for new Christmas mascots for the metal community. How about the Santa Buddies?

 

North Polian Hunger

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Merry Dorkmas, everyone!

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    I got Halo 5. I think I also got some vinyl and what looks like shoes.

  • Dubs

    If they ever make a sexy Krampus costume, it will probably be made by Yandy.

  • Merry Christmas you turds.

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      Merry Christmas to all of you.

      • KJM, Shake Zula

        Happy Holidays! I see Satan didn’t eat your soul in the night! You must’ve been on the “good” list.

      • KJM, Shake Zula

        I spent a couple hours hanging out with Blue Pants and a dozen other people online late last night. ^_^

        • Janitor Jim Duggan

          Lucky.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Yes, but more like I’ve been an online friend for 5-6 years.

  • Eliza

    The Attila one is so bad it’s funny. The others, not so much.

  • Boss the Albatross Ross

    Merry Wu-Christmas everyone!

    https://youtu.be/nPNSEesvPsU

    • Boss the Albatross Ross

      Inspectah

      • Boss the Albatross Ross

        RZA

        • Boss the Albatross Ross

          GZA

          • Boss the Albatross Ross

            Method Man

          • Boss the Albatross Ross

            Ghostface Killah

          • Boss the Albatross Ross

            Masta Killah

          • Boss the Albatross Ross

            Raekwon

          • Boss the Albatross Ross

            The chef

          • Boss the Albatross Ross

            Cappadonna and U-God

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Ghostface stole all the Who hash and blazed that shit up. #LOL420

          • Boss the Albatross Ross

            Hahahahahahahaha, that made me laugh a little too hard.

    • Boss the Albatross Ross

      ODB

  • High on Vallenfyre

    All of you beautiful bastards have a great day!

  • more beer

    Hope everyone has a great day. Merry Christmas.

    • KJM, Shake Zula

      Happy Holidays!

      • more beer

        Same to you.

        • KJM, Shake Zula

          I’m assuming you got my email okay. Thanks again.

          • more beer

            Yes both of your emails no problem.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Rest assured, I will be sharing with friends on my end too.

          • more beer

            They are for you do as you please with them.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            I have 2-3 friends who will get one for being awesome people.

          • more beer

            That’s cool.

      • Boss the Albatross Ross

        Merry Christmas KJM!

        • KJM, Shake Zula

          Merry Christmas!! Doctor Who Christmas Special in about 5 hours!

          • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

            Oh yeah!

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Looks like it”ll be sooner. My friend across the pond is watching it now.

          • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

            It looks like 9pm on BBCA

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Oh, I won’t be waiting for them… ^_^

    • Boss the Albatross Ross

      Merry Christmas more beer. This one’s for you.

      • more beer

        Merry Christmas to you too Boss. I have to drive at about 12:30 gonna have to wait to start drinking.

        • Óðinn

          What’s that website for watching TV for free?

    • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

      Merry Christmas. Have a Belgian beer!

      • KJM, Shake Zula

        SATAN.

        • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

          Probably not very appropriate considering it’s Christmas.

          • Satan: always appropriate

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            Isn’t it.

          • Honkey’s Xmas On The Top Bunk

            Gah! I don’t know if that’s supposed to be Santa or a Nazi Anti-Semitic propaganda piece.

            http://cdn.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/bad-santa-image.jpg

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            He’s always the reason for the season!!

          • more beer

            I just strained and measured the butter out. 2.5 cups of finished product. Not to shabby I will take a picture after it hardens up.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Nice, play by play even! Can’t wait to see.

          • more beer

            I think it came out well. It cooked for a long time.

          • more beer

            It came out a nice dark shade of green. Success!

          • more beer

            Batch #1 complete. Just ate 2 to test the potency.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Looking great!

          • more beer

            I ate 2 they are starting to work. I had a huge meal today. So It is taking longer than if I had an empty stomach.

          • more beer

            Take a look. It came out a very nice dark shade of green. Success!

      • more beer

        Merry Christmas to you too. The closest I have t a Belgian beer is La Fin Du Monde which is Canadian. I shall drink it when I return from dinner today.

      • more beer

        I want a Satan beer. I didn’t see that until I refreshed the page.

        • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

          They taste damn good too. They only sell them at specialist stores though.

          • more beer

            It looks delicious. I really like red beers too. I go to a huge liquor store usually . It is possible I can find them there if they export them from Belgium.

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            Yeah it’s very possible these beers are exported to North America as well. I think most beers are nowadays.
            Except for some of the abbey beers. But they’re even tough as shit to buy in Belgium. People that want those beers usually have to drive all the way to the monastery to buy them over there.

          • more beer

            If they are the place I go to will have them. I will look the next time I am there.

          • more beer

            I looked and can not get them anywhere near me.

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            Doesn’t surprise me, as it’s not really widespread in Belgium either. Over here you can drink it at several beer bars in the cities. But I don’t really know of specialist stores that have it. Then again, it’s been quite a while since I set foot inside a beer store.

          • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

            Beer stores >>>>>>>

          • more beer

            It is okay. I live in what they call the Napa Valley of beer. I won’t do without good beer.

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            Hahaha but judging by your username, you could always use more!

          • more beer

            Always.

          • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

            Beer Cities >>>>>>

          • more beer

            Plus weed is legal and a really good scene. Denver wins.

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            Isn’t Cephalic Carnage from Denver?
            That alone scores the city some very high points.

          • more beer

            Yes they are.

      • Welcome to the Toilet!

        GL

        • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

          Thanks for the welcome!

          • Been around long?

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            On here just for a day or two. Been around for a few months on MS though.

          • Nice. Hope to see you around! Once you get hooked on the Toilet, there is no going back!

            GL

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            Thanks! I already noticed that hahaha

    • Óðinn
      • more beer

        That looks really good for a lager.

    • Honkey’s Xmas On The Top Bunk

      Merry Christmas to you as well!

  • 365ChaosRiddenDays

    What I can give to the Toilet Ov Hell for Christmas, what about the new song by the devastating Death Metal force in Altarage? https://soundcloud.com/iron-bonehead-productions/altarage-womborous

  • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

    Id wear those pantera trailer pants in a heartbeat

    • Lacertilian

      Planet Trailer-van awaits!
      https://youtu.be/kWChhdIgT6Q

    • KJM, Shake Zula

      Walk on home for Christmas, boy!!!

      • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

        ARE YOU TALKIN TO ME, SANTA?!

  • Salvador Dalí Lama

    Joe owns at least two of those Pantera blades

    • Óðinn

      #JoeFacts

    • Honkey’s Xmas On The Top Bunk

      But can’t lift them, because tiny hands and shiat.

  • Óðinn

    Merry Christmas to my friend W., Happy Holidays to all my secular and/or atheist friends, and Happy Winter Solstice to my pagan friends. Please enjoy this very Metal trees n’ shit holiday card:

    • I see the trees, but . . .

      Where’s the shit?

      • more beer

        Covered by the snow/

    • Honkey’s Xmas On The Top Bunk

      Needs more unreadable band names.

  • Óðinn

    Krampus is very popular with the lady devils. True story.

    • Honkey’s Xmas On The Top Bunk

      Krampus = when a woman’s on the rag around Christmas time. #ChristmasFacts

      • Too far, bud.

        • Honkey’s Xmas On The Top Bunk

          Too extreme? Too radikvlt?

  • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

    Merry Christmas to the best bunch of metalheads/nerds on the internet!!
    ??⛄❄

    • Boss the Albatross Ross

      Merry Christmas to the best doom nipple around!

    • Óðinn

      Thanks Nipple.

  • Lacertilian
  • Óðinn
  • Honkey’s Xmas On The Top Bunk

    Merry Excuse To Drink Eggnog (blegh!) Day, everyone!

  • Honkey’s Xmas On The Top Bunk
  • Honkey’s Xmas On The Top Bunk

    *tucks the new Borknagar video under the Toilet Tree*

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDrrKv2wjvk

    • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

      Sure to be on my 2016 aoty list. 2015 list inc before new years

      • Honkey’s Xmas On The Top Bunk

        So far, it’s sounding a lot like Arcturus.

        • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

          With Ihsahn and Borknagar coming up, my boner is all progressive

    • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

      This is rel rel gud

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    I got Springsteen tickets.

    • KJM, Shake Zula

      I don’t care for him, but that should still be an excellent show. He gives his fans what they pay for and then some.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        I’ve seen him 7 times. He’s performing The River.

      • Óðinn

        Yeah, I don’t get it either. I like his politics, but middle-of-the road, populist rock ‘n roll music just doesn’t appeal to me at all.

        • KJM, Shake Zula

          That, and he busts his ass for his audience. Anybody who cranks out 3+ hour shows deserves respect for hard work.
          I just need my “Blues” heavier and darker, that’s all.

    • COAL ROLL

      Hartford?

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        Albany.

  • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

    Where can i order that Pantera sweater

    • KJM, Shake Zula

      The Doctor Who special was awesome.

      • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

        Ill watch it later on, got it DVRd

    • Honkey’s Xmas On The Top Bunk

      From the dumpster behind Rite Aid.

      • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

        *looks under several Hoveround chairs, no sweater

        • Honkey’s Xmas On The Top Bunk

          I forget the name of the online store selling them, but they’re $68 a pop, plus shipping.

          • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

            Fuvk that noise.
            *gets higher instead
            #dimebagapproved

          • Honkey’s Xmas On The Top Bunk

            #GetYourXmasBlackToothRollBro

  • Óðinn

    ~~~

  • Óðinn
  • Óðinn
  • BobLoblaw

    House shoes, running shoes (no hint there) and day off shoes. The lady loves me. Now off to work!

  • BobLoblaw

    Bobandy.

    • Óðinn
      • BobLoblaw

        He may be one of the best actors of our time. That chair scene, stepping into the lawnmower, falling into the pool and getting his robe caught on a nail in the doorway (not to mention the very proud boner) are all amazing and believable.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      John Dunsworth is the greatest fake drunk in history.

  • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED
  • Honkey’s Xmas On The Top Bunk

    And Christmas just wouldn’t be complete without this classic piece of Yuletide cheer!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DJZtf2aS2Y

  • Óðinn
    • CyberneticOrganism

      FAIL

  • Óðinn
    • CyberneticOrganism

      HAIL

  • Óðinn
    • CyberneticOrganism

      HAIL

  • Óðinn

    Surly Krampus 29er bicycle. Sweet. Possibly my next bicycle. Why are my hobbies so expensive?

    • more beer

      Because a quality bicycle is expensive . If you buy a shitty product, you get shit. You obviously know the difference.

      • Óðinn

        You make a good point. I love steel and titanium bicycles, US-made guitars, craft beer, and collecting (relatively) obscure Metal CDs.

        • more beer

          I will always choose to spend a little more for a quality product. I have had people tell me. Get your tools at Harbor Freight. I just laugh. Why would I buy something that is going to break the second time I use it. Quality is always the way to go.

        • more beer

          You see. I try to buy Made in USA always. But it is getting harder. I do own a Tacoma though. But man Toyota makes a quality small truck.

      • Honkey’s Xmas On The Top Bunk

        I still don’t know how to ride a bike. I grew up mostly in hilly areas (Puerto Rico, Kentucky and Cincinnati. Riding one here isn’t much better). I also don’t know how to drive. #ToiletConfessions

        • more beer

          How do you get around. I don’t remember public transportation there being worth a shit.

          • Honkey’s Xmas On The Top Bunk

            It’s decent around here, but the wait times are a fucking bitch. I walk most of the time. I can get to the grocery and whatnot within 15-20 minutes walking. Getting anywhere further takes some time and planning.

          • Honkey’s Xmas On The Top Bunk

            Then again, think how long ago it’s been since you’ve been here. Things have changed so much since I was here back in 1996-1998, and even from when I came back for a little while in 2003.

          • more beer

            Yea but it was a pretty backwards place when I was there.

    • Honkey’s Xmas On The Top Bunk

      Doesn’t get cheaper than the top bunk when it comes to hobbies!

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Dude. Nice.

    • Guppusmaximus

      Not to be a dick, but, what makes that bike worth 1700 bucks?! Maybe I’m wrong but brakes from Avid and hardware from Shimano don’t justify the cost for me. Is there something special with the frame? Maybe the cost of 4130 Chromoly has gone up? Honestly, I’ve never heard of Surly before…

      Edit: I’m asking because my cheap chinese-made Specialized Hard Rock needs to be replaced and I thought I was gonna buy a Giant. I took one serious wipe and the gears were never the same. Thus, my skepticism about Shimano.

      • Óðinn

        That’s a good question. I’m not familiar with your experience level as it pertains to cycling, so I’ll apologize if any of this is information you already know:

        Firstly, I know that I did complain about the price, but relative to other quality bicycles, $1,700 isn’t actually that bad. Cycling, for those who get serious enough about it, is quite expensive in general though. Unfortunately, I’ve found that you usually do get what you pay for. There are so many different types of bicycles, and depending on the frame materials, and components, bikes (these days) can be $10,000+. If I wasn’t such a fanatic, I wouldn’t already own 4 bicycles and be considering buying another. This Surly is a bit of a niche ride because it’s a 29er, steel, non-suspension, fat-tire mountain bike. Although Surly Bikes are growing in popularity, they are not mass-produced when compared to companies like Trek, Giant, and Specialized. Off the top of my head, I can’t think of another company that makes a that particular type of bike exactly, although many fat bikes may be close in spec. Depending on the type of riding you need to do, this is most likely is not the type of bike you’d choose as your daily rider. Although, equipped with skinnier tires, I suppose it could be a functional commuter. It would certainly be a fun, and somewhat different, type of trail bike though.

        Steel, aluminum, titanium, carbon fiber, bamboo, wood, and magnesium will all have different characteristics that effect the ride qualities and durability of the bicycles. Butted steel frames, like this Surly, will be more expensive, lighter, and have a nicer feel than straight-gauge steel frames. I like steel because of the feel, and because (if properly maintained) a steel frame will last for decades unlike carbon fiber (for example). Steel bikes tend to be a bit heavier though, and many riders don’t like that. Professionals cyclists tend to use the lightest bikes possible, but a non-competitive rider really doesn’t need the absolute lightest bike. I own a butted steel Salsa (cousin company to Surly) bicycle, and the ride of that bikes feels the best out of any bicycle I’ve ever owned. The bike you are replacing is likely a mass-produced aluminum bicycle, and there’s nothing wrong with that. Aluminum has a stiffer, harsher, and arguably more responsive feel than steel, and some people prefer that. Giant Bicycles is a Taiwanese company that earned its early success by making low-labor-cost bikes for Schwinn in the early 1980s. They have since grown to become the largest bike manufacturer in the world. They have a full range of bicycles, so you are wise to do your research before you buy. If you did have trouble with the Giant bike you tried, it could be cheaper components, or it could be that the bikes was not properly set up by the bike mechanic at your dealer. A good bike mechanic is great think to have. I used to go to a bike shop with an owner I thought was a total dick because his bike mechanics, who were very popular with the local bike couriers, were excellent. Personally, I would try to avoid buying a bike with base-level components. I do tend to customize my bikes with components that I know function the way I need them to.

        Regarding Shimano and Avid, these re the two largest component manufacturers, and if you don’t like using their components, you usually need to go deeper into your pockets to customize your bicycle. While I prefer Campagnolo myself, and I do tend to customize my bicycles, most bicycles come equipped with Shimano and/or Avid components. Also, most professional cyclists use Shimano or Avid gruppos on their bikes. Campagnolo is also popular with professionals, although Campy components are usually too expensive for most casual cyclists. Shimano and Avid have lines of different components with various levels of functionality that might not be immediately obvious to actual cyclists. And even then, sometimes the less expensive components function just as well as the more expensive ones. In general, the more expensive components are better though. You may not need disc brakes where you live, or for your type of riding. Disc brakes are especially helpful in wet climates because rim brake pads can wear very quickly a and become practically useless in heavy rain. In rain, rim brake pads can wear out completely in an hour. But rim bake pads will last for several months in dry climates. Disc brakes work very well when wet. The BB7 mechanical disc brakes that come with the Surly are quite popular and do work quite well when set up properly. They are popular because they can be easily adjusted and possibly repaired on the trail by the rider, whereas hydraulic disc brakes require specialty equipment that a rider won’t have.

        • Whoa.

          • Óðinn

            Haha. You ride. Feel free to join in. 😉

          • Well, I am a cheap ass. So when it comes to buying bikes (I only own 1), I buy (bought) middle of the road concerning price. Otherwise, all the gimmicks and low weight and what-have-you is overrated. Mine was a tri-bike. Year end model. $1700. It was more expensive than all three of my cars. LOL

            What are we talking about?

            #drunk

          • Óðinn

            My bicycles are also more expensive than my car.

            Guppusmaximus was wondering why a Surly Krampus costs $1,700 since its only a chromoly bike with Shimano/Avid components. He says that he is skeptical about the quality of Shimano components based on a bike that he tried recently. I don’t know how much he rides, so I may have over-explained.

            #sober #but do have beer in the fridge.

          • Man, riding sounds nice right now. We just started day one of a three day rain. Expecting 3″ of rain. No riding for a while!

          • Óðinn

            Holy shit. That’s a lot of rain.

          • As with most places in the country, it is unseasonably warm. So at least it is not snow!

          • Óðinn

            Yeah. I suppose that’s true. The El Niño has certainly caused some unusual weather.

        • Guppusmaximus

          Thanks for the in-depth explanation. I really do appreciate it. Looks like I’ll need to start saving up for a decent, well-built domestic model

          • Óðinn

            You’re welcome. It also depends on how much you ride and what type of riding you do. Happy to provide my perspective.

  • Honkey’s Xmas On The Top Bunk
  • CyberneticOrganism

    RIP Krampus. You were amazing before America learned of you.

  • Dave Vincent’s Perm

    A my dying bride shirt, a headphone guitar thing, some beer that tastes like marmite and money

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