Shirt Stains: “I Want Your Skull” Edition

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I need your skull.

Skulls may be the most cliched and overused symbol in all of metal. It comes out just ahead of 666, inverted crucifixes, and pot leafs. And why the skull? I suppose it’s kind of scary. If you’re a 5 year old. It probably doesn’t help that skeletons are frequently used for Halloween decorations. And pirate hats. And baby carriers. It’s been done to death, pun completely intended.

Bullet For My Valentine – Skull and Roses

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What the hell is that skull doing? I’m not being rhetorical. I seriously want to know from the artist what that skull is doing. Because it sure looks like the shirt has a skull sucking on a bone like it’s a dick. Okay, maybe I’m just reading too much into it. What else does this shirt have? Roses that could be straight out of the Georgia O’Keeffe vagina flowers collection. Probably a coincidence, right? It’s not like there’s a third part of this shirt that could be mistaken for sexual innuendo.

Hmmm, what are those two big white things above the skull? Cock-and-ball shaped mushrooms? Nipple-tipped cauliflower? I really don’t know, but if you wear this shirt within 500 feet of an elementary school, you get put on a list. The bright colors are sure to help the authorities spot you from a mile away.

Judging by how part of their name is covered up, I think Bullet For My Valentine wanted to hide from Hot Topic’s “Nipples and Dicks” clothing line.

Exodus – Cliché Hat Trick

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Exodus: We’d like a giant skull on our shirt.

Artist: Okay, no problem. What else?

Exodus: What do you mean what else?

Artist: Well, it’s kind of boring with just a skull.

Exodus: Put a 666 on it.

Artist: Excuse me?

Exodus: Put a 666 on the skull.

Artist: Umm… but… that doesn’t really make much sense.

Exodus: Well make it make sense.

Artist: Hmm…well I guess I can put some demon horns on it. That’ll have it make sense. Sort of.

Exodus: Put four horns on it.

Artist: What? Why?

Exodus: Because four is more than two, dummy.

Artist: What color do you want this cliched abomination?

Exodus: Black.

Artist: But the shirt is black.

Exodus: Fine. The opposite of black.

Artist: So you want an all-white giant demon skull with four horns and a 666 on it.

Exodus: Yes.

Artist: Fine. Whatever. I get paid either way.

Hatebreed – Space Demon Sperm Skull

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We all know what Hatebreed sounds like. Punishing straightforward hardcore with touches of metal. Of course, you’d never know that looking at this embarrassment to artwork. It’s almost as if this shirt was intended for another band. Maybe it’s one of those foreign knockoffs like a cheap Spider-Man figure labeled “Aranchnid Guy” or generic cereal called “Frosted Flokes.”

That Space Demon Sperm Skull thing is actually laughing. He knows that this shirt makes no sense. He knows he is the offspring of an all-night White Castle and speed bender capped off with repeated viewings of Heavy Metal. He’s saying “HEE HEE YEEEEEEEAAAAAAH MOTHERFUCKERS. THIS MAKES NO SENSE! I LOVE COCAINE AND ONION RINGS!”

Avenged Sevenfold – Biker Skull Guy

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Who designed this shirt? Rob Liefeld? Let’s try to look beyond the insanity of a giggling skull with wings on top of a biker’s body. I know, it’s hard to do, but let’s try.

What is going on with this perspective? His right hand is a twisted, gnarled mess with giant fingers only seen in foam form at wrestling matches. Is this guy’s left arm completely atrophied? Why is his head so big and his torso so crumpled? And what’s with the hat? This isn’t an Archie comic.

There’s just so much going on in this shirt and it’s all terrible. It can easily fit under the “Design Buffet” moniker. They even managed to cram in a second skull with bat wings in the upper corner. Why? M Shadows, that’s why!

This shirt is so bad, Avenged Sevenfold put their name on it twice. Three times if you count the “A7X” on this creature’s ascot. Yeah I know it’s a bandana, but for all intents and purposes, that’s an ascot.

Pantera – Skull Surprise

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There is no shortage of skull-related Pantera shirts out there. There’s so many, you’d think that Pantera would be Spanish for “shitty skull merch.”

Look at those two human skulls. They look so surprised. Between the gaping mouths and wide eyes (seriously, why do skulls have eyes?) you’d think they just won the lottery. It’s as if they just found out they’re going to be on a Pantera shirt. “Really? Pantera? No way! EEEEE I’m so excited!”

Just for good measure, the shirt manages to also include a non-human skull. Pantera is an equal-opportunity skull user. While we’re at it, let’s throw in a razor while we’re at it. Still, I’d take all of that over the Confederate flag guitar and giant Texas in the background. Fuck Texas and fuck the Confederacy. The South isn’t rising again. The South can barely get out of their Laz-E-Boys to reach for the KFC-greased remote to turn up the volume for Duck Dynasty.

Misfits – Only Skull

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I would be remiss not to mention the Misfits in a column about shirts with skulls on them. After all, their symbol “The Crimson Ghost” is just a big skull face. It’s big, simple, and easily recognizable. Say what you will about the symbol being put on just about everything, but it’s a confirmation that people know what it is. The Misfits are now a brand and I don’t fault them for cashing in.

I do fault them for messing with the Crimson Ghost in ridiculous ways, though. Would you want a t-shirt with Jerry Only’s melting face on it? No way. Did Jerry open up the Ark of the Covenant? Is he playing the role of Clay Face in the next Batman movie? Did he bite into a Hot Pocket, sending molten hot cheese and sauce onto one side of his face?

I know they were trying to combine the famous skull with the Misfits famous devil lock, but it just looks so silly. It probably doesn’t help that it’s gigantic. Why mess with a good, simple thing that everyone knows and likes? Because there’s always money to be made on the off-chance that your fans have really, really bad taste. Much like these other bands on this list.

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  • MikeHawke

    Happy world toilet day, flushers.

    • welcome to the toilet!

    • sweet land of liberty…

    • Wtf is World Day? Welcome to the toilet.

        • OH SHIT, THEY HAVE DISQUS ON THAT PAGE!!!

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan is #teamedw

            I love how boring NPR is. They talk about the most boring stuff.

          • VV.

            Actually, I’d much rather listen to NPR than the radio. I think their discussions are more interesting than most of the crap on classic rock stations.

          • You don’t want to hear Hell’s Bells for the 30th time in a single hour?

          • Tyree Wears Trailer Pants
          • Janitor Jim Dvggan is #teamedw

            I don’t even know what this is and it makes me laugh.

          • The Black Dahlia Burger

            That’s A Clockwork Orange, get on that shit man, great great movie.

          • Edward, Goat Ov Void

            A Clockwork Orange >>>>>>>>>>>>

          • Tyree Wears Trailer Pants

            I think we should keep our movie gif theme going through out the day. What do you say, eh?

          • Edward, Goat Ov Void

            Tyree I will raise you one and say that we should just keep it going, every day.

          • KJM

            I’m singing in the rain…

          • Tyree Wears Trailer Pants
          • CONANtheMotherFuckin’KING

            In tenth grade my psychology teacher played clockwork for the class ( no shit ). The fucking psycho. Its cool that the back of the sculpture looks like an ass. And i mean what kind of people would have this kind of sculpture in their house if they DIDN’T want to be raped and murdered.

            BAZINGA !

          • The Black Dahlia Burger

            A Clockwork Orange MIGHT be my favorite movie ever, but holy shit, showing this to a class does not seem like a good idea.

          • CONANtheMotherFuckin’KING

            Plus he made a joke at my expense when there was some female nudity along the lines of ” bet you’ve never seen that before ” Needless to say i was quite scarred by that and hate his guts with extreme prejudice to this day. I have since watched the film many times and will vouch for its greatness. But i still have bitterness from that day long ago , when my teacher actually pulled a clockwork orange on me. I will now forever relive that humiliation everytime i watch or think of the movie. He in fact , robbed me of the full enjoyment of a classic film, the damn bastard.

          • The Black Dahlia Burger

            What if it’s like a huge meta thing where he’s doing the association stuff from the movie? He’s like clinically trained you to think of him every time you think of the movie, just like beethoven is now unlistenable to Alex

          • CONANtheMotherFuckin’KING

            Thats even more diabolical. Plus my dad is sort of friends with him. I have yet to reveal to him the true evil of the man, since he has never see Clockwork.

          • The Black Dahlia Burger
          • CONANtheMotherFuckin’KING

            Only a sick mind would think this movie is funny !

          • VV.

            See? Ann gets it.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan is #teamedw

            The radio today makes me wish I had Sirius. At least they have good music as well as good discussions.

          • CONANtheMotherFuckin’KING

            Sirius is the way to go , everthing you have ever talked about liking. As far as 70’s stuff goes, multiple channels of great stuff.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan is #teamedw

            I used to have it before it got good. I’ll have to get it again when I have some money. I just hope that if they play 70’s stuff it’s not the overplayed stuff on classic rock radio. Maybe they’ll play some of the good Jefferson Starship songs which aren’t played on the radio.

          • CONANtheMotherFuckin’KING

            Oh yea man, they have the classics but that is just the tip of the iceberg there is channels that only play deep tracks and rare stuff. They will play the long songs no radio station plays either.

          • Tyree Wears Trailer Pants

            I’m pretty sure if I hear another Aerosmith song on the radio I’m going to murder lots of humans.

          • VV.

            Thankfully, the only time I ever have to hear the radio is if a group of us are making a trip in our research van.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan is #teamedw

            Same. If I ever hear I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing again I think I’ll go crazy.

          • SheWölf
          • wow.. that’s… a lot of hate.. I should do one of those Q&A expressing my hate for Coldplay

          • KJM

            I absolutely have to be in the mood for them, and even then only ‘toys’ or ‘rocks’.

          • nbm02ss

            If I’m ever in a situation where the radio is the only thing available I will listen to a hip hop station so I don’t have to worry about that fucking horrible song from Armageddon ever coming on.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Holy shit do I hate Aerosmith, ugh…

          • nbm02ss

            The disappointment when it’s Hell’s Bells and not For Whom The Bell Tolls.

          • CONANtheMotherFuckin’KING

            this will make it new again. It is like the smell of a new toilet.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRXkAhwGTgo

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan is #teamedw

            I agree on the crappy discussions on classic rock stations but I don’t really listen to the radio enough to get into NPR.

          • VV.

            I meant I’d rather listen to the discussions on NPR than most of the music on class rock stations.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan is #teamedw

            I usually listen to the alternative stations on the radio because the classic rock radio stations play the same stuff over and over again.

          • VV.

            Some times have college radio stations that play decent stuff if you can pick up the signal.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan is #teamedw

            There is a station that is pretty good in my area that might be a college station. It plays good rock that usually isn’t played on rock radio

          • KJM

            Boston has a wealth of college radio.

          • Xan

            My college has a radio station that plays some of the worst crap ever to be heard. One of these days, I’m going to pull and Andy Dufresne and sneak in, lock the door, and blast Cattle Decapitation till I am removed.

          • KJM

            If I want world news, I do Democracy Now w/Amy Goodman, an excellent journalist who has risked her life on several occasions to get the real story.

          • Call the Slambulance

            Welome home JJD<3

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan is #teamedw

            It’s great to be back.

          • Call the Slambulance

            Great to have you back, holmes.

          • Edward, Goat Ov Void

            #teamedward standing proud. Brings a tear to my eye.

          • KJM

            Huzzah!

          • you should invade it like the last one

          • I’M ALREADY ON IT

          • they aren’t taking these down with the same expediency as abc news.

          • I would bet NPR doesn’t have the budget for a ton of mods. SO BE NICE-ish TO THEM.

          • ok joe 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁

          • But if you wanted to take on The Blaze or The Chive…

          • SOMEONE LINK ME

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan is #teamedw

            Here’s a link to The Chive.

            http://thechive.com/

          • VV.

            I would be so pleased if The Chive got #shrekt

          • nbm02ss

            I’ve tried with The Blaze. They have that shit on lockdown.

          • Kim Jong Un Pardons A Turkey

            Never even heard of it. Am I missing anything of value?

          • nbm02ss

            It’s Glenn Beck’s website.

          • Kim Jong Un Pardons A Turkey

            Then I’m definitely not missing anything, or bothering with it. *gets back to Big Sausage Pizza*

          • KJM

            I just checked out The Chive for the first time. Reading those comments may have given me Dysentery.

          • Chive bros give good bros a bad name.

          • CT-12

            …..good……..bros………

          • CyberneticOrganism

            NO WAY BRO

          • JWG

            …worst Bon Jovi song ever.

          • Xan

            I know the feeling.

          • we shall take on the chive some day, an organized strike. but we must be fast on a new article so as to get dem upvotes.

          • Kim Jong Un Pardons A Turkey

            Just look at the overly desperate sausage party on there, and the litany of “oh these skanky bitches” Studman69’s on there. Their existence is punishment enough, especially if they’re throwing down money to attend those wiener fests they drag from town to town. The usual pick up lines at those most likely go like this:

            http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/00/00f17f677c38e4648268a67c8ff301e86f823ca4ea640fada4d0ac5c73c95518.jpg

            http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2117880/84064618.jpg

          • Howard Dean

            Existence is punishment?

            ” I GAAAAVVEE MY HEEEEAAAARRRTTT … AND SOOOOUUUUULL TO YOOOOUU MY FRIIIIEEEND … YOU LEEEEET MEEEE FAAAAAAALLLLLLL …”

          • Kim Jong Un Pardons A Turkey

            Lol, Haven’t heard ANYTHING of Crowbar since ’98!

          • Bözlinger

            I’ve taken on the chive before with a few of us….they have no idea what we are talking about, the only thing they know for sure is the size of the bus they have to get on

          • The Black Dahlia Burger

            IT’S NOTHING BUT PUNS

          • David Vincent on Tinder

            They have one on the chive about the holiest of all holy sites: Tinder.

        • Janitor Jim Dvggan is #teamedw

          I had no clue this was a thing. You learn something interesting every day.

        • Let’s find a way to contribute to this next year.

          • Lacertilian

            Commemorative T-Shirts?

        • UMMM wtf, why are we not coal rolling this website right now?

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan is #teamedw

            I don’t know why we aren’t. That’s a good question.

        • NefariousDude

          I just celebrated by defecating in a throne composed of space age polymer known as a porti potti

        • I’m so glad i loged in just now

  • Edward, Goat Ov Void

    So you want an all-white giant demon skull with four horns and a 666 on it – hahaha

    Shots fired at the South too!

  • Sacritastic

    Anyone noticed the string tanga on the misfits skull?

  • The Bullet for My Valentine one looks like Ed Hardy designed a shirt for the Grateful Dead.

    • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Trailer P

      It also looks like a fake Guns N Roses shirt.

  • Tyree Wears Trailer Pants
    • Stockhausen

      Hahahaha.

    • Trailerpants ov Steele

      I just wanna show this to everybody I know now.

  • “Fuck Texas”
    OH HAAAAIIIILLL NAW.

  • God

    I’d buy the shit out of that hatebreed shirt.

  • Stockhausen

    +10 for the Archie comic reference. I have literally about 50 of those piled up somewhere.

  • VV.

    Props for that Rob Liefeld nod. For those unfamiliar, he was a notorious comic artist from the 90s who had absolutely no grasp on human anatomy.

    http://loltrap.com/pictures/c32efcb7f667f6c5def39db8eda2e6ce.jpg

    • IronLawnmower

      Morbidly swole.

      • Lacertilian

        even those swoles are swolen.

    • Tyree Wears Trailer Pants

      Golden nipples.

    • Legitimately lol’ed.

    • That’s what I look like when I take my shirt off.

    • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Trailer P

      He made some pretty awful comics as well for Image.

      • Kim Jong Un Pardons A Turkey

        Why am I not surprised?!?!

    • gross

    • SheWölf

      I’m going to laugh about that last image for the rest of my life… :)))

    • Silas??

      • Janitor Jim Dvggan is #teamedw

        Jimmy??

      • CONANtheMotherFuckin’KING

        Is it just me or is the captain one of the shittiest , most boring characters in the marvel universe ? He has a ridiculous outfit, a stupid glorified boomarang weapon. His powers were derived completely from science. He didn’t even have to hit the gym. Thumbs down on this symbol of american pride.

        • never read any of the comics, but i’m huge into the movies. and i quite enjoy Cap! all three movies he’s in are great, especially The Winter Soldier. you seen that? he’s the fighting machine that Baman should have been in Nolan’s Batman trilogy.

          • CONANtheMotherFuckin’KING

            hmmmmmmmmmmm, but batman had to BUILD his strength. We are worlds apart on this one my friend. Let us never speak of it again.

    • Guacamole Jim

      I went and read that whole article. Man, that dude is terrible. I think I remember reading some comics as a kid and wondering why the people looked so strange. Now I’m wondering if it was him the whole time.

      • VV.

        I collected Cable and X-Force as a kid, and I’m pretty sure the super bizarre art was all his fault.

    • Kim Jong Un Pardons A Turkey

      Pretty sure Image Comics already had a top spot lined up for him! Pretty much every character on their roster had that constipated “hurg, I’m angry. just look at the veins in my neck! Hurgie huuuuuuuuuuurg!” look. And torsos that look like they were about to snap under the weight of roided out upper bodies and bloated heads.

      That Captain America looks like he couldn’t even bend his arms!

      • VV.

        I had a bunch of Image comics as a kid too. He definitely mangled them as well.

    • Gvrp
  • David Vincent on Tinder

    Aw c’mon man how else am I supposed toilet people know how hardcore and metal I am? http://www.monsterville.gr/image/data/bands-m/morbid-angel-logo-and-skull-black-t-shirt.jpg

    • SheWölf

      I see what you did there…

  • FeelTheDarkness

    Of all the band tshirts I own, one of them have a skull on it.It’s a C.O.C. shirt

    • David Vincent on Tinder

      that’s acceptable.

  • IronLawnmower

    This week in shit not even Ed Hardy would produce.

    • David Vincent on Tinder

      Ed not-that-Hardy would be too wimpy and scared to put badass skulls on things.

      • IronLawnmower

        Love kills.

        Skulls.
        Money now please yes.

        • David Vincent on Tinder

          #stayextreme

    • #sickbeltbucklebro

  • Call the Slambulance

    This is becoming on of my favorite articles. Why can’t Hatebreed make sweet merch? It’s like they’re completely incapable of making clothing that doesn’t raise neck-punchability by ten points.

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

      Well, shitty t-shirts, shitty music. Coincidence???????????????????????
      ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
      ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
      ??????????????????????????????????????????

      • God

        ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????stareintothecuntingvoid?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

      • Call the Slambulance

        Psshhh, whatevs. I own five Hatebreed CDs haha.

        • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

          Suicide.

          • Call the Slambulance

            Jamey Jasta says I don’t need to kill myself. Thanks, Jamey.

          • Tyree Wears Trailer Pants

            You opened the void gates on this one.

          • Call the Slambulance

            The only void is the one that Jamey Jasta has filled with it inspirational lyrics. #thankyoujamey

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Self-empowerment is a motherfucker.

      • KJM

        Coincidence, I think not.

    • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Trailer P

      At least it’s not looking like Affliction or Tapout shirts.

      • Kim Jong Un Pardons A Turkey

        Or any Walmart-bought WWE shirt ever made. People over 12 years old wearing a Stone Cold or John Cena’s ‘thuganomics’ shirt should be sent to a gulag, and spend the rest of their lives making big rocks into little rocks.

  • God

    I literally looked in my closet and all the tshirts that have skulls on them are: Death angel, Foo fighters, Lacuna coil, Marduk, Apocalyptica, Edguy, Dimmu Borgir, and Lazarus A.D.

    • how is God’s closet? o.o)

      • God

        Its roomy! I dont wanna come out.

        • God

          …wait no

    • SheWölf

      I’m looking at mine; no skulls on Black Tusk, Serpent Crown, Sleep, High on Fire, Acid King, Disenchanter, Nágas, Satyress, etc… In fact, the only one with skulls is this Kylesa shirt, which is still pretty rad. So does that mean the sludge/doom/stoner set has evolved??

      • SheWölf

        Even my Slayer shirt has zero skulls. Huh.

      • Kim Jong Un Pardons A Turkey

        Last one I’ve had with skulls (outside of my pajamas) on it was Wumpscut’s ‘Music For A Slaughtering Tribe’ shirt. I lost that somewhere in the middle of several moves, sadly. They actually tried to suspend me for wearing that shirt in high school, and I told them to fuck off. Same with my friend/ex wearing her Grateful Dead t-shirt, and me wearing my Blade Runner “Wake up, time to die” shirt a day after Columbine happened (I honestly had no idea that it happened at the time and wondered why I was getting some pretty frightened looks).

      • CT-12

        Reference: pot leaves

  • D. Lee

    courtesy of central IL

    • Meh, would rock/10

    • Janitor Jim Dvggan is #teamedw

      I own a Shadows Fall shirt that looks about as stupid as that. It’s a ripoff of the Halloween movie poster but with the band’s name in the Law and Order font and a whiskey bottle instead of a knife in the hand of the killer. There’s also a skull that looks like a pumpkin on it.

    • VV.

      I can’t find any photos of it online, but one of my favorite shirts I’ve ever bought was a Naysayer shirt with a skeleton smoking a cigar and wearing a WW1 German army helmet.

    • The Black Dahlia Burger

      That’s not too bad, i’d probably wear that. At least it’s not trying too hard like Exodus and Hatebreed.

      • I got a little self-conscious when I looked in a mirror and saw “HARD CORE” on my chest.

  • some of my favorite metal shirts (the Garbage Pail Kids inspired ones):

    http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/z/Gh4AAOSwVFlUKjuh/$_35.JPG

  • Laughed pretty hard at the Exodus phone call/10.

  • I have this slayer shirt from when they were on mayhem a few years ago, but I don’t wear it anymore because:

    F.U Kerry for ruining the once mighty slayer!

    This isn’t Slayer, it’s the new dive bar tribute band taking over the world!

    They should retire. No one can replace Jeff on guitar with the style of
    playing he brought to that band, or his classic songwriting ability!

    So with that being said:

    Screw Kerry “Burger” King and his cover band!!!!!! Have fun
    playing the dive bar tour. Make sure the owners of that place help move that oh
    so heavy, spine breaking, pool table out of the way. And put it back after the
    shows over!

    $layer is done and finished for good!!!!!!!!!!!!

    F.U. to Tom, Gary & Kerry!

    *flushes this tribute version of the band right on down the galaxy’s most
    filthiest , darkest , vile , bile , stench ridden , evilest , putrid , rancid
    smelling , turd filled & never backed up or clogged toilet*

    Hail Lombardo
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    R.I.P. Jeff

    • KJM

      That’s the last time I saw Slayer as well. At least they still had Dave and we could fool ourselves into believing Jeff might come back. : (

  • Guac&Roll-eh? Jim

    Oh man the Exodus one fucking slayed me. This was a hilarious read!!

  • Kim Jong Un Pardons A Turkey

    Artist: What color do you want this cliched abomination?

    Exodus: Black.

    Artist: But the shirt is black.

    Exodus: Fine. The opposite of black.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kXH6GGtT0

    • KJM

      This was the first thing I thought of the day Metallica’s ‘Black Album’ was released.

  • When i was younger, i was forbidden from wearing clothing with skulls on it…thanks mom

    • My mom broke my Marilyn Manson cd and threw it out the window once. The one with beautiful people on it. #fondmemories

      • I was coerced into destroying an Exhumed CD.i think it was “Slaughtercult”..it was the one shaped like a sawblade that is next to impossible to find now….who knows how much it would have been worth in this market.

      • at least it wasn’t Mechanical Animals, his best album

    • KJM

      When I was younger my mom bought me clothing with skulls on them, still does once in a while.

    • but look how well you turned out!! thanks mom!

  • CT-12

    Man, I love it when you let loose on some of these shirts 365 Days of Horror hahaha. I lost it when you said “Pantera is an equal opportunity skull user” hahaha. Loving this column.

  • Xan

    +8 skill pointz for the Clay Face reference.

  • CyberneticOrganism

    Cocaine and onion rings 4 LYFE! M SHADOWS!

  • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

    I totes agree that skulls are lame and overdone.
    But don’t you go about rustlin’ a Texan’s jimmies, son. We don’t take too kindly to yankee folk talking shit ’bout our state.
    Texas >>>>> everywhere else. Fact.