Shameless Begging: Like Us on Facebook!

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This is awkward but here we are.

If you like the Toilet ov Hell page on Facebook you see when new posts go up on the site (assuming that Facebook allows you to see that post. It’s a little complicated).

Anyway, like the Facebook page, for me. Please.

Feel free to make fun of me below.

  • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

    …………

    • Poop Mango

      Look at that cat, standing there on its hind legs, just like a little Rory Calhoun.

      • KJM

        Excellent…

      • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

        you couldn’t possibly be referring to THE Rory Calhoun who starred in the 1980 classic motel hell could you ?
        Also best use of a pigs head in a horror movie.

        • KJM

          “I used…preservatives!”

    • Jesus Christ

      YES I FORGOT! WE CAN EMBED PICTURES NOW. brbdownloadingcatpictures

  • Kevin Nash’s Jackknife

    Someone should post a photo of a dog doing that thing where they roll their bottom lip above their top lip and give sad eyes.

  • DONE!!!

    *flushes Axl for no reason at all*

    • oh… there are reasons.

    • Deputy Dipshit

      YES! This was the best flush I’ve seen in a while! m/

      *plunges Axl out of the Toilet ov Hell (www.toiletovhell.com) and then flushes him down once again for no reason*

    • Deputy Dipshit

      We are LIVE on Twitter, follow us @toiletovhell and tweet your favorite #AxFacts! m/

  • Don’t worry “Elvis Up Your Ass” will be posting the link any minute now on the other site haha.

  • George Clarke

    congratulations you now have the public backing of a famous guy like me 🙂

    • Steve Smithwick

      Oh? Are you George ‘Deafheaven’ Clarke? Sweet!

  • Xan

    The background picture almost made me shit my pants from laughter.

  • Done!

    From your pals at Skull Smasher: http://skullsmasher.com

    • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

      You’re not THE jeremy wagner from broken hope are you ? If so i think your band is great and has been unjustly shat upon by the metal press.

      • No, I am the Jeremy Wagner, previously the guitarist and backup vocalist of The Royal Veil, and the author of a shitty side project that is virtually unknown: http://facebook.com/astridetheline (shameless plug)

        This is not the first time I’ve had to clarify. 🙂

        • Steve Smithwick

          Hey, good looking out! I’ve got some likes for your band and for Skull Smasher in response.

          • Thank you, good sir! I am liking you Flushers more by the minute!

    • W.

      I’m returning the favor, broskis.

  • ParallaxativeHyperStool

    Anything to help out you qt pies. Even if it means CLICKING SOMETHING TWICE. SO FUCKING DEMANDING. JUST KIDDING YALL ARE NOT EVEN CUTE. EMPTY TOILET WATER INTO PIPES LEADING TO SEWER.

  • Loafy D
  • J.R.

    I certainly would.
    But Jagged Rectum does not into Facebook.
    Can I slaughter some infants in the Toilet’s Porcelain name or something instead?

    • Steve Smithwick

      Actually, yes; that works quite nicely, please do that.

  • Sponge Of Mystery

    i liked it on fb way b4 all these posers

    • Mook Styfawker

      eleetest fukk 😉

  • RuIN?

    Can we post pictures of our pugs (past and present) and still be metal?

  • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

    MS = FAILURES FOR BLOGS

  • Jesus Christ

    You wish for me to expose my identity on Facebook? Ohohoho not today. Jokes on you, I am real super sand Jesus Christ

    • remember this excellent tweet of yours?

      • Jesus Christ

        Im Jesus R Christ, thats my half aborted brother. Dad just sort of gave up on him because Mary got an abortion the first time around and passed the legacy to me. Im surprised he survived. PC MASTER RACE.

    • Guppusmaximus

      I guess they’ll have to rename the movie to “Heaven is for Real Super Sand” when it hits the bargain bin.

  • The Satan ov Hell

    Hey joe, I have an article idea, and a type of article idea. A “Good shit that stopped coming” type article, that looks back at good bands that broke up

    • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

      Here is a band that deserves exposure the most. It could also tie in with the best bands with the worst names.

      • The Satan ov Hell

        I already had a band in mind, although Akercocke definitely do need exposure

        • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

          I won’t sacrifice any more virgins in your name or be your friend if you don’t do what i ask ! hahhahahhahh

    • Hit me up via email and I’ll help you get it off the ground.

  • The Satan ov Hell
  • Mr. Bojangles

    We’ve now turned in to what we despise. Toilet Ov Hell is MetalSucks. Joe is Axl.
    Revolution BEGINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

    -Mr. Bojangles

    • Loafy D

      Loafy D.

      • Mr. Bojangles

        *hiss*

        • Guest

          Loafy D says why can’t we be friends?

          • Mr. Bojangles

            Are you sad Loafy D?
            Good.
            Welcome to the world of Mr. Bojangles.

            -Mr. Bojangles

          • Loafy D

            Ok i guess i’ll just have a nap then

          • Mr. Bojangles

            Good boy. Await destruction of the earth peacefully.

      • Deputy Dipshit

        Deputy D.

        -Deputy Dipshit

  • Mook Styfawker

    Already liked, but then I unliked it so I could like it again (not really).

    Have I mentioned how I’m so glad we’re not plugged up with awful trolls and asshole posters here? I’m going to keep enjoying this until it finally happens and we have to deal with Hester Kukk every day.

    • KJM

      He’s like the Grumpy Smurf of MS, or Mikey from the old Life Cereal commercials. “Hester won’t like it! He hates everything!”.

      • Mook Styfawker

        Once he started becoming a regular there, I conveniently stopped posting there. He wasn’t a reason, but I’m glad I got out before I had to actually deal with him.

        • Jesus Christ

          Honestly, I had no idea this was going on. Only earlier this week I found a link from an Axl shitpost.

  • Gurp

    I liked it already. You guys have to send me naked pics.

    • Keegan Lavern Still

      I sent a clit pic to a friend’s wall for his birthday, is that good enough?

  • Anthrallica

    I no facebook…but my wife does and the moment she likes you, I won’t.

  • FeelTheDarkness

    I would but I don’t do facebookings, tweets,etc.

    • FeelTheDarkness

      You should start a Myspace page!!!!!

  • guest

    done and shared! loving the articles so far

  • It’s a wild guess, but maybe posersucks and all those well known metal blogs that steal our content must have started with shit traffic.

  • Lacertilian

    Twitter anyone?