Set Phasers to FUN: A Star Wars Metal Playlist

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This’n mornin massa Jo Jo Binks told mesa to runna da bombad Stah Wars playlissa.

Ah, May the 4th, the annual reminder that that weird hairless ape George Lucas holds most of America’s balls in a vice tighter than Darth Vader’s Vulcan death pinch. For 5 years now, people who fancy themselves particularly clever have been greeting each other with “May the 4th be with you” in celebration of the biggest science fiction franchise ever. Interestingly, the number of locker-related violence has also been on the rise since 2011. There may be a correlation there.

You keep giving this man your money. (VIA)

Anyway, we here at Toilet ov Hell thought we’d get in on the action, so I’ve compiled a little selection of metal bands somehow related to Star Wars. Enjoy!

Hoth

Your tauntaun will freeze before you reach the first marker!

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Vader

Now THIS is Podracing!

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Sarlacc

Boba Fett? Boba Fett? Where?

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Dagoba

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Spock’s Beard

You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. You were to bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!

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