Scott Kelly and Bruce Lamont Want To Play Your Synagogue

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L’chaim!

Late last week, Neurosis vocalist/guitarist Scott Kelly posted on his Facebook page that both he and fellow Corrections House member Bruce Lamont will be hitting the Northeast for a few shows. Rather than playing the usual bars and small clubs, the two are looking for “alternative” places to play. How alternative? How about art galleries? Not alternative enough for you? How about tattoo shops? Still not good enough for you and your forehead piercing Sanskrit neck tattoo that also looks like a dripping feather? How about a synagogue? I’ll let Kelly explain:

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Just think: you can be davening with your Bubbie and Zadie and then rocking out to the low tones of Kelly and Lamont. Maybe they’ll even want to join your for a little shabbat challah and wine. Even if you’re not a member of the tribe, you can still hit up that email with your ideas. Maybe there’s a cool food co-op you go to or a book store. Maybe you know someone with a lot of farm land and a generator.

Why would you want to help these two guys out?

Because Neurosis is awesome.

Because Yakuza is awesome (and long overdue for a US tour)

 

Because Corrections House is awesome.

Because Bloodiest is awesome.

And so on and so on and so on. Also because it’s good to do mitzvahs and help people out. Got a place that would be a good fit? Send a message over to Ron@crawlspacebooking.com and make it happen. You’ll be sure to get a big present for Hannukah.

 

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  • Void Dweller

    Mosque or GTFO.

    • Howard Dean

      Allahu Akbar! Hahahaha.

      Set ends after three minutes because the band gets their heads sawed off with a steak knife.

      • Void Dweller

        Hahaha. Best show ever!

      • Tyree

        Place chainsaw decapitation GIF here ________________________

        • Void Dweller

          Do it! There’s a Mexican drug cartel video, of this dude getting decapitated with a chainsaw. Mean shit.

          • Tyree

            That’s the one I’m talking about. That shit is fucked up man. Brutal stuff.

          • Void Dweller

            Nice. Shit is hard as fuck to watch. The cartels need to fight ISIS, and have a video contest, of who can do more fucked up shit.

          • Tyree

            Wow. That would be… Something else.

            Would watch.

          • I hope they kill each other once and for all.

          • Tyree

            I don’t play many video games. But, if some one made a video game based on both of them fighting, I’d totally play it.

          • This would be sick.
            In a fucking great way.

          • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

            Hell, watch Devil’s Double sometime, then imagine Uday Hussein in that mix. He was every bit as fucked up as either of those two, if not more.

        • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart
    • CyberneticOrganism

      Jain temple or GTFO

  • Tyree

    I want to play a gig in a gallery of shit. Just fecal matter every where.

  • Those guys even want to play in religious places and…

    NO FUCKING VENEZUELA.

    I’M OUT!

    • tertius_decimus

      “Hymn to the Immortal Wind” and “For My Parents” reside somewhere in the top of the list of my favorite albums ever, thus attending Mono show was a dream. I almost drowned in another tidal wave of depression when someone told me they have played in my city in March of 2013…

      Tears of sorrow…

      Be strong, 3rd world country inhabitant. The day of happines will come… just don’t be as stupid as I am to miss the opportunity.

      • Pagliacci is Kvlt

        “For My Parents” is a gorgeous album.

      • I remember listening some Mono song, liked it, but never checked a full album.

        • tertius_decimus

          This kind of music requires special mood to fully dig it. Sometimes it just refuses to touch (when I’m in good vibe or agressive), but when it seems like rain, Mono rips!

      • about which Mono are you speaking? i just know of a UK trip-hop Mono from 1996-2000

        • Sir Tapir The Based :]

          He’s talking about the Japanese post-rock Mono.

          • +20 points for Sir Tapir!

          • he’s almost into a positive score!

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            I will never get into a positive score, Jimmy.

          • your Manes and Solstafir recs get you close doe…

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            Speaking of Solstafir. Goddamn they were great live in Ilosaarirock! One of the best ones along with HCA, Sunn O))), Keinuva Lahna and Grave Pleasures.

          • sounds like a very entertaining show! even if i don’t dig all of them. i would imagine Keinuva Lahna to go really well with drugs.

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            There were a few people that looked like stoners listening to them.

          • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

            Saw a live concert of their’s on Youtube a while back. Looks like a damn good show.

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            I will never get into a positive score, Jimmy.

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            Sir Tapir knows his post-rock!
            https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0WSYYNjDqgQ

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            Sir Tapir knows his post-rock!
            https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0WSYYNjDqgQ

          • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

            Weeb! ^^^^^^

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            I don’t watch anime, you weeb!

          • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

            Haha anytime I mention ANYTHING Japanese, you do that, so sweet revenge on my part!

            Mono’s awesome. Ever heard Niz? Another Japanese shoegaze/post rock band.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMFo51fwLL0

          • GORAK NOT KNOW ABOUT POST-ROCK!!!

          • JamesGrimm

            Its a wonderful place.

          • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

            He’s more into post-Paleolithic rock.

          • ME GORAK B.C.™

            SOUND MORE LIKE WRESTLERS MAN MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

            Meanwhile in Gorak’s man cave:

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJhi43RntJk

          • ME GORAK B.C.™

            FINNTROLL ROCK!!!!!!!!!

          • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart
        • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

          Damn, they were good. Loved that song from Great Expectations.

          • WOW, you’ve gotta be the only other person in here who knows about that. whole album is great, buy it used for $1

          • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

            I think I still have it somewhere around.

        • tertius_decimus
    • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

      They could play at that one gangster’s shrine over in Caracas!

  • ME GORAK B.C.™

    GROG, GORAK & GUNGA TRIO ONLY PLAY CAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TO AUDIENCE OF BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • KJM

    They can come play the VFW next to my apartment.

  • Super Nintendo Chalmers

    KFC parking lot in Kalamazoo. Book it.

  • Don Henley’s Ego

    They can play my backyard considering they’re looking for neat places to play. Hell, they can play my garage considering I have a good PA system.

  • B00mhauer

    I’m installing cameras in an Ohio synagogue this very moment. I’ll see what rabbi has to say about it. He’s an asshole so not holding my breath…

    • Howard Dean

      Start blasting some Grand Belial’s Key for him.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZewn6si250&feature=youtube_gdata_player

      • Tyree

        Listened to all of that Pissgrave album this morning. Did you get your copy yet?

        • Howard Dean

          Yep. Got my CD on Saturday. Blasted it a bunch. Solid stuff.

          I was a little worried on my first few spins because the songs that stood out the most were the ones from the demo. But the new ones really grew on me, and now I’m digging them all.

          Side note: I could listen to Fields of Scattered Bones all day.

          • Tyree

            Nice dude! I still have to order it , although I may just pick it up next month at Hells Headbash 2. I listened to the album on Bandcamp. I thought it was great. They brought the heavy and the nasty. That’s all I want from em and they didn’t disappoint.

            About to play it again here.

          • Void Dweller

            It’s a mean release. Just checked it out on bandcamp as well.

          • Tyree

            Fuck yeah it is. Hopefully they go on tour with some other mean as fuck bands to support the album. I’ve heard they are an incredible live band. Loud as fuck I hear too.

          • Void Dweller

            That would be cool!

          • Howard Dean

            Pissgrave, Vasaeleth, Impetuous Ritual, with Disma as the headliner. Would be almost too brutal. Almost.

            They are all Profound Lore bands, so it could happen.

          • Tyree

            Wow. That would be menacing as all fuck out.

          • RJA

            That Disma record is one of the few I can’t wait for – it’s going to come out this year correct? Towards the megalith still makes it into regular rotation for me, even with all the new stuff coming out everyday.

          • Howard Dean

            Towards the Megalith is a monster. I kove that record, too. I remember hearing some murmurings about a new Disma album awhile back but haven’t heard anything since. Would like to see one soon. I will keep my eyes and ears open for news!

          • Howard Dean

            Yeah, it definitely met my expectations. Loud, raw, mean and aggressive as fuck. Pretty much what I was hoping for. Good shit.

          • Tyree

            Yup. You saw em live right?

          • Howard Dean

            Yes. In a little dive bar. Super intense show. Loud and brutal. Really enjoyed their set. Second favorite of the night after Dead Congregation (pretty hard to compete against DC).

          • Tyree

            Very true. I saw them at MDF years back before their most recent album. They pretty much put every band to shame that day.

        • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

          No, but I’d love a poster of that demo cover to hang over the kitchen table.

      • Bible? More like… poopbible.
        -GBK

      • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

        Where they come to worship Leonidas (on the right) and the 300 Spartans.

  • Scrimm

    Yakuzas original bassist played with us for a while years ago.

  • This article made me think of it:

    Which is the strangest venue in which you have played/saw a concert?

    Inb4: Dillinger Escape Plan in that mall and Anal Cunt in that park e_e)

    • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

      A local shop. Eeki Mantere/Viktor Kalborrek

      • I think the weirdest venue for me was in a italian club that was open. That same day, the rooms of the club were rented to some arabs for a wedding. It was awful.

        • #leaveweddingsalone!

          • It was the worse, I felt bad for them. The bride was coming and in the side there were some smelly metalheads. Also, an atrocious grind band was playing when they were dancing salsa inside the room, and if you stayed in the middle of the open venue and the entrance of the room you could hear that bloody cacophony of salsacore.

            In the same venue there was a guy that was standing like he was cathartic seeing the horizon or something during one of the shows, and was wearing those long coats like The Crow. It was probably the weather that induce him an embolia or something, jajaja.

          • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

            Salsacore?!? Now I’ve heard it all!

    • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

      Stockhausen, Leif, the Nipple, David, and I saw Baring Teeth in a stoner’s garage.

    • I saw the Foo Fighters play in the basement of a record store about 15 years ago.

      • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

        Not Dabe Grawl! He’s too majestic to play in some smelly basement.

      • That’s pretty cool!

    • KJM

      I saw Samhain play in a YMCA hall.
      https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/hannum-hall

    • JW(E)G

      There’s a local ‘Events Center’ which is actually just a bunch of rooms on the main floor of a condominium built by Masons – and intended for residence of only retired and senior-citizen members (you can tell because they’ve got that compass symbol prominently displayed in the Lobby and the building curfew is 10PM).

      Normally it’s rented out primarily for wedding receptions, but one year I saw the Vancouver Island Hardcore Festival there.

    • i caught Night Ranger at a Rib Festival in St. Louis!

    • Brouroboris

      The chariot at some guys house that was getting demolished.
      Still the best live music experience I’ve had to date.
      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TR4uoOVah7I

  • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

    I’ve never actually listened to Corrections House, though I dig pretty much everything on Neurot.

    • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

      I keep forgetting that I have a Tribe Of Neurot CD somewhere deep in my CD collection. Might have to break that out later, or Youtube it if I don’t feel like plowing through the dark dusty catacombs of my unsorted CD collection.

  • KJM
  • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

    I didn’t know Yakuza were still together. They’re quite popular back in Chicago, and tend to sell out their shows pretty quickly.

  • OldMetalHead

    Digging the Corrections House best, but the other stuff is pretty good too. Unfortunately I have no synagogue to offer.

  • Don Henley’s Ego

    I have gotten an email back from their booking guy. Hopefully all goes well so that they can play a show at my house.

    • awesome!!

      • Don Henley’s Ego

        I sent another email giving him details but he hasn’t gotten back to me.

        • i expect a Mr. In Your House 4 remix

        • DCLXVI

          Pls respond (´・ω・`)

          • Don Henley’s Ego

            He never got back to me.