SATANHATE: New Promo Material Available!!!

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From: verygoodpr@streamit.com
Date: Thu, Apr 06, 2017 at 10:06 AM
Subject: SATANHATE: New Promo Material Available!!!
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PUNISHINGLY BRUTAL

 

DEVASTATINGLY PUNISHING

 

SESQUIPEDALIANLY DEVASTATING

 

Metal has been alive for 20 years, but in that time, no one has succeeded, or even come close to, succeeding in making the DARKEST, most DEVOID OF EVERYTHING slab of PURE UNADULTERATED BRUTALIANISM with success.

That is, until now…..

Hailing from the darkest corners of South CENTRAL GETTYSBURG, SATANHATE rose from the ashes of seminal one-man Death Metal band CHRISTKRIEG, notable for their mind-altering performances at UNCLE PAT’S FAMOUS Ribhouse. Taking everything learned during said project’s existence, SATANHATE set out to obliterate mortals into mere shreds of DUST with their unique style of Blackened Technical Progressive Atmospheric Black Metal.

After releaseing a self-released demo in 2015, SATANHATE gave birth to Where No Space Is Safe, a transcendental work of esoteric art that separated the band from the other band in their local scene. After a short tour of Adams County, mounting tensions within the band members resulted in the announcement of an indefinite hiatus later that year.

Two months later, the band announced that they were returning with a new, already recorded album titled To All the Nice Guys Who Can’t Get a Female, which saw them pushing their sound to new heights of SONIC depravity. A Tri-State Area weekend tour followed, which garnered the band a reputation for being almost TOO GOOD for normal audiences, obviously.

Having entered Real Important Studios last November, SATANHATE are now ready to release their magnum opus, their crowning achievement of HUMANITY upon unsuspecting bystanders with a lot of FURY and BRAVADO. This album is familiar, yet utterly unlike anything you have ever heard in your entire, insignificant life, music OR Otherwise.

Prepare to FINALLY FEEL SOMETHING.

Stream SATANHATE’s new album Hitler’s Methods Were Questionable, But He Raised Some Valid Points exclusively at StormFront, the Nuclear War Now Forums, Death Metal Underground, and Keep Metal Dangerous.

  • tigeraid

    SESQUIPEDALIANLY is…… not a word.

    These guys shouldn’t quit their day job.

  • HessianHunter

    BRAVO

  • Joaquin Stick

    I love me some blackened black metal. Mosh is my personal Jesus.

    • Hans Copronym

      Your very own.

  • Elegant Gazing Globe

    are you sure this band doesn’t heil from State College?

  • I liked these guys before they got popular.

  • Rain Poncho W.

    I went to one of those rituals at the rib shack. It was a communion.

    • Howard Dean

      I partook in a live ritual at a Joe’s Crab Shack one time. It was transcendental (besides the food poisoning and venereal disease).

      • Rain Poncho W.

        Man, I hate Joe’s Crab Shack. Definitely have gotten sick because of it.

  • CyberneticOrganism

    So many brutally punishing blackened pummeling slabs.

    RIP Uncle Pat’s Famous Ribhouse.

  • Primordial Chaos

    I have some abrasive Black Metal to share. The band in Ultra Silvam hails from Sweden and bring us back to the 90’s where pure sonic violence was the main rule mixed with some grim melody sometimes, truly punishing and filled with infectious riffs: https://ultrasilvam666.bandcamp.com/album/ultra-silvam

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Buy Now for 30 seks

  • Hans Copronym

    All that work and then they forget to include the damn link. What a slab of sadness devoid of all happiness.

    • Rain Poncho W.

      That happens too. Or they ask you for an exclusive album stream and send one song.

    • This only will be released on 8 tracks. Limited release only for 666 of those. You have to send blood and sperm/vaginal fluids in order to get the buying code.

      • Hans Copronym

        Then wait for four to six months, and don’t you dare inquire about the status of your order.

        • Yeah, it’s like those guys are too shy and they don’t want people to hear their music before releasing a OVERLY DRAMATIC statement in which they claim they made said music.

          Never understood those.

  • GL

    I uhhh… wow.

    GL

  • I found the hidden link to their homepage. It’s not BandCamp, mind you, for that site is what all the commoners use…it’s an old GeoCities page with a link to FTP of the albums wav files. Each of the six tracks were exactly 6:66 in length (how they worked around the 1 minute = 60 seconds constraint is beyond me), and not a single lick of bass to be found! The one thing with which I am struggling, is if they support hating Satan, or the hate which flows from Satan…

    • Rain Poncho W.

      Ah, the old “At War with Satan” paradox.

      • It’s the ambiguity which allows them to sell records to eager buyers on both sides of the fence.

  • Mosh Hoff

    Guys I found some more info, two of the band’s members go by S. Atirée and I. Röni

  • SupremeKrieg

    Sign me the fvck up.

    • SVPREMEKRIEG APPROVES THE FVCK VP.

      (Get better with your ‘V’ game, pal).

  • Howard Dean

    But where can we buy the album?

    Dat cover art >>>>>>>>>>

    • Rain Poncho W.

      You have to send an email to their label distro with your paypal number.

      • Howard Dean

        I can’t find the distro’s email, can you just tell them to send an invoice for one CD to my Paypal address? I use my old school email for Paypal: SuckMyAssItSmellz1488@harvard.edu

        • Rain Poncho W.

          The label emailed me back and said that they’re gauging demand before pressing any physical copies.

          • Howard Dean

            Hopefully they can find placement for the 14 picture disk vinyls and 88 copy CD pressing.

          • Rain Poncho W.

            Screw this; I’m just going to rip the Youtube video.

          • Howard Dean

            Nice. Can you burn me a cassette or a CD-r? I’m just going to draw my own cover art and write up my own lyrics sheet.

          • Rain Poncho W.

            Sure. You okay with the cheap Memorex CD-Rs?

          • Howard Dean

            Yeah, those shitty ones are the best. Please write the name of the album on the CD with red sharpie.

          • Howard Dean

            Addendum: I had to break character to say that I’ve actually purchased CD-r demos from bands before. For whatever reason, they seem to almost exclusively use red sharpie.

          • sweetooth0

            I do have a fair number of black sharpie CDR releases in my possession, but maybe sharpie color preference varies by region.

    • Mosh Hoff

      I think it isn’t out yet, they might announce a limited release at some point.

      • Howard Dean

        Nice. Hopefully they put up a preorder.

        • Joaquin Stick

          Post-orders only.

          • Howard Dean

            Orderception confirmed.

  • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

    I don’t get it, why does anyone hate Santa?

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Their original name was Sit N’ Hate, taken from an underground coffee/bakery that played very obscure black metal demos.

      • Dumpster Lung

        I have always thought a metal-themed coffee shop would be a fun idea. What better way to wake yourself up than with caffeine and metal blasting all around.

        • CyberneticOrganism

          This place (http://apollon.no/) does exactly that. It’s a cafe, bar and record shop in Bergen that plays rock & metal all day. I didn’t want to leave.