Rockstar Frame – Cherry Boobs: A Video Breakdown

Watermelon butt.

Your eyes are not deceiving you. This isn’t a hilarious auto-correct mishap or some Freudian slip. The song for this music video is indeed “Cherry Boobs”. The song is by Italian band Rockstar Frame. I don’t set out to do Video Breakdowns on dorky Italian bands; they just somehow find their way to me. The best way to describe this band’s sound is a mixture of cock rock and butt rock, but since they are a female-fronted band doing a song about female anatomy, I suppose “boob rock” is the most appropriate genre title.

The song is about female body positivity and empowerment. While that is highly commendable and an important subject to discuss, a music video may not have been the best way to spread this message. Especially when English isn’t your first language and certain things don’t translate well. Pull up a bowl of fruit and let’s dig into this video.

0:02: The related videos are um something else.
0:07: Hard-working college students unite!
0:09: Holy shit, that synth is straight out of any John Hughes movie.
0:14: And that unnecessarily blazing solo is also out of the 80’s.
0:20: Yeah, I’m sure that’s the first thing women do when they wake up.
0:23: I guess it must be leopard-print bra day.
0:26: Sexual!
0:28: Sexual for Buffalo Bills coach Rex Ryan!
0:33: Good aim. Scary good aim.
0:38: Look out! They’re heading right for us!
0:39: Careful. You might deflate them.
0:41: Must…drink…Pepsi…
0:46: The boobs’-eye view camera really isn’t used enough.
0:50: Are we sure this song shouldn’t have been called “Banana Legs” or something?
0:54: Or maybe Strawberry Lips?
0:58: She’s never going to get her deposit back now.
1:03: There’s enough cleavage in this video to make an Andy Sidaris film.
1:06: You’re putting that on backwards.
1:11: That jacket has more fringes than the Ultimate Warrior.
1:15: Oof, that jazzy piano.
1:18: Rockstar Frame really missed out on getting a PornHub sponsorship.
1:23: I know this video is focused on boobage, but we’re just not going to address what’s going on with this guy?
1:25: Well now we’re just being gratuitous.
1:28: I’d like a shot of your finest boobs…I mean booze.
1:33: Missed opportunity for a chest bump.
1:38: Sooooo are all bars in Italy like this because I will get a passport right now.
1:46: Cherry Bubs?
1:51:cherrybub
2:00: Seriously, why does that guy have that shit on his face?
2:04: What’s his origin and backstory?
2:07: Does he know it’s there?
2:13: Does the rest of the band think it’s funny and refuse to tell him?
2:20: This video would make Larry Flynt jump for joy.
2:28: Noodle arms.
2:38: Well that’s a positive message… although it does leave out all the non “pretty chicks.”
2:41: She actually says “Raise your fucking shirts and show who you really are!”
2:43: HAHAHAHAHAH
2:50: Yes…yes we will really appreciate it.
2:59: If she says something about “rhubarb dick” I’m convinced this song is really just a pie recipe.
3:08: I assure you, plenty of people are looking at you.
3:15: The cadence of this song would actually work well as a jingle for a supermarket.
3:19: “Come on down to Dave’s for great deals!”
3:20: “We’ve got fresh produce and prepared meals!”
3:27: Cherry bones?
3:33: I wish the band was called Cherry Boobs And The Fruit Salads.
3:40: “Well fuck this shit.”
3:45: Feckin Dalishoos?
3:50: Now is a good time to mention that the singer is named Faith Blurry, the guitarist is Morris Steel, and the keyboardist is named Ace Wave.
3:56: We may have in fact just watched the “safe for work” beginning of a porno.

Rockstar Frame’s album Rock ‘N’ Roll Mafia is out now via Musicarchy Media.

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Published on: March 28, 2016

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  • RustyShackleford

    what

    • Spear
      • Ol Dirty Blastbeard

        GAHH???

        • Spear

          I can’t decide whether it’s the cavernous eyes or the subtly flapping jowls that really make this gif.

          • Ol Dirty Blastbeard

            its her gaping maw and the eyes

      • CyberneticOrganism

        GAAAAAHHHH NO

  • Dubs
  • BobLoblaw

  • Nina Osegueda

    Hm

    • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

      I’d have to wonder……….. you’re THE Nina Osegueda from A Sound Of Thunder?

      • Nina Osegueda

        Hehe, yes I am. 🙂

        • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

          SWEEEEEEEET!

          What brings you to the Toilet? Awesome to have you here!

          • Nina Osegueda

            Thanks! I’m a big fan of the Toilet, I always lurk. 🙂

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            ASOT is some awesome jams, btw!

          • Nina Osegueda

            Thank you so much!! 😀

    • Eliza

      Hey, I know this is a late reply, but I just wanted to tell you that I love A Sound of Thunder and tour singing voice. <3

      • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

        Same here! That’s why I had to actually ask if it was her.

      • Nina Osegueda

        Aw, it’s never too late to say that! Thank you very much! 🙂

        • Eliza

          Please keep on doing what you do!

          • Nina Osegueda

            Yes ma’am!!

        • CyberneticOrganism

          It’s true, you have an ultimate voice ov steel glory that can shatter mountains

          • Nina Osegueda

            Thank you!!

  • JWEG
  • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

    Goddamn Mediterraneans.

  • Dubs
    • RustyShackleford

      Upvoted for Taylor >>>>>>>>>>>

      • Salvador Dalí Lama

        To be a cispig, she looks really attractive in this gif

    • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

      Looks like she just blew a booger at someone.

    • Dubs re-programmed Disqus to allow for a larger, higher-resolution pic than what’s normally allowed

  • RepostedAvengedSevenfoldFan2

    Does anyone know the 4 B’s of a good video? If not here they are: babes, bikini, boobs, and balls. This has 3 of them but still awsome

    -cecarticsoldier, 1 day ago

  • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

    On tour now with another anatomy-oriented butt rock band:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB2eyovzfG0

  • Salvador Dalí Lama
    • Óðinn

      Gah!

    • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

      The unpierced and freshly circumcised head of David Draiman ^^^^^^^

  • COAL ROLL

    I have one of this little Marshalls. It’s sweet. I think this weekend I’m gonna take it out into the woods, find a nice hollow log to kick, set up my one man band station with my phone’s voice memo mic and record 2016 black metal album of the year

    • Dave Vincent’s Perm

      What little Marshall?

  • Spear

    Lost my shit at “rhubarb dick.” Best breakdown yet.

  • Guacamole Jim

    “They’re so fucking delishoos”

  • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

    The singer has some turnip titties.

  • Ol Dirty Blastbeard
    • Ol Dirty Blastbeard

      also, mailmanbro delivered bigtime today (i just put this order in friday)(rfi) for any vinyl buddies in the house today (and book nerds)

    • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls
      • CyberneticOrganism

        SATAN

        • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

          FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER

  • Max

    “Unnecessarily blazing guitar solo” – I laughed. Indeed it was. Nobody’s going to object to unnecessarily blazing breasts, of course.

    I like the part where she rips of her top to reveal…a bra that you could already see; because the “top” was just a bit of mesh over the bra.

  • Rho Stone

    > Decides to come out of under rock to see what’s going on outside the world of stoner doom
    > Cherry boobs song/lyrics/music video
    > Goes back to hide under rock. Wake me up when the new Red Fang album comes out.

    • Ol Dirty Blastbeard

      classic

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    The only good thing about this is that the female singer is pretty. I’ll go back to listening to the greatest live album ever aka Strangers In The Night.

    • Dave Vincent’s Perm

      WRONG AGAIN

      • Ol Dirty Blastbeard

        just an fyi, 20 Buck spin also has the first 5 CC albums on vinyl (i wouldnt expect these to last long)

        • Dave Vincent’s Perm

          This really makes me wish I wasn’t a non-record player owning plebeian.

          • Ol Dirty Blastbeard

            meh, if they have any Tomb of the Mutilated left come friday i might grab one

          • Dave Vincent’s Perm

            Tomb of the Mutilated and Butchered at Birth are two of the heaviest albums of all time.

          • Ol Dirty Blastbeard

            yeah. but like all the record collectors here will tell you: you cant buy em all

  • Janitor Jim Duggan
  • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

    Listening to something laid back, easy breezy and classic, with a little herb and the best Milwaukee’s Best that money can buy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUDSYIs9vSI

    (would put up some YT vids of the Stabwound Orgasm CD, but it’s got NSFW nakey boobies on every video)

    • CT-12

      So does this video

      • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

        Goddamnit, I didn’t look at the video before posting. YOINK!!!!!! Reposting with something else in a sec.

      • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

        Goddamnit, trying to find any old Avulsed albums on YT that aren’t NSFW. 🙁

  • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

    Listening to something laid back, easy breezy and classic, with a little herb and the best Milwaukee’s Best that money can buy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UafstZr7MhI

    (was wanting to post the ‘Stab Wound Orgasm’ CD, but there’s only NSFW pics of it on Youtube videos. Le sigh…….)

  • Eliza

    The vocalist is pretty, I don’t know why she’d complain about her looks.

    • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

      Think of models talk. “I eat as much as I want, and I don’t gain a pound”, when you know it’s not true at all. She knows she’s hot, but has to be a bit modest about it, and say the exact opposite. She is certainly not ugly.

      • Eliza

        -_-

  • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

    A petition to city council in NYC is now underway for a Tribe Called Quest Boulevard (In honor of Phife Dawg). Do we want it? Yes we do! Takes a while, but this exact same thing got a street in Manhattan named after George Carlin (despite the church’s obvious protests).

    http://ll-media.tmz.com/2016/03/28/0328-a-tribe-called-quest-getty-6.jpg

    http://www.tmz.com/2016/03/29/phife-dawg-tribe-called-quest-street-sign/#disqus_thread

  • Count_Breznak

    That’s nice and all, but where is that watermelon butt ?