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I know for a fact that at least a few of you are anime-binging, chain-Pocky-eating fucknerds. This Japanese Riff ov the Week is for you. It has been carefully designed to butter you up before we stage a blog-wide intervention to change every single thing about you next week. It’s either that, or we do it Joe’s way. Joe’s way is shoving you into a locker upside-down and welding the door shut. Your choice, paru.

Last week, took a chance with the underdog Revocation and it all paid off. An inspiring story.

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Next week:

  • We’re taking a breather with good, old-fashioned no-theme riffs. Have at it.
  • Send your riffs to toiletovhellriff@gmail.com. Include your name, a link, the time of the riff, and a description.
  • If you have an idea for a theme, let me know.

 

Masterlord

I figured Sabbat would be covered pretty well already in a Japanese-themed ROTW, and usually that would lead me to pick something else. However, Sabbat’s discography is so ridiculously huge that the chances of two people picking the same song are pretty slim. Plus, Sabbat is awesome. So screw it. Satanasword! Dracula! 2:07!

 

Joe Thrashnkill

I REALLY wanted to submit Fuck On The Beach but they don’t really have anything that resembles a riff in their catalog. Instead, I’m going with Japanese punks Forward. This song is pretty adventurous for punk but I choose the riff that comes in at 1:35 and recurs throughout. Groovy.

 

W.

Trem riff at 0:17. Also, “Here is the next alternative music from Osaka where BOREDOMS had rised. Vocal, Guitar, Bass, Strings, Piano, Noise and several drums sounds are harmonized as one but it’s difficult what’s kind of music this is. Only we can say “a beautiful chaos”.

 

Kim Jong Un

Weeaboos unite! *goes into Voltron mode* Pretty much half of all of Galneryus‘s songs are either riffs or solos, so it was hard picking just one for this triumphant celebration of all things Weeby-deedly. [Nobody vote for this weeb dork who can’t pick out a riff. — Masterlord]

 

Maik Beninton

I’m going full weeb mode and choose this song about an anime called Death Note, the breakdown at 2:02 goes real hard.

 

Gorak

GORAK PICK SONG! IT ROCK! IT BLEAK ENOUGH TO COME FROM DEPTH OV DARK CAVE!

 

JWEG

When given the direction to find RIFFS by a Japanese band, one band comes immediately to mind as ideal source. Church of Misery. And from them, I could pick any of a (metric) ton of riffage, so I went with the most recent “official” video found. Riff is the dominant underlying one from about 0:55 to 1:26 (which repeats later); but the lead-in from 0:38 to 0:54 also works.

 

Alucard

When it comes to poserish Japanese bands it was between these guys, Dir En Grey (just missed out) and Crossfaith (mostly to rustle some jimmies), but in the end I chose these guys. 4 words… Maximum The Motherfucking Hormone. Better at mixing J-Pop and Metal than Pedometal ever will be.

 

Ted Nü-Djent

You can’t have a japanese riff of the week and not have G.I.S.M. The riff is the main riff so I guees you can listen to the first minute of the song. Listen to the whole song though because the lyrics are top kek. If anything I should secure Tyree’s vote. Also if you’re interested, Poison Idea do a kick arse cover of this song.

 

Dagon

After seeing the theme for this week, I asked myself: will I go with Corrupted or Church Of Misery? After much internal conflict and nights without sleep, the answer is neither. I’m going with Swarrrm. Starting at 7:52, the opening riff of “tragedy” delivers plenty of melody and drama before degenerating into filthy grind. It is repeated throughout the song.

 

Stanley

Damn, this riff is as delectable as the perfect sushi roll. Layered with hamachi and avocado on the outside, filled with crunchy tempura shrimp and shiso leaves on the inside, drizzled in eel sauce, and sprinkled with sesame seeds. Riff starts at 0:00. Douzo meshiagare.

 

Ivixor B

When the conversation turns to Japanese metal, the usual colossi get mentioned in a hurry: Sabbat, X Japan, Corrupted, Marty Friedman, etc. However, I had never heard of Osaka prog thrashers Gargoyle until shortly after their 25th anniversary, in the form of 2013’s Kijuu. The thrashing begins without hesitation, and then in all of 8 seconds, escalates into some wonderfully unhinged Maiden-via-Sigh guitar harmonies.

 

Randall Thor

This riff is so weeb they don’t even use YouTube. Go ahead and watch this video. See if you can tell me which one of these people is a dude. Spoiler: they all are. Spoiler: this album is really good if you’re into Japanese power metal.

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This poll is closed! Poll activity:
start_date 14-12-2014 20:22:33
end_date 21-06-2015 09:00:00
Poll Results:
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  • FUKKBEARD

    Obligatory Galneryus vote

    Also because I was expressly told not to

    • Expressly eat my butt.

      • FUKKBEARD

        I’ll think about it

      • KJM

        Deep fried Steeldragon butt, them’s good eatin’!!

    • Sir Tapir the Based™

      I thought whiff of the week ended. Why was that horrible thing here?

      • FUKKBEARD

        We all know you’re a tapiraboo

  • FUCKING NERDS

  • Maik Beninton™

    I love anime. My favorite anime is DragonBleaPiece.

    • FUKKBEARD

      Monster takes the cake for me. Never have I watched another anime so compelling

      • Sir Tapir the Based™

        • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

          #thanksobama

    • Alucard, Fuckmothering Vampire

      Its pretty obvious which one is my favorite. Its practically in my username.
      DBZ is awesome too.

      • Maik Beninton™

        It’s Cowboy Bebop.

    • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

      I recently have become addicted to Bleach. Not the kind of bleach you were all hoping I would hooked on.

      I found it in the lamest way possible to.

    • Maik Beninton™

      This is actually a reference to Gintama. It has a lot of inside jokes like this one, the characters were suggesting new ideas for the show and one of them came up with this.

      • EsusMoose

        I’m not enough of a weeb to watch gintama so I’ve avoided it

    • CT-12

      If you haven’t checked it out before, I recommend Serial Experiments Lain. Pretty cerebral shit, I wanna say that it’s by the same creator of Paranoia Agent, but I could be wrong. I’m not far into the show but I’m digging it so far.

      • Lain made me feel funny in my brainmeats. I couldn’t finish it. Which is saying a lot, because I can sit through pretty much anything.

      • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

        I’ve heard about that one, but never got around to checking it out. Ever watch
        Journey To Agartha?

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea_rQFj2jCM

        • CT-12

          No, I have not, but I will keep it mind when I go by the rental place today! Or just watch it here (though I feel like I’d forget it). Thanks for the rec!

    • Sir Tapir the Based™

      • Kevin Nash & Friends

        That’s not anime, it’s live action!

        • Sir Tapir the Based™

          Wow, you’re such a fucking pleb! It’s the best anime of all time. Heh, next you’ll be saying that The Suite Life of Zack & Cody isn’t an anime.

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            It’s live action! Anime cannot be live action! I do like The Suite Life though.

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            Those are both great animes. The animation is just so good that it seems like it’s live action. Judge Judy is an overrated anime tho.

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            Tapir plz!

          • Sir Tapir the Based™
          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            Isn’t this NSFW?

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            Maybe a little wittle, but there aren’t any boobs in it. Mainly Corey in the House.

    • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

      Cowboy Bleach Ballz

      • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

        Band name.

    • Warheart

      Have you watched any Gundam series? apart from the common cliches, they are very good.

      • Maik Beninton™

        Not really, although they are referenced very often in Gintama. I just never know where to start.

        • Warheart

          Yeah, I guess it can be kind like a puzzle, especially the first storyline, but once you watch 2 or 3 series, you realize they kind of follow a pattern.

          Basically there are a lot of series of different universes and storylines which share the Gundam name.

          One of the entry series is Gundam Wing, which is well known since it was licensed for US and it’s a self contained universe.

          To me, the best Gundam of the last years is Gundam 00, but the first season it’s so abnormal (for Gundam) and the second one it’s so full of inner jokes and references that I’d suggest to watch it as your second or third gundam series for the best experience.

          Probably, the best way to start it’s with Gundam Seed, followed by Gundam Seed Destiny, those ones are (sort of) remakes of the original Gundam and Gundam Z series.

  • Lol at the Gorak blurb!

  • Would I have been disqualified if I submitted Gridlink?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHpMnwybGIY

    • Edward/Breegrodamus™

      Even a Japanese Riff ov the Week at Toilet Ov Hell is proof that Handshake, Inc. can do no wrong. Gridlink, Swarrrm coming out soon, dude does not fuck around.

  • KJM

    Church of Misery >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  • KJM

    The cavemen are submitting riffz now?

    • ME GORAK™

      GORAK WANT SUBMIT BORIS!!!!!! BUT MAGANE ROCK!!!!!!!!!!

      • Óðinn

        Agreed. Magane rock.

    • Maik Beninton™

      It’s something so easy even cavemen can do it. Huehuehue

    • To my befuddlement, Gorak’s pick is actually very cool. The vocals are a bit obnoxious, but the muzak is creepy as all whatever.

  • Alucard, Fuckmothering Vampire

    Well, I am genuinely surprised no one chose a Dir En Grey riff. I thought there would be at least one here, thats partially why I didn’t choose this (Other one was gorn).

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUvpMhw5ALw

    Anyway, Maik wins, because Maximum The Hormone.

    • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

      Arche was top notch.

      • Alucard, Fuckmothering Vampire

        I know, twas a nice early birthday present from Japan for me.

        • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

          I think people shy away from them for three reasons: the weabs who like them, their old get ups and costumes, and if you aren’t used to it, the vocals can be a little off putting at first.

          • Alucard, Fuckmothering Vampire

            I generally don’t give a fuck about the first two as fanbases and look has nothing to do with the music, and I can stomach many different vocal styles, so that doesn’t phase me.

    • Maximum the Hormone >>>>>>>>>> Dir En Grey

    • The signing of Dir En Grey signaled the death knell of The End Records’ credibility.

      • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

        Lordi doesn’t ruing their credibility, but Dir en grey does. Gotch ya.

        • Did they sign Lordi first? It’s been so long, I’ve tried to put the trauma from my mind . . . You are, of course, correct: the signing of Lordi is the biggest Fuck Our Fans of all. (Either that or Juliette Lewis; I can’t deicide.)

          • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

            They had so much bad stuff prior to that. MSI, Hinder, HIM were all on the End. I remember they signed Tom Araya’s little brother’s band too.

            DEG released “Uroboros” on the End. It’s galaxies away from being on the level on those trash bands. It’s the record that got me into them. They only signed with the End for distribution purposes too. They didn’t even bother with the US for the last two records.

          • You’re right that the above bands are all trash (although I’ll cop to liking early MSI), but I could swear that Lordi & DEG were signed before all that. In any case, liking DEG is your right and your business–I just remember them being one of the earliest indications of a paradigm shift in the label’s aesthetics, which was tragic to me at the time because I was in love with the label’s earlier allegiance to weirdness and creativity. ENDING ELITIST/CRYBABY RANT in 4…3…2…

          • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

            Maybe they were, but I agree with your point when a label with typically heavier, more obscure bands signs either bigger bands, trashier, or bands that are a mish-mash of genres , it’s not always easy to accept it. But labels do that to survive. You’re not gonna last long when your roster is all obscure stuff that fades out in popularity. Labels evolve for sales. Roadrunner once had Sadus, Death, Cynic, etc… now look.

          • I’m not entirely convinced this is what happened with The End. I can’t find any info on the real story, but TE could have easily gone on cruising the way for instance Profound Lore does now; plus I refuse to believe that the cool dudes who started that label dumped all those awesome bands to cash in. It seems to me like the label was bought out or they lost control due to some hostile takeover bullshit or . . . well, I know jack squat about the inside of the music business, so I could be and probably am wrong.

          • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

            Buyouts are generally the kiss of death for labels. I worked for Van Richter Records ages ago, and once Universal bought them, they quickly drove it into extinction. From what Paul (Abramson, the owner) told me, he didn’t get very much and he thought it’d turn out completely different.

          • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

            And King 810, bro! Did you know they’re from Flint, MI? They don’t talk about it much in their songs, but duuuuuuude, they are so from Flint, MI, brah!

          • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

            I didn’t even know of such a band, let alone that they were from Flint.

          • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

            Damn, and to think, that’s the same label that gave us Agaloch.

        • Sir Tapir the Based™

          Lordi is horrible, but they did give us our only Eurovision victory.

          • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

            Eurovision blows, so that’s not saying much.

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            Hey! We had a good punk band this year! Unfortunately they didn’t make it to the finals.

  • The W.

    My life for Dagon.

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Between him and you this week but you won out baby boy

      • The W.

        Ayyyyyyyyyyyy

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    Randall Thorr’s submission is what happened when the characters from Final Fantasy formed a band. In saying that W gets my vote.

  • Scrimm

    That moment when the people who were bringing the truck to help you move back out<<<<<<<<<. None of these riffs are making a good soundtrack to this feeling.

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Already got 1 more vote than what I thought I would. I’m off to bed a happy man.

    • The W.

      That sucks!

      • Scrimm

        Yeah really not sure what to do now. You got my vote.

        • The W.

          Thanks! I hope you can find another truck.

          • Scrimm

            Oh shit I feel terrible now. It was my uncle and his wife had a stroke.

          • KJM

            Aw man, that’s horrible.

            Don’t feel bad. How could you have known?

          • Scrimm

            This is true. Sucks i can’t go be there for him, but were really limited on time.

          • The W.

            Dang. Man. I hope she’s okay.

          • Scrimm

            Just moved to ICU. I don’t know.

          • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

            All my best thoughts and wishes for you and them. Hope she recovers. 🙁

        • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni
    • KJM

      : (

  • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

    No Ruins, no Boris, no Zena Geva, no Dir en grey… you guys r poser weans.

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™
    • Óðinn

      Okay, I like anime now.

      • more beer

        No you just want her to be a beer wench!

      • Ted Nü-Djent ™

        You should see the one where she does push ups

        • Óðinn

          Agreed. I should.

        • more beer

          I think her doing jumping jacks would be better.

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            ..

          • more beer

            I`m good with that.

        • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

          She has topless pics online too. I tried finding her sex tape to no avail, sadly. *makes slide whistle sound as my boner instantly dies*

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            I heard the topless pics are not real

          • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

            Damn, just when I got oiled up and had some fresh, uncrusty tube socks ready!
            There’s been a lot of speculation as to why she dropped off the radar. I guess one can only take so much “I beat my wiener to your videos” comments.

          • more beer

            Well then she should remedy that situation immediately!

    • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni
    • Tyree

      Chest.

  • Spear

    Couldn’t find a video for the song I wanted to submit. Japanese bands seem to extremely anal about people putting their music online.

  • Dagon

    This Sabbat thing is good.

  • CyberneticOrganism

    Ah so…

  • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

    I had really pumped myself up for this, and then I forgot to submit.

    • Sir Tapir the Based™

      What were you gonna submit, bae?

      • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

        Probs a Church of mIsery riff. Something from the latest (got covered, unsurprisingly) but I was gonna do a quick search for Japanese bands first.

  • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

    If you put Dillinger Escape Plan, Tool, and nu in a blender: http://youtu.be/jw0bbutpkjA

    • Alucard, Fuckmothering Vampire

      The vocalist sounds like a Japanese Daryl Palumbo.

      • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

        I never noticed this until now

    • These dudes were all over a bunch of last.fm band pages a year or two back.

      • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

        I think that’s how I first found them. It’s a rather unusual band name, so I checked them out.

  • Edward/Breegrodamus™

    Swarrrm!

    • CT-12

      Edward, the only thing that woke me up this morning and compelled me to get on the toilet was to tell you that you must fucking see Death Grips on this tour. Do whatever you can to see them. They were fucking incredible last night, basically played a set I could have only dreamed for. We’re talking fucking Big House, Hustle Bones, Stockton, etc. It was fucking insane, so much goddamn fun.

      • CT-12

        Here’s the full setlist if you’re interested. Literally the only other songs I would have loved to see would have been PSS PSS and Lord of the Game http://www.setlist.fm/setlist/death-grips/2015/showbox-seattle-wa-33c9007d.html

        • Edward/Breegrodamus™

          This would be really helpful if I decided to pen words about their Minneapolis show…

      • Edward/Breegrodamus™

        They are playing a sold out show in Minneapolis next Saturday, which conveniently I bought tickets to the moment they became available. It was when I was out of work so I camped out in front of my computer to buy them. A few of my friends expressed interest after the fact, but like chumps they can’t get tickets, lol. I am stoked about it, good to hear they are actually showing up and putting on a good show.

        Dude I was hanging out with in New York two weekends ago is from Chicago and bought expensive Craigslist tickets to their Chicago no show, he said he will never listen to them again.

        • CT-12

          Yeah dude, I bought tickets immediately and it paid off because the show was clearly sold out. That sucks for your friend; I was getting worried at first that they would no show because they were late to start, but yeah man, so worth it in the end.

          Also wanted to point out that the setlist isn’t fully correct; there were a lot of moments where they’d play the beginning or half of a song and then switch to another (such as The Powers that B), which actually was really cool and made the set feel longer.

          So fucking stoked you get to go man, I know you’re gonna have fun. Also, make sure you buy your merch before the show starts. I waited til after the show and they were completely sold out.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            I really need to reel my spending in soon, as I am on a human services budget, but I really want a Death Grips tee so…

      • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

        And considering how divvy they are about breaking up out of nowhere, you definitely wouldn’t want to miss the chance.

  • Dagon

    Voting for Stanley because I’m hungry af right now.

    Shouts out to Church Of Misery and Vampillia though.

  • EsusMoose

    haha I just read rifu

  • CT-12

    Very, very hard choice; one of the most challenging ROTW’s that I can remember. Either way, still had to go with Church of Misery, cuz day dah best. If you like those guys, check this riff out from another Japanese band. Starts at 0:32. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2-Zofz5ni8

  • All of these are Chinese. Fuck you all, you all lied to me.

  • As an aside, would anyone be interested in reading an ‘Anime for People Who Don’t Like Anime’ post?

    • CyberneticOrganism

      With respect, fuck no.

    • CT-12

      Hell yeah dude. I think there’s a lot of shit out there in the anime world people dismiss because they saw one stupid anime in their life and branded it all garbage. I challenge anyone to watch a movie like Akira or Perfect Blue and see if they still disregard it as a relevant art form. Anyhow, I’m always down to hear about other good anime, I think you should do it man!

      • Akira is actually pretty fucking amazing. I also don’t mind Vampire Hunter D.

      • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

        Or Princess Mononoki, Ghost In The Machine, Armitage 3, Robot Carnival (my favorite), Vampire Hunter D, Ninja Scroll, Howl’s Floating Castle, Spirited Away, Paprika, Barefoot Gen, Vampire Hunter D and Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust.

    • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

      What sucks is I am drinking this and feel like a really am a weab right now.

    • Maik Beninton™

      Yes.

  • KJM

    Oh, and the best anime ever is Space Battleship Yamato AKA Star Blazers.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_ldz_VSkiM

    • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

      Saw that a while back with some of my friends. Took us for fucking ever to find it though.

      • KJM

        I’ve only seen the first 2 series and the recent live action movie.

  • EsusMoose

    DAHGON got me vote

  • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

    Japan’s where they make ’em cartoons about the pokee-man and the big-eyed ninja-wizard robot girls from outer space, right? Sailor Bebop or something?
    https://youtu.be/mKDDEGxSVNQ

  • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

    Every time you vote for me, Masterlord gets a rustle in his Jimmies.

    http://i.imgur.com/N0fIY.gif

    • Anime should be destroyed.

      • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

        You hate Little Caesar’s, Rob Schneider, Master Of Disguise, and anime. Your argument is invalid!

        http://i.minus.com/iqNRhCKJbPcfm.gif

        • This is a list of things that blow.

          • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

            NYEAH!

        • Sir Tapir the Based™

          Who doesn’t hate Master Of Disguise? That movie is fucking awful!

          • KJM

            The commercials were enough to make me barf.

          • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

            That movie was a masterpiece, you uncultured heathen! (in reality, Dana Carvey hasn’t rebounded his career since that movie)

        • KJM

          Yeah, but you like to listen to the looney loons!!!
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjTYUxDyjI8

      • CyberneticOrganism

        Disqus should have an anime filter

      • more beer

        It gives cave men seizures.

  • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni
  • KJM
  • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni
    • KJM

      Oh God, no.

      • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

        Oh, I got even worse!

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bFHzDa9U9w

        Strangeness level: Japanese.

        • ME GORAK™

          GORAK HAVE SEIZURE FROM TOO MUCH COLOR!!!!!!!!!!!

        • KJM

          O_o

        • Sir Tapir the Based™

          You are literally the worst person on the face of the Earth!

          • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni
          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            Oh god no! Anime has runed tapirs!

          • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

            “Oh god yes! Anime has made tapirs awesome for once!”

            FTFY

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            Anime can’t make anything awesome! Anime takes good things and rapes them!

          • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni
          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            HELVETIN PERSE

          • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

            Translation for non-Finnish speakers: He loves it.

          • sean

            like you and farm animals ?????

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            Did I insult you when I called Slayer what it is, shit?

          • sean

            NO YOU FUCKING CUNT YOU DIDNT !!! ALL IDIOTS ARE ENTITLED TO THEIR OPINION !! YOURES IS LIKE AN ASSHOLE (YOU) IT STINKS !!!COUKLD GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU LISTEN TO !! ITS NICE THAT YOU THINK YOUR COMMENTS HAVE THAT MUCH MEANING THOUGH !! OVERLY INFLATED SENSE OF SELF WORTH !!! TRANSLATED = DOUCHEBAG !!!!!

          • FUKKBEARD

            Fuckin caps lock makes me hate you, scrug. Git gud

          • sean

            Fuckin caps losk= scientifically proven to piss off DOUCHEBAGS or GRAMMAR NAZIS !! WHICH ONE ARE YOU BITCHASSHOLE ????

          • Oh hey. Nice to meet you. I’m Joe and this is my site. You’re free to look around and explore the grounds, maybe have a conversation about stuff. You’re not free to come in and call people “FUCKTARD” and “BITCHASSHOLE”.

          • more beer

            Thanks Joe!

          • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

            You are so sexy when you lay down the law!

            http://imageshack.us/a/img832/3499/banhammer.gif

          • FUKKBEARD

            Duck off.

            Where is Joe?

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            Isn’t it obvious that I hurt you? You had to go out of your way to follow me to different blog to go all-caps on me. In a way I am flattered that you would take time just to yell at me. Luv u.

          • more beer

            He`s cheating on you with me. Or Vice Versa. As he`s been doing this to me for a few days now.

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            My first interaction with him was three days ago. Now he has found me here.

          • more beer

            Same here and I wasn`t even talking to him.

          • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

            Same here. As fun as it would be for me to watch him shake his tiny little fists at me, I’ve just been ignoring him.

          • KJM

            I’d gladly ignore that other goof if his comments didn’t show up in my inbox.

          • more beer

            Some times it`s just fun to have a match of wits with the witless.I really couldn`t not fuck with him after he inserted himself into conversation with me and someone else. Plus dude is really stupid and it was making me laugh.

          • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni
          • more beer

            Dude I would need to suffer a traumatic brain injury to be as stupid as that guy. A funny story. A friend paid for me to see Slayer last year. He wanted me to go and I wasn`t willing to pay 40 bucks plus 9 buck beers. To see their washed up asses. Well waiting in line was the mid 40`s dude screaming Slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayer on the top of his lungs. So my friend and I were like what the fuck act your age. We are both old school guys and I have a few years on him. Flash for ward 4 months I`m at King Diamond. I`m with this young metal head kid who I`ve taken under my wing. Into the lobby comes mid 40`s screaming dude. This time screaming aaaarrrrggggghhhh, pumping his fists in the air since all of that wasn`t enough he rips his shirt off. Well the youngster and I are standing above him looking down from the second floor. I tell the kid look very hard at this. I tell him don`t be that guy . Every time I see the kid now I ask him who don`t you wanna be his response is always that guy. This guy could very possibly be that guy.

          • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni
          • sean

            OBVIOUS ??? HAHAHA GET OVER YOUR BITCH ASS !! JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT EVER FUCKTARD COMMENTS YOU MAKE ELSEWHERE !!! BUT SINCE YOU SOUND LIKE YOUR GINNA CRY , ILL STOP COMMENTING !! SORRY TO HURT YOUR WITTLE FEELINGS !!!!!

          • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni
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            Psychotic much? Apparently you care about my opinion. 7 messages to me in 15 minutes. Really. Because my opinion was not in line with your Slayer dick riding. You even seek me out on a different blog. Pretty stalker like. Don`t you think? You must really think you are special. Telling me my opinion does not matter. Like yours does? I guess your mommy told you that you were special. That no one else on earth matters,but you. It wasn`t that you wouldn`t do the basic math in a previous post. You were incapable of doing it. You are one of the worst trolls ever. Every stereotype of stupid metal head that there is. Yea I am one of the biggest assholes ever when someone deserves it. You meet that criteria. Do you think all of your silly CAPS LOCK screaming is going to make me think Slayer sucks any less now? Their output since the 90`s has been weak. It remains weak and they need to hang it up. With the music they have put out for the last 2 decades they deserve idiot fans like you!

          • Hey dude. Try relaxing and getting along with people?

          • KJM

            I think he’ll probably need a few Xanax for that.

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            Yea shot into his jugular!

          • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

            Or a complete set of synapses.

          • more beer

            You just opened a huge can of worms!

          • Everyday I’m rustlin

          • more beer

            As it should be.

          • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni
          • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni
          • KJM
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            Send that to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz too. I loved the way he cried last night about how you harass him because he`s a truther. Also that Sean dude needs one plus the cream.

          • KJM

            I even offered to apologize. Heck, I’m still willing to. He was having none of it. I mean, if he’s gonna show up to a blog like this spouting his silliness, he should expect people to have a bit of fun at his expense. I’m just a bit more blunt about it than the others here who view him as a sort of mascot.

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            You and me both. We`ve both done quite a bit of living on this planet. So we certainly know BS when we see it. Him 100% BS. I call people on BS in my everyday life why wouldn`t I do it here?

          • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni
          • KJM

            The Ducreux meme is a personal favorite.

          • KJM

            I see you have a new boy crush. How romantic!

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            He got pissy because I called the new Slayer song shit.

          • more beer

            The truth is the truth.

          • KJM

            I love classic Slayer and I find the song quite mediocre and typical.

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            Watch out or sean will become your “friend” too.

          • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

            I think he’s got a Fatal Attraction kind of thing for you.

            http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lswsyiRofY1qmxmrao1_r1_400.gif

          • more beer

            Because it is.

          • I blame you for his presence.

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            How should I have know that he stalks me and comes here? Jimmy plz!

          • Maybe we can change him into a nice bro.

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            Go ahead and try Jimmy.

          • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

            Fuck that, I’d rather toss him in the boo box!

          • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni
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            Dude is a stalker. All he has to do is look at one Disqus profile.

          • True. Also fun to blame Tapir for stuff.

          • KJM

            Always.

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            True but he`s been stalking me too.

          • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni
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            I think it`s zzzzzzzz. If it`s not they should get a room.

          • FUKKBEARD

            Slayer is the tapir of thrash

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            Eh, I don’t think that Slayer is the best thrash band ever, but you can if you want to.

          • more beer

            He has been talking shit to me for days now. Everyone is entitled to their opinion as long as it `s. Slayer is the only band in the history of metal. He has mommy issues he thinks he`s special.

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            Damn disqus doesn’t have a block option!

          • KJM

            Believe me, if it did I would’ve exercised it last night.

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            It is pretty shitty of them.

          • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

            He’s probably picking bugs out of her back hair and eating them as we speak.

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            Yea I certainly think he lives in a trailer. In West Virginia.

          • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

            Hey now, that’s an insult to Trailer Park Boys! I think he lives inside a rotten log with the slugs and grubs.

          • more beer

            A sewer would also be a good home for him as well.

          • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

            That’s an insult to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

          • more beer

            Well someone is gonna have to be insulted and have this jackoff as a neighbor.

          • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni
          • FUKKBEARD

            Oh snap

        • ME GORAK™
          • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

            This is awesome! Kinda reminds me of X Japan.

          • ME GORAK™

            GORAK FIND IT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

          • FUKKBEARD

            Gorak smash?

          • ME GORAK™

            GORAK SMASH!!!! UGG UGG!!!

        • CyberneticOrganism

          Better to die

  • Maik Beninton™

    W and Ted’s are good, I really like KJU’s and JWEG, I loved Dagon’s and Alucardo’s. Randall: your pick’s weeb levels are OVER 9000!
    Voted Alucardo.

    • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

      Thanks! BTW, have you seen the live action version of Death Note? The guy who owned and hosted Iron Chef Japan is in it, and it’s quite good.

      • Maik Beninton™

        I don’t have high expectations for any live action movie based on anime, and I most likely won’t watch that for lack of interest but thanks anyway.

        • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

          Yeah, the live action remakes are often pretty bad (Wicked City, anyone?), but Death Note is one of those rare exceptions.

  • JamesGrimm
  • Vampillia wins. Favorite new find of 2015–thanks to W.

  • Sir Tapir the Based™
  • KJM

    3 more days until RUSH!!!!

    • FUKKBEARD

      Will probably be good. I always am speculative about seeing these old guys on tour. I’m sure rush still keeps it right tho

      • It was worth it. They still play well but Geddy doesn’t even try hitting the really high notes anymore…

        • KJM

          Nah, he keeps it as low as possible. Fortunately they don’t really tune down much except for a few songs.

      • KJM

        This will be their last tour(more than likely) because they don’t want their performance quality to suffer.

        • FUKKBEARD

          Every old band I’ve seen have been terrible

          • KJM

            This will be the 11th time I’ve seen Rush. They kill it every time.

          • KJM

            15 years ago I went to see Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young. I figured Neil would carry the show on his back, but then I was blown away by how great they were. They obviously busted their asses rehearsing, and they played about 2.5 hours.

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            What bands?

      • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

        I saw their Time Machine DVD a while back, and they’re tighter than ever.

        • KJM

          Yep, saw that tour.

    • Sir Tapir the Based™

      Are you going to “borrow” Alex Lifeson?

      • KJM

        If he’ll give me guitar lessons.

    • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

      Yep, this might be their last tour, from what they said.

      • KJM

        Alex is developing Arthritis in his hands(of all places), and Neil has chronic Tendonitis in his shoulders. I’d say it’s time to cut back on touring.

  • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

    Behold my new masterpiece!

  • FUKKBEARD

    This is my new favorite ROTW

  • JW(E)G

    When you tally up the votes please discount one of mine: somehow I just voted for myself as a guest while trying to press that button to show the vote counts instead.

  • KJM

    Tonight’s Dinner

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      Lambs Bread for me. One of those old school strains.

      • KJM

        That’s a blast from the past for sure. I’d be pleasantly surprised if my friend found some Chocolate Thai, haven’t had that since the 80s.

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          Yea it`s very good too. I would love to come across some of that Chocolate Thai myself. I smoked a whole lot of that in the 80`s myself.

          • KJM

            With the opiated strains, you obviously have to be more careful. That stuff is a little too good.

          • more beer

            I have 4 different strains right now so. I mix them up pretty well. I`ll smoke one one day something else the next.

          • KJM

            I only tend to have 1-2 at a time because it’s still a bit expensive out here, but that will change before too long, especially after 2016.

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            It isn`t that expensive here at this point. I get medical so there aren`t the recreation taxes. Which causes things to get pricey. It will take a little while but it will come. The powers that be can`t stop it at this point it`s the will of the people.

          • KJM

            The inevitability of it in Massachusetts is so strong that the MA Lege tried to get out in front of it and pass their own version of “legalization”. Fortunately, that failed.

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            The reason it worked here. Is citizen ballot intiatives. Which then puts it into the state constitution. Which is why it’s harder for the Feds to mess with Colorado than California.

          • KJM

            That’s how decrim and MMJ happened here in MA, and it’s going to be how legalization happens too.

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            That`s the best way for it to work. Places where the people can`t get things on the ballots through grassroots measures are screwed. N.Y. for example. Yea they have MMJ it`s the worst program in the country. Cuomo seems to think he`s a doctor and knows what`s best.

          • KJM

            If you’re interested in checking it out: http://masscann.org/

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            Absolutely. I like to know what`s going all over on this topic. Plus my real life best friend lives in Martha’s Vineyard. I will at least know what i`m talking about when I`m speaking to him.

          • more beer

            I bookmarked that.

  • Óðinn
  • Tyree

    Sabbat gets my vote.

  • Paris Hilton

    Fucknerd

    • KJM

      Confirmed.

  • KJM

    Hide yer womerns and yer party likker!! The Kang is back babay!!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of0gN6XHUSY

    • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

      My dad saw him over in WV last year, and said he puts on a really good show.

      • KJM

        I’ve watched the full length show from 2014 on youtube. It’s excellent, highly recommended. I wish he’d come to Boston.

        • Jock Strap Full Of Macaroni

          From what dad told me, he tends to just play small town gigs.

          • KJM

            He’s touring now, but it’s only in a few states. I’ll check back on his website to see if he adds more shows.

  • Óðinn

    Brack Friday Bunduru

    https://youtu.be/GJpwUTMwiVY

  • DCLXVI

    I’m pissed that there’s no HD riff to down vote

  • Celtic Frosty

    No Gridlink? Come on, now.