RIFF(?) OV THE WEEK: The Repeating Vocal Thingy Edition

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Guacamole Jim has something special for you this week. It’s not about the riffs, it’s not about the solos. It’s about the repeating vocal thingy. Everyone loves the repeating vocal thingy.

Straight from the dip’s mouth: You know that one part in a song where the singer repeats the same line over and over? The part where you hear it once and can’t help but scream along with it every time you hear it from that point on? The part where you can’t wait until the live show, because you know they’re going to play that song, and you know that part is going to hit, and you know the entire crowd is going to flip the fuck out and scream like banshees along with the singer? Yeah, that’s what we’re doing.

So, that’s that.

Last weekBrock Samson assblasted the competition with his feels-inducing Enslaved solo. What’s more impressive is that he called it – “Sorry fellow turd sniffers, but I believe I win,” he said. Presumptuous psychic bastard.

Once again I feel obligated to publicly thank my secret admirer, who voted for me even in the daunting face of ridicule. Where were you in elementary school when all the other kids got valentines and I ate my peanut butter and jelly under a fucking table?

zzz

NEXT WEEK:

  • One of you guys suggested that we do a location-specific theme, but didn’t give me a specific location. So I blindfolded myself and threw a dart at a spinning globe, and it landed where women glow and men plunder. Next week, we’re only taking riffs from Australian bands.
  • Send your riffs to toiletovhell@gmail.com. Include the specific time, your Disqus handle, and an explanation. Remember – the first 15 submissions are in (last week it filled up by Monday).
  • If you have an idea for a theme, make it known.
  • Thanks to everyone who makes this weekly deal possible by participating.

 

Masterlord

Not only do I have a hard time not wailing along to this, but I also have a hard time not actually slaying them. 3:32 of Ofermod’s “Death Cantata.

Slay them! Slay them! Slay them! Slay them! Slay them! Slay them! 

 

Guacamole Jim

Nothing tops off the end of a skull-crushingly heavy masterpiece like a well placed shout chorus designed to make you hate life. Shred your vocal cords along with The Ocean, as we “CELEBRATE THE GREAT EMPTINESS OF OUR LIVES!” – 4:24.

 

Stockhausen

Between the Buried and Me are usually known for their long, winding, ever-changing, layered songs. So when they take some time starting at 5:55 in “Lay Your Ghosts to Rest” to slog it out through 9 repetitions of “WEAK SOULS, WEAK MINDS (with a couple WEAK LIVES thrown in for fun)” it is especially impactful. You know that annoying guy that’s way too hyped at shows and bugs everyone around him? That was every single person in the crowd when I saw this song live.

 

Mr. Custodial Arts

ALL HAIL SHIRTLESS CORNELL… 6:10… “NOW I KNOW WHYYYYYYYY YOU’VE BEEN TAAAAKIIIIN!!!!”

 

D. Lee

GIVE ME SUMTHIN TO BREAK. Starts at 3:40.

 

Blackbeard

I’m going to do a bit of cheating: we’ve had a discussion about this song before. I wouldn’t be surprised if I wasn’t the only one submitting it. Nile’s “4th Arra of Dagon” repeats the song’s namesake over and over again, in a spell-like capacity. 5:24.

 

Call the Slambulance

This song does not fuck around. Immediately breaking into typical grindcore vokill shouts, then exploding forth toward a repetitive chorus with interchanging singers layered over an absurdly catchy guitar lick, directly followed by bestial blasts and the roars of Italian Satan. Plus there’s a siqq grind breakdown at the end. I have no clue what they’re saying, but that doesn’t stop me from making a fool of myself and pretending like I do.

 

JWG

I feel like I’ve definitely gone for low hanging fruit here, but so be it. If you know Primordial, you know this to be true. The repeated vocal section from about 4:20 to 5:40 inevitably becomes THE audience participation highlight at any Primordial gig: just look up any single live version of the tune for proof (especially the version off the “All Empires Fall” live DVD: this video @ 45:20).

 

Ted Nü-Djent

If you’ve ever seen Iron Maiden live and they play “Fear Of The Dark” you know your in for some mass audience participation. Whether it’s 10-20,000 people chanting “fear of the dark!” along with Bruce or singing the guitar melody, the whole experience is spine tingly-gingly and should be experienced by every single metal head. [Editor note: please note that while this is the obvious winner, you should not vote for it, as Johnny Crunch has broken the cardinal rule of ROTW – no Iron Maiden. – Masterpants]. 0:48.

 

Spear

METALLICA IS THE GOLD STANDARD!!! ALL HAIL THE DANISH PROPHET LARS!!!! *flushes all other hot topic poser riffs down the toilet* (starts at 3:31).

 

Satan ov Hell

You all know exactly the line in this song I mean. 1:14.

 

Gurp

THROUGH THE WORST, WE PREVAIL / SO OUR VOICES WILL BE HEARD / THROUGH THE WORST, WE PREVAIL / SO OUR VOICES WILL BE HEARD / THROUGH THE WORST, WE PREVAIL /SO OUR VOICES WILL BE HEARD
*IS SUDDENLY MOTIVATED* / *RUNS 5K IN 15 MINUTES* / *RUNS TO BDUBS* / *HOLLERS INCOHERENTLY AT WAITRESS* / *PUNCHES OUT BDUBS BRO* / *STEALS BRO’S MILLER LITE* / *STRIPS NAKED AND RUNS OUT INTO STREET* / *DIES OF HYPOTHERMIA* / *BECAUSE IT’S COLD AS FUCK OUT* 1:19.

 

Zeke… or Isaac; whatever

Ihsahn wants you all to know that he is a black wizard. 5:17.

 

TheXenosapien

The first part comes out at around the 31 second mark and from then on you can’t help but sing along when it later comes around.

 

HessianHunter

The hardcore vocal breakdown is typically a space for unbridled machismo, but not in the hands of The Chariot. The dissonant chaos of “Teach” takes a break at 1:57 in this live clip for Josh Scogin to preach the futility of conflict and open up this pit in the name of collectivism. “VICTORY IS SUCH A LONELY WORD” Fuck, do I miss this band.

This poll is closed! Poll activity:
start_date 23-12-2014 20:22:33
end_date 25-01-2015 09:00:00
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  • Nile gets my vote. It’s got a friggin’ monumental riff backing it up, too. Great pick.

    http://image.blingee.com/images17/content/output/000/000/000/662/586924949_1395329.gif

    • Gurptitude

      Historically accurate.

    • this is RIFF(?) ov the week, not RIFF ov the week!

      • Janitor Jim Dvggan Svre Wovld

        It is.

    • Tyree
      • DDubya.

        This makes me happier than you know. Aggies are the worst.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      This is exactly what Egypt looked like when I visited the pyramids this morning.

      • Lacertilian

        Hear about the moron who broke Tutankhamen’s chin piece from his death-mask while cleaning it’s box?
        He hastily glued it back on with epoxy, which has rendered it irreversibly damaged all whilst spilling some on the chin and scratching it trying to scrape it off.

        http://boingboing.net/2015/01/23/king-tuts-mask-crappily-repa.html

        • CyberneticOrganism

          Yes. What a lolbuttz

  • Lacertilian

    I can’t see the article but I can comment.
    Lookout Black Magic abounds!

    • Zing Once A Day…

      Is this thing on…

  • Gurptitude

    Confession: Have never listened to Between the Buried and Me until now.

    • Guacamole Jim

      For realzies? Dude, you need to jump on the prog metal train of love.

      • Gurptitude

        Maybe probably yeah I should

    • svrely this can’t be true. “don’t call me svrely”
      Start with Colors and proceed chronologically

      • Thank you for acknowledging that The Silent Circus sucks and is bad.

        *hides from Stockhausen*

        • Brouroboris

          Hide from me. Silent Circus was some sweet progressive proto-deathcore.

        • Janitor Jim Dvggan Svre Wovld

          I never liked The Silent Circus. I always preferred Colors or Alaska.

      • Gurptitude

        Start with Colors. Got it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmUvQ6Hs0z8

      • Stanley

        True that. There are a couple of good songs on Alaska, but Colors is where it’s at. White Wall! White Wall! White Wall! White Wall! There you go ROTW. >>>>>> @Stockhausen:disqus’s BTBAM pick.

  • DDubya.

    Blackbeard wins by default, but The Ocean and The Chariot were close.

  • FeelTheDarkness

    Rise
    Run
    Feed
    Ripen
    Wound
    Wither
    Fall
    Rise again
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUslQZAD-t8

  • Janitor Jim Dvggan Svre Wovld

    Iron Maiden gets my vote. That vocal thingy is just so cool.

    • DDubya.

      You aren’t supposed to vote for Maiden. That’s the cardinal rule of Riff of the Week.!

  • Nordling Rites ov Kahlua

    No Masterlord for Funland, can’t show

    • Nordling Rites ov Kahlua

      Voted for JWG, that part of that Nile song sucks

      • Gurptitude

        See, this is why no one believes in Finland.

        • Nordling Rites ov Kahlua

          No one believes in Finland because it’s imaginary. It’s not like we’re fairies from Peter Pan, we don’t need your stinking faith!

          • Gurptitude

            I DON’T believe in Finland! I DON’T believe in Finland!

          • Nordling Rites ov Kahlua

            I told you, I’m no fairy. I WON’T DIE, I’LL NEVER GO AWAY!

          • Gurptitude
          • Nordling Rites ov Kahlua

            This. Is. Sick.

          • Brouroboris

            This just made my bucket list.

          • Make sure you put it at the very end.

          • Brouroboris

            Well its a while til I head to Canada so hopefully my bear death replaces what would be my emotionally crippling midlife crisis.

          • The Bestest Tapir

            Finland power! Perkele ukkometso kossu popeda talvisota mannerheim soini siitoin 6-1 saatana!

      • i’ll give it a shot, but i remember that song being the worst from the album…

        • Nordling Rites ov Kahlua

          Which band are we talking here?

      • Edward/Breegrodamus

        I voted for TDEP. They are one of my longest standing favorite heavy metal / extreme music bands.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcQrObdMvL8

        • what is this? they only have one album: Calculating Infinity :/

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            YOUR PICTURE IN MY POCKET I’M OBSESSED WITH YOU

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBAbl2b2cck

          • Nordling Rites ov Kahlua

            This is maybe my favorite TDEP

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            YOU WEAR YOUR SKIN SO FRESH

          • Brouroboris

            YOUR SMELL INTOXICATES

          • Nordling Rites ov Kahlua

            I DON’T ANY LYRICS TO ANY TDEP SONG THAT IS NOT CURRENTLY PLAYING, BUT WHEN I AM YELLING IT LOOKS LIKE I DO!

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            we can never get back what we choose to throw away

            as you walked awaaaaaaaaaaaay

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zew6hGsFNXQ

          • D. Lee

            Lurch is one of my favs, such killer vocal patterns packed into such a short song

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            YOUR SMELL INTOXICATES

          • Gurptitude

            LEARN
            TO
            SUB
            MIT

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            None of these would have actually qualified due to the x4 requirement but I did submit something last Saturday night – I just didn’t make it in time.

          • Gurptitude

            Maybe the PRICE FOR HER at the end of “Fix Your Face” ?

          • Brouroboris

            True, but its polite to humor them.

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            Oi you!

        • zeke… or isaac; whatever

          lovvvvvve this song. the rhythm keeps turning over and over in the second half. i haven’t listened to Dillinger in years. shame on me

    • Guacamole Jim

      Yep, Masterpants XXIVG7’s video don’t work for me either.

      • Nordling Rites ov Kahlua

        Well, that’s another one here he gets only one vote, from his secret admirer. (OR, maybe She’s not that secret after all? Know what I mean (and that’s in case he don’t vote for hisself))

        • Lady SteelDragon

          No.

          • Nordling Rites ov Kahlua

            *Saaad Feisss*

    • Does it work now?

  • Edward/Breegrodamus

    The Photoshop for the featured image is very good and kinda scary. Also damn this competition filled up fast I’m going to listen to the Banner song I submitted over and over in protest (sorry 365).

    • Howard Dean

      Seriously. It’s getting to the point where you can’t even think about it for a day or listen to stuff and find a good one. We’re now at the point where you need to rush and submit the first riff you think of (even if it isn’t that good) so that you can be in next week’s contest. Kind of lame.

      • Edward/Breegrodamus

        Well, to be fair I think you are the reigning ROTW champion to date HD, lol.

        I am fairly certain I submitted mine last week on Saturday evening late, so fifteen entries must have come in before me.

        • Janitor Jim Dvggan Svre Wovld

          I’m the reigning Jimmy Rustling Federation champion. I’m the jimmy rustler of the century!

      • Mr.CustodialArts

        DEAN’S BOYCOTT OV THE WEEK. Dude, just post what you would have picked here-I always dig your picks and descriptions-I DO THE REVERSE GILLESPIE ON THY DONG OF RIFFS.

        http://www.omnomnomcookies.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/dizzy-gillespie-o.gif

        • Howard Dean

          I posted my pick. Should be kicking around somewhere in the comments.

      • Maik Beninton

        Maybe raise the max to 20 submissions?

        • Ted Nü-Djent ™

          No, 15 is plenty as it is

      • Let me taste your tears!

  • Maik Beninton

    ”Next week we’re only taking riffs from Australian bands”
    Everyone, send your favorite AC/DC song.

    • Janitor Jim Dvggan Svre Wovld

      I’ll submit a Men At Work song!

      • Ted Nü-Djent ™

        You do. And I’ll cut you, like I cut sodium out of my diet

    • Edward/Breegrodamus

      Portal, Impetuous Ritual, Sadistik Exekution…

      • Nordling Rites ov Kahlua

        Sent mine already.
        #GetRekt

      • Akercocke ov Steele

        The Berzerker, Ouroboros, Destroyer 666. But srsly I might send in Riff Raff.

      • Stargazer, Psychroptic

        • Lacertilian

          King Parrot

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            Alchemist

          • Men at Work.

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            You make me cry

          • You make me wanna build a model of the Eifel Tower out of Belgian waffles!

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            What? I don’t, I can’t…what?

          • Lacertilian

            1 cuil

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan Svre Wovld

            Jimmy! I love Men At Work!

          • I would.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan Svre Wovld

            I sure would.

          • We…are…groot

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan Svre Wovld

            We sure are.

          • We would.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan Svre Wovld

            Here’s a song you should listen to. It’s among the required listening to become part of the JJD Brotherhood along with bands like Styx, REO Speedwagon, Journey and other classic rock/AOR bands.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyAwY2Q96Ps

          • The Bestest Tapir

            A whole new side of JJD has been revealed.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan Svre Wovld

            Not really. They’re good pop music.

          • The Bestest Tapir

            I didn’t mean that.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan Svre Wovld

            I don’t get it.

          • Lacertilian

            Blood Duster

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            Not even man she’s a fuckin’ fat ass

    • Lacertilian

      Out of Jailbreak or The Razor’s Edge.

      • Ted Nü-Djent ™

        Riff Raff or Let There Be Rock any day

        • Lacertilian

          I cannot argue with that

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            I’m reading an AC/DC book atm, the one by Mick Wall. I don’t care for Brian Johnston era but Bon Scott fronted AC/DC will never grow old. You can throw Touch Too Much in as another favourite of mine

          • Lacertilian

            Yeah, Brian era is hit & miss for me.
            A friend used this on his dirt-bike bush bashing video and it suited it well.
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMI0WudRDF0

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            I count 2 complete albums of Johnston era that are good. The rest range from a good song or 2 to just down right bad

    • Max

      To be honest, I always thought Rand-McNally had better bands/riffs than we do. I wish the dart had landed there.

    • Your avatar <<<<<<<<<<

      • Maik Beninton

        I though of changing to a jar jar binks one and then I saw this.

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™
  • The Satan Ov Hell

    A vote for anthrax is a step closer to mailing anthrax to my local NSBM scene!

    • Gurptitude

      Whoah. Local NSBM scene?

      • Nordling Rites ov Kahlua

        They’re everywhere

        • Gurptitude

          Well, yeah, I imagine the bands themselves are pretty widespread, but for there to be enough concentrated in one place to constitute a scene is BLECH.

          • Nordling Rites ov Kahlua

            *Shrugs*, we have one here too. I actually think they are always concentrated, because people tend to seek the company of those like-minded.

          • Gurptitude

            Well, shit, looks like I’ll have to get this old thing out…

            http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Bear_Trap_7423.jpg

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            I’m under the impression there are a lot of little scenes of NSBM or I guess NS bands stateside. I don’t follow that kind of music so I don’t really know but I think there are a ton of those bands.

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Conan came here to secretly vote for it

  • BLXKKBEXRD

    What is this? Forget Blackbeard’s name day?

    • BLXKKBEXRD

      I suppose, like Edward Teach, my name can die in obscvrity.

      I’ll vote for Zeke, because I’m a Ihsahn fanboy.

  • Guacamole Jim

    Anyone else notice that the “m” in “Primordial” looks like a butt?

    Anyway, it gets my vote.
    http://www.oddman.ca/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/15270814.gif

    • CyberneticOrganism

      longbuttz

    • lolbuttz

      lolbuttz

    • Mr.CustodialArts

      PLEASE tell me you made this…and if not…who did? WHY? WHO BUILT THE PYRAMIDS?? WHO CONSTRUCTED THE WAVY NEON BUTTS???!!!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY9t7TTQHiE

  • Mr.CustodialArts

    Let’s all hold hands and have fun today as we reach a sensible verdict.
    http://media2.giphy.com/media/eqipgHtmjV6qQ/giphy.gif

    • JamesGrimm

      suicide club. great flick.

  • D. Lee

    Long live The Chariot!

  • Warheart

    Obviously, Maiden wins, but since it’s banned, Soundgarden it is, Primordial as honorable mention.

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Man, you guise!

  • @lmd666:disqus wins, but @captainsatanovhell:disqus gets my vote (cause of the rules)

  • Tyree

    Call the Slambulance, Cripple Bastards simply don’t fuck around in general. Fuck yes!!! You have my fucking vote.

    • Call the Slambulance

      Thanks, brotha! I had a feeling that the one vote came from you. 😉

      • Tyree

        Cripple Bastards >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  • Brouroboris

    I am physically incapable of not voting for The Chariot in this. -typed whilst screaming “victory” at a spittle flecked monitor-

  • This would have been mine, that laugh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Oc3OEP6w_Y

  • Scrimm

    Pissed at myself for forgetting this week, had a good one.Favorite album of 2012. It’s the chorus you bastards! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXhyzGc7_pc

    • “Bow down to the deathhammer! Deathhammer! On your knees! Kneel, you dogs!”

      This would have won.

      • Scrimm

        I know. I’m dissapointed in myself.

    • Renan Ribeiro

      Holy shit I can’t believe I also let this slip past me. I run like a madmen whenever I hear this song

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      This is real death metal you bastards

    • Akercocke ov Steele

      That’s a meaty tone.

      • Scrimm

        Such a good album.

  • Howard Dean

    Ofermod!

  • JamesGrimm
  • Brock Samson

    I told you turd sniffers

    • DDubya.

      When you’re right, you’re right.

  • http://youtu.be/k4P96ARjrP8 it’s not gonna be alright it’s not gonna be ok . Starts at 2:27

  • BLXKKBEXRD

    This was my second choice for a submission, but I felt like Nile carried a little more weight:
    http://youtu.be/fO_FutBvDh8

  • DDubya.

    Bow before my mighty submission.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKamWp610ng#t=66

  • Renan Ribeiro

    Cornell’s voice is still great. I liked Audioslave. SUE ME.

    • Maik Beninton
    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      I’ll sue you for your dirty creek water stew

      • Renan Ribeiro

        You are in denial if you don’t want to try that, mate. That is the best.

        • Ted Nü-Djent ™

          That’s why I’ll sue you for it

  • Stockhausen

    One of you posers better vote for my pic, or none of you are invited to my birthday party.

    • Edward/Breegrodamus

      Stocky’s pick > posing hard

      • Stockhausen

        Don’tchoo 5get it.

      • Ted Nü-Djent ™

        Stocky’s prick getting hard?

    • Your pic >>>>>>> your pick

  • Stanley

    I put my submission in on Saturday. Man, the competition is tight, yo.

    Here it is anyway.

    This is strange pick as I haven’t got the foggiest idea what they are shouting about but wow does it make me want to scream along and look for something to break and someone’s head to break it over. The first round of shouting occurs at 1:30 (twice) and then there’s a whole bunch more (four times) at 2:15. The first round is just a warmup to get those vocal cords vibrating and by the time the second round kicks, in you’re ready to break stuff.

    “Odin ga oss
    Suttung sitt mjød
    Det magiske mjød
    Det daglige bröd”

    Now everybody repeat after me, “Odin ga oss…”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDyHhV9UK-4&spfreload=10

  • Stanley

    JWG gets my vote!

  • Stanley

    I’m always late to the game on Saturdays as it’s my long run day. Now I get to sit back with an egg sandwich and a cup of coffee and get through 145 comments. Good times.

    • DDubya.

      We had a snow storm this week, so I haven’t run in a few days. I did put in a few miles on the rowing machine last night.

      • Stanley

        Good for you! Shame about the weather. It’s 55 degrees and blue skies here. Great for running. Sorry to rub it in.

    • Edward/Breegrodamus

      145 comments is a pretty reasonable entry point for many of these articles. Articles with a lot of Youtubes and .gifs totally wreak havoc on my work computer.

      • Stanley

        Yeah. I need to order some more bandwidth just to check this site these days!

  • Howard Dean

    This was my submission. I took more than 4 and a half minutes to decide whether or not I wanted to submit a catchy repeating gang shout or something brutal, so I missed out.

    “Repeating chorus line? NIGHTMARE! ‘nough said. Fuck off. 0:54”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxLZfIl5RRs

    • Mr.CustodialArts

      Oh shit dude! I just saw this and “ROTTING” on vinyl (OSMOSE?) at ye olde record shoppe lately and mulled over a purchase as I held them in my sweaty, quivering hands…alas, I walked out with two HEAVY LOAD cds and a BOOTSY COLLINS record instead…BOOTSY BABY!

      • Howard Dean

        Heavy Load! Old school. Byah!

    • Tyree

      This band is a band that I like.

    • …all nightmare long!

  • Nine Inch Males

    Ihsahn always and forever.

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Your Disqus handle makes me smile

      • Nine Inch Males

        You make me smile Ted. You.

  • JWG

    So, in case you hadn’t already gone to YouTube and searched “All Empires Fall”, this is the video to which I was referring:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNE8BHkt-Bc

    I’m going to sit out next week’s competition. So long as someone submits Destroyer 666 they’ll have me covered. Safe bet, too.

  • Lacertilian

    I was having a hard time choosing between @masterlordsteeldragon:disqus @disqus_77PBSiK8Ug:disqus and @blackbeard_s_ghost:disqus until I saw @disqus_4cmy05mgrZ:disqus ‘s entry.
    As a token of appreciation for the origin story of this site, I have to go with my gut instinct and FLVSH.

  • New Judicator album has a “soft release” today. If you pre-order it on bandcamp today or tomorrow, you will get the full album shortly after you order it. I’m finishing it right now, you NEED THIS ALBUM. This album is my riff of the week.

    https://judicatormetal.bandcamp.com/album/at-the-expense-of-humanity

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    Well played Spear

    • Mr.CustodialArts

      Woulda got my vote for sure, man…you know, if he went back 3 years! WHAT THE FUCK, BRO??? #dontdrinkthejasonictonic #voteforburtonoryerhurtin #mullet
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VMh0-grQQY

    • Spear

      I don’t even know who voted for me, but they chose wisely.

      • BLXKKBEXRD

        #ScrugLyfe

        • Lacertilian

          Sorry dude, I was certain you would get my vote this week, until @disqus_4cmy05mgrZ:disqus entered.

      • Ted Nü-Djent ™

        I did

  • Akercocke ov Steele

    How awesome is Iron Maiden? Name any other band not allowed entry into ROTW because it would be considered cheating.

  • Zing Once A Day…
  • KJM

    You can’t see me!!!

  • KJM
  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    both at once—beatles at 1/8 vol
    bolero–full vol
    http://youtu.be/KrkwgTBrW78

    http://youtu.be/DYJPw0n4IDE

  • KJM
    • BLXKKBEXRD

      I wont exactly wake n bake today, but give me a couple hours and I’ll be right there with you KJ

  • J.R.

    Really suprised to see no Twilight of the Thunder God on here. I mean it isnt the most kvlt thing out there, but maaannnnnn. I would be denied access to Valhalla if I didnt proclaim that the end of that song was the best “anticipated repeated part” part of any song ever.
    TWILIGHT…OV…THE THVNDER GOD!!!!