Riff ov the Week: The Grim and Frostbitten Edition

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Put on some wool socks, because we have a shitload of cold-ass riffs for you today and wool socks will help your feet stay warm during the cold riffs.

Last week, everyone’s favorite detective McNulty scored the win with his Immolation pick. Nice, dude. You win one free foot rub from me on the condition that you show up at my house with take-out. And there better be eggrolls and egg-drop soup. None of that “pick one” nonsense. Fuck. Oh, and no fortune cookies. They stress me out.

Lastly:

  • If you want in on next week’s Riff ov the Week, send an email to toiletovhellriff@gmail.com. Include your name, a link to the riff, the time of the riff, and an explanation. If you’re reading this, you’re invited.
  • If you have an idea for a theme, do let me know.
  • Let’s kick some… ice.

 

Masterlord

Here’s a riff written by a man who literally died in a fucking blizzard. It doesn’t get any colder than this, people. All hail Valfar. All hail Windir. (Start this sucker at the beginning).

 

Maik Beninton

Because it’s getting hotter here I suggest a burning riff ov the week. 2:25.

 

Vegglampe

You wanted cold? You got it! Riff at 4:09 is as cold as the Norwegian fells (vidder) on a mid-winter night.

 

Gorak

RIFFS SO COLD IT FEEL LIKE ETERNAL ICE PRISON!

 

Old Man Doom

5:05 to end. One of my favorite riffs from my favorite Enslaved album. It brings the mournfulness and the grimness in equal measure. So many feels. This my winter theme song.

 

Based Potoo

Finland is a shitty country, but at least we got some good Black Metal. Riff comes after 0:20.

 

Mother Shabubu

You can just picture Gaahl dragging a fresh sacrifice up a frozen mountainside to some Satanic altar he constructed out of human bones. Doesn’t get more grvm and frvstbvttvn than that.

 

Ted Nü-Djent

Black metal hey? I don’t know. The riff at about 1 minute 43 seconds is pretty sweet . It goes for about a minute and is pretty cold.

 

Brock Samson

I missed Nightbringer‘s new album last year which probably would have made it to my year end list. The tremolo riff that starts at 4:40 is catchy and creepy at the same time. It brings the dark and cold (hey Colorado gets chilly too).

 

Ron Deuce

If Rick James were alive, he’d say the main riff of this song is cold as ice. If Shaq wanted to heal you using Icy Hot, this would be the theme song.

 

KJU

As usual, there’s several riffs on this one, all filled to the icy brim with grimmediness and solertude. Music for drinking Icees and contemplating the death of the sun.

 

Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

Since this last week’s ROTW was pathetic, I’m submitting a riff myself for this week’s edition. When it comes to cold and icy riffs that conjure images of freezing winter snow and blizzards, there’s one band in particular which comes to my mind: Switzerland’s Paysage d’Hiver. Sole member Wintherr crafts simplistic yet hypnotic black metal dirges that transport the listener straight to a cold & frozen mountain peak during a snowstorm with gale-force winds swirling the white powder snow all around. The first song off of the self-titled demo is called “Welt Aus Eis,” which means “World of Ice” in English. It’s a very long track, as is the norm with Paysage d’Hiver. The riff is basically the entire song, so listen from 0:00 to the end and vote for your favorite Nipple. [Fun fact: Wintherr is also the mad genius behind Darkspace. — Masterlord]

 

Tigeraid

I was going to play your game, you rogue. I had a Dissection tune picked out, but it was cliche. I refuse to bow to your Black Metal peer pressure! Instead I counter with epic wintery frosty power-tinged thrash from my fellow Canadians 3 Inches of Blood. That galloping riff starting at 1:00!

 

Waynecro

The riff at 0:25 makes me want to slap on some corpse paint and stab a snowman with an icicle. It makes me want to put rocks in snowballs and throw them at some fucking lifelovers. It makes me want to run around in knee-high snow, striking menacing black-metal poses until my socks get too wet. Sorry, I live in Southern California and have very little firsthand experience with actual ice and snow. Anyway, that riff feels pretty grim and icy to me. Besides, the band spells nocturnal with a k. Chilling!

 

Link

Winter + Winter = Cold. Like a blizzard, this is a riff that starts with the song and continues to evolve until your body becomes frozen solid.

 

Lacertilian

After spending all Winter this year listening to chilly riffs, I had to think back to June/July to try and pick the iciest offering. Emperor, Setherial, Hæthen and Lord Belial came to mind immediately… I needed something colder, something icier. [Motherfucker. Voted. — Masterlord]

 

Boss the Ross

Trudging through the snow, alone in a cold dark forest, you realize you’ve left your fur next to the hearth of your cottage. The wind picks up and bites deeper into your shivering arms as you continue your path. Having almost forgotten why you left your fire, the emotions, or lack there of, start to course back through your body, only making you colder. A grimness is seeping into you, starting with your toes which you can no longer feel, creeping it’s way higher and higher. Soon you have no feeling in your legs, you are not even sure if you are still walking. You try and move your arms, which have ceased their shivering, but fail. They are frozen to your sides. You fall. You collapse into the snow. The wind is howling all around you. Your heartbeat slows, you feel nothing. You have been, Frozen by Icewinds.

 

Stanley

This is the song that Valfar had on is iPod when he wandered off into the forest only to be found three days later, frozen stiff. Well, it would have been, if it had be penned before his premature demise. The whole tune is frigid to the core but check out the riff at 2:05. It’ll wither your willy.

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  • Edward/Breegrodamus™

    Dang, you guys all really brought your A game on those descriptions.

    • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016

      Hopefully ‘grimmediness’ and ‘solurtude’ get inducted into the everyday Toilet lingo!

  • KJM, Shake Zula
  • KJM, Shake Zula
  • KJM, Shake Zula

    Saturday morning is for cartoons.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8cPTlFpx9o

  • Maik Beninton™

    I thought of this after sending mine.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4Lf0yqBl60

    • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016

      And they’re Icelandic and write in Icelandic, which triples the iciness.

    • 365chaosriddendays

      True cold, true darkness, this debut is very inspired, good pick!

  • Stanley

    Fuck! I sent the wrong link (that’s my last submission). Here is the correct link.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el-KbvVHln0

    Please can one of you stellar moderators update?

    • Vote for Jeb

      I’ve got your back like a buttcrack.

      • Stanley

        Ta.

  • High on Vallenfyre

    Am I the only one that hears “mind playing tricks on me” from Geto Boys in that Clutch song?

  • KJM, Shake Zula
    • Lacertilian

      Love this song

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Best one on the album. Have you heard Maidens version?

      https://youtu.be/CHPQE6OhJNY

      • KJM, Shake Zula

        I’ve heard most of their covers, I think.

  • EsusMoose

    2 things: New intronaut is fucking amazing and I had a dream where I wore a 311 shirt and it was terrible, pretty sure everyone hated me

    • Maik Beninton™
      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        They suck almost as much as U2. I hate anything they’ve done since 1991.

        • Dave Vincent’s Perm

          Oh god I thought I was the only one who thought U2 are a bunch of pretentious arseholes who make pretentious shitty pseudo-progressive music

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Everything since Achtung Baby is awful. At least that album was relatively good.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            I’ll go further and say their 1st 4 albums were great, then Joshua Tree came out and Bono started believing his own hype and became the self-important pretentious jackass he is today.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I do like some of the songs off Joshua Tree but Achtung Baby is their opus. They will never equal it. ZooTV was the show of shows and it will never be equalled. Popmart was a shitty third rate ZooTV.

          • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016

            I liked ‘Boy’ and ‘War’ better, myself.

          • KJM, Shake Zula
          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            My dad saw U2 once. He said the concert was so loud he left.

          • Boss the “Philthy Animal” Ross

            That’s actually really funny.

          • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016

            More than sure that even more people hate them after the whole forced-ITunes-download debacle.

        • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016

          U2 = second rate Simple Minds (even Bono’s admitted to ripping off their vocalist’s style)

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Exactly. Sparkle In The Rain is an amazing album. Shame the US didn’t give them enough credit as they’re only remembered for one song here.

          • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016

            They’re still going strong, thankfully.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            I would be more than happy to forget that song too.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Another band that made me want to skewer my eardrums. Metal and Hip Hop(for the most part) were the only things that made the 80s bearable.

          • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016

            And synthpop.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Exactly. Duran Duran’s new album is the best.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            WRONG. Synthpop sucked the ass of a million dead tapirs.Thompson Twins, Duran Duran, etc. All of it total shit.

          • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016

            That’s New Wave, not synthpop (a la Depeche Mode, Pet Shop Boys, And One, Wolfsheim, etc).

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Ugh, they all sucked too. When I worked at Strawberries, I had to hear the same Pet Shop Boys album 2-3 times a day for a month. Townie jock music.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            Fucking townies

          • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016

            A term I haven’t heard since military school (and yes, we hated the townies unless they had pussy, weed or cigs).

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Remember Ben Affleck in ‘Good Will Hunting’? That’s the kind of person Somerville was full of until the mid 1990s. That’s why gentrification isn’t a cut and dry issue to me. Somerville went from being a crime-ridden shithole on the brink of collapse to being considered one of the hippest cities in The US.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            Matt Damon?

          • ME GORAK B.C.™
          • KJM, Shake Zula

            He represented the townie type(that did exist to be fair) that was an outward meathead but was too smart to bother with picking on people because they were different. They usually ended up drifting away from the crowd at some point.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            The real question is if hipsters are the new townies

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            The answer is “No”(at least not in the sense I think you mean). For the past 15-20 years(including the present) I have been able to walk down the streets in the city I’ve lived in since 1978 and not get called “long-haired f**got”, have garbage thrown at me, nearly get run over(on purpose), or have people threaten to “kick my ass”. That’s the bottom line for me.
            And yes, that kind of crap used to happen to me every single day, and even worse shit that I won’t talk about.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            Now those same people are sporting undercuts and shaving their legs.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            The BDubs bros of today are harmless teddy bears compared to the Somerville/Southie jocks of the 80s.

          • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016

            And listening to Deafheaven while waxing each other’s butts and sniffing the waxing strips afterwards.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            Deafheaven >>>>>

          • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016

            Deafheaven <<<<<<<<<<< getting a sack of fire ants poured in my pisshole

          • more beer

            No they are just the yuppies kids.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            And that’s why I’ll never have a problem with hipsters or yuppies really. They’re the ones that pretty much chased all the townies out of Somerville.

          • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016

            Lol, Pet Shop Boys and ‘jock’………….. two things that are as polar opposite as it gets!

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Remember, I was a teen and twenty-something during the 80s. If I had a dollar for everytime I was called “long-haired f**got” by some townie douche blaring Pet Shop Boys or Thompson Twins, I’d be richer than Bill Gates. They listened to that crap because the townie chicks liked it.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I hate Thompson Twins.

          • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016

            Lies Lies Lies was good. Other than that, they can get thrown in a wood chipper for all I care.

          • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016

            Lol, kinda ironic that people listening to PSB would call you the f-word, considering they’re literally as gay as it gets.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            We are, of course, talking about people who have no consistency in their beliefs or culture(such as it was).

          • more beer

            I never really got called a long haired F**got back then. But I was also pretty wild and kind of crazy in those days. So most people didn`t really fuck with me.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            You were lucky enough not to live in Somerville during those times. It’s why I spent most of my time in Cambridge.

          • more beer

            Yonkers was not the friendliest place to grow up.

          • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016

            Even And One sucked?!?!? Wooooooooooooooah, now!

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Actually I have to take that part back because I don’t know that band but, if they’re the same type of music, I won’t care for them at all.

          • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016
          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Lasted 5 seconds.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER
          • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016

            Before your jimmies exploded from all the awesome?

          • more beer

            Hat to break it to you. The milkshake is right.

          • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016
          • more beer

            I also second this.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I remember when I was little there was a Strawberries outside the Danbury mall and there was 2 FYE stores and a Saturday Matinee store in the mall. One of the FYE stores closed relatively quickly, one lasted until the Strawberries left and moved into the old Strawberries space. I don’t remember what happened to the Saturday Matinee store as it was there one day and the next time I was there it was gone. The FYE that moved into Strawberries closed 2-3 years ago. I bought a copy of the Dedicated To Chaos deluxe edition from them for 3 bucks. I’m embarrassed to admit that was my entry point for Queensryche and the reason I tolerate Geoff Tate.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            I still have the EP and The Warning on vinyl.
            FYE ended up buying Strawberries actually(or vice versa). Pretty much every Strawberries morphed into an FYE.
            In 1989 I was the highest paid clerk in the entire chain. Asst managers were complaining because I was making the same money as they were. That’s my “Al Bundy” achievement.

          • more beer

            I second this!

        • Maik Beninton™

          My dad is a fan of theirs. :/

        • Maik Beninton™
    • That’s the only appropriate reaction to 311 shirts.

  • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016

    Damn, some strong as hell contenders this week, could be a tight race! Though I’m having a feeling that Mooblord might just win this one by a landslide. It just doesn’t get any icier and grimmer than a guy playing frosty black metal dying in a blizzard!

    https://quarterlifewritings.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/200-13.gif

    • CyberneticOrganism

      That’s a penis

      • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016

        A grim and frostbitten phallus.

        • CyberneticOrganism

          A clouded frost spire

          • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016
          • CyberneticOrganism

            *ahem* No anime

          • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016

            Sorry to break it to ya, it’s an American show (Bee And PuppyBear) and definitely NOT anime! I think you had an anime related Freudian Slip! 😉

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Ah, it all looks the same to me now. The more contact I have with cartoons, the more I learn.

          • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016

            Or you just have anime on the brain. Don’t fight it, just give in to pleasure!

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Negative.

  • Vote for Jeb

    This is the best edition we’ve had in a long time. Well done folks. Double points for no Dissection.

    • Stanley

      Can you update my link, Dubs? Real link is below in the comments.

    • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016

      Damn, I was going to submit a Dissection song, but I figured that low hanging fruit would’ve been submitted at least 3-4 times.

      • Kinda like how mum keeps telling me, “ask the prettiest girl out, everyone assumes shes taken.” And I keep telling her “NO, IM GAY!”

  • tigeraid

    Oh mutherfucker, that Foreigner tune. Mutherfucker. We’re all doomed.

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      I do love them but I’m not a fan of the current vocalist. I do love the rest of them though. They rule live from what I’ve heard.

    • Lacertilian

      How’s it taste motherfucker? Dave Chappelle – Samuel L Jackson Beer – how’s it taste – YouTube

  • BEARD-SPLITTER

    Is next week a free-for-all, then?

  • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016

    Wanted to submit this one as well, but it was between this and Forest Stream.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fez6YSZoKZ0

  • KJM, Shake Zula

    Lacertilian don’t need no instructions to know how to Rock!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3dfGv7cD7o

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      He’s the only option in my book.

      • Sir Tapir The Based

        You have a bad book.

        • Janitor Jim Duggan

          It may be bad but it’s my opinion.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            “Blue Morning” and “Long Way From Home” are decent songs.

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            *cough* Hot Blooded *cough*

  • 365chaosriddendays
    • ME GORAK B.C.™

      RANDOM EMPEROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      https://youtu.be/6YMXPBMr7No

      • 365chaosriddendays

        Random Emperor, killer pick!

    • 365chaosriddendays
      • 365chaosriddendays

        Frostbitten for eternity, winter brothers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqwF2wtKmAc

      • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016

        I’m amazed that no one submitted this obvious pick:

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ziAsMTs9sg

        • 365chaosriddendays

          Me too, good song by the way!

          • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016

            Or ‘Sons Of Winter And Stars’.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER
          • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016
          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I love Savatage’s version of this as well.

          • more beer

            I spent a night drinking with with Jon Olivia. At a Motorhead show at 7 Willow Street in Port Chester in 98. It was a pretty fun night.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            They performed a venue that held 350 people in 1998? I know the place closed permanently in 1999 thanks to Google.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            They played for about that many people when I saw them in 1987.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            How did they perform for so few people? They performed the Civic Center in my area in 1987 and that place holds 2,500 people.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Perhaps they only played to 1/2 the house. They were not that popular of a band.

          • 365chaosriddendays

            Epic winter coldness and magic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMbFu457jGs

          • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016

            Hopefully ‘Time II’ comes out sometime in our lifetimes. The way the singer/guitarist is going about things, though, I’m beginning to think (1). He’s already blown his NB advance money, (2). it’ll never happen, considering his ridiculous demands for a crowdfunded studio of his own.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            I really didnt think Time I was all that great. Poor, in fact, compared to s/t.

          • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016

            I liked it, but 10 years for a fucking EP?!?!

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            I dont think Time I is considered an EP

          • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016

            Just going by the rather short length of the entire thing.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            Thats fair, the thing is 50% interlude, so its about 20mins of musical diarrhea

    • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016
  • BEARD-SPLITTER

    Meant to select a riff from one of my fav BM albums
    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RWUr3JWi9ZM

  • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016
  • Elizabeth Short

    This is incredibly unfair. All of this is crushing (I’ll even give 3 millimeters of blood and foreigner a pass), but Windir wins. Not just because of horrible viking death, but because Windir were fucking amazing and I miss them. Thanks for pullin’ on the heartstrings.

  • People coming out in force with riffs today…

    • Boss the “Philthy Animal” Ross

      No shit, last week we had 7 now we have 70.

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Only Lacertilian wins.

  • Count_Breznak
  • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

    A vote for Nudj-Ent! Though triffic stuff all round. My flesh is flying in red icicles from my bones!

  • Dave Vincent’s Perm

    Winter- Eternal Frost

  • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016
  • Eliza

    These riffs are so frosty I’m starting to feel cold underneath my blanket.

  • Boss the “Philthy Animal” Ross

    Afterwards.

  • Boss the “Philthy Animal” Ross

    Let us not forget the coldest artist ever.

    https://youtu.be/NkEcNmBPlVg

  • CyberneticOrganism

    MVTHVR SHVBVBV +1

    God that documentary is entertaining

  • CyberneticOrganism
    • Boss the “Philthy Animal” Ross

      Icy.

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Just found out that Skynyrd did a live album where they performed the first two albums in full. I’d buy it even though the only member in the band from the 70’s is Gary Rossington. The rest of them are dead except for Artimus Pyle and Ed King. They still do a good Freebird though.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb9gIm6KQR8

  • Max

    Ha ha – I wonder if Lacertillian’s gonna win this? I sure voted for Foreigner. It is a relatively “chilly”-sounding song by AOR radio standards, and you have to admire taking such a left-hook approach to the expected onslaught of tr00 Arctic grimness.

    • Lacertilian

      I’m a dickhead, nothing admirable. Masterlord did it on the stoner RoTW by submitting Creed’s “Higher”, this is his comeuppance.

      • I deserve this.

        • Lacertilian

          My cold-blood pumping heart agrees.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            Have my vote. To victory!

          • Lacertilian

            Hey @disqus_tQGvq7i64T:disqus, I was just saying to @lmd666:disqus that as a kid I remembered this super dated ad, it was ingrained into my mind before I heard the original song, so when I heard where it came from, it just sounded wrong. Marketing is the worst.
            They’re not even advertising a specific product, just cans in general, weird. Ren and Stimpy’s ‘Log’ commericals brought to reality.
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mFmP-78f1Q

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            I could only find this Max

            https://youtu.be/MszuCHn0k-A

        • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016

  • JWEG

    I declared once many editions of ROTW ago that I’d always vote 3IOB. Now that they’re ‘no more’ I feel there’s extra importance to that vote. I’m a little shocked I didn’t think of it myself considering I spent the day last Saturday listening to 3IOB riffs, anyway.

    Actually, had I submitted one this is what I had been thinking of:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-hVPajQe5A

  • ME GORAK B.C.™
  • Waynecro

    It was really, really difficult to make a decision this week. Hell, just picking a riff to submit was difficult. Despite submitting Nokturnal Mortum (which I stand by), I spent all morning listening to Panopticon while I was doing yard work. Also, I cut down a bunch of shit with a machete. That was pretty sweet.

    • BEARD-SPLITTER

      That new panopticon is the jam. His whole catalogue is beast.

      America >>>>

      • Waynecro

        America: Fuck yeah!

        • BEARD-SPLITTER

          Im tellin ya, American/Canadian BM is the new second wave (ie third wave). Only France really gets down like that.

          • Waynecro

            I’m just thankful that so much quality music exists. I listen to music about 85 percent of the day. I’d hate to run out.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            If im working, its talk radio. If im home its games + music or shows.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Nope.

    • Lacertilian

      Pictured: Waynecro.
      http://i.imgur.com/ReeellZ.jpg

      • Waynecro

        Some kid on Xbox Live won’t stop singing Mexican pop music.

        • Lacertilian

          Link will slay that young malandro, call 1800 1/2ELF

          • Waynecro

            He/she has been at it for quite some time. The kid’s clan name includes “jaja.”

          • Lacertilian

            jajajajajajaja

    • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016

      Just do the right thing, and vote for me! 😉
      I kinda put a bit of a burden on myself, since I’m pretty sure my submission is definitely the longest one on here. Short and popular tends to win the votes, but I’m a rebel like dat!

  • KJM, Shake Zula

    Ash Vs Evil Dead continues to be awesome. Message ends.

    • BEARD-SPLITTER

      I wanna watch. I havent read too much ab it

      • KJM, Shake Zula

        It’s literally a long form sequel to Evil Dead II. If you like those movies, you’ll love the show. It’s only 30 minutes per ep so they don’t waste time with bs.

        • BEARD-SPLITTER

          Is it live action?

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Yep.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            With Bruce?

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            You know it.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            It wouldn’t be Evil Dead without The King.

          • Count_Breznak

            Hail to the chin baby.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            The Ultimate Chin.

          • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016

            That would be the late great Robert Z’Dar.

          • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016

            RIP, Maniac Cop’s Majestic Chin. the only one that gave Bruce a run for his money.

            http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-eg-nX_HAC2c/VSRyyaPPC8I/AAAAAAAADFc/YkFZdjyG3ag/s1600/Maniac%2BCop%2B1.png

        • more beer

          I think it is more of a long sequel to Army of Darkness. Which was more in line with the series.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            I would say that too, but he hasn’t really mentioned that part of his experience yet. They just jumped from the events of Evil Dead II right into present day.

          • more beer

            It is just more comedic like Army of Darkness.

    • tigeraid

      I prefer to watch it immediately following The Walking Dead. So that a) we can watch how a real man deals with zombies and b) to lift myself from the depressive, suicidal malaise that is watching TWD.

      • KJM, Shake Zula

        Ash is dealing with True Undead. TWD’s walkers are just a side effect of a virus. Ash easily has the tougher job. Imagine if that herd of Walkers in the current season were True Undead. Alexandria, Rick & the gang, and pretty much the entire world would be fucked.

  • Hot Supreme Naked Chicken 2016

    And some icy, sorta grim shoegazy black metal (without it falling into the ever dreaded post-black nonsense):

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPWc0dFsNIM

  • Lacertilian

    Bestest Nipple got the Lizard vote this week, close competition from Masterlord, Veggelampe and The Nuge.

  • ┼yree

    Stanley gets my vote.

  • tigeraid

    So, wait… Sorry… Do we have a theme for next week’s yet? Do you update this post WITH the them when you come up with it? I think that’s how I missed a week there a while back…

    • Boss the “Philthy Animal” Ross

      Last time that there wasnt a theme, it read the same as above, so we can assume no theme next week.