RIFF OV THE WEEK: 11/29/14

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It’s time for Riff ov the Week. Click through to hear me complain about last weeks results just because I didn’t win, crank this week’s riffage, and learn about what we’re doing next week.

Last week, your worthy contenders fought with might, but were ultimately crushed under the clichéd foot of the Paul McCartney of start/stop riffs: Decapitated’s “Spheres of Madness.” Congratulations to MoshOff and Lacertilian22, I GUESS. W. trailed only two votes behind with “Vacant Planets.”

results

My pick clearly didn’t get me anywhere close to the undisputed win I’ve been striving for since I started this goddamn series, but it did yield these, which I hold in even higher regard:


medal 2


Bite my glorious golden ass.

 

BUSINESS:

  • For next Riff ov the Week, we’re not doing riffs at all. We’re taking some cues from last week’s Whiff o’ the Week and doing screams. Screams, growls, snarls, yelps, gurgles, wails, howls, roars, whatever. Pick one of your favorites, and send it in!
  • Send your submission to toiletovhell@gmail.com.
  • If you have great ideas for a theme, let me know. I will also accept good ideas and decent ideas.
  • Stop cutting your hair and stop showering.

 

Masterlord Steel Dragon

When the mind-ripping feedback and bubbling, black guitar slime harden into a semisolid groove, we get one of the few moments in Teitanblood’s souldestroying Death somewhat comparable to a traditional riff. Bang your head, scowl and stare off into nothing, touch yourself on the butt, I don’t care. Do whatever it is you do when you hear a killer riff, then vote for this without listening to the rest of the entries. Start it at around 9 minutes in.

 

Stockhausen

I sang the praises of Baring Teeth’s new album earlier this week in a review, and now I’m going to unleash them in the Riff ov the Week. Don’t like it? Don’t care (please care, though). The first 38 or so seconds of the title track, “Ghost Chorus Among Old Ruins,” contain some nasty, nasty riffage that tumbles around in a whirlwind of dissonant fury while cleverly recalling the introductory riff from “Mountain,” an earlier track on the album. If the first couple minutes of this song doesn’t make you want to mosh with a barbed-wire fence that’s on fire, but somehow the fire is cold, and it’s also in a tornado, and also that tornado is in a volcano, we need to talk about your priorities in life.

 

Brock Samson

The new album from one man DSBM project Infestus is in serious contention for my album of the year.  Check out the multiple riffs layered on top of each other starting at 3:03, but I highly recommend checking out the song as a whole.

 

Jack Bauer

Exmortus’s cover of Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata is one giant fucking glorious riff of a song and you should worship it.

 

Lacertilian22

Since it’s release around a year ago this album has quickly become my go-to instrumental metal album. If you haven’t heard it, Tempel manage to combine elements of many metal styles to form an atmospheric metallic-beast, laden with black doom. While this riff forms part of the central motif for this track and returns throughout in various alterations, I chose it’s first appearance in the hope that you listen to the rest of the song. Riff @ 0:50.

 

Guacamole Jim

The beginning of this song is exactly what I want out of a riff: simple, heavy, and it makes me want to punch people in the face. This riff is why downtuning is awesome.

 

Howard Dean

Many a neophyte to black metal has asked “what’s so special about Burzum?” I admit, it’s a bitter initial taste. Varg’s howl, the intentional underproduction, and the monstrous ambient tracks—Burzum offers up a slew of unpalatable things to a newbie who just fell in love with the grandeur of Emperor or the accessible rocking riffs of Immortal. But why do people listen to Burzum? Is it just the infamy of the man making the tunes? Are these fans just delusional, psychopathic militiamen with a penchant for Nordic metal? Does the music actually have substance? Varg Vikernes—for all of his faults—knew how to write engaging, mesmerizing, and soulful metal chock full of emotion. The man could write a guitar riff, and his music conjured atmosphere in rolling, miasmic waves. Riff(s) start at 2:57.

 

George Lynch

The riff starts at 5:08. Flush the haters.

 

Link D. Leonhart V

Most of you can probably say that the new At the Gates album is a flushable record. But most of us who listened very closely can definitively state that “The Circular Ruins” is a massive wall of stone. It’s just a very compact and well composed song. The two main riffs circle around the base like a snake trying to suffocate his pray in a perfect dance. The bass, along with the drums, dictates the road, while the harmonized guitars cut and slice into the pounding rhythm with menace. The entire band serves well their purpose, and Tompa reminds us that we are just “Adams of dust in a parasitic Void” (quoting Mr. Jorge Luis Borges).


This poll is closed! Poll activity:
start_date 28-11-2014 23:26:58
end_date 30-11-2014 08:59:59
Poll Results:
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  • KJM

    You want riffz, we give you riffz.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1_yUbjfGB0

  • KJM

    And I’m STILL waiting for my goddamned Banana sticker.

  • Howard Dean

    Masterlord should mop the floor this week.

    • Tom Waits For Better Days

      It’s devastating as hell. But I go with Burzum, I’ve always had a sweet spot for those early Vikerness riffs.

      • Howard Dean

        Byah! Thank you kindly. Varg was a master riffmaker.

    • Aww, we voted for each other. HOWARD DEAN ’16!

      • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

        Rick Wakeman for president! He could drive those ISIS terrorists out of Iraq with his epic keyboard playing and then he could send the military to kill them! Plus, no one would fuck with Rick Wakeman if he was president. Wakeman 2016!

  • KJM

    This week, Da Guac brings Da Rock.

  • I want a sticker : /

    • Hubert, Goat ov Doom (and Void

      ..

      • Edward #RIPNEGROD

        I’d like to see 50 upvotes on this by day’s end.

      • I am laughing like a moron right now

      • KJM

        Awesome.

      • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

        I want one of these!

        • Xan

          Here:

          • KJM

            Awesome.

      • KJM

        Almost 24 hours later and I’m still laughing at this, fucking genius.

      • you won a sack of internet, bro!! jajajajaja

  • Edward #RIPNEGROD
    • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple
      • Edward #RIPNEGROD

        Goo? I can check out a little of this after work this evening, looks pretty grimy lol

        • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

          Haha I wouldn’t be in too much of a rush to hear it. Some random HNW I stumbled across.
          VOOO000OOOOOOO000OIIIIIIIIIIDDDDD……..

          • Edward #RIPNEGROD

            Our pal “C” and I were discussing the merits of HNW (again) and he told me there were several “great” HNW records released this year. I responded with “can a HNW album truly be considered great”? He said “yeah, if you’re into HNW”. Something for us all to consider and wrap our minds around I think.

  • Xan

    I’m going to go with Lacertilian22 this week. Masterlord Comes in a very close second.

    • Edward #RIPNEGROD

      I’m pretty sure I’m gonna roll with our pal Stocky, for being so chic and relevant.

  • Xan

    Nothing like a little Blind Guardian in the morning, though I’ve found Cryptopsy also works: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga-q0F7oWnU

  • Tom Waits For Better Days

    No honor is greater than the Link’s medal of respect!

  • Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo

    I didn’t really like any of those riffs so I’ll post some Conan
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBlW-618wss

  • DeadButtDreaming

    Guys, am I doing this right? I found a really cool rocker guy. Check him out!

    http://youtu.be/39DENARnUtM

    • KJM

      Pretty good, I think this band will go somewhere.

    • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

      I’m amazed he hasn’t gotten bigger yet. I found a few of his albums in a bargain section at Barnes & Noble.

      • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

        I heard he got out of the biz and sells mattresses at Sleepies in San Berdino now….

    • B00mhauer

      Every time I spin my Electric Ladyland 12″ I feel like I’m made out of marijuaners.

    • JWG

      Exceptional find. This kind of reminds me of these guys:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkELExkrvRs

      • Simon PhoenixKing

        You are literally the only other person who knows about these guys.

        Set me freeee.

    • This guy totally ripped off Fred Durst’s guitar style!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MI-_jWAmlE

  • Hubert, Goat ov Doom (and Void

    k. Note that I only listened to every riff here once.
    Teitenblood: That’s a really meaty riff, good choice. A great riff to end a long track like that one. BYAH!
    Baring Teeth: GCaoR will definitely be on my years end list, and this riff is a perfect example of Baring Teeth’s skill at writing great SKRONKS. Best riff on the album is still on ‘Mountain’ though. BYAH!
    Infestus: good riff, will check this band out. SMALL BYAH!
    Exmortus: Meh *FLUSH*
    Tempel: Decent, if a bit unoriginal, song is good though.
    Mnemic: Makes me want to punch people in the face, but only slightly. *minimal flush*
    Burzum: Really morose riff, this is really, really good. BYAH!
    Humanity’s last Breath: A good deathcore riff is a good deathcore riff BYAH!
    At The Gates: At the Gates is a mediocre melodeath band, that includes Slaughter of the Soul. *FLUSH*.

    Winner: BURZUM! Congrats Howard, you earn nothing, but know that there is a goat who agrees with you.

    • “Meaty” is the perfect word to describe that Teitanblood album.

      • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

        You think that album is meaty? This one song has more meat than that album and it’s a half an hour’s amount of meaty riffs! Leslie West is so underrated!

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWfFZ3oPdjA

        • pls tame your prog priapism.

        • Simon PhoenixKing

          I love Mountain to death. But apples and oranges man.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            Mountain fucking rules. It’s a shame they are so underrated.

    • Edward #RIPNEGROD

      Getting a Goat of Void to agree with you and sing your praises is earning something.

    • Stockhausen

      The riff from Mountain is in the riff I chose! That’s why it’s so awesome! BYAAAAAH.

  • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

    Howard for the win. Varg is an absolutely despicable cvnt of a human being, but he really did create some of the most mesmerizing and haunting black metal with the first few albums. My favorite Burzum riff would have to be this classic, which starts around the 2:46 mark.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6Nw_V0Jv6Q&list=RDW6Nw_V0Jv6Q#t=25

    • Tom Waits For Better Days

      I do personally enjoy his later albums and find enjoyable moments on all of his full-ambient albums too.

    • Howard Dean

      Great riff and a masterpiece of an album. Varg’s first four albums are nearly perfect.

    • I agree, sadly. Still wouldn’t be sad if he were thrown screaming out of a helicopter with another one underneath.

    • CONANtheMomsenFuckingKING

      I have never listened to his music and never will just as i will never watch conan 3d or crystal skull. Pierre cachet is so pathetic i just can’t have even the slightest respect for him. For a person who is so loyal to his white race why did he kill euronymous ? Was there anyone more of vargs kind than him. Certainly not. The murder did him no real good, euronymous became an instant black metal icon of godlike proportions and varg faded into the fog of pouting about his lot in life and sharing the coloring books of the racial cleansers he found in prison, who else was he going to find ? He could have been a maverick and stuck to his satanic beliefs, and you know what i and a lot of others would have respected him a lot more. No, he fucked himself royally, and it’s all his fault. Every miserable event in his cowardly life can only be laid at his own doorstep.

    • Tyree

      FUCK YES!

  • BLVCKBEVRD’S HOLIDVY ELIXXR

    Pffft I think screams for RotW was my idea~~! Anyways, this one wasn’t quite the barnburner last week’s was. Basically came down to a choice between the Baring Teeth, Tempel, and Exmortus tracks. Haven’t decided yet.

    • Edward #RIPNEGROD

      BB you should be happy to know I already submitted my entry for next week’s contest… and it is a doozy.

      • Ditto

        • Edward #RIPNEGROD

          JB would it be safe to assume you submitted a tech death masterpiece?

      • BLVCKBEVRD’S HOLIDVY ELIXXR

        Looking forward to the trillness

      • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

        I’ve been trying to find a good scream but I’ve been trying to find one that wouldn’t be obvious. I have a few choices that i’ll have to narrow down.

  • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

    Damnit, I forgot to submit my riff! Oh well, here it is in all its glory.

    This riff is one of the best organ riffs I have ever heard. Rick Wakeman plays a riff that turns into a solo that is one of the best of his career. It starts at 1:23 and goes until 7:47. It’s a long riff but it’s worth the investment of time.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XIw17o3Ids

    • KJM

      Did you enjoy my cover version of “Who Killed Cock Robin”? I’m more pleased with it than I probably should be.

      • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

        I haven’t heard it yet. I’ll have to listen to it.

        • KJM

          I posted 2 more verses on that thread.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            That is turning into a good poem. You should keep expanding on it.

          • KJM

            “I shouted out ‘Who killed DanielP?’ When after all, it was you and me…”

            In case you didn’t know, I stole the idea from this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_Robin

  • VV.

    I demand a recount.

  • Akercocke ov Steele

    Stocky, I think I need some talking to about life priorities.

    • Tom Waits For Better Days

      I think I ought to take as my quest in life to find a riff that makes me want to do that.

  • Death

    As a person Varg is a twit, but he did make good stuff. Not really a fan of his ambient albums.

    • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

      Did you see my Riff Ov The Week yet? It’s so good! It’s below and you should all vote for it.

    • CONANtheMomsenFuckingKING

      he is scum. and i will not support him , not one penny would i give him. If he were drowning i would throw him an anchor. His music is a footnote, praised now because he was a murderer and an arsonist. Its the same reason people pay big money for john wayne gacy paintings. They are all shit pieces of art but it is a connection to a famous person. Varg is famous, a famous piece of shit and people like to go against the grain and pretend his music is good to be edgy. I call bullshit.

      • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

        I agree 110% that Varg is a despicable, loathsome, murderous, arsonist, Nazi, asshat, cvnting fuckhead. His selfish criminal acts as a paranoid, racist, arsonist, anarchist, and murderer did arguably place undue spotlight on his own material versus other artists in the scene at that time. That being said, I must disagree with the notion that all of his music is to be automatically dismissed due to his selfish criminal actions and ignorant, racist beliefs. The albums ‘Hvis lyset tar oss’ and ‘Filosofem’ subjectively feature some of the best black metal recorded during the second wave, and is highly influential to the genre.
        Still, for real though, fuck Varg. Flush that Nazi piece of shit down the dirtiest, smelliest, filthiest, most bacteria-infested Toilet ever. The Void is too good for him.

        • KJM

          Agreed, I do my best to separate a person’s views from their work but Varg makes it very difficult to do so. Fortunately I’m not really much of a Black Metal person aside from the 80s classics.

      • Death

        When I first heard Burzum I had no idea about Varg’s deeds. He made good music that has been influential in black metal. He’s an asshole, but his music isn’t a place where he brings out his ideology (correct me if I’m wrong about this, I don’t understand the language in which his lyrics are written).

        • CONANtheMomsenFuckingKING

          Since everyone seems to love burzum and i have never listened to it it may appear i am in the wrong. But in a month of sundays there is no goddamn way that varg was a superior musician across the board than euronymous.

          • Death

            I prefer Varg’s music over Euronymous’

          • CONANtheMomsenFuckingKING

            varg was like the cobain of the black metal scene. Euronymous was too “metal” for him so he made burzum albums that were more basic and trendy , leaving the true metal fans the purity of euronymous. So yes, varg did play his cards smartly at the beginning.

          • Death

            Conan, sometimes your comments baffle me.

          • CONANtheMomsenFuckingKING

            it’s because this one kind of makes sense , doesn’t it.

          • Death

            You have all these true metal conspiracy theories.

          • CONANtheMomsenFuckingKING

            mine would go ” who was the second lamp assassin behind the burgundy couch at euronymous’ home that night ?”

          • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

            Euronymous was a great guitar player who wrote some of the coldest and evilest riffs in metal on Mayhem’s eponymous album De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas. In the spirit of objectivity, it should be noted that in the 2-3 years prior to his murder, Euronymous was apparently a bit of a douchebag himself according to most that knew him. He constantly bullied Dead both verbally and physically while they were living in the cabin they shared, he took the infamous photos of Dead’s gruesome corpse and attempted to use the suicide for publicity and personal gain promoting his band, ripped off clients of his Deathlike Silence Productions, and he became an arrogant megalomaniac who believed that only he himself was the “trve” personification of black metal. He himself made several death threats to other individuals and he often gave ominous, threatening statements to the press.
            Still, he didn’t deserve to be stabbed 23 times. No one should be murdered in cold blood like that. I’m just saying that even though he deserves respect for establishing the 2nd Wave and writing DMDS, and though his murder was indeed tragic and should have never happened, the guy was still kind of an asshole tbh. I may be wrong, but Varg wasn’t the only enemy he had.

          • CONANtheMomsenFuckingKING

            The whole scene seemed to be populated by a lot of mean spirited people who although they did make some genre defining music were all quite a bunch of assholes, to put it lightly.

  • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

    The blood I bleed must be black indeed,
    speak the Devil in my time of need…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOU-lmsh93s

    • Leif Bearikson

      Probably my favorite from High on Fire. Now THAT’S a fucking riff

  • Tom Waits For Better Days

    Only now do I see, there is no Joe nor is there W(ee)

    • We both got too busy. It looks like that was the case with a lot of folks this week. Not too many entries.

      • Tom Waits For Better Days

        I see… I find the lack of riffs in this post disturbing.

  • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple
  • Gvacamole Jim

    I voted for me. I fucking love that riff that I posted.

  • Gvacamole Jim

    I’m still waiting for zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz to show up on one of these and tell us to listen to them all at full volume.

    • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      haha….so far i have checked out the temple one—and am on the exmortus one—
      many cool sound pictures–in beethoven—-fuel for the future

      someone posted that “gathering of the pure” vid–yesterday—which came off as a lo fi animated movie—that combined with music of darkness
      seems like a tip of the iceberg—for something greater in the future

      also that ghost chorus one is pretty good—also that symbol is pretty trippy—cuz it shows an 8 sided star “situation”—-that is applied to an upward pointing “will”(the triangle embedded on the star—with the “choice” of a straight line imposed on the “perfect” star–by outside will

      of course–it shows an upside down star at the root of will—a flawless representation of darkness—an a “perfect” symmetrical society

      someday –on the computer—someone is gonna slay the world–with a limitless black metal–animated “movie”—new “forbidden” themes–at the edge of human consciousness

  • Some good old fashioned, brutal technical death metal from Iceland, just like grandma used to make! And the drummer is a fucking toilet-dwelling Void demon!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9UKNe7crp0

  • BLVCKBEVRD’S HOLIDVY ELIXXR

    anyone else taken a gander at this:
    http://youtu.be/k5kfP5htN8I

  • FINALLY!!! I’ve finished cataloging my vinyl…only took about two months.

  • initial thoughts: lolbuttz @disqus_77PBSiK8Ug:disqus

  • http://www.funnytvseries.com/wp-content/uploads/Game-of-Thrones-funny-gif-images-sausage.gif

    I felt like I had to use this at some point or other during the day.

    • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

      That made me laugh.

      • And found this one last night. Figure this would be up your alley!

        http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1585981/brutus-the-barber-beefcake-o.gif

        • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

          He always made me laugh with the insane amount of gimmicks he had. That was the best of his gimmicks while The Disciple and The Booty Man were in my opinion his worst gimmicks. He should not have been in the nWo as such a generic gimmick as The Disciple.

          • Worst moment I think I ever saw in wrestling, and people actually paid beforehand to see this championship bout on PPV:

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhS4ZDnRqJQ

            Needless to say WCW made many many fatal mistakes.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            You never saw the Hogan-Warrior rematch at Halloween Havoc 1998? That was the worst rematch I’ve ever seen and one of the worst matches ever.

          • I’ll youtube that one in a few.

          • KJM

            Ah, the infamous “finger poke of doom”.

          • That’s what my ex called it too…..oops, wrong scenario!

          • Funny thing was that they were accidentally promoting the whole WWE championship match PPV that night. The results cut into the WCW signal right after the finger poke.

          • KJM

            The last few years of WCW were one giant clusterfuck.

            “Yeah, that’ll put butts in seats…”

          • KJM

            Right now I’m watching Perry Saturn talk about how much dope him and Raven used to do.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            Didn’t Perry Saturn become homeless because of his addictions? I read that somewhere and it startled me like the time I read Justin Credible worked at Olive Garden for a while after ECW shut down.

          • KJM

            Yes he did and, to his credit, Raven helped him get clean and get back on his feet.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            I’m proud of Raven for doing that. Raven is extremely underrated in my opinion and he should become head of creative for TNA. TNA is looking for the head of creative and either him or Matt Hardy should do it because they are both geniuses when it comes to the business. Raven is an actual genius so that also makes sense for him to do it.

          • CONANtheMomsenFuckingKING

            Thats about the only thing that would get me excited about following wrestling again. A raven return in any form, i know he can’t fight anymore but just start a stable or something. Last time i saw him he had some kind of clockwork orange inspired schtick in tna which was very poor. I have watched so many videos of him on youtube telling jokes and being funny it might be hard to accept him going back into the raven character.

          • KJM

            Check out Bray Wyatt if you haven’t already. If you enjoy dark characters like Raven & Jake The Snake, you will love Bray Wyatt. He’s one of the best talkers I’ve ever seen.

          • KJM

            “I don’t have a drug problem. I have drugs.” – Perry Saturn

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            That’s depressing. I was a fan of his when he was in The Flock and also his Moppy gimmick.

          • KJM

            Now I’m watching Shane Douglas tear the pharmaceutical industry a new one over Oxycontin. He says how stupid it is that cops go after pot dealers but leave Oxy manufacturers alone.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            I’m watching something about Raven talking about the ECW crucifixion and Kurt Angle’s reaction. Did you hear what Sunny is doing now?

          • KJM

            Yeah, posing in bed with desperate fans for $100 a pop.

          • From what I read, Perry Saturn was nearly crippled after getting shot trying to prevent a woman from being raped.

          • CONANtheMomsenFuckingKING

            If that is the case i admire him more than ever. Thats a true hero in my book.

          • KJM

            100% true. He’s a genuine hero.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            I’m proud of him for that and now my respect for him shot through the roof.

          • JohnnyTrickleDownCrunchyTacoRi

            I had to google Perry Saturn, I know now why I didn’t know him as I probably grew out of wrestling by 1990 when he debuted

    • KJM

      April can’t arrive quickly enough.

    • JohnnyTrickleDownCrunchyTacoRi

      Winter might be coming but Theon ain’t

      • KJM

        BAZINGA!!

  • my son @Lacertilian:disqus is taking home a McNulty vote today. and i now dislike At War with Reality just a little less, knowing that it has one @linkleonhart:disqus’s approval.

    • Lacertilian

      Cheers
      *raises whiskey*

    • I know that the record has it’s flaws.. But you can’t go wrong with those mammoth lyrical references…

  • old_man_doom

    That Infestus track is void as fvck. You’ve got my fvcking vote.

  • JohnnyTrickleDownCrunchyTacoRi

    Where’s my riff?

  • BLVCKBEVRD’S HOLIDVY ELIXXR

    My poor kitty Big Fuzz has yet another bad UTI. Peeing blood everywhere. Worried about my kitty/1000

    • KJM

      Damn, I hope he/she gets better. I’m a cat person so I know what you’re dealing with.

      • BLVCKBEVRD’S HOLIDVY ELIXXR

        thanks kj. this happened once at the beginning of the year and antibiotics made her all better, so i’ll keep you posted.

        • KJM

          I’m sure it will work this time too. Fingers crossed.

  • Stockhausen

    It was a bloody battle between Tempel and Teitenblood, but I had to go with the Masterlord. I love that Tempel album though.

    • Lacertilian

      I honestly wouldn’t even care if Tempel’s next release resembled a carbon-copy of this album.
      The cover-art suits it so well too.

  • Scrimm

    HD for the win!

  • …Ellipsis…

    @Stockhausen:disqus video is down.

  • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

    Agreed Link, love the album! You got my vote!

  • Tyree

    Teitanblood >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  • My vote goes up for the lizard friend Lacertilian22 and his pick from Tempel. Now, that’s a riff!!

    • Lacertilian

      The whole album rips Link!
      Have you heard it?
      I bought it for around $20 delivered from the USA to Australia, I’m sure delivery would be cheaper to The Zuela.

      • Only heared the song you posted. Need to find it 🙂

        Every transaction here with $ is very expensive because economic reasons, so I’ll pass of bought it D:

  • Simon PhoenixKing

    If I hadn’t been such a lifelover this week and a half, I would’ve voted for Masta Lord. Teitanblood have done the seemingly impossible and made a signature sound of their own out of bestial metal.