Riff of the Week: 3/26/2016

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Welcome to Riff of the Week, my friends, where we gather together to listen to 2-3 good riffs and usually a lot of bad ones and then vote for mostly the bad ones.

Before we get to the riffs, we gotta talk about next week. I had a really good idea for a theme, but then I forgot about it. It’s gone and it’s never coming back. So I’m going to think of another one right now. Uhhhh…

Uhh. Your song has to have the word “fire” in it. That shouldn’t be too difficult, right? Get to it. Send your riffs to toiletovhellriff@gmail.com. Include your name, a link to the riff, the time of the riff, and an explanation for why you chose such a probably bad riff.

Here we go, then.

 

Masterlord

Honestly how can you not vote for this I just don’t understand who are you people I don’t get it why what is wrong with you I give up please just end me

 

Stanley

Taake has riffs coming out of his ears, nose, mouth, butt and MEATUS. This is known. Often progressive, but always black, they are the kind of frosted riffs that should only be listened to inside an igloo. If you don’t have one handy, you can always climb inside your freezer. Riff starts at 4:25. (Note. This version of the song comes of the Kveld EP. I’m not normally a big fan of re-recordings, but he changed the end of the song slightly for the EP and added a sweet, sweet SOLO. You gotta hear it).

 

Eliza

I just love the opening riff to this song.

 

Jack Bauer

The riff that starts around 1:33 is awesome and you should vote for me ’cause I chose it.

 

Boss the Ross

I’ve been listening to Ranger damn near every day since Stanley submitted them for Solo ov the Year. Their Knights of Darkness EP will punch you in the gut, kick you in the balls and melt your face off in a barrage of relentlessly ferocious Heavy Metal. Everything about it slays. “Touch of Death” kicks off with a killer riff which gives way to one of the greatest falsetto screams that I have ever heard. The main riff kicks in at 0:25 and continues until 0:42 and it repeats itself throughout the song. BASK IN THE METAL!

 

Ted Nü-Djent

These dudes write riffs that put me in a trance. Very dangerous thing to happen when driving on the freeway on my way to work, but well worth the risk. 1.53 is where it kicks in. The bass in the lead up is fucking lush too so give that a burl if you’ve got the time.

 

Dave

A beastly riff from the new rotten sound (kicks in at 0:35).

 

Waynecro

I guess dicks are the opposition, because the riff at 4:45 destroys them.

 

Tigeraid

I honestly cannot remember who turned me onto this album, but damned if it isn’t kicking my ass. An interesting fusion of progressive metal similar to (old, good) Dream Theater with some really unique, alternating gutteral and soaring vocals and even what sometimes feels a bit like deathcore elements. The opening track, “From Darkness Until Dawn” opens with this killer riff, which continues to thread itself through the tune, most notably again about 1:13 in. Dig it.

 

Lacertilian

tr8r

 

Gorak

CLASSIC SLAYER ROCKS!!! RIFF AT 2:27!!!

 

Vegglampe

With the release of 1985 I needed to remind me of why I should still be excited for the new album. 25:29 Shows they should let Maciek sing a lot more, plus not to be Thin Lizzy with growls.

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  • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

    Good morning Toileteers! A nice batch of riffs today. It will take some serious deliberation to decide the victor. Excellent work!

  • UNCLE BLACKBEARD

    goddamnit, someones gonna take my FIRE riff

    • UNCLE BLACKBEARD

      also, i vote BlackStan for the Taake pick

    • Sir Tapir The Based

      You’re sending Through The Fire And Flames, aren’t you?

      • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

        NO

        • Sir Tapir The Based

          It’s something he would send.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        You think that’s bad? Just wait and see mine.

        • Sir Tapir The Based
          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            NO FAMILY GUY!

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            That’s from South Park, you fucking goof.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            It still counts.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Not from Family Guy, it’s not Family Guy, doesn’t count.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            It was from a South Park episode about Family Guy.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            It was a SOUTH PARK episode.

        • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

          If it’s as bad as Bat Out of Hell, I think I’ll just skip going to the Toilet next Saturday…

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Actually if you’re a fan of Ritchie Blackmore you may like it.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            You submitted Blackmore’s Night? *breaks off a turkey leg and plucks my lute*

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L72e7OgW5j8

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            No. I picked something I already posted which David Coverdale sang.

          • hey KJU, Electric Six has a few songs with “Fire” in the title!

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Indeed they do, but I’ve submitted their songs before. That’s officially retired on my end, so that’s all you now.

          • one time a person responded to you with “Electric Six sucks” and @joethrashnkill:disqus gave it an upvote 🙁

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            That was Tapir, unsurprisingly.

          • let’s get him. dodgeball or red rover?

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Make him bllllllllleeeeeeeedddddd!!!!!!

            http://i.imgur.com/8rWSPVW.gif

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            I’m fookin ready m8.

      • UNCLE BLACKBEARD

        no, but my pick will most certainly be of the low hanging fruit variety

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      My riff will Burn all other riffs to the ground.

      • Sir Tapir The Based

        Nope.

        • Janitor Jim Duggan

          It sure will!

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            It sure won’t!

  • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

    I was going to vote Taake…until Dying Fetus came along.

    • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

      Many dicks will be crushed this day.

      • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

        I think Waynecro deserves my vote just for that sentence.

        • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

          I think he wins for best description this week.

      • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

        After being chomped off.

    • Stanley

      You’ve made a BIG mistake.

      • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

        I haven’t voted yet. I’m still going back and forth.

  • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

    Dammit, I sent the wrong link with my riff!!!
    It is supposed to be this.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCDtOATCiv0

    • megachiles

      I was disappointed when there wasn’t a falsetto scream 🙁

      • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

        I screwed up big time! I was going back and forth on which song I wanted to use and copied the wrong damn link. I feel so ashamed.

        • Stanley

          Maybe one of the mods will see this and sort you out. I’ve goofed before.

          • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

            That’d be cool. we’ll see. I may have shot myself in the foot.

            Also, thanks for introducing me to Ranger.

          • Stanley

            They is good, but they don’t win ROTW. lol.

          • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

            Haha! I did what I thought was right.

          • Stanley

            Rules to live by.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            You should’ve submitted their song ‘Sister Christian’.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Damnit, I should have picked that!

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls
          • Stockhausen

            RIP in peace Bossfoot.

        • Eliza

          It’s not that big of a problem. The other song was very good too.

  • Maik Beninton™
    • Eliza

      That reminds me of when I used to actually watch Adventure Time.

      • Maik Beninton™

        I watch some episodes sometimes. It’s so trippy and nonsensical.

        • if you ever take up [that one thing], you’ll enjoy it even more!

          • Maik Beninton™

            What thing?

        • Eliza

          That’s why I liked it, at least the earlier episodes. I don’t know about the latest ones.

  • megachiles

    Pfft, I’ve got next week in the bag.

    https://youtu.be/NkcU2_Vs7Xw

  • Stanley

    I’m debating whether I should get in the sea for the first time this year. It’s 52 degrees in the water and I can already feel my lips turning blue as I sip on my coffee. Decisions, decisions.

    • UNCLE BLACKBEARD

      death to the ocean!

      • Stanley

        That’s what I’m afraid of.

        Ocean 1 – Stan 0.

        • Dubs

          I will wait for you on the widow’s walk.

          • Stanley

            You can leave your post. I’m back! Frozen to the core and shaking like a shitting dog. Hot coffee to the rescue.

      • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

        That’s probably what Kim Jong Un says every month when he’s firing torpedoes into the ocean.

      • Sir Tapir The Based

        Fucking Caligula over here.

    • Zeke

      No wetsuit?

      • Stanley

        I wear a wetsuit although there are plenty that don’t. I honestly don’t know how they do it. It takes me a good two hours after a swim for my core temperature to get back to a state where I feel normal again.

        • Zeke

          The thicker the rubber I wear, the more unathletic I feel. But it’s kind of a necessary evil

          • Stanley

            My suit is 1.5mm on the arms and shoulders, 4mm on the front and 5mm on the back. Your shoulders certainly get a bit more of a workout in a suit, but the I find that the added buoyancy more than makes up for it.

          • Zeke

            I have a 2 mm spring suit, a 3/2 wetsuit, and a 4/3 wetsuit. Then I also have booties, a hood, and gloves. The gloves are the absolute worst; like paddling with weights in my hands. In the spring every time I get to lose a layer of rubber it feels like swinging a baseball bat after taking off those practice donuts. In the fall I get the opposite effect when I add the rubber back on

    • Eliza

      52 Fahrenheit, right?

    • CyberneticOrganism
    • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

      Have fun with hypothermia!

  • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

    Was Masterlord having a stroke when he wrote the intro to his submission?

  • Sir Tapir The Based

    Oranssi Pazuzu and Rotten Sound? You guyz are mean.

    • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

      Tough pick, but I went for OP.

      • Sir Tapir The Based

        I chose Rotten Sound.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Be happy, you besnooted elephant pig

      • Sir Tapir The Based

        You’re not the boss of me! >:[

      • Salvador Dalí Lama

        Is besnooted even a word? It does sound pretty cromulent.

        • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

          It is now.

        • CyberneticOrganism

          It embiggens the smallest tapir

  • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

    Masterlord – We are the Toilet, we will bring your end
    Stanley – Its cramped here in my freezer, no room to bang my head to that tasty riff. oh look, ice cream…
    Eliza – Bringing the DOOM this week. SOLID!
    Jack – Nice pick man, that’s killer.
    Ted – So much trance, I like the lushing bass
    Dave – BEASTLY! That bass tone could level buildings.
    Waynecro – holyshitholyshitholyshit, what happened to my dick?!?
    Tigeraid – That riff cuts in unexpectedly, and I like it! It has a very interesting structure.
    LizardKing – STAR WARS, killer choice man, it rips!
    Gorak – CAVEMAN PICK SMASH RIFF
    Vegglampe – I need to listen to more Kvelertak

    • Eliza

      Nice breakdown! Your pick is awesome as well.

      • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

        Thank you kindly!

    • tigeraid

      Your critiques are so concise and insightful, I don’t have to listen to the riffs at all!

      • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

        But which one did i vote for…

        • Ted Nü-Djent ™

          Me?

        • tigeraid

          The answer is clearly mine.

          • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

            Is it though?

  • Sir Tapir The Based

    These riffs are straight fire
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3b3V0P5JUKg

    • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

      NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!

    • UNCLE BLACKBEARD

      yo, i wasnt sold when i herd dis album the other day

      • UNCLE BLACKBEARD

        its better than i membered

      • Sir Tapir The Based

        U wrong.

      • RJA

        I wasn’t either – the description of the album had the balls to mention Bathory so… I will give it another listen.

    • Rob M

      Actually dug this pretty well when I heard the stream

    • Eliza

      If you submit this song, you have my vote.

      • Sir Tapir The Based

        I won’t. The game is rigged. RIGGED I TELL YOU.

        • Eliza

          So that’s why I never win at any game!

          • next week: Eliza-submitted riffs only

          • Eliza

            No, we have to keep this thing fair.

        • Ted Nü-Djent ™

          It can’t be. I’ve won a few

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            I’ve won one, but the fact that I haven’t won more means it’s fucking rigged!

      • Rob M
      • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

        That would be a huge mistake, because I have a feeling DVP’s going to submit Immolation. Giving your vote to Immolation is required by law.

        • Eliza

          Thanks for the info! Sorry, Tapir, but Immolation is Immolation.

          • let the Tapir hate flow through you my child

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Another one to the gulag.

          • Eliza

            The gulag has been closed for 27 years.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Tapir will open several new gulags.

          • Eliza

            You sadist.

        • more beer

          Yea they really can’t be fucked with.

  • Stockhausen

    I wanted to vote Taake, I wanted to vote Fetus, I wanted to vote Rotten Sound, I wanted to vote Batushka, but Oranssi Pazuzu has too firm a hold on my frail butt.

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Thank you birthday boi

  • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

    There is only one pick for next week.
    https://youtu.be/6P37u4r4_1M

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      Actually make it two. Yes the word fire is in the song.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCnebZnysmI

      • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

        I was under the assumption that fire had to be in the title.

        • Sir Tapir The Based

          I was also under that assumption.

        • Janitor Jim Duggan

          It said that the word fire has to be in the song. The word fire is used in the song.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            He probably meant fire needs to be in the song’s name, you goof.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Well he should have said that if that’s what he meant. I thought he meant the song’s lyrics or title could have the word fire in it.

          • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

            I think we need to get Masterlord to clarify, for everyone’s sake.

          • FIRE HAS TO BE IN THE SONG NAME YOU NERDS

          • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

            WELL FUCK YOU TOO

          • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

            That’s what I thought

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            The one I submitted has both. I can already smell sweet sweet victory!

            http://38.media.tumblr.com/9b73e8f8927b165e559c9f78b0fc722b/tumblr_inline_mj0ahacMJK1qz4rgp.gif

          • doesn’t matter what he meant.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            You’re always against me.

          • if i said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Drop your panties Sir William, I cannot wait ’til lunchtime.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls
          • nope, you are absolutely correct JJD. no need for explanation, it’s written right here in the article.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Nope, Masterlord said a few comments down that it has to be in the song name. If you submitted what I think you submitted, might wanna pick another one.

    • dr.derelict
    • EsusMoose

      And there’s only one shitpost pick for next week as well
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jgrCKhxE1s

    • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls
    • tigeraid

      I respectfully counter with:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eawL6aJ2nBc

      • JWEG

        I thought of sending that, too, but I swear I already did in a previous ROTW.

        The risk of repetition is too damn high. And so’s the rent.

        …and the roof is on fire…

      • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

        Dammit! You win.

        • more beer

          I disagree. It is riff of the week not song of the week about fire.No riff there better than any Hendix riff.

          • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

            more beer, your my hero.

          • more beer

            Hey even if there are riff or riff’s. You can’t here them over the keyboard. It’s Hendrix for fucks sake, who had more riffs then him back then?

          • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

            You make an excellent point. Arthur Brown’s Fire had me entranced the first time I heard it. It was so off-kilter. the beginning with “I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE AND I BRING YOU FIRE” devastated me. The same can be said for Hendrix, I obsessed over the man and his music throughout middle school and part of highschool, That is not meant as an insult either, Hendrix was a genius. His riffs are untouchable. The comparison between the guitar and keyboards is a big stickler, I wasn’t thinking in those terms. In this case. Hendrix would definitely win.

          • more beer

            I have never heard anyone say. Did you check out those riffs on the keyboard ever. Hendrix actually beats most of the riff of the week submissions anyway. Keyboards certainly never beat him.

          • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

            Word.

      • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

        IIRC, he appeared on Die Krupps’ cover of that.

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      ..

  • Super Nintendo Chalmers

    Odium is the clear winner by miles. No room for recycled Taake and D666 riffs.

  • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

    Got my riff for next week submitted, and it involves fire and an animal that’s mentioned on here way too much. :-p

    • The tapir?

      • fire tapir oh god

        • *Fire tapir is god.

          • UNCLE BLACKBEARD

            if you set the tapir on fire, doesnt he just use his snout to put it out like an oliphant?

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            If you set the tapir on fire, he becomes omnipotent.

          • UNCLE BLACKBEARD

            i thought maybe you culd b fireproof too

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            If you set the tapir on fire, he becomes impotent.

            FTFY

      • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

        How was work Richter?

        • Bad bad not good. (blasted Nadra on the way home & drank tanqueray10 to ease my sufferage)

          • UNCLE BLACKBEARD

            theres somethin i havent drank in a while

          • I hadn’t had it since Iceland, so . . . I guess there was an unconscious palliative ICELANDIC theme to my wound-nursing. Or…um…something.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls
          • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

            Sorry to hear that man. How’s your Saturday coming along?

          • Good good not bad. You?

          • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

            That’s better!
            Pretty solid so far, jamming tunes, drinking coffee and putting a desk together.

          • Taking desks apart–with violence–is a much better way to Saturday.

          • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

            I did that 2 Saturdays ago.

      • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

        Haha no, but here’s a tapir getting it’s ass kicked by a capybara (then again, anything on earth could kick a tapir’s ass).

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAUMFbdNvzI

        • UNCLE BLACKBEARD

          FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

          • ME GORAK B.C.™

            FIGHT ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!
            https://youtu.be/ethNKbbZHPA

          • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

            How are you liking Jomsviking?

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            What I’ve heard so far was alright. But Amon Amarth hasn’t gotten me really excited anymore after Twilight of the Thunder God.
            With Oden on Our Side is still unfuckwithable though.

          • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

            You are correcr about Oden.

            I’m digging it. “Raise Your Horns” and “Vengeance is my Name” are killer. Also Doro’s performance works really well for the album.

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            Yeah it’s ok. I mean, it’s Amon Amarth. Dudes are always capable of churning out quality melodies. And they’re masters at being catchy as hell without being “poppy”.

          • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

            Well said.

          • ME GORAK B.C.™

            IT PRETTY GOOD!!!!!!!!! CANT WAIT FOR LIVE SHOW IN MAY!!!!!!!!!!

          • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

            I’m going to miss them when they come through. Dammit.

          • Eliza

            I think this is somehow worse than them not coming to your city at all.

          • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

            Correct

          • ME GORAK B.C.™

            ME MIGHT HAVE MAKE TOUGH CHOICE OV GO SEE ABBATH OR IRON MAIDEN!!!!!!!!!!
            🙁 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

            That is a tough call!

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            Maiden!!!!

            Frank has the following problem: Crowbar and Trouble are going to play near me the 8th of May, but I leave for China the 2nd of May
            🙁

          • seems like Trouble is the more rare band to see. Have fun in China!!!

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            That’s why it’s such a bummer. I’ve seen Crowbar before. They play the Netherlands – which isn’t far away from where I live in Belgium – more than a few times each year, for some reason always in the towns with a substantial biker population – who always come out in droves. But I haven’t seen Trouble before.

            Thanks man! I’ll be in China for 5 weeks, so I probably won’t be able to show up at the Toilet for that time being.

          • wow, what brings you there business or pleasure?

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            Business first and foremost, but one does not necessarily exclude the other hehe.

          • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

            The one chance Ive had to see Crowbar was the same night CoC, Mastodon and Clutch were playing.

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            Soul-destroying decisions…

          • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

            Indeed so! Don’t tell anyone, but I would’ve prefered it if Crowbar was on the bill instead of Mastodon.

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            Depends on the time Mastodon was playing. I feel they’ve run out of steam after Crack the Skye. They reached their peak there after which they decided to go down the more or less “easy listening” route. It’s not that The Hunter and OMRTS are bad albums. It’s just that they lack the “oomph” of their first four and the progression that was made between those albums.

          • affirm. the “Opeth” syndrome. and now the fans will come yell at us for not being open-minded enough.

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            Hahaha! But the difference is: Opeth’s new stuff kinda sucks, Mastodon’s new stuff doesn’t really suck, but it’s not really as exciting as it once was either.

            ( sometimes I fear somewhere in the future Katatonia is about to go down the same route
            *dodges an axe* )

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            Fuck you. You’re just close minded elitists

          • Well…it’s no For All Kongs

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            I’ve got For All Dongs, expanded edition

          • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

            You have the best way of describing things, King.
            I must say, the riff for High Road is heavy as heavy can be live though.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            If it was all four, I would’ve watched Mastodon and Clutch, and went home.

          • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

            Dayum! I know you don’t like COC, but no love for Crowbar?

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            They’re not as bad as COC, but Crowbar is very very overrated. I never quite got the deal about them.

          • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

            fair enough

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Yeah, especially with the singer’s constant relapses over fuck knows how long. I only heard of them playing Chicago once my entire time there.

          • UNCLE BLACKBEARD

            im seeing them in charlotte this summer too, BLACKBEARD SMASH, NOT SEEN AMON AMRTH IN PROBABLY 10 YEARS

          • ME GORAK B.C.™

            WE WILL MEET IN VALHALLA AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls
        • Sir Tapir The Based

          I’ve fought before, son. I’ll give you five across your ass.

  • Zeke

    Oranssi pazuzu for the win! Best song on the album

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      The man has good taste

  • EsusMoose

    The Mastercoral gets it, Oranssi was right behind it, Batushka was 3rd

  • Dubs

    TRAITOR!

    • CyberneticOrganism

      STATION!

    • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

      Oh Fharc, it took me this long to get that picture.

      • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

        Hahaha, it’s okay.

  • Eliza

    There is an abundance of good riffs this week. Well done!

  • BobLoblaw

    Every time I see that Rotten Sound cover it looks like Bubbles to me. New season comes out Monday so Im having a liquor and cheeseburger party. Baaaaaaam!

    • CyberneticOrganism

      #fuckoffLahey

    • UNCLE BLACKBEARD

      if it was anyone else throwing that party i would say it was gonna be awesome

      • BobLoblaw

        Just mad because youre not invited ya greasy swish drinking bastard.

      • BobLoblaw

        Lets let everything be water under the fridge.

        • Ol Dirty Blastbeard

          fine, it was gettin tiresome anyway

          • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

            Your new name is the best one yet!!!!

            Hipa to the hopa and ya just don’t stoppa!

          • Ol Dirty Blastbeard

            yeah, thanks! i thot of this one while i was stupid high playing Rocket League last nite

          • let the grind bring erryone together (even Tapir)

          • Ol Dirty Blastbeard

            pfff i got no beef w tapirsan

          • no but even the man who likes nothing, likes Grind.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            If you don’t like Grind, you’re on the list.

          • Ol Dirty Blastbeard

            well tapir has his finger on the pulse of some cool folk stuff and post, and dabbles in some BM. all them are a-ok with me.

            i dot listen to hardly any at all grind

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Obviously u got no beef with me. I don’t even eat meat these days.

          • Ol Dirty Blastbeard

            did you rly go vegan?

          • more beer

            Free range vegan.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            I’ve been that way for a while.

          • Ol Dirty Blastbeard

            huh

            #TapirFacts

          • more beer

            But animals are so tasty!

          • more beer please! animals are so cute

          • more beer

            And delicious!

          • ME GORAK B.C.™

            & TASTY!!!!!!!!!
            MEAT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls
          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls
          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Wow, just when I thought you couldn’t get any more un-fun.

            http://viralmedialife.com/qfiles/1410762095.jpg

          • more beer

            That describes Tapir to a T.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Don’t get what’s so horrible with being a vegetarian but ok.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Nothing, just busting your balls as usual. Only time I get irritated by it is when people start preaching about it and being shovey about it, which you don’t do. I went with a diet for a couple of years where seafood was the only meat I ate (no more than once a week though), which is sorta near to vegetarianism, and my energy levels were through the roof.

          • BobLoblaw

            Work on your cardio.

  • Dave Vincent’s Perm

    The toilet, you have failed. How could anyone not mention an Immolation song?

  • God ov War

    TRAITOR!

  • TO CLARIFY:

    The word FIRE must be in the TITLE of the SONG containing the RIFF.

    XOXOXO

  • Rob M

    Fuck it..I went with Ranger, that EP rips

    • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

      It does, doesn’t it?
      I totally linked the wrong song though.

      • Rob M

        …really cant go wrong with any of the songs though. Its pretty killer from start to finish

        • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

          You are correct!

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  • Old Man Doom

    Kvelertak are rifflords of the highest order. You’ve got my vote, Vegglampe.

  • JWEG

    Being on time for ROTW is impossible for me. Have you tried waking up at 7AM on a Weekend when you don’t “have to”?

    I’m also way too late for my completely-obvious submission next week to be counted, so have it here instead. This way I don’t have to pick a specific riff (I’m stuck between 3):

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGs28oh-_w0

    • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

      7 am is sleeping in for me.

      • Ol Dirty Blastbeard

        7am is regular waking time

        • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

          On a weekend, yes

          • Ol Dirty Blastbeard

            weekends i expect to sleep til 9

          • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

            Sometimes I can, but not always

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        • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

          Very cool. I’ll have to check this out. Hopefully it gets a wide release.

          • more beer

            It really needs some sort of a good release. Whether it is in theaters or DVD. I don’t care. I just need to see it. This was an important compilation when it came out. As it was such a great representation of NYHC bands at the time.

          • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

            There will certainly be a lot of history represented in the documentary

          • more beer

            Yes there will. Hopefully it makes money. Because those guys didn’t get rich off of that compilation that’s for sure.

  • Ol Dirty Blastbeard

    Finally home on this fine saturday, celebrating. (rfi)

    • Ol Dirty Blastbeard

      and this (rfi)

      • RJA

        I hadn’t heard this before – pretty sweet, thanks for the tip.

  • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

    And for your Saturday moment of Zen, a tough metalcore guy (or quite possibly a Pantera bro) yelling at a midget. Photo Chop, anyone?

  • A few more reviews of some shits if you are interested in depraved noise filth.

    http://ultimatesatan.com/

  • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

    Jammin’ to the oldies tonight (moshing starts at the 25 minute mark):

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT0WQhhyK7o

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      For a minute when you said oldies I thought it would be something like Johnny Winter or his brother Edgar Winter.

      • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

        I said old, not Paleolithic.

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  • tigeraid

    Also wtf, I won my first-ever RotW last week (tied with the accursed Tapir!) and no mention?! That’s it I quit the toilet.

    • I got no mention that one time I won. Masterhelmet hates us.

      • tigeraid

        It’s a lamestream media conspiracy.