Riff Beef ov the Week

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This week, the Masterlord went on a magical quest to the land of Arizogogalelona to retrieve a magical pearl said to grant favor upon the unborn that his future child may grow strong and be able to rule with an iron fist. While in Arizogogalelona, the Masterlord was beset by a gaggle of harpies who lured him into a trap using his only weakness. Though the Masterlord was able to use his man-strength to break free from the harpies’ bonds, all of his traveling accouterments were stricken with a spell of “Zero Internet Connectivity,” thereby rendering him utterly impotent and unable to retrieve your mighty riffs.

The Masterlord communicated with me via a crystal cylinder and requested I convey his heartfelt regret over the harpies’ treachery. The Masterlord wishes you long days and pleasant nights. May you use this post to share music you enjoy and keep each other company on this most unhallowed of days.

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  • EsusMoose

    Up too early on a saturday <<<<<

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      Having a sore throat and having to work tomorrow anyway<<<<<<<<<<<

      • CyberneticOrganism

        Stuff that sucks <<<<<<<<

        • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD

          <<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>

    • Boss the Ross

      Up early on a Saturday >>>>>>>>>>

      • EsusMoose

        Worshiping the porcelain throne too early on a Saturday<<<<<<<<

        • Boss the Ross

          Listening to riffs early on a Saturday > oh wait…

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Metal Church is coming to my area with Hatchet. I’m excited for it.

    • Kanye’s Booty Finger Sundae

      That new song they just released is pretty meh. The other two were bad fucking ass though.

  • Eliza

    Bummer! Here’s some cool music
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAzXYWN3u60

    • Boss the Ross
      • Eliza

        Great riffs!

        • Boss the Ross

          https://lothorian.bandcamp.com/

          Check these guys out.

          • Eliza

            How do you find all these great bands?

          • Boss the Ross

            I follow a variety of “fans” on bandcamp with similar tastes in music that I have. So everytime they buy something, it pops up on my feed. I also do alot of genre searching.
            Remember anything that says “name your price” you can put $0 and get a free download with the band’s consent. I’ll still usually give money, but for you it’s a good way to still get new music without spending a lot of money.

          • Eliza

            Cool!

    • Boss the Ross

      Damn, these dudes are from Texas, thanks Eliza!

  • Boss the Ross

    Nooooooooooooooo! What am i supposed to listen to and scrutinize this morning?

    Best of luck, Masterlord, on your magical journey. May your sword stay wet!

    • more beer

      For this his sword should rust!

      • Boss the Ross

        Let us not wish a rusty sword on any man.

        • Janitor Jim Duggan

          Is that sexual?

          • Boss the Ross

            No. We’re talking about swords here.

          • more beer

            He wonders why he has problems with the ladies.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I have a lot of female friends. Nothing more than that though.

          • more beer

            Well if you didn’t spend so much time. Talking about your dick rusting. Maybe they would be more than friends. No chick wants a rusty dick.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I don’t talk about having a rusty dick. My dick is not rusted.

          • more beer

            But you are worried about it. Ladies can sense these types of things.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            My cybernetic phallus is an advanced nano-alloy stainless steel. No rust.

          • more beer

            Then you are good.

          • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD
          • Kanye’s Booty Finger Sundae

            I dunno, man, some chicks have some very oddball fetishes.

          • more beer

            But no chick wants a rusty coochie no matter what he fetish is.

          • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD

            CO gets off to kinky rust porn.

          • more beer

            He said his is a metal alloy that doesn’t rust. So I’m not so sure of that.

          • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD

            its not him that he wants rusty.

          • more beer

            I guess he could just use some penetrating oil!

          • Kanye’s Booty Finger Sundae

            Now, a rusty trombone on the other hand………………..

          • Kanye’s Booty Finger Sundae

            Swords are so 1598. We’re all about severely oversized blades here on the toilet.

          • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD
          • Kanye’s Booty Finger Sundae
          • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD

            they make these cool sword replicas with such tiny hilts so their chubby thrashnkill hands can hold em

        • more beer

          No riffs that’s what you get.

          • Boss the Ross

            Ugh, that’s brutal.

          • Boss the Ross

            Hopefully it will not be stuck in his sheath when battle calls!

          • more beer

            He can always.

          • Boss the Ross
          • more beer

            Hahaha!

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        I wouldn’t want my dick to rust.

    • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

      Here, have some High on Fire

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pctr-6LhMZA

      • Boss the Ross

        High on Fire satisfies all of my riff needs.

    • ME GORAK B.C.™

      WE SHALL SMASH!!!!!!!
      https://youtu.be/v43Y5NXjlng

  • EsusMoose

    First album of 2016 to catch my ear, good job textures https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKtvJUyFX5U

    • Eliza

      Textures delivered a fantastic song as always.

    • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

      Haven’t listened to the new album yet. This song doesn’t sound too shabby.
      Personally I felt Silhouettes was their peak. They kinda lost me with Dualism.

      • EsusMoose

        I think it was a pretty good album, I feel that few if any bands can really return to form and make a better album but Textures did a good job on this one

        • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

          It’s on my list, so I will probably listen to it very soon. They’re one of the very few bands to come out of the “djent scene” that I actually like.

    • Capra Hircus Hubertus

      Still need to give this a listen. I like the track I’ve heard.

    • Sir Tapir The Based

      It’s shit, who would’ve known

      • Capra Hircus Hubertus

        You know, I’ve never actually seen you explain why you find any album shit/not shit. At least, not as far as I know. Are you insecure about your opinions tapir?

        • Sir Tapir The Based

          I’m not insecure ’bout anything, not even my tiny dick. Calling shit shit is my business, and my business is decent. No need to take it personally, Mr. Goat.

        • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

          He is the Tapir and he is here to do the Tapir’s work.

      • EsusMoose

        Nofunland need not listen

    • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

      Bad, bad doggy BAD

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Picking up where Mnemic left off

    • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD

      they all look so greasey

      and im a greaser

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Here’s my Unpopular Opinion of The Week: Collins era Genesis>>>>>>>>>>Gabriel era Genesis

  • more beer

    I am going to have to take a road trip in April to see these guys. I have never seen them and I need to remedy that situation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeM45Dq8TXA&index=1&list=PLBm5rsjy5dr-5-wYExxNEH2fcykpZKeLZ

  • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

    I feel like I’m about to go on a Louisiana metal binge again.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC5PU9YNlGM&list=PL0MZoEkialaoj4GpVUBKI8HDAruQQQ6PU

    • Boss the Ross
      • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

        Extremely underrated band. Everyone always talks about Crowbar, Down, Eyehategod, Acid Bath or Exhorder whenever “Bayou metal” comes up. I love the music those bands did to death, but I always felt Soilent Green deserves a little more love as well.

        • Boss the Ross

          I enjoy all of the different influences they show in their music.

          And their latest album, Inevitable World Collapse, is kne of the best representations of sludgey blues metal I’ve ever heard.
          https://youtu.be/AxcaIKMAJ3Y

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            Good stuff yeah. That was their last album to date. Ben Falgoust is extremely busy with Goatwhore nowadays so it might take a while before Soilent Green releases another album. Bit of a shame, because I don’t really enjoy Goatwhore.

          • Boss the Ross

            Yeah, it’s unfortunate. Goatwhore are pretty good live, Falgoust was very entertaining. But i definitely enjoy Soilent Green more.

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            Haven’t seen them live yet. Listened to a few of their albums, but I found them to be a bit meh.
            I don’t know if you’ve ever heard of these guys, but they seem to be an upcoming band in the Louisiana scene. Everyone was raving about their album, Heathen. I listened to it, but I felt there was something lacking. Didn’t really convince me.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQUFnGNgHKw

          • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD

            dont you talk shit on thou.

            Heathen not their best album either

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            I checked out Summit as well…and I don’t know…
            They’re obviously a talented band and they do have some nice ideas here and there, but personally I’m just not feeling it. By no means a bad band, not at all, but something about them holds them back from completely catching my interest.

          • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD

            see them live

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            That’s gonna be difficult. The closest they ever came to where I live, was Hellfest in France.

          • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD

            oh that sucks.

            theyre p incredible live. theyre also the only band i know that can make Nirvana sound good
            https://youtu.be/SXxXHbvbqno

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            They’re still a fairly young band and I feel there’s something in their sound for me, so I’ll definitely keep checking out their future endeavours.

          • Shrimp in a Pizza Box

            People on here were raving about their split with The Body up to a few months ago actually. I think there are 2 reviews on it.

          • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD

            i do lurb that album

          • Boss the Ross

            Sounds right, Goatwhore are just okay on record.
            Yeah, I’m familiar with Thou, and i agree with you.

  • Rekt

    • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD

      cold af in the mountains too

      • Fuck, I respect the hell out of the people that have to work in this shit.

        • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD

          this cold is evil as fuck. not quite as bad as what youre going to get but bad enough

      • Kanye’s Booty Finger Sundae

        Cold here by the beach front. Feels about like 25 or so outside.

      • Waynecro

        It’s hot as shit here. I just did a bunch of yard work. I think I got sunburned.

  • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD

    like i said in a post to tyrone earlier, i finally got a chance to get Mgla on vinyl, and ordered this with it (outside my usual purview)
    https://youtu.be/jTi4RdWVcjA

    • Baptism rules! Old-school black metal FTW!

      • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

        Most likely seeing them come summer for the first time. For a Finnish band they extremely few gigs here.

    • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

      Sounds pretty good to my ears.

  • 365ChaosRiddenDays
  • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD

    are we supposed to submit more riffs ?

    • Sir Tapir The Based

      Riff ov the Week is over.

      • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD

        more beer and i will just start up Spliff of the Week

        • more beer

          Doing that now. With some amazing Banana Kush.

      • Kanye’s Booty Finger Sundae
  • Zeke

    Recommendations needed: what are the best albums from yes and Emerson, lake, and Palmer?

    My wife doesn’t complain as much when I crank king crimson as when I crank burzum, so I figured I’d expand my prog playlist

    • Boss the Ross

      Yes – Fragile greatest album in the world ever
      Yes – Yes Album
      Yes – Close to The Edge

      ELP – Brain Salad Surgery

      • more beer

        Solid list.

        • Boss the Ross

          Thank you.

      • Zeke

        Is there any particular elp album that sounds similar to those early King Crimson albums?

        • Boss the Ross

          I’ll be honest with you, I’m not overly familiar with ELP.
          Sir Tapir will be able to help you in this respect. He knows a lot of prog.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I do too.

          • Zeke

            Where’s that Finn when I need him?

          • Boss the Ross

            He was hanging around a little bit ago, I’m surprised he hasn’t jumped on this yet.

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            Tapir doesn’t show up when someone calls him.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I also recommend every Yes Album from Union to Fly From Here. I hated the new one so I don’t recommend it.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Listen to Van Der Graaf Generator

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Amen To that.

          • Zeke

            Which is their best album?

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Pawn Hearts. My favourite prog album and one of my all time favs.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            It is a great one.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            That’s putting it very very mildly

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            It’s a favorite of mine. Same with The Snow Goose.

          • Boss the Ross

            Thats the band i was trying to remember! Tha ks Tapir

          • ME GORAK B.C.™

            HIM SPOTTED ON QUALITY PROG CD COVER!!!!!!!
            https://youtu.be/vyBKvx38txk

          • Boss the Ross

            That’s an anteater.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Gorak/McNulty is a racist.

          • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD
          • ME GUNGA B.C.™

            GORAK NOT MCNULTY!!!!!!!!!!! (SHIT WRONG ACCOUNT)!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • Kanye’s Booty Finger Sundae
          • ME GORAK B.C.™

            MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • more beer

            Fetch me some water.

          • ME GORAK B.C.™

            WHAT HORSE RHINO EAT HIS BUSINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • this album is a very good.

        • Janitor Jim Duggan

          Since my responses must be hitting the spam filter I’ll just recommend Gentle Giant.

          • Zeke

            Is that elp? It doesn’t look like its on Spotify

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            No. I recommend a band named after a two humped animal.

          • Zeke

            Ah, which album?

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            All of them.

          • Zeke

            Ok, I’m going to try octopus

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Octopus is delicious

          • Zeke

            That’s actually why I picked that one!

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            The Power and the Glory is better. Their best in fact.

        • TheCheezFace

          I’ve only listened to two albums by ELP (Self titled and Trilogy), but considering their music is keyboard driven, I don’t think you’ll find many similarities.

      • TheCheezFace

        Relayer is good too.

        • Boss the Ross

          Yes it is.

          • Zeke

            Tales from the topographic oceans isn’t considered one of their best?

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            No. Its honestly too long for me. I recommend Drama and of course Fragile. Anderson Bruford Wakeman Howe is also good.

          • Boss the Ross

            I have yet to really get into that album.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        I have all of them from Fragile to Talk. I don’t have Open Your Eyes or
        The Ladder though. I do have Magnification and.Fly From Here though.

      • Sir Tapir The Based

        Fragile is meh.

        • Boss the Ross

          what?
          What??
          WHAT?????

          • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

            Fragile is meh. (not really)

          • Boss the Ross

            That’s better.

    • Boss the Ross

      You should add some Jethro Tull as well. Thick as a Brick and Aqualung are classics.

      • Zeke

        Thanks, I’ll check that all out. I’m somewhat familiar with fragile already.

        • Boss the Ross

          No problem.
          The first time I heard Fragile was life-changing. I listened to nothing else for a solid two weeks.

      • Max

        And Crest of a Knave is, frankly, the best metal album of 1988, performance-wise.

        • Boss the Ross

          Hahahahahahahaha! Awesome.

        • Boss the Ross

          This is the best thing I’ve read today, excellent job!

    • Sir Tapir The Based

      NO EMERSON LAKE AND PALMER

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        Agreed. They’ve fallen out of my favor.

      • Zeke

        I really don’t know them at all. I was just interested because they have one the guys from the early King Crimson stuff

        • Sir Tapir The Based

          Elp is the cancer of prog

          • Kanye’s Booty Finger Sundae
          • Zeke

            Pale communion is my favorite opeth album. There, I said it!

          • Kanye’s Booty Finger Sundae

            To each their own!

          • Zeke

            I know I’m the only one on this site that feels that way

          • Kanye’s Booty Finger Sundae

            Don’t feel bad. I’m the only one here who likes the new Dream Theater.

          • Zeke

            I haven’t bothered with it, so I can’t judge. But I’m pretty confident I wouldn’t like it

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Except that the new Opeth was really good. The Weeb clouds your ears.

          • Hot Throbbin’ Bio Slime

            Better weeb music than watered down prog that JJD’s great great grandfather would make. I’d listen to Pale Communion when I’m trying to go to sleep, but then I’d wake up with furious diarrhea in the middle of the night.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Your opinions. They are very wrong.

          • Hot Throbbin’ Bio Slime

            To each their own. I like old school Opeth with energy and balls, and you like their Coldplay and Dan Fogelberg era stuff.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            That description definitely shows you’ve never heard any of their new songs

          • Hot Throbbin’ Bio Slime

            I have, and it fits, big time. It’s coffeehouse music to me. I really really tried with the last two albums, and it still isn’t clicking at all.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            You’ve not listened to it. It can see. Liar.

          • Hot Throbbin’ Bio Slime

            Because I don’t grovel before it? Nice try. They’re lucky I sat through it the one time that I did. It was the musical equivalent of Stockholm Syndrome. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that half the music you slam on here, you haven’t even bothered listening to, now that you mention it.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Your description doesn’t match the music in any way. It’s clear you’re hatin’ just for hatinz.

          • Hot Throbbin’ Bio Slime

            The irony in that last comment is staggering! *mind officially blown*

            http://img.pandawhale.com/119757-kenan-thompson-mind-blown-gif-sDtn.gif

        • Janitor Jim Duggan

          Also if you like King Crimson I recommend UK. Theyre a supergroup with John Wetton, Eddie Jobson and Allan Holdsworth.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            NO

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            You don’t like them? Their first album is really good.

          • Zeke

            I saw holdsworth once. I’ll check them out

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Lucky. Holdsworth is a great drummer. The second album they did had him replaced by Terry Bozzio though.

          • Kanye’s Booty Finger Sundae
          • Kanye’s Booty Finger Sundae

            UK’s awesome. Sadly, IIRC, they only put out one album before breaking up.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            You forgot their other one Danger Money and their live album.

          • Kanye’s Booty Finger Sundae

            Ohhhhhhhhhh! I was only able to find one of their CDs, sadly.

      • Kanye’s Booty Finger Sundae

        You, youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, you said the three banned words!

        https://media.giphy.com/media/xvCCcLWlIu1QQ/giphy.gif

    • Sir Tapir The Based
    • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod
    • Kanye’s Booty Finger Sundae
    • brokensnow

      …so, any suggestions not from 35 years ago?

  • Heliocrat

    Jamming all my Urfaust records. I don’t do it that often, but when the mood strikes I remember why I love them so much. Such an unique band.

    Plus the latest EP is so fucking good. Really don’t understand why this guys are so overlooked.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZJCXBN_gjk

  • Guacamole Jim

    No riff? Well, it’s a Pink Floyd kind of a day then.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiaF4kuxJco

  • CyberneticOrganism
    • more beer

      I posted Shark Attack earlier.

  • CyberneticOrganism

    Also, feel the blackness

    https://youtu.be/RF1C9cD5rzU

    • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD

      i like

      • CyberneticOrganism

        It burbles

        • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD

          yes, ever so slightly

  • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

    Well, I’m finally coming around on the Hexvessel. Especially dig the balladsy stuff, though the rest ain’t bad either.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uHPHn5Zwmo

    • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD

      sometimes tapir makes a good move

      • Sir Tapir The Based

        Tapir ALWAYS makes good moves.

    • Sir Tapir The Based

      New Tähtiportti dis year.

      • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

        I came, I see, I saw. Only on vinyl so far doe.

        • Sir Tapir The Based

          They’re coming to Ilosaarirock. Not much good announcdd yet, but Moonsorrow, Lasten Hautausmaa, Tähtiportti and Death Hawks will force me to go.

          • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

            That’s a good enough.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            How was the latest Paradise Lost album? They’re coming too and this makess me interested in checking it out.

          • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD

            so-so

          • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

            Well, there was much good in it, heavier I’d say than in a long time. But a little wearisome on the whole. It’s worth checking out definitely though.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            I’m digging it quite a lot.

          • Kanye’s Booty Finger Sundae

            Shit shit shit and shit. It was a really bad attempt at redoing Lost Paradise, and the death metal growls sounded like an old man passing kidney stones.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            I’m taking your opinion with a grain of salt.

          • Hot Throbbin’ Bio Slime
          • Sir Tapir The Based

            After listening to the album, I can say you are very wrong.

          • Hot Throbbin’ Bio Slime

            Very bad attempt at redoing Lost Paradise, imho. I suppose you’re gonna tell me it sounds like The Cocteau Twins or something.

            It blows monkey balls, especially the weak growls, but then again, truth hurts sometimes:

            http://new1.fjcdn.com/pictures/The+truth+hurts_428855_4848852.jpg

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            I don’t think you know what “truth” is. Also, for the love of God clean your ears! Your tastes are becoming worse every day.

          • Hot Throbbin’ Bio Slime

            Since you said I have to do it for God, nope. Toss me some more of that good Finnish stuff you’ve been showing me lately then. Mana Mana’s been getting regular rotation on my headphones while I’m out walking, BTW.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            No more recommendations for you!

          • Hot Throbbin’ Bio Slime

            I’ll survive. 😉

          • Kanye’s Booty Finger Sundae

            Moonsorrow puts on a damn good show. Only complaint I had is that their set list was too short to do most of their songs (which run 15 minutes and up), but that can’t be helped, especially since they weren’t the headliners.

  • Oh man, I just turned the TV on to the suffocating faces scene at the end of Total Recall. While Telepathic with the Deceased plays. This is indeed suffocating.

  • JWEG
  • Kanye’s Booty Finger Sundae
    • more beer

      I just looked at the temperature there. That’s not that cold. On the other hand it is like spring here 65 degrees.

      • Kanye’s Booty Finger Sundae

        Cold by southeast VA standards, mostly because the air’s dry right now. I checked the temps for back home last night, and it’s about -10 with the windshield. So, can’t complain! By next week, it’ll probably be back to 60-70ish here.

        • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD
          • Kanye’s Booty Finger Sundae

            Gaaaaaaaah, my virgin eyes! *scurries to the top bunk and hides*

          • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD

            who are you? Bob Loblaw?

          • Kanye’s Booty Finger Sundae
          • more beer

            Man that guy doesn’t like you!

          • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD

            most people dont

          • more beer

            I get that a lot in life too. The secret is not giving a fuck what people think.

          • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD

            do i strike you as someone who gives fucks?

          • more beer

            Nope!

          • Kanye’s Booty Finger Sundae

            Nope, and that’s part of your charm.

            http://i.imgur.com/okeQ0.gif

          • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD

            yah, hes pretty trim

          • Kanye’s Booty Finger Sundae
          • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD

            looks like any rap video

          • Kanye’s Booty Finger Sundae

            Oh, you haven’t seen the artistic majesty of Nelly’s ‘Tip Drill’ then!

          • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD

            or Ice JJ Fish

          • Kanye’s Booty Finger Sundae

            Stone Temple Pilots should hire him as their new singer!

          • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD

            hes probably a flat-earth christian

          • Kanye’s Booty Finger Sundae

            Apparently he’s voting for Cruz then.

          • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD

            hes got a new album ab to drop

          • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD

            also, apparently Ice JJ Fish plays Runescape

          • Kanye’s Booty Finger Sundae

            Whatever that is.

          • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD

            downvote

          • Hot Throbbin’ Bio Slime
          • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD

            lol

          • Kanye’s Booty Finger Sundae

            Yep! Doesn’t exactly bowl over in the PC ‘you’re being insensitive’ age, and I prefer it that way.

          • more beer

            I see it like this. If I offend these PC fucks. My work is done.

          • Kanye’s Booty Finger Sundae

            Or like Sasha from KMFDM said “if I’m making everyone happy, I know I’m doing something wrong”.

          • ULTRA RARE BLACKBEARD

            if i offend these PC fucks, then their church just hasnt burned down yet

          • Kanye’s Booty Finger Sundae
          • more beer

            Yes that is. But t is just easier to buy those at my dispensary.

          • Kanye’s Booty Finger Sundae

            Doh, I forgot that you practically have a grocery store of weedly delights over there. :-p

          • more beer

            Yea there is practically anything I could possibly want as far as weed goes here.

          • BobLoblaw

            You still chubbin’ up over that?

  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

    Riff? Easy, last riff on The Pagan Winter.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyLwD4HK-_Q

    • Zeke

      I just found a comp on Spotify of emperor, satyricon, enslaved, etc all covering darkthrone songs. They all did a good job, except maybe immortal

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Madman Across The Water is the best Elton John album followed by Too Low For Zero.

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    • Sir Tapir The Based

      He who likes this is The Fool.

  • xXOooOiOooOXx

    Happy Pre-Valentine’s-Day-Eve Everybody!
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    P.s. Deadpool Ruuuuuuulez with Unicorns 4 lyf rofl!
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