RICHTHAMMER! ASCHELAND!! REVIEW!!!

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SUBMIT. TO. THE. 

RICHTHAMMER!

 

 

THE

WILL WIDOW

YOUR CHILDREN!

THE

WILL ORPHAN

YOUR PARENTS!!

(OH NO NO NO!)

THE

WILL CIRCUMSCRIBE

YOUR PETS!!!

THE

WILL MAKE

KRIEG

WITH ALL

YOUR SKULLZ!

YOU WILL

SUPPLY

THE

WITH PASSWORDS

TO YOUR 

YOU WILL

BUY

OUR ALBUM

WITH FORTIFIED AMERICAN

DOLLARS…!

 

BRING

YOUR DAUGHTER’S

4th GRADE

REPORT CARD!!!!

YOU WILL

UPLOAD

TO ALL THE

CLOUDZ!!!!

**


**Seriously though, I don’t who this type of nonspecific metal is for, and it’s really just a cruel twist of fate that the promo ended up in my inbox (blame the Lizard). This kind of reminds me of one of those bands that might have ended up sandwiched into the back end of a Napalm Records sampler circa 1998. Riffs for people who don’t like riffs anymore.

Richthammer’s Ascheland will be available…soon, I guess?…somewhere? I don’t know; the promo contained close enough to zero information for me to comfortably call it zero information.

 

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