Review: Dickbutt – Dickbutt

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Marvel at an effortless masterwork of staggering deconstructionist brilliance.

“We aren’t even a “band”, it was just kind of the random freestyle/on the spot work of a friend and myself messing around.” – Brandon

That right there is the singular mission statement of a creative tour de force poised to tear the musical establishment to shreds. Dickbutt‘s Dickbutt cares not for your outdated labels or your obsolete genres reeking of mothballs and wet couch cushions. No my friends, Dickbutt is a band, nay, a musical juggernaut whose utter contempt for the status quo fuels a blinding fusion of raw unfettered musical expression that only conforms to audience expectations of song length and instrument choice as sheer mockery, an outright laughing desecration of everything you once held familiar and safe in your filthy, unenlightened peasant tunes, drowning in their hopeless puerility like drooling infants in an endless sea of tax forms.

 

How do you even classify that?

Perhaps grindcore/industrial/noise/punk/sludge/thrash/black metal/crust/d-beat/death/powerviolence grind? Meaningless, fucker! You stupid meaningless-thing-doing fuck! You cannot classify Dickbutt by Dickbutt. Dickbutt is here to raze your preconceived notions to rubble. Dickbutt is Mozart riding a missile aimed straight at your face. Dickbutt is a tsunami wave of middle fingers. Dickbutt is a lego brick under your foot with every step you take for the rest of your pointless life, because fuck you.

Dickbutt also has a video.

(NSFW warning: brief images of gore)

 

Heh, they’re called Dickbutt.

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  • Mother Shabubu III
  • KJM

    Still better than A7X.

    • Formerly Known As Oli Sykes

      Sorry, you spelled Falling In Reverse wrong.

      • Ahmed Johnson The Reef Eater

        I hate them. I hate them so much.

        • Formerly Known As Oli Sykes

          Said everyone with a brain.

          • Ahmed Johnson The Reef Eater

            I like Escape The Fate but Falling In Reverse is why people rag on scene music because they think it’s all like their bullshit music. Ronnie Radke is a terrible human being and Escape The Fate is better off without him. They’re among the reasons I’m going to Warped as well as Senses Fail and Silverstein.

          • Formerly Known As Oli Sykes

            Well said. There is some fantastic scene music out there, by great artists, bands like ADTR, Enter Shikari, Architects, *redacted to avoid rustled jimmies*, A7X, iwrestledabearonce, the list goes on. FIR are not one of those bands.

          • Ahmed Johnson The Reef Eater

            I agree. I didn’t like IWABO when I saw them live as they were abysmal. There’s even some good newer scene stuff like Turnstile and Slaves.

          • Formerly Known As Oli Sykes

            Yeah, I’ve not heard great things about iwabo live. But imo, the studio stuff is unfuckwithable.

      • Ted Nü-Djent ™

        You spelled rapist wrong

        • Alucard, Fuckmothering Vampire

          Very true.

    • Dagon

      Featured comment right here

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Amen

  • Dr. W.’s Tentacles

    Man, the thought of having a Lego brick under my foot for life is horrifying.

    • JWG

      anyone who cannot extrapolate to recognize that torment has never had kids, babysat for kids, was not ever themselves a kid (damned clones), or was subject to the worst embarrassment imaginable: they had duplo blocks instead.

    • Scrimm

      Was a daily occurance for me for many years.

  • Seriously though, I gathered immense pleasure from reading this article

    • Dr. W.’s Tentacles

      Cybro is best robit.

  • KJM

    Seth would be proud, or he’d say they were huge f*ggots, pretty much the same thing.

  • Ahmed Johnson The Reef Eater

    This is an awesome idea for an album. I enjoy it greatly.

  • George Clarke

    this is some next level shit fam

    • Dr. W.’s Tentacles

      GC, I wish you would write for us. You were killing me with the coral stuff yesterday.

      • George Clarke

        maybe i’ll get around to that surrealism article we were talkin about last year or smth

  • Spear
  • Guacamole Jim
    • KJM

      Here we go again.

      • Guacamole Jim

        hahahaha I’m actually going to keep it low-key today. I had one saved that was exceptional though, but I can’t seem to find it just when I need it :'(

        • KJM

          Last thread of the day, might as well go nuts especially given the subject.

        • KJM

          huhuhuhuhuh, I said ‘nuts’ huhuhuhuhuhuh…

        • The God Emperor of Mankind
          • Lacertilian

            careful, you’ll make @James_Jimmy_Mcnulty:disqus cry

  • Guacamole Jim
  • Sir Tapir the Based™

  • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

    had me at DICKBUTT…

  • KJM
  • JWG

    “Mozart riding a missile…”, a.k.a. The Military Band Conductor’s Psychosexual Daydream.

  • KJM
  • KJM
  • KJM
    • Guacamole Jim

      I love this one.

  • Guacamole Jim
  • KJM
  • Guacamole Jim
  • KJM
  • I pass by this every day to and from work. Does it look familiar? Also, it rotates.
    http://www.whataboutaustin.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Fresas_sign.jpg

    • “chicken al carbón”

      This is my restaurant!

      • sweetooth0

        I just posted around 10 of these memes on my wife’s fb page cuz she’s in Mexico right now.

    • Celtic Frosty

      I was like NO WAY WE HAVE ONE OF THOSE HE…oh

  • Guacamole Jim
  • Guacamole Jim
  • Guacamole Jim
  • Guacamole Jim
    • TheCheezFace

      ”Is that a gram?”

  • Maik Beninton
  • TheRedman(formerly God ov All)

    Fuck this shit I’m out – KSOFM probably

    • Maik Beninton

      A guy with a name like him can’t leave this.

  • KJM

    BTW, I’m happy to remind people who may be looking for something to watch on Netflix that I enjoyed ‘A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night’ very much. Liking Jarmusch and/or either version of ‘Let The Right One In’ will help a lot as ‘A Girl…’ is very similar(and better IMO).

    • BLOODBEARDE

      May check this out when the old lady gets home. Thanks, KJ.

  • Mother Shabubu III

    Unrelated gripe of the day: Seriously how far have Mastodon fallen? How the fuck did the band who wrote tunes like “Battle At Sea” and “March of the Fire Ants” turn into a Foo Fighter-esque, verse-chorus, safe music band? I understand bands don’t want to play the same thing over and over, but this is the most boring transformation one of my favorite bands has made.

    • KJM

      I’ll probably still go see them next month, but it helps that Clutch are playing with them.

      • Dr. W.’s Tentacles

        Clutch had some less exciting albums in there, But Earth Rocker was fire.

        • Lacertilian

          BUUWAUAUAWAUAA

    • Dr. W.’s Tentacles

      Once More Round the Sun is the first ‘Don album I haven’t purchased. I probably still will at some point, but I haven’t yet.

      • Mother Shabubu III

        I feel like with each new album they take steps backwards. I’m not one of those “it’s not heavy so I loathe it” guys either. I just feel like it’s void of being interesting, something Mastodon did so well. I mean “Diamond in the Witch House” is a really good tune, but the rest of that album is just so plain.

        • Dr. W.’s Tentacles

          They peaked with Crack the Skye IMO, but I still enjoyed the Hunter a lot. That probably had a lot to do with life circumstances. I was wrapping up my Master’s, was no longer depressed, had just met my future wife (although I was talking to a different lady at the time). It was a simpler time. A happier time. A time when Curl of the Burl just felt so right.

          • Mother Shabubu III

            Similar to the Smashing Pumpkins, I think their most heralded and break-through record was their peak (Leviathan is parallel to Infinite Sadness). But some of Pumpkins later albums are my favorites (both Machina albums).

            I think Crack the Skye was the start of their de-evolution. I liked it at the time, but looking back, every song on that record followed the same formula and writing pattern except for “The Last Baron”. It sounds cut-and-paste to me now. Even Blood Mountain had its duller moments, but the good songs on that album are some of their best (“Wolf Is Loose”, “Siberian Divide”).

          • Lacertilian

            Upvoted for second paragraph alone.
            MSIII is on point.

      • I listened to it today. I liked it more than The Hunter and it’s my second Mastodon album second to Blood Mountain.

        • Lacertilian

          Link! NOOO
          Leviathan all day. Blood Mountain is like Leviathan’s little brother.

          • I’m the little brother in my family, must be because of that 😛

      • Lacertilian

        I couldn’t bring myself to buy The Hunter after I heard Curl Of The Burl.
        The lack of Paul Romano artwork was a foreboding warning.

  • I think I speak for everyone when I say this was necessary.

  • Dean the P.I. Staker

    New Abyssal album in June! Byaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!

    https://www.profoundlorerecords.com/abyssal-complete-work-on-new-album/

    • Lacertilian

      Wanna write a little primer for Get Prep’d?
      We need more HD in this place

      • Dean the P.I. Staker

        Wish I could spend more time writing/ commenting/ doing things for the Toilet. Alas, I really don’t have enough time. I max myself out just reading and commenting some.

  • KJM

    Time to play “Who Are The Bigger Douchebags?”, Blabbermouth or LG forum posters?

    • Maik Beninton

      I rarely go to Blabbermouth and what is LG?

      • KJM

        Lambgoat. It’s a message board where everybody acts like an internet tough guy and thinks they’re badass for doing so. Good humor to be found there.

        • CyberneticOrganism

          I’ll have to check that out this weekend

    • Hamburgler Death Fart Orgy

      I’m a regular Blabbermouther, as is my FB friend Dave Gilbert, aka the Cookie Monster. It lets me get my quota of smarminess and acidic humor out of the way. I’d have to check out Lambgoat just for shits and giggles, but sounds like a stereotypical kvlt asshole site for people who wanna jerk each other off to Darkthrone, then threaten each other because one of them is furious that the other guy’s demo sounds more recorded-in-a-laundry-basket-in-an-oil-drum-going-down-the-hill than his.
      Speaking of BM, Filter sent me a message on there for whatever reason. I’m still scratching my head about that one.

      • KJM

        Actually, LG forum posters don’t even seem to talk about music most of the time. They seem to be more concerned with who can be the bigger asshole to each other.

        • Hamburgler Death Fart Orgy

          I can do without then. Sounds like the old days of BM, but with angry little Axls running around.

        • Óðhinn

          Sounds like a bunch of Pantera fans on Lambgoat.

          • KJM

            It’s literally the polar opposite of this site.

          • Vagengers: Anal Of Urethra

            Or idiots who thought everything in Lords Of Chaos is a great idea.

      • Ahmed Johnson The Reef Eater

        Filter? Why would they message anybody? Aren’t they busy recording their new album?

    • Óðhinn

      I don’t go to Blabbermouth often. They require a Facebook account to post. I refuse to get a Facebook account. Never tried Lambgoat. Don’t really like Blabbermouth anyway.

      • Vagengers: Anal Of Urethra

        FB isn’t so bad if you put it on private settings, and don’t try to be an attention whore. It’s how I keep up with my friends back home.

  • RuIN?
    • Vagengers: Anal Of Urethra

      Sadly it got taken off. Because no fun allowed.

  • J.R.

    Interesting Grey text use in the titles on the homepage. Toilet ov Graphic Web Design up in here.

    Also, what is the penalty for spelling “Toilet of Hell” to another? Autocorrect has failed me, and I must pay for my sin.

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  • Óðhinn
  • Óðhinn
    • CyberneticOrganism

      GAH!

  • Vagengers: Anal Of Urethra

    Dickbeating = Featured comment right here!

    http://i.imgur.com/kCirLbk.gif

  • CONANtheDjentlyFuckingKING

    i have no idea about this new phenomenon so i will lay down something completely different.

    • Ahmed Johnson The Reef Eater

      I never got into djent. I’ve been on a T.Rex binge because they are awesome. I also discovered there are two fake versions of T.Rex, one run by the classic lineup’s drummer and the other was formerly run by other members of T.Rex who have passed on and is now in care of a T.Rex session drummer and Graham Oliver of Saxon.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      CONAN RETURNS

      • Lacertilian

        He was correct, utopias never last

    • KJM

      Dickbutt is the wave of the future.

    • Vagengers: Anal Of Urethra
  • pïgchop™

    It’s all sweet and loving and…it gets you in the end! Hey, sometimes it’s best to apologize with a song.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXftTs4sYLI

  • Vagengers: Anal Of Urethra
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