Radio Toilet ov Hell Episode 4: The Vince Neil is a Bad Person Edition

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In this week’s edition of Radio Toilet ov Hell, Joe and Randall talk about noted shitshow Vince Neil getting in a fight with King of All Actors, Nic Cage. Also, join us for jams from Cryptic Hymn, Paagtheaan, Imperial Triumphant, and Mammoth Grinder.

Music featured in this program:

Cryptic Hymn – “Garden of Flesh” from their debut EP Gateways (Facebook)(Bandcamp)
Paagtheaan – “Unseen Temporal Currents” (Facebook)
Imperial Triumphant – “Kaleidoscopic Orgies” from their upcoming Inceste EP (Preorder)(Facebook)
Mammoth Grinder – “Pulverizer” from their 12″ split with Hatred Surge (Facebook)(Bandcamp)

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  • Lacertilian

    4/4 on the tracks this week.
    Even though I’ve listened to that Mammoth Grinder split on the Friday drive home after a shitty work week countless times since Joe rec’d it to me early last year, there was no way I could bring myself to turn it off once that riff started.
    Also, Randall heeding my call for more of his glorious Carolinian accent saying “big ‘ol” just capped it off nicely.
    Well done dudes!

  • Edward/Breegrodamus™

    Listening intensifies.

  • Hello,

    My name is GL and I have not listened to heavy metal in over 2 days. Having recently listened metal again, I would like to report that I lost over 3 inches off my waste, lowered my state income tax burden, and learn 10 tricks that Obama’s Secretary never wanted Bin Laden’s Mistress to know!

    If you, the average pleb, desire to mimic such results, please listen to moar TOVH metahl radio.

    GL

  • Eliza

    I almost didn’t open this because I saw “Vince Neil”, but I read the rest and clicked on it. I’m very glad I did.

    • hieronymus bossk

      I misread as “Vince Neilstein” (Freudian misreading?) and thought there was gonna be beef.

      • Eliza

        I don’t spend that much time on MS that I get a reflex like this, but now I want to hear that.

        • hieronymus bossk

          I don’t either, but I remember Neilsten came on here once and made a snarky “you make your own site and this is what you do with it?” kinda comment.

          • Eliza

            I figured out he’s an asshole, knowing this just reinforces that.

          • hieronymus bossk

            He seems like the nicer of the two though.

  • Stanley

    I don’t know much about Imperial Triumphant but I guess I’ll find out more on Thursday.

    • Edward/Breegrodamus™

      I like ’em a lot. I don’t know if they’d be up your alley Stanley, they’re very dissonant, but/and that might be different during a live performance.

      • Stanley

        I’m listening now and it’s not ideal. I enjoy most bands in a live situation though.

        • Not much in the way of riffs unless you’re into skronky avant garde stuff.

          • Stanley

            That is also my conclusion.

          • Dubs

            I could have told you straight up you wouldn’t like it.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            Let us just have a moment here, Dubs.

          • Stanley

            You should tell me what I don’t like more often. It’ll save me a lot of time.

          • Dubs

            Deal. I’ll screen each post and present you a list of SFS (safe-for-stan) content.

          • Stanley

            I approve!

    • I’ll be curious to know how Uada are live. Still haven’t listened to their new album yet.

  • Good job keeping this up, guys!

  • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

    It was funny how all the headlines either read “Nic Cage Fights Vince Neil” or variations on that. Proper headline would be, for those who watched the video, “Nic Cage Restrains Vince Neil After He Acts Like A Drunken Dick And Assaults Female Fan”. Personally, I was hoping Nic would’ve pissed fire on him like ‘Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance’.

    http://orig08.deviantart.net/368b/f/2011/232/5/f/ghost_rider_fire_pee_by_johnnemo-d47818m.gif

    • Eliza

      I would gladly watch that.

  • RJA

    You guys are doing a great job on this – I’ve enjoyed the first couple. Can’t listen now so I may download this to my new smart phone – first one I’ve ever had. I’ve stepped into 10 years ago finally.

  • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

    Edging towards Vince in the Dickhead Rock Star Awards this week is Josh Homme.

    http://www.tmz.com/2016/04/11/josh-homme-fan-argument/#disqus_thread

    • Eliza

      You put a link to Tmz. I will not open it.

      • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

        There should be a ban on TMZ like there’s a ban on anime.

        • Eliza

          Yes, we need to make this a real thing.

        • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

          I linked to it because the video of the whole thing is on there. It’s not on Youtube as far as I can tell.

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            TMZ ist verboten!

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Oh, ye who gives us constant updates on how Failure For Blogs is doing! 😉

            Checkmate!

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            But TMZ is doing well, while The Blog That Will Not Be Named is seemingly breathing its last breath. There’s schadenfreude to be found in updates on that blog.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Touche!

          • Dubs

            We really don’t need either here.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            If it’s a music news-related story and it’s not a competing blog, shouldn’t really be a problem. It’d be about the same as linking to a Washington Post or local newspaper article regarding the exact same subject.

        • i fear no ban

      • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

        Well, basically he went off on a fan when he asked for an autograph, saying the guy was trying to sell his autograph for money. The guy yelled back “yeah, I’m really trying to rip you off after buying your $90 tickets and a $30 dollar t-shirt”, which made Homme even madder.

      • Spear

        Weren’t they the ones who reported on the FFDP dude allegedly beating his wife? Pretty sure the guy was never married.

        • Eliza

          This about sums it up.

          • Spear

            Journalism at its finest.

        • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

          Not that I know of. I read about that on a Las Vegas newspaper’s website a while back. Not sure where the original story came from though.

        • CyberneticOrganism

          Hilariously, the FFDP guy has no idea how to use a computer. He records lyric ideas by leaving voicemails on his bandmates’ phones.

          • Spear

            maximum the lolbuttz.
            Also, not even a little surprising.

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            I wonder if Moody is the one who came up with that “motograter” idea in his former band.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            I’ll admit, I thought that was a pretty cool idea; a big fat industrial cable smacked with a drumstick and fed through an amp. Too bad it was used for Motograter and not a band like SunnO))).

          • brokensnow

            wasent ironic enough.

          • Eliza

            Knowing this is in the vein of TMZ too, but I digress. At least it’s funny.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            I think that Zoltan guy (the guitarist?) named himself after the genie in ‘Big’ (the Tom Hanks movie)

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Josh Homme seems like an unbelievable prick.

      • he appeared to be a cool guy on the Nerdist podcast. could have been skewed in his favor. who knows

  • I even felt icky listening to “Kaleidoscopic Orgies”. Yup.

    GL

  • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

    My ears approve of Imperial Triumphant.

  • Spear

    I know that Imperial Triumphant tune was supposed to be creepy and off-putting, but that opening just sounds goofy. Not bad, just kinda silly.

    • Eliza

      I thought the did intro did a good job establishing the tone of the song. The whole thing can be seen as a little silly, depends on how you look at it.

      • Spear

        I’ll have to give it another shot when I can listen at full volume. I doubt my coworkers would appreciate the SKRONK.

        • Eliza

          That’s why I have headphones with me at all times.

          • Spear

            I would too, but I spend a lot of time on the phone at work. Combining the two probably wouldn’t end well.

          • Eliza

            Hehe, be careful! Also, did you hear how awesome the Mammoth Grinder song is?

          • Spear

            Very quietly, but yes! Chunky and meaty.

  • CyberneticOrganism
  • Jom Pootersan

    I am a fan of both off-kilter black metal and giant, sludgy riffs. In this instance, my judgement is Mammoth Grinder > Imperial Triumphant

    • Edward/Breegrodamus™

      I like both bands; I could probably get behind this.

      Do you mean the songs on this show or in general? I meant in general…

      • Jom Pootersan

        Yes to both

  • Joe, your pronunciation of “plebeian” was super good. <3

    GL

    • Edward/Breegrodamus™

      I dunno, I always thought it was “pleb-e-an” it sounded like Joe said it as “pleeb-e-an”.

      • Guacamole Jim

        pli-beeuh n

        • pleey-bee-lol-duh-buttz-ing

      • Full disclosure: I don’t know how to talk

        • I always pronounce it plee-bee-un

        • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

          Oddly enough, I don’t hear any Texas accent in your speaking, same with W. Is that an Austin thing?

          • When we’re recording, I’m trying very hard to clearly enunciate my words. Otherwise, my speech tends to be lazy and Texan-like.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Like Sandy The Squirrel?

          • Dubs

            I grew up in Colorado, so I never picked up a Texas accent. I do use Texas-centric words, though, like y’all.

          • “Y’all”

            **giggles**

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Oh, gotcha. I’ve never noticed people from Colorado ever having a particular accent. Same thing with Chicago, oddly enough, despite the stereotypes. I had a sorta Southern accent when I moved there, but that went away after a couple of years for some reason.

        • Me neither

  • CyberneticOrganism

    I very much like the Cryptic Hymn and Paagtheaan tracks. Nice choices.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Also, thanks to Primus for the intro on that Imperial Triumphant track.

    • Stockhausen

      That bass solo is a good.

  • Guacamole Jim

    Joe has small hands. I’m glad this truth hasn’t been forgotten. Good cast this week! Fuck Vince Neil.

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Fuck Vince Neil.

  • Randall Thor, you have a voice made for radio!!

    • Dubs

      Who?

      • good question. i think i have the fevers. a quick edit will fix.

        • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

          And more cowbell.

    • I’m blushing

  • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

    ToH Radio is the best radio.

  • Hubert

    That Imperial Triumphant SKRONKS me in all the right places

  • COAL ROLL

    Cryptic Hymn – solid tech thrash

    Paagtheaan – more please

    Imperial Triumphant – that was horrible

    Mammoth Grinder – older the better

  • Ol Dirty Blastbeard

    thanks for not having a deep southern accent RT. that Paagtheaan is dope, NC represent

  • Waynecro

    Great show as always, fellas. Thanks for the fun times!

  • Óðinn

    Thanks Joe and Randall. I liked the Kaleidoscopic Orgies song.

  • Stockhausen

    POWERGLOVE LOL