Radio Toilet ov Hell Episode 3

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Welcome back to another edition of the web’s preeminent not-really-a-radio-show-radio-show. This week features music from Bloodthirst, Ragehammer, Judicator and Sunwølf. Join Joe and Randall as they talk about adorable animals, first wave black metal, and discuss April Fool’s Day with special guest W.

Music featured in this program:

Bloodthirst – “The Reign of the Antichrist” from their upcoming Glorious Sinners EP (Preorder)(Stream Full Album)(Facebook)
Ragehammer – “First Wave Black Metal” from their upcoming debut LP The Hammer Doctrine (Preorder)(Stream full album)
Judicator – “God’s Failures” from At the Expense of Humanity (Bandcamp)(Facebook)
Sunwølf – “Gilded Heart” from their upcoming LP Eve (Preorder)(Bandcamp)(Facebook)

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    • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

      Yep, mmhmm, yep, uh huh.

  • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

    This episode looks like it will be a blast! And we get to hear Dubs! I’m hoping he has that southern drawl.

  • COAL ROLL

    my neck hurts

  • COAL ROLL

    Colo – Rad – o

    • Dubs

      That’s how you say it. Any Coloradan will tell you.

      • COAL ROLL

        It’s not Colorado-an?

        • Dubs

          Nein

  • Dubs

    Also, for those who don’t know, the “Joe getting a bunny thing” started from a misunderstanding between me and my wife. My wife’s sister’s name is Jo, and she had this pathetic stuffed bunny growing up. One night I made a comment about Jo’s bunny, but my wife thought I was saying something about Papa Joe having a bunny. I told Randall this story, and he made it his mission to convince Joe to get a bunny to complete the prophecy.

  • Dubs

    That Ragehammer song rules so hard.

  • COAL ROLL

    listening to that sunwolf after the first three makes me want to die

  • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

    Ragehammer. Yep.

  • out of context quote from W Friday night: I follow my wife around the house and turn off all the lights

    • The Tetrachord of Archytas
      • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

        Or how Nicholas Cage’s character in Matchstick Men did with the lights when he’d leave the room.

  • Guacamole Jim

    I demand more BOIOIOIOIOING noises in future podcasts.

    • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

      And slide whistle noises afterwards.

    • Are there BOINGS in these shows?!

      • Guacamole Jim

        It’s a true BOING show now.

  • Whatever you are chatting in these programs…

    I support!

    • Also: Judicator>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

      • Edward/Breegrodamus™

        Also: Link Leonhart >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

        • ¡Jijiji!

        • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

          Also: Edward>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            Also: Ross >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

          • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

            But none compare to The King >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            You mean:

            Gorak – The King of Cavemen >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

          • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

            GORAK SMASH!!!!

          • You mean:

            Guacamole – The King of Avocados and Bolivian Ponchos >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            You mean:

            Jimmy – the King of McNulty >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

          • You mean:

            Joe Thrashnkill – The King of Norwegian Black Metal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            You mean:

            Abbath – The King of Emperor
            >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            You mean:

            JJD – The King Of Dad Rock
            >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls
          • ME GORAK KING OV CAVEMEN!!!

            DRAGONLORD ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!

            https://youtu.be/uCt0tdbZFaY

          • ME GORAK KING OV CAVEMEN!!!

            UGG UGG!!!!

  • Guacamole Jim

    “The Room is a porno” – Randall Thor

    • Out of all the wrong shit he said on this week’s show, that was the most egregious.

    • Guacamole Jim

      “Minimalism is the same chord for five minutes” – Randall Thor

      • That’s not even wrong

        • Guacamole Jim

          IT IS SO WRONG

          YOU ARE THE WRONGEST MAN IN WRONGTOWN

          • It’s wrong only because you misquoted me, i said the song is the same chord for 5 minutes, not minimalism

          • Guacamole Jim

            shhhhhhhhh. I would never misquote you twice just above this comment. Never.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            wat

        • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

          You nailed it. Phllip Glass, anyone?

    • “Oh, hai Randall. I love dragons so much!”

    • You’re welcome for publishing my eternal shame on the internet forever

      • It’s fun. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go listen to some Emperor. Y’know. Abbbath’s old band.

        • Guacamole Jim

          “Toilet ov Hell is a hack website” – Skeletonwitch, probably.

          • backed

          • High on Vallenfyre

            But we mean well!

          • Guacamole Jim

            I actually think it was kind of Joe to let them know right off the bat what kind of a website the Toilet is (if they couldn’t have figured it out from the name).

          • High on Vallenfyre

            True dat.

        • Edward/Breegrodamus™

          Leaving that in the interview was p awesome, lol

        • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

          No no no, Abbath was in Venom, remember? Emperor was Danni Filth’s band. Get it right, mane!

          http://images.shape.mdpcdn.com/sites/shape.com/files/u871/taylor-swift-yelling.gif

          • Emporer.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Lol, that’s exactly how Ihsahn pronounces it on the first track to ‘Anthems’!

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            And Fenriz was in Dimmu Borgir, amirite?

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            No, Fenriz was in Living Color. He sang on ‘Cult Of Personality’.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            No, he was in Mayhem.

    • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

      I will never think of the “You’re tearing me apart, Lisa!” scene the same way ever again.

  • Spear

    Digging that Bloodthirst tune

  • Dubs

    After streaming this whole Ragehammer album, I think it is superior to the new D666 album.

    • Ol Dirty Blastbeard

      lofty claims

    • Stanley

      Interesting. I can’t wait listen to this.

      PS. You say acrossT instead of across or crossed.

      • Dubs

        Wait, what?

        • Stanley

          It’s an American thing. I’ve noticed many ‘muricans pronounce across incorrectly but sticking a T on the end.

          • Dubs

            I went back and listened to my segment. I don’t recall saying across, but it is possible.

          • Stanley

            “All those skeleton memes really get the point acrossT.” lol.

          • Dubs

            OHH. You’re right. Huh. I guess I will be more mindful of my loose t’s.

          • Stanley

            I’m sure that I say all kinds of strange things except I don’t have the www critiquing me.

          • Dubs

            And to think I stood up for you every time Joe called you a Brit…

          • Stanley

            We all have our crossts to bear.

    • I would argue that the new Protector may also be superior

  • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

    Goatdayum, this Ragehammer song was fucking awesome! All about that bass, mane. And of course, Judicator always does the trick (wish like fucking hell I would’ve been able to see their show with Angra).

    W.’s voice sounds exactly like mine, oddly enough! Leaving disappointed, since I was thinking he had a deep Barry White voice all this time.

  • Owlswald

    Hard Rocken is going to replace Wacken next year.

  • Holy fuck does Ragehammer fucking rule.

  • I’m on Joe’s side, Sunwolf sounds perty good, though I get Randall’s point on the repeating chords, but I think the rest of the music makes up for it. Digging the vocals a lot, too. They add another layer of atmosphere to it.

  • Salvador Dalí Lama
  • Waynecro

    Thanks a ton, guys! This was great as always! I mean, I think it was. I saw Eukaryst and Nekrogoblikon last night, and I can’t hear for shit today.

    • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

      How was the show?

      • Waynecro

        Pretty fucking awesome. Eukaryst killed as usual, and Nekrogoblikon was awesome and hilarious. The band had the goblin mascot running all over the place, fucking with people in the crowd.

        • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

          Sounds like a good time man! I’m glad you had fun.

          • Waynecro

            Thanks. Totally worth being out late on a work night.

  • Jom Pootersan

    That Ragehammer song does things to my butt.

  • Óðinn

    Tell Randall that my cat sneezes when he licks dijon honey mustard packages from Wendy’s.

    Cats want tendies too.

    • Dubs

      Lol