Powerwolf – Demons Are A Girl’s Best Friend: A Video Breakdown (NSFW)

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Friends ‎– how many of us have them?
Friends ‎– ones we can depend on
Friends ‎– how many of us have them?
Friends ‎– before we go any further, let’s be
Friends

Powerwolf are a German power metal band that dress up like they’re a black metal band. More bands should do that, just biting other genre’s dumb styles. Let’s get a hardcore band wearing corpse paint, a death metal band wearing checkerboard ties and suspenders, and power metal band wearing flat brims and camo shorts. Screw all conventions and go for it. Anything to attract attention and possibly detract from having an incredibly stupid song title.

“Demons Are A Girl’s Best Friend”. Just say it out loud. Now say it out loud in front of someone you like. Their reaction should let you know that you’ve made a mistake and should feel shame and only shame. If you think that shame only extends to the song title and not the music video, well, you haven’t been reading Video Breakdowns for very long. Sit back and feel the cringe.

 

Jesus, what a dork.

 

Wow! How did they manage to get the Devil from Santa Claus vs. The Devil?

 

Putting the Devil in blackface is prrrrrrobably not the best idea, Powerwolf.

 

Nothing gets nuns hotter than a middle-aged man LARping.

 

Sexually Repressed Wolf

 

 

This feels like a very specific fetish, but to each their own.

 

I don’t remember this scene from Footloose.

 

Powerwolf’s album The Sacrament of Sin is out on July 20th via Napalm Records.

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