Photo Chop: The Rare Pepe Edition

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No one knows from whence he came. No one knows what he wants. All we know is that he is the king of memes. Who is he? Pepe the Frog, of course.

2015 is the year of Pepe, though he has been lurking the darkened swamps of the internet for many years. You’ve seen his face everywhere: in the apocalyptic wasteland of Fallout, doing battle with Dr. Eggman as Sanic the Hedgehog, and even crossing the dimensional barrier with the Survivalist Cult. Rare Pepe memes frequently sell for thousands of dollars on Ebay, and a fine, rare Pepe is worth more than all that jewelry your doddering old Gran’ is leaving you as an inheritance.

With so many Pepes saturating the market, you may be wondering where he may appear next. My friends, metal is the final frontier. This is a virtually untapped market, and I’m offering you a chance to get in at the ground floor. Below I present my own rare Pepe, fresh from the chopping floor. Please don’t steal.

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Our own Lacertilian has also gotten in on the action. Please don’t steal his either.

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So here’s where your chance, friends. Fire up your chopping blades and start dropping Pepe onto your favorite metal album covers. The winner this week gets the privilege of owning the rarest, dankest Pepe meme on any metal blog. Let’s see what you’ve got.

(Image VIA)

  • Edward/Breegrodamus™

    Vulgar Display of Pepe hahahaha

    • KJM

      I just want you to stop saying odd shit, like you can smell Pepe’s fear or you’re living in Pepe’s faded memory of a town.

      • Edward/Breegrodamus™

        haha!

        • KJM

          Pepe cleans up real fuckin’ pretty.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            season two starts this Sunday!

          • KJM

            (crosses fingers) Here’s hoping.

    • Lacertilian

      Fixed

  • KJM

    Pepe IV?

  • KJM

    Good Sir, I shall offer you 10,000 Tendies for your fine, rare Pepe!

  • Guacamole Jim

    Here’s my rare Pepe contribution. Pls don’t steal.

    • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

      “No no, not a noogie! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

  • SO RARE I CAN TASTE THE BLOOD

  • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

    Gentleman, behold my newest masterpiece!

    • Shrimp in a Pizza Box™

      Dankable Pepedity.

      • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

        “Let me share my feels with you!” (as Pepe lets out a blood curdling scream and then does the Woody Woodpecker noise)

        • KJM

          Let me sing you the song of my people!!

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jm4LoOaAWI

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            I know these guys! Their movie is awesome.

          • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

            LMAO, I vaguely remember this one.

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            Isn’t it beautiful?

          • KJM

            Seeing as I’m an old man and this was a big hit when I was in Jr High, that’s not surprising.

    • Maik Beninton™

      You just keep getting better.

      • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

        Thanks!

    • KJM

      I would like to offer you 100,000 GBP for this fine, dank Pepe!

      • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

        Deal!

  • Sheeeiiiit.

  • Shrimp in a Pizza Box™

    Behold.

  • Don’t mess with the cartels Pepe

    • KJM

      Matando Pepe!!

    • Vncle Killvps

      This one needs to win.

  • Hubert

    Pepe doe

  • Hubert

    Not metal… Pepelicker

  • KJM

    OT: (in the “not all politicians suck” dept)Mom’s tv croaked a couple of days ago and I’m a bit financially embarrassed at the moment(at least to that extent). Just now, our state senator Pat Jehlen showed up at the house and brought her one. Credit where it’s due.

    • And now you owe him a favor lol

      • Sorry, watching house of cards lately…

        • KJM

          Oh, I don’t blame you. Somehow I don’t see Pat acting like an evil Kevin Spacey. Looks can be deceiving though.

    • FUKKBEARD

      Check it for spying devices! They’re after you, KJ!

      • KJM

        Oh, I’m sure “They” stuck an RFID in the last batch of percs I scored cleverly disguised as a 5mg Roxicet.

        • FUKKBEARD

          Bonus!

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    origins of pepe—->erowid.com,

    p.c. mascot for “potsmokers”–in post Obama social segregation
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    to demean or subhumanize the image of average potsmokers
    ———
    when a person smokes pot–there is a transformation–from one state–to another metamorphosis—-if you ve seen a kabbalah “tree of life”diagram—it is the middle pillar #6 position—-which is the “king” position (half human/half divine)”half god”

    so anyway–a frog is a similar metaphor–but is “half water/half land”—but is a classic witches curse—to demean a king or “prince”
    when you hear legends about witches turning princes into frogs–or vice versa—-
    this is what they are referring to
    so to sell the idea that pot is “medicinal” or kind of for people who are “not good enuff for regular society”—-the pretend atheist social engineers—spread the “curse”
    pepe (Clinton media) did 911

  • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

    ….

  • Kevin Nash & Friends

    Pepe’s foot, iron frog. Little Pepes scream for more. Pepenoia’s poison door

    21st Century Schizoid Pepe

    • KJM

      I talk to The Pepe
      His words are all carried away…

      • Kevin Nash & Friends

        I’ll be your Pepebout, the Pepes will make you out and out to spend the day with Pepe!

        • KJM

          Tell the moon, don’t tell the Pepe
          Tell the moon, don’t tell the Pepe

          We…have…Pepe!!!

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            Who killed Mr Pepe?

          • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

            The passion of Pepe is for death, said she.

    • KJM

      Dammit, now I have to blast ‘Epitaph’ at top volume.

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    both at once–1st vid mute–2nd vid full vol
    -https://youtu.be/RmmHv6lvO-Q

    -https://youtu.be/QtdOpnCBLj8

    • EsusMoose

      Both on point and oddly very disturbing

  • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

    DIS THREAD – NONE SO DANK.

  • KJM

    This. Fucking. Video. All the feels and then some.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg4pAYkqPLY

    • Kevin Nash & Friends

      Bauhaus and The Cure own my feels.

      • KJM

        Epitaph is pure Feelium. All else is dirt weed in comparison.

      • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

        I got to meet Peter Murphy after his show years back (he was doing autographs for everyone). Nice guy!

        • KJM

          Saw Bauhaus when they did the initial reunion tour back in 1998, great show.

    • Sir Tapir the Based™

      First King Crinson song I ever heard. I was instantly hooked.

      • KJM

        “In The Court…” was my first KC tune.

  • J.R.

    Flush these Normie scum.
    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • As Flittermice as Pepe’s Spys

    • The W.

      I love it

  • Vncle Killvps

    I tried… again.

    • The W.

      This one’s fantastic

      • Lacertilian

        The Peprosy sells it

    • Dead in Peprosy, jajaja!!

  • JamesGrimm
  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    fuck those motherfuckers!!
    both at once- full vol
    -https://youtu.be/48DpS57m7O4

    -https://youtu.be/KMQdiHIZgSo

  • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

    Brb, Stealing these all.

    • Sir Tapir the Based™

      I’m calling Fobba!

    • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties
      • KJM

        #IveSeenEnoughHentaiToKnowWhereThisIsGoing

      • Sir Tapir the Based™

        It means you’ll have weebs torture him?

        • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

          Weebs are ALWAYS fun, so no. I’ll have the derp squads from every right wing political news blog on the internet torture him.

          http://i.imgur.com/RAURqIj.jpg

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            Weebs are never fun. Weebs are literally worse than Hitler.

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            If he steals mine I’ll force him to listen to the Misfits album from 2011 over and over again.

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            How are you gonna do that tho? He’s a fucking bear. He’ll maul your ass.

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            I’ll go to my final form of Quadgod if I have to.

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            Don’t know what that is, but it’s nothing against a god that’s a bear. Prepare thy ass for a rough mauling.

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            Quadgod is 4 gods which combine to make one giant, indestructible god.

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            Not enough to beat a god that is also a bear.
            You’re a god now, you’re a bear now.

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            When Quadgod is combined he is a 7,000 foot tall version of my namesake. He could squash Beargod with his pinky finger. Also, he cannot be destroyed.

          • KJM

            Yeah, but he’ll get a tear just by walking forward.

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            Actually, his quads don’t tear. His quads are made of metal.

          • KJM

            Lies! I know the Quadgod’s one true weakness.

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            STAB HIM IN THE DICK!

          • KJM

            His dick is iron. His quads are wet spaghetti.

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            We eat his quads with meatballs?

          • KJM

            After you tear them, yes.

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            No you don’t.

          • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

            And here’s the bears that will be doing the mauling.

            http://commissionbased.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/gay-bears.jpg

          • KJM

            o_O

          • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties
          • On The Sundae Of Life…

            Further proof the human race is doomed…

          • Lacertilian
          • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties
          • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

            “Weebs are my masters. Weebs are literally better than all of Finland.”

            FTFY

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            Weebs are bad, but not as bad as bronies.

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            Agreed. Bronies are the worst plague since the Black Plague.

          • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties
          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            That’s wrong. I’m not black. I know because the police aren’t arresting me and shooting at me for no reason.

          • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

            Nope, that’s in America. In Finland, the cops, I dunno, just keep asking you politely to not do something or they’ll send you to your room with no dinner or something.

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            In Finland the cops are actually quite nice. They have a great sense of humour.

          • KJM

            Shit, I’m as White and Irish as it gets and I’ve had cops tell me that if they could get away with shooting me they would, and that’s just from being a long haired, pot smoking freak.

          • more beer

            I have had similar things happen to me. All the idiots who scream about white privilege. Don`t know what they are talking about. It`s all economic. If they perceive you as poor white trash. They will harass you. I attached a picture of this dudes house post cops. They were chasing a shoplifter. He ran into a random guys house and barricaded himself in. They had like a 20 hour standoff. They said he was armed with a pistol. But this is what they did to the unlucky guy who`s house the guy broke into. This is just foul. There is no justification for this.

          • KJM

            Yep, I read about that story not too long ago.

          • Óðhinn

            “In America, cops kill you.” – Yakov Smirnoff

          • OldMetalHead

            What a country!

          • KJM

            But I thought you passed the quiz?

          • KJM! HI!

            GL

          • KJM

            Hello dere!!

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            Shit, my cover has been blown! They’re on to me!

          • KJM

            GET HIM!!!!

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            You’ll never find me from the deep Finnish woods!

          • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

            “You’ll never find me from the deep Swedish woods!”

            FTFY

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            Jag är så arg!

          • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

            Eenie meanie chili beenie!

          • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

            As you reveal your true Swedish form………..

          • Sir Tapir the Based™

            Jag hatar dig!

  • Stanley

  • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

    In other news, finally started listening to these guys, and loving it! It’s making my nethers all plump, throbbing and gushy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYNzzWeNPqE

  • KJM

    Don’t watch Trve Detective before bedtime(or do). I dreamt that I did a shitload of coke with Rustin Cohle.

  • Kevin Nash & Friends

    I’m listening to that Misfits album from 2011. It’s one of the worst things I’ve heard in years. Listening to it more than once is a bad idea. At least Jerry Only is a really nice guy.

    • KJM

      I refuse to acknowledge any Misfits that doesn’t have Danzig and Doyle.

  • Scrimm

    Can’t believe no on did a Maiden themed one. Where’s Pepeslave?

    • KJM

      Piece Of Pepe

      • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

        No Pepe For The Dying

        • KJM

          BRAVE NEW PEPE!!!!

          • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

            I’m running Pepe, yeah, I’m running Pepe.

          • KJM

            Pepe Of The Opera, or Phantom Of The Pepe if you prefer.

      • Sir Tapir the Based™

        Fear of the Pepe

        • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties

          I have a constant fear that Pepe is always near.

      • Lacertilian

        @joshuathackston:disqus @BasedTapir:disqus
        Pepe Of Mind

        • Sir Tapir the Based™

          Beautiful!

    • Óðinn

      Just for you Scrimm.

      • Scrimm

        Hahaha nice!

  • KJM

    Welp, here’s hoping the HBO GO servers don’t crash.

  • KJM

    This thread is so dank that it makes Cherry Pie Kush look like ditch weed.

  • Óðhinn

    I did this a few weeks ago, and it’s not really an album cover, but I’m lazy today.

    • KJM

      Feels good enough to die for, man…

  • Sargeant Honkey Poopypanties
  • KJM

    How is it that I can be completely speechless, yet need to babble endlessly about what I just fucking saw? #GameOfThrones

  • KJM

    Chaos is a ladder. Remember that speech and the person who gave it.

  • Óðinn