Photo Chop: 8th Edition

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Here we are again on another glorious weekend edition of Photo Chop, where we congratulate Ted Nü-Djent on his subversive and unexpected use of, uh… some random guy’s face in his winning 7th Edition entry!

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I have no idea who that guy is, but I bet he could run the hell out ov a website. Also you are awarded 10 points for the Electric Boogaloo reference.

And now, because it’s the weekend and you’re either hungover from drinking or working or drinking at work, and because it’s Sunday and you’ve no doubt got the whole fucking day blocked off to devote to this, let’s get straight to teh choppin’z.

The rules:

  • Keep it safe for work
  • Be creative & use whatever tools you want; “talent” or “skill” is not required
  • Post your entry in a new Disqus comment below
  • Entries will be judged on the number of upvotes they receive
  • The winner will be announced in the following week’s edition and might win… something!

Here’s this week’s image ov glory.

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    • CyberneticOrganism

      🙁

      • KimJongUn’s Oily Sexy Butt

  • Shrimp ov Bad Opinions

    I can’t seem to think of any way to edit this one that doesn’t involve phalluses (phalli?) or really terrible Arch Enemy jokes.

    • I can only think of who set this up?
      “Hmm, what the hell do goths look like… Eh, fuck it.”

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Come on buddy you can do it…

  • MoshOff

    ..

  • Introducing new and improved vagina repellant.

    • MoshOff

      I think the dude on the right is the guy from “Your Kid’s an Asshole” by Iron Reagan.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqlvGBBxZuc

      • He looks the type that the bullies give wedgies to and pull their underwear over their head. Can’t fit him into a locker so they do that instead.

      • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

        I love this song.

    • Shrimp ov Bad Opinions

      No fedoras?

    • KJM

      Excess body fat = Best vagina repellent ever

      • NefariousDude

        That sword tho

        • CyberneticOrganism

          Only 99¢ at Walgreens

  • Dr. Dubz

    And you came, and you gave without taking, but I sent you away, oh Gothy!

    • KimJongUn’s Crunchy Chest Hair

      Oh, did you hear he finally got married?

      • Dr. Dubz

        I did not. Good for him.

      • more beer

        There are now a lot of upset old ladies. Especially since he married a man.

        • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

          Who is this guy?

          • more beer

            Barry Manilow.

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            I wouldn’t have known.

          • more beer

            Your grandmother would have been able to tell you who he was.

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            That is true.

          • Dr. Dubz

            I actually like some Manilow songs.

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            I prefer Tom Jones. My mom loves him.

          • Dr. Dubz

            I also like Tom Jones.

          • KimJongUn’s Oily Sexy Butt
          • more beer

            I wasn`t saying anything bad. I was just pointing out, that JJD`s grandmother could have identified him.

          • Dr. Dubz

            Haha, I took no offense.

          • more beer

            i didn`t think you did

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            I refuse to believe that you don’t know who Barry Manilow is

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            I didn’t know that was him. I’ve never seen any photos of him.

        • KimJongUn’s Oily Sexy Butt

          Yep, as they scream “OMG, no, not Barry! He was so tough and butch!”

  • KimJongUn’s Crunchy Chest Hair

    ….

    • Maik Beninton

      OMG

      • KimJongUn’s Crunchy Chest Hair

        Yep, I had to go for the lowest common denominator as usual.

        • Maik Beninton

          Go change your name to KJU’s Oily Sexy butt.

          • KimJongUn’s Oily Sexy Butt

            I might just do that! It’s almost time for my weekly name change.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            I thought the exact same thing before I saw Maik’s post up there.

          • KimJongUn’s Oily Sexy Butt

            Done, and done!

    • KJM

      Here’s your winner.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      ha ha ha she’s pooping over teh railing. poop.

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Kim Jong broke the internet

      • KimJongUn’s Oily Sexy Butt

        Just ask Sony about that one!

        • Ted Nü-Djent ™

          I don’t have their phone number :/

    • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

      hahaha

    • Óðhinn

      Kim Jong Un keeps his oily ass game proper.

  • I’m too hungover to operate a computer. My ‘chop is with you in spirit. And vomit.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Good show last night?

      • It was a weird one.

        • KJM
        • CyberneticOrganism

          “Band was acting strange” weird, or “the crowd devoured itself on a bath salts binge” weird?

          • Just a large number of strange things piled up. My favorite was waiting at the bar and listening to two people argue about whether or not we sucked.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            That’s a classy crowd.

          • add me to the “not suck” camp, regardless of what i say anywhere else on the intarwebs.

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            Same.

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            *SPOILER* You did. Probably.

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            No you didn’t

  • JamesGrimm

    Meanwhile, in music…

    https://youtu.be/VrUJWq865ps

  • EsusMoose

    So I threw this together, I’m tired.

    • Dr. Dubz

      hawt

    • Maik Beninton

      Da fuc?

    • Sir Tapir the Based

      See you in court!

    • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

      This is funny.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      You’ve been reading my dream journal

  • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

    I have a good one of these. I’ll submit it soon.

    • Sir Tapir the Based

      In 2016, JJD submits the picture.

      • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

        I’ll have it done by midnight hopefully.

      • CyberneticOrganism

        In 2016 Russia, picture submits you.

        • Sir Tapir the Based

          Boo!

  • Way off topic: I’m picky about horror-comedies but this was balls out bonkers. Anyone? Anyone?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_P4C8x9S28

    • JamesGrimm

      This movie was very fun.

      • JamesGrimm

        Try digging up the merrow, and the house october built.

        • I think the latter is streaming you know where. I’ve never heard of the former. Will check out posthaste.

          Are these comedies? Or just straight horror?

          • JamesGrimm

            One is adam green, if you’re familiar. the other is scary if you hate clowns or haunted houses.

          • Do I know Adam Green? What’s he done?

          • JamesGrimm

            Hatchet. and a shit ton of indie things. and frozen. the horror movie.

          • The hatchets were entertainingly vapid. Just watched The House that etc. and I kind of wish I didn’t. Laaaaaaaame ending.

          • JamesGrimm

            thats the big problem with entertainment these days. Its all been done. well or otherwise.

          • KJM

            ‘Marrow’ has it funny moments but is mostly straight up horror with a mockumentary twist.

          • Is it shaky-cam? I don’t hate shaky-cam as much as others do, but I’m starting to get tired of it.

          • KJM

            There’s some but not a lot.

    • Call the Slambulance

      I really dug this movie! I went apeshit when the pseudobestiality went down.

  • OldMetalHead

    Bitch. Don’t even try that goth shit at the Behemoth concert tonight.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Women with gauntlets >>>>>>>

  • CT-12

    this is lame, but I’m tired and don’t want to get to any of my responsibilities for the day

  • Ellipsis

    • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

      You automatically win.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Ha ha ha ha

  • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

    Here’s mine.

    • Maik Beninton

      You spent hours on this?

      • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

        It actually took me two minutes.

        • CyberneticOrganism

          That’s all ya need

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    Probably too late to the party but here you go anyway

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Is that Conan?

      • Ted Nü-Djent ™

        Yes it is

        • CyberneticOrganism

          Much winnings

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            Last week I was able to get in earlier as I had a public holiday on Monday so I didn’t have to go to work. Stupid timezone differences!

    • great minds, d00d. i was gonna do something so insanely close to this

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    Also, this is me celebrating after victory was assured

  • Óðhinn

    ….

  • Óðhinn

    ….

  • Óðhinn

    ….

  • Óðhinn

    Last try.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      YES x 1000