Photo Chop: 18th Edition

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This edition’s theme comes from a smart, probably very attractive reader’s suggestion.

But first, let’s congratulate Ron Deuce on his win from our last edition:

17thEditionWinner

I don’t understand it, but the Disqusing votes hath spoken. Ron, get in touch with me to get your custom voicemail greeting.

And now on to this edition’s theme, courtesy of J.R.™: Minor Yet Critical Band Name Alterations. Observe his flawless example:

JR_BlingGuardian_700Stab for embiggened bling glory

So go ahead & jump on Google images, pick your favorite band promo photo, modify a single letter or two in the band name and make an entirely new creation. For better or worse (probably worse). See above for “Bear Factory” fail goodness.

Be as creative as you wish, and I’ll give you a crazy voicemail message to the winner in return.

The rules:

  • Keep it safe for work
  • Be creative and use whatever tools you want; “talent” or “skill” is not required
  • Post your entry in a new Disqus comment below
  • Entries will be judged on the number of upvotes they receive
  • The winner will be announced in the next edition and can request a custom audio thingy
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  • The Voice of Reason

    Bear Factory – Not a fail at all! That sets the bar pretty high!

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Thank you, Morgan Freeman

  • Óðinn

    ~~~

    • Maik Beninton™

      Pretty sure that’s cheating, you’re using something that has been created before.

      • Óðinn

        Fair enough, Maik. If it’s cheating, I withdraw my entry. It just happens that I created this a while ago, and it meets the description of this Photo Chop.

        • Maik Beninton™

          So you made this, I guess it’s alright then.

          • Óðinn

            Yes. I definitely did.

          • Death

            “Yes, it was all me. I certainly did not steal this Pepe. That is silly. Hehehehe.”

          • Óðinn

            True. I don’t know who created the Pepe. I just cut that out from an old meme.

          • Death

            It was a joke.

          • KJM

            Stealing Pepes? Perish the thought.

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            Because Pepe belongs to the People. By The Pepe, For The Pepe.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Suicidal Tender Chicken Fingers (includes small Pepsi)

      • Óðinn

        That’s true. Free refills too.

        • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

          And a trip to the………… In-Sti-Tution!

  • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

    Gentlemen, behold!

  • Hey guys, have you seen Tapir recently? Some imposter(s) have been making multiple accounts on MS and he had to delete his account, and he still hasn’t shown up yet. So if you see him, let me know.

    • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

      He was on the other night, showing me some Finnish post rock. More than sure that was the real Tapir. BTW, look down below and vote for me!

      • Okay, thanks. He was on earlier today, and then the whole thing started. I thought I was speaking to Tapir, but it was actually some dude with the same exact name and profile pic. And ten shit started to get really bad, with even more accounts, and then he had to delete his account.

      • Death

        It was post-punk.

      • Óðinn

        I could go for some Finnish Post-punk.

        • Death
          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            Yep yep, these guys are the bee’s knees!

          • Death

            It’s one of my favourite albums of this year. Svart is releasing a lot of good shit this year!

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            I tried finding the album, but only found those two songs. 🙁

          • Death

            The full album is on spotify.

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            Checking that out when I get back (leaving in a second) and stabbing it.

          • Death
          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            Thanks, sticky buns!

          • Óðinn

            That’s some tasty shit, Death. Finnish musicians are ahead of the curve.

          • This is tasty.

          • Death

            Death is my name, tasty music is my game.

          • When I die (I still have a long life because half elves last longer than humans) can you sing me a post-punk lullaby?

          • Death

            That would be an honour.

    • Maik Beninton™

      I think he’s @BasedDeath:disqus now.

    • Death

      It’s-a me.

      • Hey. I thought you were gone in cyberspace. Let’s jump the fucker imposter.

        • Death

          Nah man, I ain’t going back there. My MS days are over after that shit show.

          • Okay, man. I understand. I’m going to try to make sure that shit doesn’t happen again.

          • Death

            Can I ask you something? Why did you have to mention the Toilet? They’re gonna follow you here.

          • Maik Beninton™

            We will ban them with Papa Joe’s powers.

          • If he comes here though, that’s the problem. He’s pretty smart, he won’t come here. He looks at my conversations.

          • Death

            Well if he doesn’t come here things’ll be ok. If he does, he’ll be banned.

          • I just found out there’s actually two of them. MS really needs to get their shit together.

          • Death

            They’ll probably stop once they notice I’m not there anymore.

          • Oh, okay. I think they stopped, because I did a “test” reply to see if he was still active, but he hasn’t replied yet. That’s good.

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            Not if that one guy who stalked you because of your Slayer comments on here a while back. Lesson learned: why even bother with Axl Bonerpull and MS in the first place?

          • Death

            I don’t think it’s that guy. He hasn’t bothered me after that. Why would he start now? It’s someone else that doesn’t like me.

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            I meant that there’s probably more like him. It is MS after all, which is like the Special Ed version of Fight Club.

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            Didn’t they get a moderator, finally? AKA, a guy they don’t pay that skims through shit just to make sure nothing illegal pops up and that’s about it, a la Reddit’s mods.

          • Yeah, he left. He was a cool guy. He used to be a MS commenter until MS offered him the mod job. Now he’s gone.

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            Now it’s back to being the Reddit/Gawker/4Chan of the metal world. Minus the occasional laughs. I quit going to Metal Injection ages ago, partly because they’re the People Magazine/Kardashian worship of the metal world, and the fact that they posted the Facebook address and name of a girl who was raped by a member of a metalcore band.

          • Yeah, they suck. Metal Injection ALWAYS steal articles from MS. Always.

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            Yep! Or TMZ, considering how many “Rihanna/Justin Bieber/Kim Kardashian/etc. wore a Metallica/Megadeth shirt” articles they have.

          • Yeah, really.

          • more beer

            That works both ways.They steal from each other.

          • Eh…Metal Injection steal from MetalSucks a lot more, if so.

          • more beer

            It`s pretty even.

          • Not really. I’ve only seen MS copy them…I don’t know…maybe twice? But I’ve seen MI copy MS a lot.

          • more beer

            Pay more attention you will see I am correct.

          • Pay more attention and you will see I am correct.

          • Death

            Ladies ladies, no need to fight.

          • I know, right? Ha!

          • Death

            Like 4Chan gave birth to Pepe, MS gave birth to the Toilet.

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            Kinda like Nazi Germany making the Geneva Convention happen? All three came as a result of avoiding something much worse that already happened.

          • Death

            No, the Nazi Germany gave us the glorious Aryan race!

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            You mean the one that was in what is now Iraq?

          • more beer

            He couldn`t take all the depravity.

          • Did I mention he’s a private? This is going to be pretty tough…

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            It makes me hot, moist and satisfied when Joe lays down the law.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            That’s how you get a jockstrap full of “beef stew”

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            That’s part of it!

          • more beer

            That`s country gravy.

          • Shit. I don’t think stuff through. I’m sorry. What’s Derek’s email? I want to report this fucker.

          • Death

            He ain’t the mod anymore. He left.

          • Oh shit. We have a problem, then. If he comes here, we’ll have to het Joe to report him.

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            Not until we make fun of him and crush his ego first! Damn you, you’re not about to take my schadenfreude away from me!

          • I think he’s gone now…Tapir and I gave him the jumpin’ of his life!

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            Argh, I wanted to pull out some of my classic South Side Chicago insults!

          • Well…do you like sloppy seconds?

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            You know there’s only seven planets left?

          • What happened to the other 1,000,000,000,000,000 planets?

          • Death

            They were mean to me.

          • Death, that doesn’t mean you have to destroy them! I thought I went over this with you!

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            There’s only seven left because I destroyed Uranus!

            https://d.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1420294786ra/13201197.gif

          • Please don’t…

          • Death

            You’re not going to be sitting for a while.

          • I can’t stand forever!

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            Haha, wasn’t aimed at you, amigo, just pulling out one of my classic insults. :-p

          • Destroyer Of Asses…sounds like a good band name, wouldn’t you agree?

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            Nobody puts Tapy in a corner!

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            MySpace? Multiple Sclerosis?

          • Lingonberry Bitch

            Did I hit too many soft spots? Might want to switch to some real death metal ?

      • CyberneticOrganism

        Behold… the true based tapir has become Death, destroyer of worlds

        • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

          One huge reason not to fear death! Death has never been wimpier and less imposing.

          • Death

            I’ll take your kneecaps.

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            I’ll sick Tonya Harding on you!

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8vuDZ3uDuI

          • Death

            I’m telling your mom! You’re gonna be sooooo grounded!

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            *kicks mom in the clit*

          • Death

            Misogyny!

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            My mom’s not a woman. She’s a sea slug’s slimy diarrhea.

          • Death

            Oh. That changes everything. Mollusks are horrible. But you’re the son of a mollusk’s shit. You’re extra horrible!

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew
          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            You’ll take my kneecaps out to dinner? A movie? Someplace to meet other kneecaps?

          • Death

            I’ll throw people that pass my house with them.

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            Huh? You’re gonna toss people at my kneecaps, like a spear?

      • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

        Ugh not again

        • Death

          U wanna tussle m8?

          • KJM

            It’s time to recycle the “you sank my battleship!” jokes.

          • Death
          • Lingonberry Bitch

            Jewish writers 🙂

          • more beer

            There you go.

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            *cuddle

            Ftfy

      • CT-12

        How ’bout a comeback for Metaphysical Anus?????

        • Death

          Already tried that, it got stolen by some jackass on MS.

          • CT-12

            whaddadouche

      • Óðinn
    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Aww, you do love him

  • The Voice of Reason

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Mmm

    • xengineofdeathx

      I am now going to eat a whole sleeve of fig newtons.

      • more beer

        Nice avatar Money Talks is such a good album. Cryptic Slaughter is a band I always wanted to see. Too bad they never played anywhere close to where I was. There was a really good interview with one of them on No Echo a few months ago. http://www.noecho.net/interviews/scott-peterson-cryptic-slaughter

        • xengineofdeathx

          Yeah man, that album was like a game changer for me. And only reinforced my hatred for right-wing stupidity. Shame more people don’t know about them that like metal and hardcore. Also, best vocals in crossover ever. I gotta check that out.

          • more beer

            I definitely think a lot of the older people know this album. They really didn`t have to long of a run. 2 solid albums the third wasn`t that good. It has been an album I`ve been listening to since it came out and still listen to to this day.

  • Tolo

    Static Rex

  • Óðinn

    ~~~

    • I’m art!

      • Óðinn

        You always have been, Joe. You just needed to believe in yourself. 😉

        • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

          You two get a room!

      • Óðinn

        ~~~

    • ^^^Methnks someone has a crush . . .

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Now put him on a can of Campbells Soup

      • pïgchop™

        Meal in a can?

        • Ted Nü-Djent ™

          That. Is. Glorious.

  • Tolo

    Barkthrone

  • At The Gates, The Black Dahlia Murder – What’s the Difference?

    • CyberneticOrganism

      At The Fuggs

    • xengineofdeathx

      I aint a patient boy, I aint waitin for shit jumpdafuckup. DOWNSTROYYYY!!!

  • Spear

    The things I saw while trying to make this image. I’m ready to die now.

    • old_man_doom

      Fuck

    • Good lord

    • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

      Gah, hvað ríða sem er?! Setja Furries volanco að brenna!!!!!!!!!! (it’s Solstafir, so Icelandic automatically popped up in my mind)

    • J.R.™

      Had I known my idea would have spawned this abomination I would not have submitted it.
      Here have my upstab

      • Spear

        Really, this is all your fault.

    • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

      Sigur Bros. Or Brojork.

      • xengineofdeathx

        Dude have you ever seen the Bröjörk video for Bachelorpad? It’s pretty sick. Best song on Bromogenic.

        • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

          Haha no, but link me up!

          • xengineofdeathx

            You’ve Been Lifting Again, and Pagan Broetry too. Some dude deadlifts like 1200 pounds in that video.

        • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

          Ooooooooooooooooooh, I see what you did there!

          • xengineofdeathx

            Her song titles are kinda hard to turn macho sometimes haha.

  • My first idea was Depheaven, think about that pic.

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Here’s mine. It’s Meat Loaf as real Meat Loaf.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Stay loaf

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        It works, doesn’t it?

        • CyberneticOrganism

          It makes me hungry, so yes

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Now I want food. I’ll be back in a second.

        • Óðinn

          He doesn’t look much different than usual. 😉

  • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

    …………….

    • Óðinn

      Praying For Bigger Hands. Nice Detail. I didn’t notice that at first.

      • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

        Haha look through most of it. I changed alot, including the left sleeve.

  • J.R.™

    Just to let you know Cybro, I got my image from Bing images. So. Chide me as you will.
    I am very smart and attractive though, so you nailed it.

  • The Voice of Reason

    Eaten Back to Life…with some fava beans and a nice chianti!

  • Óðinn

    ~~~

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      My first thought was to make a picture like this. Have a vote

      • Óðinn

        Thanks Ted Nü-Djent. 🙂

        • Ted Nü-Djent ™

          I can’t believe I’m the only one

          • Óðinn

            I thought somebody else might do a “Player” one.

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            The only one who has up voted this picture that is.

          • Óðinn

            I see. I just posted it a few minutes ago.

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            Right, my comments are sorted by best and not newest so that makes sense

    • Took you all day to think of this, huh?

      Still, genius.

      • Óðinn

        To be honest, I thought of it this morning. I was too lazy to do it then. Took 2 naps today. Only day off this week. Long day yesterday.

        • Just think: if you’d skipped out on those naps this photo-chop could have, like, 17 upvotes by now . . .

          • Óðinn

            I know. It’s a tragedy. 😉

      • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

        DeJoe for the win!

    • more beer

      That is great!

    • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

      And Dave’s looking pissed that she’s rubbing up on his man. “Hey, you, lady! Get your ass off my meal ticket!”

  • Ted Nü-Djent ™

    Not mine but this always makes me chuckle

  • JamesGrimm
    • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

      Brilliant band!

  • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

    Random video for Sunday. Oingo Boingo >>>>>>>>>> the universe

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtM2WSFv4UI&list=PL4112A6CFAE0A03F3&index=6

  • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

    For the random Sunday video (I deleted the last post, lol), enjoy!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB2Hy-pJ2TM

  • Lacertilian

    Time zone difference means I miss this but here’s the performer known as Elvish.

  • Óðinn

    ~~~

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Nice!

      • Óðinn

        Thanks, CyberneticOrganism.