Photo Chop: 15th Edition


In our last edition, we celebrated America… again. This time, we celebrate cheap inspiration.

But first, let’s all send congratulations ov hell to J.R.™ for taking home the popular vote with his masterful depiction of the Thrashnkill Poser-Punishing Draw Four Illuminati GuacJim Farting Buttwound Conspiracy:


And let’s also applaud Master E… So Vindictive for meeting both challenge criteria of A) adding 100% more David Vincent alongside some B) especially shitty back tattoos. Thank you for recognizing the over-extremeness of ‘Merica.


And now, let’s all forget this whole silly metal blog thing for awhile, chill for a bit and find some personal inspiration. You know the type I’m talking about: cheesy optimistic quotes over a washed-out picture of a sandy beach, a solitary tree or an empty chair. At some point, these advertisements for lifeloving saccharinity have either clogged your facebook feed so it looks like the discount bin at a Hallmark store, or bloated your email inbox to the point of crashing with forwarded messages from your aunt and/or uncle containing hundreds of these things.

Well no more. Fuck that shit. Let’s create a few alternatives.

Find a picture. Think of a quote. Put the quote on the picture and share it here. The weirder, the better. Here’s a few I made to get things started, and check this out if you need some more anti-inspiration.




The rules:

  • Keep it safe for work
  • Be creative & use whatever tools you want; “talent” or “skill” is not required
  • Post your entry in a new Disqus comment below
  • Entries will be judged on the number of upvotes they receive
  • The winner will be announced in the following edition and probably won’t win anything
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