Photo Chop: 11th Edition

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Congrats to the one & only Jimmy McNulty for his perfectly purposed & prophetic photo-choppinz last time:

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Very nicely done, JMcN, huzzahs all around. Be sure to get in touch with Papa Joe to see if he has anything prize-related to hand out this week.

Alright, so it’s a holiday weekend here in the US and I’m sure most ov us flushketeers are all either planning beer-related events, attending beer-related events, recovering from beer-related events or juggling between attending/planning/blowing off multiple beer-related events, so let’s get down to business here & not waste the remainder of the holiday.

You’ve got a bit of free time before your next beer-related event, even if you’re not here with us in ‘Murica. What are you gonna do, fucker? Photo chop, that’s what. What are you going to photo chop? This: James Hetfield’s less successful brother and Conan O’Brien’s half-sister, jamming out on a cheap Les Paul knockoff that’s not even plugged in.

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The rules:

  • Keep it safe for work
  • Be creative & use whatever tools you want; “talent” or “skill” is not required
  • Post your entry in a new Disqus comment below
  • Entries will be judged on the number of upvotes they receive
  • The winner will be announced in the following week’s edition and might win… something!

Happy long weekend! *flush*

  • MoshOff

    ..

    • CyberneticOrganism

      FLAGGED

    • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

      I bet they enjoy Disma.

      • “FUCK OFF!” -Howard Dean

        Nah, they’re way too faggie, Jewish, and commie-loving to like Disma. Just look at their limp wrists and hook noses. Butt pirating kosherats, I would say. Those are likely ironic henna tattoos.

        Disma is only for trve Aryan soldiers ov the iron eagle and their untainted ears. Trve story.

      • “FUCK OFF!” -Howard Dean

        Nah, they’re way too faggie, Jewish, and commie-loving to like Disma. Just look at their limp wrists and hook noses. Butt pirating kosherats, I would say. Those are likely ironic henna tattoos.

        Disma is only for trve Aryan soldiers ov the iron eagle and their untainted ears. Trve story.

        • I know you’re being sarcastic but is faggie still a thing?

          • “FUCK OFF!” -Howard Dean

            I don’t think so. Maybe only among the most hardcore hateful. I haven’t heard it since high school (except at the super secret international hate meetings where we listen to Der Sturmer and RAC while reading the Protocols of the Elders of Zion).

          • I’ll ask my local chapter next time I attend for confirmation

          • “FUCK OFF!” -Howard Dean

            My chapter meets on Yom Kippur. They’re a fun loving, ironic crew.

          • Nice, I just met with mine yesterday while Triptykon played

        • INDUBITABEARD

          why are we being disparaging towards pirates?

          • “FUCK OFF!” -Howard Dean

            Pirates are communists and proponents of multiculturalism, of course. Read a book.

          • INDUBITABEARD

            mmmm. nah.

      • Óðhinn

        Probably.

    • topical!

      • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

        look —-people are smeared as being “Nazis”==on Rockefeller media–
        that are too “nationalist”—I made a post saying that==and they deleted it—-

        • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

          rockefellers use “Judaism” as a lever to divide people—-they play both sides against each other—
          god bless all jews—–piss on the shills that try to use “jewish shit” to try to divide people–

    • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      it’s Hillary Clinton!—–
      people in America have freedom of speech—unless it’s a death threat
      fuck those fox news motherfuckers!!

      • Óðhinn

        New Disma logo. Free speech.

  • JamesGrimm
    • Maik Beninton

      Yeah I’ve seen that, It’s too poppy.

      • JamesGrimm

        The vox are terrible, and the sloppy shuggah riffs are recorded sooooooo badly.

      • JamesGrimm

        I like the pop elements, when they work.

        • Maik Beninton

          I don’t mind them either, but the vocals don’t do justice.

    • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

      So all the track titles are pretty much named after fictional female characters, a few of them anime, except for two? Veil of Weeabos.

      I’ve never understood the appeal of this band.

      • INDUBITABEARD

        Nyu and Lucy are even the same character.

        • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

          Or could it be Lucy from the recent (awful) movie Lucy?

          • INDUBITABEARD

            Stupid, either way.

          • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

            If I recall correctly, the track listing for Deftones’ “Eros” was supposed to be eleven stripper names, so they probably lifted the idea to some extent.

          • “Each track will be named after a different body pillow I’ve stained beyond recognition!”
            -whoever the members of this band are

          • MoshOff

            In their defense, I think Marc Okubo (guitarist) is Japanese.

        • Maik Beninton
          • INDUBITABEARD

            I know? Great series. Doesn’t mean I’d write two metal songs and name them after it.

          • Maik Beninton

            Eh, the show is metal enough.

          • 2edgy4me

          • Guacamole Jim

            One of the three animes I’ve actually watched. Very very good.

          • Sir Tapir the Based

            You’ve seen three animes? The seed of weeaboo has been sown.

          • Guacamole Jim

            I know. I must commit sudoku.

          • Sir Tapir the Based

            That won’t be necessary. I’ve already called the weeaboo hunters.

          • Guacamole Jim

            For just one little seed? I’m innocent hiroshima nagasaki ramen noodle—

            Oh. I see. Well, I accept my inevitable end.

          • Sir Tapir the Based

            One seed today, a full fucking weeaboo tree tomorrow. We can’t risk that, Jim.

          • Hot Squirt Of Best Korea Love
          • KJM

            Does anime made before the 80s count(i.e. Space Battleship Yamato, Getter Robo G, etc)?

          • Hot Squirt Of Best Korea Love

            I’ve seen far more than that. I love anime!

      • JamesGrimm

        I’m a stickler for FF7 so I hope that song is good.

    • Hubert

      ..

  • Spear

    No skill required, right? (refresh for image)

  • The W.

    I should have added pyro!

    • MoshOff

      Needs more tongue / 10

      • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

        And more “YYYEAAAH”.

      • Hot Squirt Of Best Korea Love

        And she needs a triumphant boner.

  • Hot Squirt Of Best Korea Love
    • INDUBITABEARD

      Most of my family has this problem, myself included.

    • KJM

      All dem bisches want Da Fish!

      • Hot Squirt Of Best Korea Love

        He’s not from Chicago, I swear!

        • KJM

          Coming soon: IceJJFish Vs Welven Da Great! Special guest referee Reverend X!!

      • INDUBITABEARD

        dat weird neck

  • Hot Squirt Of Best Korea Love

    ….

    • Maik Beninton

      Pure art.

      • Hot Squirt Of Best Korea Love

        If it becomes a feature, that’d make my day!

      • INDUBITABEARD

        this is the definition of modern art.

  • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

    I discovered this album today randomly. Amazed it is from 1969. What the fuck is this? What drugs were they on?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36Srmk7JYlI

    • All drugs. All at once.

      • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

        All those drugs also injected, snorted, whiffed, taken orally, rectally, and smoked at once.

    • Ahmed Johnson The Reef Eater

      I know I’m going to enjoy this. These guys must have been on some powerful shit to even think up the cover. The music can’t even be described by someone who isn’t on drugs.

      • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

        Not to be a fuddy-duddy, but I don’t do drugs and I really liked what I heard. I’m drawn to weird shit, especially weird music. It’s almost like Amon Duul II using electronics over guitars, drums, and stuff with proto-Anaal Nathrakh screaming all over the record.

      • Hot Squirt Of Best Korea Love
  • Ahmed Johnson The Reef Eater

    I never thought a commercial would make me weep but this one did. The combination of the feelings of my life so far and the song Pink Moon by Nick Drake are a surefire way to depress myself. It doesn’t help my mood that I have to work tomorrow.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIOW9fLT9eY

    • Lacertilian

      This would be worthwhile drawing attention to if Joe got paid for ads you posted.

  • Óðhinn

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  • Óðhinn

    Comments can’t be blank.