Photo Chop: 10th Edition

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Last time, J.R. received the most stabs for revealing the true nature of the couple in the woods who answered the following craigslist ad:

Fun-loving, quest-going lord & lady couple seek huzzah-making experiences in yonder enchanted woods. Bringeth thy most powerful staff or thy most wondrous love pouch to coaxeth our gleaming potions of lust-making from our blazing souls and/or holes of glory. Also be a dragon so we can bang.

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Congratulations ov glory, J.R.! Ye golden bowl hath been found, alerteth the good King Shit of Ancient Fuck Mountain! His most loyal Lord Papa Joe and Lady Steeldragon were triumphant in their quest!

Alas, the Lord Papa Joe hath been slain… just now. Mourn the imaginary-for-the-sake-of-this-post passing of ye most glorious Toilet Lord. The Lady Steeldragon must avengeth his death, as conveniently seen below. Godspeed ye faire dragoness, and don’t forget to pick up your Evanescence CDs that you left next to the battery-powered camping stereo in order for you to get into the right mindset to take this picture.

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The rules:

  • Keep it safe for work
  • Be creative & use whatever tools you want; “talent” or “skill” is not required
  • Post your entry in a new Disqus comment below
  • Entries will be judged on the number of upvotes they receive
  • The winner will be announced in the following week’s edition and might win… something!

 

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  • Dean the P.I. Staker

    Howard Dean presents: Ultimate Supreme Chop Skillz that Killz. Beholden dis mastery of da chop. Unrecognizable.

    ‘merica. Fuck yeah.

    http://i.imgur.com/eVYWz.jpg

    • You can motorboat two different ways with this one.

    • google reverse image lookup is a beautiful thing
      happy mother’s day!

    • Ahmed Johnson The Reef Eater

      This will hopefully make me forget about that skull video which will haunt me forever. Not even the Baby Laughs A Lot commercial horrified me that much.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kvenmWEhFE

  • edgy:

    • Ahmed Johnson The Reef Eater

      Jimmy plz! I buy band shirts there!

      • The W.

        They sell dad rock shirts at Hot Topic?

        • Ahmed Johnson The Reef Eater

          They actually do. They have shirts of Journey, Rush and other bands. I bought an Iron Maiden hoodie there.

          • The W.

            Ah, I wouldn’t consider Maiden dad rock. Good show, lad.

          • Ahmed Johnson The Reef Eater

            They don’t just sell sceney weeny stuff there. They also sell shirts of bands that most metalheads like.

          • The W.

            +1 GBP for use of sceney weeny.

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            I might start referring to my Johnson as my sceney weeny teeny peeny

          • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

            getcha “pull’ on bruh

          • Oli Fucking Sykes, Son.

            Aww, come on, no fair, I’m in BMTH, I’m more scene than anyone here.

          • CT-12

            I bought a fucking Bathory shirt at one in Austin. Couldn’t believe some of the actually badass shirts they had (Emperor, Mayhem, etc)

          • TheRedman(formerly God ov All)

            They sometimes don’t drop the ball on providing some good merch. You gotta dig for it though because they won’t advertise it. I was able to find a Cannibal Corpse “skeletal domain” shirt (looks fucking cool) and a behemoth “the satanist” shirt.

        • Virgil the Ghost Poet

          I AM DAD ROCK!

      • Ted Nü-Djent ™

        How is Kansas a hot topic?

    • Maik Beninton

      I’ve never seen one before.

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      I don’t need to see anymore entries. Game. Over.

  • The W.

    Chosimba!

    • Guacamole Jim

      HA!

  • The Bourbon Is Mine… Alone

    • Winner winner.

      Subway dinner.

      • TheRedman(formerly God ov All)

        Followed by the shits

        *shakes fist at subway*

        • Nah, Subway never gives me the shitzoids. I mean of course their food is basically crap, but . . . You just have to order the right sandwich.

          • TheRedman(formerly God ov All)

            Well I’m (medically diagnosed) gluten sensitive so anything with gluten gives me the shits. I just have to determine whether it’s worth it before i eat.

          • Is that the Celiac disease? That shit sucks.

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            If its coeliac, you shouldn’t consider it at all

          • TheRedman(formerly God ov All)

            Oh it’s not that. It’s more or less my body treats gluten like a mild allergy. I just get a stomach ache and some bad gas at most.

        • Subway’s new vinaigrette is really good doe…

    • Hail as a warrior of true metal, or cry false and die by my steel

      • The Bourbon Is Mine… Alone

        *cries false*
        *puts head on chopping block…*

    • GOOD JOB, WARRIOR!

      NOW YOU CAN DRINK ALE UNTIL YOU PUKE TO HONOR YOUR ANCESTORS AND SOMETHING MORE ABOUT SLAYING WITH MORNING STEEL OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

      I HAVE BAD MEMORY AND DIDN’T REMEMBER THE TRADITIONAL SPEECH, BUT I’M CLOSE!

  • Joe is such a nerd. He has taught me well though. THRASH AND KILL NERDS!

    • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

      At least he is an acceptable form of nerd. Not like a weeaboo or some high-ranking nerd.

  • Ahmed Johnson The Reef Eater

    I regret not making this into a He Man one.

  • Well shit, I can’t think of anything this time. An a somewhat related but also unrelated note, this has to be one of the worst album covers of any album this year:

    • Lolololol plz assure me this isn’t a joke!

      • This is the picture they keep advertising their new album with. I really hope that isn’t the album cover.

        • TheRedman(formerly God ov All)

          Which ones the racist coke head?

          • Call the Slambulance

            All of them?

          • The dude with the redish hair I think. It is a shame that the people in the band seem like total ass hats because their first few albums were quite good.

    • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

      I bet they hate everything new and will die angry.

    • Óðhinn

      I feel sorry for them.

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Shoulda shopped her onto this cover

    • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

      I love the fact Phil is balding and soon will don the skullet…couldn’t happen to a bigger tool! So excellent….

  • J.R.

    I have never felt more victorious than I do right now. Thanks Fam

  • J.R.

    I feel that the F-15 should be something.

    I had another Idea I might try if I’m feeling saucy enough.

  • Stanley

    Behold. The Savior.

    • The W.

      Gaaaahhhhhhh

    • I’m never eating again. Thanks.

      • Stanley

        It’s ok to eat. It’s NOT ok to be eaten, especially while alive and especially by maggots.

        • I lolz’d’d’d’ddddddddz.

          I was so glad I didn’t have to see this when everyone was talking about it the other day. You ambushed me. So . . .

          Fuck you?
          🙂

        • Lord Flashheart (aka KJU)

          There’s worse. Google ‘krokodil and maggots’. That one image I saw of it is way beyond sickening.

          • Stanley

            Nope. Won’t do it. I’ve had enough maggots to last me a life time. Two life times even.

    • J.R.

      Oh yeah! I’ve seen this around. Is this what everyone was going about the other day re: “Tyree’s skull video” or something?
      Thought it’d be worse to be honest.
      Not this WEAK SAUCE

    • Shrimp in a Pizza Box

      I didn’t expect the hole to be so big, wouldn’t the dude be dead already from all the possible infections?

    • Virgil the Ghost Poet

      Hahahahaha. Nice.

  • I’m not good at this

    • Dean the P.I. Staker

      +1 for shake weight humor. Always.

  • Óðhinn

  • JamesGrimm

  • Óðhinn

    Here’s a Black Metal version…

    • Lord Flashheart (aka KJU)

      Lol, you already know where I’m going with this one!

      • Óðhinn

        Other than my spelling mistake? Tendies?

        • Lord Flashheart (aka KJU)

          Haha, no! :-p

  • Óðhinn

    Wanky Tech Death version…

  • Óðhinn

    Shitty rock band version…

  • Lord Flashheart (aka KJU)

    ….

  • Lacertilian

    My vote is for the header image, it’s beautiful

  • Óðhinn
  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Clintons did 911/Waco /okc bombing

  • Vnkle Killvps

    I’ll never win these things…