Official TovH Party Hard 2015 Playlist

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Precisely a year ago, your very most favoritest pumpkin baby brought you your very mostest favoritest “Party Hard” Spotify playlist to help ring in the new year. It was such a runaway smash hit that I couldn’t resist bringing you yet another masterfully curated collection of heavy jams that make all the cool kids bob their heads, swig their beverages, and muster the courage to make a move on that hottie making eyes from across the room.

Whether you want classic Swedish death metal, dance punk, or drinking hymns distilled from times long since past, you should find something on this playlist to set the mood for you and your friends for any festive occasion. Without further ado we present to you the very mostest officialest TovH Party Hard 2015 playlist!

See you in 2016, folks!

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  • Dubs
  • Power metal confirmed. Playlist is good

  • Boss the Damage Case Ross

    Where is the Wu-Tang?

  • Let’s all agree on something. Death’s cover of Painkiller is easily the greatest cover in metal history

    • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

      And yet it pales in comparison to the brilliance that is on display on the rest of that album.

    • Machine That Yells At Farts
    • Boss the Damage Case Ross
    • Dave Vincent’s Perm

      Leprosy is still their best album

    • Max

      It’s actually what got me into Judas Priest.

  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

    Do you like to party?

    • ┼yree

      I like to farty.

    • Machine That Yells At Farts

      Dear god, I’ve had this stuff before. Has the alluring taste of bug spray and Thunderbird, with a car battery aftertaste.

      • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

        So, you enjoyed it then?

        • Heroic Nipple Farts Of Doom

          Nope!

  • Sir Tapir The Based

    New Swallow the Sun finally licked me and now it be one of this years best imo.

    • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

      Ayy

    • Machine That Yells At Farts

      Only heard a couple of songs. Saw them live though (with Moonsorrow and Finntroll)

  • ┼yree

    Not to be confused with Necroholocaust. This is Nekroholocaust from California, they were only active from 1987-1989 and released only one compilation album. This fuck happens to have a copy. Such a savage album, highly recommended if you can find it.

    http://i.imgur.com/GcdvL8a.jpg
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu2gCoD_Zvs

    • what is that “<3 d-beat" thing under it?

      • ┼yree

        Some free sticker I got somewhere.

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

      Hahaha, you have to see the review some guy wrote about them. I hope he’s taking the piss.

      http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Nekroholocaust/In_Memories_of_Fire/86539/Noktorn/29088

      • Dubs

        “If any of this was recorded before 2000 I’ll rip my dick off. “

        • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

          So bizarre, but it appears to be legit. Also you need to find that dude and have him write for this site. Just saying…..

          • Dubs

            He’s definitely sharper than the majority of reviewers on MA.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Well, that goes without saying. He can just use the pseudonym Dickripper. Boom, done.

          • Dubs

            I’m in.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            You’re a good man.

          • that’s Guac Jim!

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            We’re all Guac Jim.

      • ┼yree

        Wow. Eat a bowl of fuck.

        “There’s a dose of thrash here, which tends to be annoying when it’s grating against the more obviously modern black metal, but it doesn’t really matter because the songwriting itself is horribly sloppy and hackish.”

        • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

          Yeah, what the fuck?? Insane.

          • ┼yree

            Well, that was certainly entertaining though.

    • ┼yree
    • Machine That Yells At Farts

      Damn, there’s one I haven’t heard in fucking ages! I had it years back. I picked it up at the used CD/tape/album store ages ago just out of curiousity, along with Throbbing Gristle and Disharmonic Orchestra.

  • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

    Party till you puke your balls!

  • KJM, Shake Zula

    In about 2-3 hours, I’ll be getting REALLY fucking schwifty up in here

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4Xp6g-_UUw

  • KJM, Shake Zula
    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      T Rex is good party music.

      • Sir Tapir The Based

        For a party in a retirement home.

        • Janitor Jim Duggan

          T Rex is good musuc for any party.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            musuc and partym. Looks like some has started the New Year’s celebration already.

          • Dubs

            Victory was within your grasp, and you bungled it with “some”.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            That’s so Tapir. I’m almost at the finish line and then I shit my pants and fall on my face.
            Also, English isn’t my first language, so I get a free pass.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts
          • *wipes tear from eye*
            well Ollie, we’ll always have those two good seasons

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            I got 3 episodes in, then gave up on it. Mostly because I was busy getting ready to move out of Chicago, and it just plain sucked.

          • it’s not for everyone, of course. but imagine how bad it is if someone who loved the show calls seasons 3 and 4 bad

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            Once it got to the whole thing of him on the island, it just got really fucking ridiculous. At least the chick who played his girlfriend was hotter than a chili cookoff in Satan’s jock strap.

            http://s2.tvequals.com/tv/up/2012/11/Arrow-Episode-5-Damaged-9.jpg

          • “at least every girl on the show is hotter than…”
            *FTFY

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            The CW hires models, not actresses.

          • I recently finished the 100. Holy mother of fuck is that show good. It started off like it was gonna be another teen drama with people who can’t act, but after a few episodes it got really good. It’s really dark at points and goes to places you wouldn’t expect a CW show to go.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            She’s so pretty.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            Indeed! Even her beer and Taquer Berol farts probably smell luscious!

          • Dubs

            Season 3 was whack, Jim.

          • yup. wait til you see Diggle with his new “mask”

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            Dirk Diggler is on that show?!?!

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            It was whack after the 3rd episode.

            FTFY

          • Lacertilian

            *Finnish line

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            Next time, we’ll keep it in your native Swedish and Danish.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Well I do know a little bit of Svenska. Danish can go fuck itself.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            I can understand a bit of Danish from the Icelandic I know, but it sounds about like Icelandic if someone was chomping on a dick with a mouthful of rocks.

          • Boss the Damage Case Ross

            Dubs for the win.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            Lol, saw this yesterday and your name immediately came to mind. Yes, there is now a restaurant more bro-fied than Bdubs, and they even serve burgers and hot dogs on a (most likely dirty) skateboard! It gets even worse from there.

            http://static01.nyt.com/images/2015/12/30/dining/30REST-SENOR-FROG-slide-LLD3/30REST-SENOR-FROG-slide-LLD3-jumbo.jpg

            http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/30/dining/senor-frogs-review.html?_r=1&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Goddamnit.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            It’s unholy marriage of Guy Fieri, Bdubs and Dave And Buster’s. The seventh seal has officially flung open, and now the sky will turn red, split open and start raining blood and bones.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I love Dave and Busters solely because of the arcade. There’s already a Guy Fieri restaurant in NYC. I don’t know, I can’t help but feel someone cracked the seventh seal.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            This reminds of the restaurant from the movie ‘Waiting’ on steroids. If a waiter is dancing on my table and telling me to ‘put it in your mouth’, I’m calling the fucking cops and checking to see if they’re registered sex offenders!

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I’d do the same thing.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            Lol, Bourdain reviewing Guy Fieri’s NYC spot (Flavortown).

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD-e9eLhW0Y

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Tapir plz! My phone has autocorrect!

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Really? Autocorrect makes music musuc and party partym?
            *dials number*
            Hello Bullshit, is that you?

          • Actually yea. Autocorrect has been doing some really stupid shit lately and correcting actual words into gibberish. However, this was probably do to an excess of dad rock on JJD’s part.

          • Lacertilian

            ..

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            BTW, see WWE’s tribute to Lemmy?

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Yes I did. It was very touching.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            I was reading an interview with the drummer and those three words he said stung like hell: Motorhead Is Over.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            By having a stroke while they type?

        • KJM, Shake Zula

          Don’t worry, Sweetie. Someone will be along to change your diaper and give you a new binky soon.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Good. I made a big doo doo.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts
          • CyberneticOrganism

            I loved the tapir in Twilight

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            I’m getting you banned from Norway.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Impossible, I go where I want.

            http://www.jamescamerononline.com/miniuk15.png

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            Looks like he’s about to take a huge robotic poop. #DoAndroidsTakeElectricShits

          • CyberneticOrganism

            I emit exhaust from my endoskeleton’s inner machinery. The fumes could be called flatulence.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            He was great in Polar Bear Cafe.

            http://wonderduck.mu.nu/images/pbc3-1.jpg

          • Maik Beninton™

          • CyberneticOrganism

            GAH!

  • KJM, Shake Zula

    I’m Mr Bulldops.

    • more beer

      I just checked that tracking # It has been delivered at/in your mailbox.

  • Eliza

    Happy new year, everyone!

    • Boss the Damage Case Ross

      Happy New Year(in 14 hours) Eliza!

  • Machine That Yells At Farts

    Happy New Year’s Eve/New Year, everyone!

  • ┼yree

    2 new Sect Pig releases announced for 2016. If you missed this years release here it is:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq0Zl8cVNrQ

    • Dubs

      This band is jacked up in the best way.

      • ┼yree

        Yeah, killer stuff. It’s rumored that members of Revenge are involved.

        • Machine That Yells At Farts

          That alone is reason enough for me to check it out. Revenge’s newest one was fucking sick as hell!

  • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

    Ou hey! Hexer!
    DANA-NANA-NA-NA-NAH

  • (don’t let the VEVO label fool you, this is the best)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGWpRxnyeGg

    • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

      Jesus, jimmy

      • i know right! wait, no i don’t. are you excited or upset?

        • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

          (Worf facepalm)

    • Machine That Yells At Farts

      On behalf of all Chicagoans, I apologize for Local H and Chief Queef.

      • WTF Local H slays

        • Machine That Yells At Farts

          Gah, I remember when they had that hit song in the mid 90’s. One of the worst bands to ever come out of Chicago.

          • see there you go, radio saturation ruined a great song and therefore a great band for you.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            I’ve heard their other stuff, thanks. Definitely not my cup of tea, but glad you enjoy it.

          • i hear ya, which is totally acceptable; and not what i initially thought (that “Eddie Vedder” scared you from checking out their other stuff)

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            They’re still quite big in Chicago. They seem to do shows here and there, but they still sell out some pretty large venues there.

  • EsusMoose

    Great list, Ramming Speeds new album was great so everyone should listen to it. Endorsement

  • Boss the Damage Case Ross
    • Wait–you like Clutch?

      • Boss the Damage Case Ross

        Yes I do. However did you guess?

        • ESPN

          • Boss the Damage Case Ross

            The sports channel?

          • No, telephony.

          • Boss the Damage Case Ross

            Hmmm… telephony…interesting.

          • It’s actually kind of boring. I can speak to people over long distances using something called a “telephone”. Have you heard of this gadget? I think it is going to be a big deal in the future.

          • Boss the Damage Case Ross

            Huh, interesting concept. And who did you speak to about me and clutch?

          • Satan.

          • Boss the Damage Case Ross

            Huh…

  • Boss the Damage Case Ross
  • Machine That Yells At Farts

    And the Parents Of The Year Award goes to whoever this kid’s parents are.

    http://www.deathmetal.org/wp-content/uploads/new_generation_of_metalheads.jpg

    • Boss the Damage Case Ross

      Tyree as a kid?

      • Machine That Yells At Farts

        Lol, that’s what I was thinking! If that was Tyree as a kid, though, he’d already have a full blown Amon Amarth beard going on.

        • more beer

          And a beer in his hand!

          • Boss the Damage Case Ross

            Did you see about the guy that got arrested for throwing a beer bottle at a bartender for changing Sabbath to Christmas music?

          • more beer

            Yea. She shouldn’t have fucked with the classics. Turning Sabbath off for Christmas music. Is in no way acceptable.

          • Boss the Damage Case Ross

            Agreed.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            *Peter Griffin voice then kick* ROADHOUSE!

          • Machine That Yells At Farts
          • more beer

            Don’t be blaming Gorak.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            I think that guy’s the black sheep or creepy uncle in Gorak’s family. You know, the one that’s not allowed at weddings, family reunions or playgrounds.

            For a moment, I thought Randy Blythe started doing meth when I saw the pic.

          • more beer

            Yea except, Randy Blythe wouldn’t have thrown a bottle. He would have just talked until she died of old age.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            And take a black and white picture of her and try to call it a masterpiece. Or repeatedly go outside to make sure ISIS wasn’t outside. Randy seemed pretty cool once he sobered up, but now I wonder if he should start drinking again (and yes, I’ve seen the video of him blithering drunk).

          • more beer

            I will be honest. I don’t like his band at all. Nor do I like him. He comes across to me as such an arrogant asshole. Always having to put his 2 cents into every subject. Then just drones on and on about. He is the singer in a band. The way he put’s his opinions out for the world to see. You would think he was in some sort of important position. He comes across as thinking he is, way more important than he actually is. He said he would move out of America. This is the only good reason, I can see for Trump getting elected. But since Trump won’t be getting elected. We will be stuck with him forever.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            I like some of Lamb Of God. They started off as the world’s biggest Pantera ripoff, got a decent and unique sound for a little while, then with the new one went right into boring, radio friendly bullshit. What annoys me about him is that he yammers on about the same 4 subjects over and over (a short stint in a Czech prison like it was Ryker’s or MI state prison, ISIS, his book and his lame photography. Now and then he’ll talk about how he quit drinking, while leaving out the fact that no one was about to deal with it anymore. According to him, it was because of some grand revelation). And yes, he’s got Corey Taylor Syndrome, where he always has to grandstand about EVERYTHING.

          • more beer

            I have always just seen them as entry level metal. More of a band for teenagers. Plus the stupid name which was a name John the Baptist called Jesus. Sorry I prefer Satan in my metal. Then the other blogs report on everything this guy has to say. As if it is important metal news. Both randy Blythe and Corey Taylor need to shut the fuck up.But even if they were to shut up today. It would be too late. They have said too much already.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            If Corey Taylor actually stopped talking to the press and ranting on Twitter for one day, he’d talk the grasshoppers to death.

          • more beer

            Imagine getting locked in a room with both of them. Talk about torture. We should put captured members of ISIS in said room. That would get them to give us any information we could need. But then again these two wouldn’t shut up long enough to hear the confessions or the information provided.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            I think you just started giving Dick Cheney ideas. That’d make waterboarding look like a Happy Ending!

          • Lacertilian

            Exhibit C.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            Exhibit C of what, pray tell?

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            I like Lamb of God’s first three albums. Personally I don’t really care what’s perceived as entry level and what’s not. There are a lot of the more mainstream metal bands I can’t stand (Disturbed, 5FDP, Avenged Sevenfold, Children of Bodom…I could go on and on), but some of them kinda stuck around. Lamb of God, Machine Head, Fear Factory, Deftones, SOAD, Killswitch Engage and Slipknot are bands popular with teenagers that still did some stuff I like. I don’t like everything they put out -some of their stuff even in my opinion sucks ass- but each one of those bands made at least 2 or more albums I still enjoy listening to every now and then.

            But Blythe, Flynn and Taylor are the ‘holy triumvirate’ of having an opinion on everything, to the point it gets tiresome.
            They’re not actually bad guys though. I know someone who worked backstage at a fest over here. During the years he worked there he met Taylor, Flynn and Blythe. According to him all three of them were easy going, nice guys. And he isn’t even a major fan of their bands.
            On a personal level they seem to be alright. But when it comes to their public media appearance, they’re attention whores of the worst kind.

            p.s.: Happy New Year to everyone on here! Just woke up as sick as a dog.

          • Boss the Damage Case Ross

            good points made.

            Happy New Year to You as well, Mr. King Sir!
            are you sick sick or party sick?

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            Thanks, best wishes to you!
            I didn’t throw a really wild party yesterday. Just a gathering with several friends as I don’t feel like going to a club on New Year’s Eve anymore (since I don’t wanna go into the next year while having to stomach hearing a song by Usher or Pitbull being played by some frat boy dj).
            I think I’ve caught a stomach flu, so I’ve spent this day at home listening to music and watching some movies.

          • Boss the Damage Case Ross

            Damn, that sucks man, sorry to hear about your illness. It’s funny because I planned on listening to music and watching movies just about all day as well, and I’m not even sick. Haha!
            And that club experience sounds terrible.

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            Yeah I used to go to clubs regularly because several of my friends like to go from time to time, but as of last year I haven’t really bothered with it anymore. You mostly end up wasting a lot of money getting drunk yourself, or trying to get some girl tipsy enough to do you a ‘favor’ (which in a lot of cases is in vain anyways). And the music is mostly complete shit: overproduced modern RnB and hip hop, electrohouse or hardcore techno. The only fun thing about it are the fights that break out at least a couple of times a night.

            That’s one of the benefits of getting sick: you can’t really do anything else outside of listening to music and watching movies. I’ve revisited Neurosis’ Through Silver in Blood, Cult of Luna’s Somewhere Along the Highway, Agalloch’s Ashes Against the Grain and Gojira’s The Way of All Flesh thus far. And I’m planning on watching David Lynch’s Mulholland Drive again tonight.

          • Boss the Damage Case Ross

            I haven’t really been a club goer for those specific reasons.

            Right on! Sounds like a productive day to me.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            Oh and his annoying “it could have been us! We were only several hundred miles away” rants about the Paris attacks. Sure, Randy, I almost died too. All that was separating me from being killed in the Paris attacks was hundreds of miles and the Atlantic Ocean. One of those stray bullets could have hit me, I tells ya!

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            I was probably closer to the Boston marathon bombings than he was to the Paris attacks.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            Oh, damn, there’s a fire at a hotel in Dubai! That could’ve been me! It’s so close to VA, I think I got third degree burns!

          • more beer

            Exactly I was close to the World Trade Center on 9/11 than he was to those attacks. I could see the smoke rising where I was.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            Really?

          • more beer

            I lived right on the border of the Bronx. The WTC was only 18 miles away.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            Dayum! I was all the way in Chicago, and they evacuated downtown since there was supposedly a plane that was about to hit there. My GF at the time woke me up, my boss at the second job told me not to come in, and we drove all the way out to Buffalo Grove. It wasn’t until later that I knew what happened, and……………… wow, it’s a moment frozen in time to this day.

          • more beer

            I was close. I had a friend at my house, her aunt worked there. She was freaking out. My girlfriend was on the subway when it happened. She had to walk to the Bronx from Manhattan to get a cab home. None of the trains or buses were running. Every highway was closed. It was surreal. In 35 years I had never seen New York closed like that.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            It was a moment that’s still a horrifying and surreal moment frozen in time. I’ve talked about it here before, but I had a weird dream about 3 weeks beforehand, with the sky turning white, a plane crashing and bodies falling out of the sky. McVeigh was put to death shortly before 9/11, and I told my GF at the time that I felt like something much worse than the OKC bombing was about to happen. That made it even more odd for me.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Somerville was just outside the lock down perimeter so our stores were still open and people were on the streets.

          • more beer

            All the neighborhood stores and things like that were open. But everything else was closed or not in service.

          • COAL ROLL

            Clintons did 9/11

          • more beer

            And a bunch of Arabs working for the Mossad. tried to blow up the Mexican Congress or something equally as stupid. The New York times ran the story then retracted it. It’s a conspiracy! Alex Jones for president. Never forget 10/10/01

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            scroll up and RFI.

    • EsusMoose

      Kids gonna stab himself

      • Machine That Yells At Farts

        “You’ll stab your eye out, kid!” -paraphrasing A Christmas Story

        • EsusMoose

          Probably about a tree, those things are nature enemies to eyes.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            Nah, it was about when the kid finally got a BB gun for Christmas.

    • COAL ROLL

      Is that couch denim?

      • Boss the Damage Case Ross

        Goes well with leather.

      • Machine That Yells At Farts

        Probably!

  • CyberneticOrganism
  • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

    My phone rly rly does not want to load this page because of that embed.

    My 2015 list coming tonite!

  • KJM, Shake Zula

    HAPPY NEW YEAR(rfi)

    • Sir Tapir The Based

      2 hours and 44 minutes to go, bud.

      • KJM, Shake Zula

        Oops forgot to say RFI

      • Boss the Damage Case Ross

        11 hours to go

        • Machine That Yells At Farts

          You wanna be sedated?

      • Machine That Yells At Farts

        Almost 9 hours to go over here. My balls drop at midnight!

        • Sir Tapir The Based

          2016 ain’t looking bad. New Hexvessel, David Bowie, Behexen, Steven Wilson, Moonsorrow, Ulver

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            And a new Steel Panther acoustic album in March!

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            BOOOOOOOOO

          • Machine That Yells At Farts
          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Goddamnit, they still exist?

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            Yep. I like them when I want some mindless, juvenile comedy, but their schtick has been driven into the ground.

          • JWEG

            Reciprocal upvote for mentioning Moonsorrow.

            That might well be the most-anticipated on my (short) list.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            You are a fine man.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Would be great if Bowie could be convinced to do one more tour.

          • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED
          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I wish. Station To Station is one if my top albums ever

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            That’s probably my favorite Bowie album.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            Ever heard Outside? That’s definitely my fave of his.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            My definite favorite is Station To Station. The amount of cocaine he was using at that time was Rick James level. The album is the apex of drug addled paranoia. At the time he was recording this he was not only deathly afraid of Jimmy Page but feared witches were going to steal his semen.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            It’s not the side effects of the cocaine
            I’m thinking that it must be love.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            Lol, still didn’t answer my question, but here ya go! It’s a playlist for the full album. Might want to Google the liner notes as well, since there’s a whole storyline to the CD. Enjoy!

            https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLE0B818C86D434766

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Station to Station is probably my second favourite, right after Low. Low is love, Low is life.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            The return of Brian Eno, good pick.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            Actually, Trent Reznor produced Outside.

          • KJM, Shake Zula
          • KJM, Shake Zula

            They did a tour together and Reznor was in some of the vids, but not a producer.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            I stand corrected, good sir!

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            At the time of the release, Eno as producer was a major selling point since it was the first time he’d done it since the 70s.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            I didn’t even know Eno was still alive at that point. Had the CD back in 96, and thought Reznor produced it. Always wondered what happened to Floria Sigismondi, who did the videos for that album, Marilyn Manson and Filter’s ‘Trip Like I do’ videos.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Eno is still very much alive.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            Good! The man is a genius.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I’m excited for the David Bowie.

          • Steven Wilson?

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            You know it, jabroni!! : )

          • A new studio album?? Gah I gotta look this up!

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Nah, he’s just continuing the tour from his recent album. I’ll be seeing him on March 3rd if I can.

          • Nice, nice. I’ve never gotten the chance to see him live, so I’m really jealous right now…

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            I saw him live last year. He good. He really good.

          • That’s my New Years resolution, to see him live this year.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            I had hoped it would be you fucking off.

          • It was actually going to be quitting bleach, but…

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Also a new ep dude. It’s called 4 1/2.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Oh. That works.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            New EP fuckface.

          • I don’t give a shit about EP’s.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            You don’t give a shit about good music

          • I listen to them, I just don’t buy them.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            It’s 37 minutes long. That’s longer than many full length albums.

          • Many, not most.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Steven Wilson

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            March 3rd in Boston

          • Sir Tapir The Based
          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Oh God no. I suffered through AA waiting to see Slayer & Motorhead at Mayhem Fest.

    • more beer

      Right on. They look like they are in one piece too, sweet. You got oatmeal chocolate chip and chocolate chip. You got 2 kinds because right before I packaged them up. my buddy called to tell me his mom had sent me a gift home with him. It was three jars of homemade preserves and the best Lemon cake ever. So I had to give him some cookies out of the first batch. You enjoy.

      • KJM, Shake Zula

        Thanks again!!!

        • more beer

          No problem man enjoy. Let me know how they are. It is definitely a different head than smoking.

      • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

        THANK YOU MORE BEER

        • more beer

          No problem. Remember edibles can take a while to take effect. I would start with 2 wait and see how they are before eating more.This batch of butter came out really well. Enjoy.

          • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

            Remember, im 30 years old and went to ASU, more beer!

          • more beer

            I have seen everyday smokers. Really fucked up on edibles before. Ii was just giving a heads up.

          • Óðinn
          • Óðinn

            ASU is known for having some of the hottest girls and craziest parties. Just about every night of the year you can find something to do. If it is not Mill Ave., which sits literally just yards from campus, you can either find a spot to party in Old Town Scottsdale or someplace around campus. With an enrollment of 72,254 students you can imagine that there is likely a party within a rocks throw a lot of the time. Tempe is a true college party town.

          • more beer

            But it is still in Arizona. Need I say more.

          • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

            Wrong asu

          • Óðinn

            NO!!!! 😉

          • Mill Ave. is to be avoided at all times/at all costs. Old Town has some microbreweries, so it’s okay.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Trust me, they work well.

          • more beer

            Glad to hear that. How many did you eat?

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Two.

          • more beer

            Nice I ate 2 a little while ago.

    • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

      You too bro!

    • Machine That Yells At Farts

      Is that you, Warrel Dane? Is this me?

  • Machine That Yells At Farts

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK9dKUvQYbA

    PS, good lordy this chick is hot! And proof again that Peter Spieles (Project Pitchfork) can do no wrong.

  • ┼yree

    Vile Playlist for a vile New Years.

    http://i.imgur.com/PEls7xK.jpg

  • Sir Tapir The Based
  • JWEG

    So the other day my Bandcamp wishlist blew up. For the longest time I had only one album on it, now it’s over 100 due to several distinct searches:

    0) Aforementioned albums on 2015 AOTY Lists by Elder, Magic Circle, Abyssal. Also Lycus’ upcoming release. Counted from ‘zero’ because these will not be bought on bandcamp: they’re just placeholders while I find physical copies.

    1) One album each by my personal favourites from TovH’s Best Band in the U.S.A. series. I had been planning on doing this at some point though, and I figured the end of the year was as good a time as any. I also immediately thereafter bought Witch Ripper’s EP. Should have ages ago, really. I just found other channels initially…

    2) Random albums (half a dozen I think) recommended based on other buys, which i noticed were veering back into my usual preference for doom and sub-sub-genres.

    3) On that basis: several dozen 2015 albums, demos and EPs by doom and doom-adjacent bands from the Pacific Northwest (B.C., Washington, and Northern Oregon). Naturally, I went a bit down the rabbit hole and added stuff from (well) before 2015, too, at least doubling the number…

    • Boss the Damage Case Ross

      What’s your bandcamp page? I’m interested.

      • JWEG
        • bro, don’t do that! he’ll do something nuts like follow you

          • JWEG

            It’s a good thing I didn’t mention my Twitter handle then.

            (just following KJM or Link or TovH itself would reveal it though)

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Kitteh! ^_^

          • Boss the Damage Case Ross

            That’s exactly what i did!!!!!!!!!

        • Boss the Damage Case Ross

          Cool, thanks

  • Óðinn
  • Óðinn

    I wasn’t taking this list seriously, and then I saw that it was official. 😉

    Butt seriously, well done Hessian Hunter. Motorhead, Hexer, Converge,…, fuck yeah!

    http://www.thehulltruth.com/attachments/dockside-chat/331198d1369351875-official-tht-official-thread-official.jpg

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Here’s my Anti-Party playlist:

    Bob Dylan: Blood On The Tracks (full album)
    Rolling Stones: Gimme Shelter
    3 Dog Night: Mama Told Me Not To Come
    Ozzy Osbourne: I Don’t Know
    Spock’s Beard: Edge Of The In Between
    Nazareth: Ballad Of Hollis Brown
    Sly and The Family Stone: There’s A Riot Going On (full album)
    Pink Floyd: Animals

  • Machine That Yells At Farts

    What party atmosphere would be complete without Party Boy? (blow me, I loved Jackass)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5p9nc11PVM

    • KJM, Shake Zula

      You would.

      • Machine That Yells At Farts

        Haha, yep, keeping it classy as always!

  • Machine That Yells At Farts

    What a Toilet get together would look like at midnight tonight.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUhwBxTJorE

  • Wow, this year went by quick…

  • Machine That Yells At Farts
  • Machine That Yells At Farts
  • Machine That Yells At Farts

    One more drinking song. (and Randall Thor will definitely love this one!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XQgkaLL-jU

  • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

    BLACKBEARDS 2015 LIST

    HONORABLE UNMENTIONABLES
    Black Breath, Judicator, Nile, Eternal Valley, Toundra, Hate Eternal, Liturgy, Dopethrone, Draconian, Ahab, Hooded Menace, Krallice, Forn, Leprous, Cowards, Leviathan, Swallow the Sun, Dekadent, Bosse De Nage, Clutch, Dragged Into Sunlight/Gnaw their Tongues, Antigama, An autumn For Crippled Children, Alkaloid, Alda, Panopticon, Abigail Williams,Gorod, Kamelot, Maruta, Sannhet, Shining, Unleash the Archers, A Forest of Stars

    10 Tempel – The Moon Lit Our Path
    9 Pale Chalice – Negating the Jesus and Miraculous
    8 Drudkh – A Furrow Cut Short
    7 Gloryhammer – Space 1992
    6 The Body & Thou – You, Tapir, whom I have always hated
    5 Antlers – A Gaze Long Into the Abyss
    4 Derpheaven – New Bermuda
    3 Akhlys – The Dreaming I
    2 Mgla – Exercises In Futility
    1 Blind Guardian – Beyond the Red Mirror

    • heuheu, #6

      • KJM, Shake Zula

        jajajajaja

    • Boss the Damage Case Ross

      GUARDIAN GUARDIAN GUARDIAN OF THE BLIND!!!!

      • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

        doot doot

    • Sir Tapir The Based

      Blind Guardian should def be on worst albums of the year list.

  • happy new year to you all, especially the folks whom i don’t chat with on FB like @disqus_p2fcvVDyRD:disqus, @BLVCKBEVRD:disqus, @SirTapirTheMostBased:disqus, @Waynecro:disqus, @more_beer:disqus, @JWG79:disqus, @bosstheross:disqus

    • Boss the Damage Case Ross

      Thanks Jimmy! And a happy new year to yourself as well!

    • more beer

      Thank you. happy New Year to you too!

    • KJM, Shake Zula

      Happy New Year to you too!!

    • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

      ty sunshine

    • Sir Tapir The Based

      Thanks Gorak. Happy nu-year to you as well.

  • Óðinn
    • more beer

      Birds are nesting.

    • Da phuc is going on with this guy’s jacket?

      • more beer

        Here is the better question. What the fuck is wrong with this guy?

        • Boss the Damage Case Ross

          Good ol more beer, straight to the motherfucking point.

          • more beer

            You better believe it.

          • Boss the Damage Case Ross

            You know what’s coming next?

          • more beer

            I’m already laughing.

          • Boss the Damage Case Ross

            Hahaha! You’re my hero, more beer.

        • What’s wrong with him? For starters, his mother consented to carry him to term.

          • more beer

            That is a major problem.

      • Óðinn

        Haha. I was actually wondering if the hair was to distract from the jacket.

        • more beer

          No this guy looked in the mirror then said. “Damn I look good”.

          • Óðinn

            Really?

          • more beer

            I’m sure. Most people who dress and look foolish believe this. He allowed his picture to be taken. He is or at very least was good with this look.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            Meth. Not even once!

        • Machine That Yells At Farts

          Between the jacket and his hair looking like a fucked up bonzai tree, this guy is weeb gone completely wrong.

    • Machine That Yells At Farts

      Really drunk and thought his hair was a bonzai tree?

      • more beer

        I will bet he paid for this. At one of those braid stores.

  • Óðinn

    This will be the official soundtrack to my New Year:

    https://youtu.be/ABIMzJUWd34

  • ┼yree
    • Boss the Damage Case Ross

      Damn that Narwhal looks tasty!

      • ┼yree

        It is. Dirt Wolf is next.

        • Boss the Damage Case Ross

          Oooh, nice. I like that one as well.

          So i finally got around to listening to Exercises in Futility a few times. You already know, but it was good. I think the drumming is my favorite aspect of the album. The intro to II is phenomenal, and his ride bell usage works so well throughout the entire thing. I’m mad at myself that it took me so long to give it a listen.

  • Óðinn
  • Machine That Yells At Farts

    What song are you guy’s breaking out at midnight?

    • Boss the Damage Case Ross

      You can ask Richter for my answer.

    • KJM, Shake Zula

      Eh, just whatever I happen to be listening to.

    • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

      Liquor, weed, pills – Sex fuck (EP 12″)

      • KJM, Shake Zula

        Cookies go well with Roxy, just sayin’.

  • Boss the Damage Case Ross

    Enjoying this tasty beverage at the moment.

    • KJM, Shake Zula

      Devil’s Backbone? Good movie.

      • Boss the Damage Case Ross

        Haha! Actually its named for a stretch of road/area in central Texas.

        • KJM, Shake Zula

          DERP.

          • Boss the Damage Case Ross

            No need for derping, just sharing information.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            I was self-derping.

          • Boss the Damage Case Ross

            I know, but i dont want you to derp yourself.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts
        • Machine That Yells At Farts

          Seen Pan’s Labyrinth?

          • Boss the Damage Case Ross

            Amazing film.

          • ┼yree

            Correct.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            Took my friend on a date to see it in theaters, and that’s pretty much all we talked about for the rest of the night.

          • Pagliacci is Kvlt

            Sean Pen’s Labyrinth?

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            Thankfully, no! I can’t stand Sean Penn.

      • Machine That Yells At Farts

        Not one of Del Toror’s best, but a good one. Pan’s Labyrinth is in my top 3.

        • KJM, Shake Zula

          I like it as much as Pan’s and better than Hellboy or Pacific Rim.

          • Machine That Yells At Farts

            I keep forgetting that he has a new one out, which I’ll probably end up checking out when it comes to DVD.

    • Machine That Yells At Farts

      Enjoying some Schlitz and a kind bowl. 😀

  • Machine That Yells At Farts

    The new year song: This goes out to Lemmy, and all you motherfuckers on the Toilet! A blessed, safe and prosperous New Year, and all the best to those who are hurting.You are the Road Crew!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irmbpp1-qMs

  • ┼yree
  • Óðinn

    ~~~

    • Sir Tapir The Based

      GAH

      • Óðinn

        ~~~

        • Sir Tapir The Based

          GAH GAH GAH GAh