Official ToH PARTY HARD 2014 Playlist

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Anyone who meets me in “Real Life” (aka meatspace) learns three things about me immediately; (1) I love metal, (2) I am a baby in a pumpkin costume, and (3) I love to party. Therefore, for the Toilet’s last post of the inaugural calendar year of our smelly and pitiful existence, I offer you a gift! This 2015 eve, delight your houseguests (or clear out the squares) with this official ToH PARTY HARD 2014 playlist, chock full of 2+ hours of head-bobbing, ass-shaking, booze-chugging jams from across the spectrum of heavy music! On this thing we’ve got thrash, stoner rock, black n’ roll, southern-fried metalcore, math rock, crusty punk, and even a couple folk metal tracks for zest!

Many thanks to the Toilet Ov Hell Facebook Group for their excellent suggestions; left to my own devices, I probably would have just put Blood Command‘s discography on here four times and called it good. So now, in the name of our party lord and savior Andrew W.K., let’s rage our way into 2015! (That’s MMXV for you brvtal kids in the hovse.) Party on, Garths!

 

(Photo via Steve Gerrard)

  • How the hell did Fugazi get on here? Ian MacKaye does not approve of parties.

    • FeelTheDarkness

      He will tell you that he is Out Of Step with the world

      • more beer

        And that he can`t keep up.

    • HessianHunter

      That song makes me shake my ass, what can I say?

  • Gluteus_Maximus_Rage

    A nice way to close out this damned year is one of my favourite jams…
    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B7rjRd0slO0

    • Miguel Serra

      this list needs moar swedish death n’roll

      • Gluteus_Maximus_Rage

        Everything needs more Swedish Death’n’Roll!

  • Hubert, Goat ov Doom and Void

    Not used to the comments being so slow. Anyway, a big YES to Diablo Swing Orchestra. I want to smear that album (Pandora’s Pinata that is, Haven’t heard the others) all over my face and become one with the Orchestra. Kvelertak is also rad.

  • KJM

    I believe @JanitorJimDuggan will appreciate the news item in the lower left corner of this pic. ^_^

    • FeelTheDarkness

      Or Fire and Ice as a Pat Benatar reference

      • KJM

        Awesome.

    • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

      I love that even though Nazareth never disbanded.

      • KJM

        They might be sorta referencing when the keyboard player died. This is from 2006.

        • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

          That does make sense.

  • KJM

    Orange Goblin and Wo Fat FTW.

    • Lacertilian

      you forgot the Fang brahj. The FANG!

      • KJM

        I don’t care for them as much. It just doesn’t get me the same way.

        • Lacertilian

          That’s a shame man.
          And this is a shaman..

  • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

    Thanks ToVH for tastey jams once again and a happy new year to all my metal friends!

  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

    Parties are for social butterflies.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woe_4gkS4XU

    • CyberneticOrganism

      REJECT OTHERS. EMBRACE EMPTINESS.

  • tertius_decimus

    Second half of this year sucked. My hometown was torn by war with Russian army. We have little chance to go back, there’s no job, no food, no medicine, there’s pain, hunger and robbery. I toured 7 times with business trips, one of which was on illegal basis and lasted 1,5 months in the country I hate. I’ve sold all my photographic gear to not to lose the room I rent. I tore ligaments in both legs and still managed to ride the bike through the pain to deliver shit to lazy schmucks. I’ve lost 3 jobs, one of them with good salary. Hopefully have found something appropriate at the end of November. Still, got just part of my hard earned money and I’ll celebrate NY alone. Sorry for airing dirty laundry here but I have this crap to go out of my system: you, crooks, empoyers, politicians and their supporters, all of you, FUCK YOU, go kiil yourself, hypocritical bastards! I wish your businesses will go down like a ship to the bottom. I flush you down to the dirtiest, filthiest, ugliest, smelliest sink of the Universe where you will rot forever eaten by fearsome septic maggots of hell!

    I’ve lost the faith in humanity completely but I know that’s deluded, I’m alive and hope for the better, because there is still a ton of incredible music which keeps me afloat and there are crowds of people who create it, listen it, share it and talk about it. Thanks to those who created this incredible site, who writes posts, who comments them! You’re fucking the best people in the world! Keep it up. Music is the best what world can offer. Happy New Year, ToH! Stay metal! I wish you to have many inspiring, breathtaking and lovely moments in 2015! Thank you!

    • KJM

      Peace out to you and yours. I’m deeply sorry your year sucked so hard. I can only say that I hope things get better for you and I echo your sentiments about the rich, powerful and greedy scum who have no compassion or empathy for those who have to get out of bed(if they even have one) and wade through an ocean of shit every day just to keep themselves alive.

      • tertius_decimus

        Thank you. Have a happy year!

        • KJM

          Right back at ya!!

      • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

        I agree. On a serious note, fuck the greedy scum and the people with no compassion or empathy. I’ve dealt with a lot of shit since last June and I’m not the same as I was in May of 2013. This year, I’ve aged, grown smarter yet I’ve also grown colder and distant from the friends I used to have. I had a falling out with two people I cared about, one of whom I used to be in a relationship with. I joined this community and found people who cared. Thank you all, this year was a good year compared to 2013. May 2015 bring you all the best you could ask for.

        • KJM

          Yep, lots of really great people here(yourself included). Hopefully it won’t be too long before I get to meet some of you in person.

          • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

            Thank you. I hope to meet some of you in person as well.

          • KJM

            Maybe I’ll get ambitious enough to see a show at Terminal 5 Or Webster Hall this year.

          • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

            Since Electric Wizard sold out I’ll probably go see either Coal Chamber with Filter or Behemoth/Cannibal Corpse at Webster Hall.

          • KJM

            I’m gonna scan Craig’s List the week of the show. I might find an honest person who has to back out.

          • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

            I might go see Blue Oyster Cult with Kansas at MassMutual Center because I love both bands. It’s also not far from Six Flags New England which is nice.

    • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

      Sorry for the seemingly endless barrage of bullshit that’s been thrown at you man. I’ve been down and helpless too many times to count and I empathize. All I can say from my experience is staying open to the possibility change opened doors I never thought would open. Humanity does suck, many individuals don’t. I accepted help from some of those kick ass type people and changes came quickly.
      Great stuff: ” I’m alive and hope for the better, because there is still a ton of incredible music which keeps me afloat and there are crowds of people who create it, listen it, share it and talk about it.” Here’s to better days!

      • tertius_decimus

        Absolutely, mate! I have this experience as well: sole individuals influence us more than those many who bring us down. No matter be it first aid, financial help or just a good vital advice spoken at the right time.

        [handshake]

        • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

          Well said man: first aid, financial help, good advice, food lodging, lending an ear, the possibilities are endless!

          [Handshake} and Bro hug!

          Now i try to help like I’ve been helped..(although I can never repay what some people have given to me!) And I’m sure Ill need help again at some point! PEACE!

          O and this: you’ve been though some hellish shit man much respect for walking though it….fucking brutal.

          • tertius_decimus

            Yeah, I can attest to what you’re saying. I was told many times to not to bother much with paying off to exact people who helped, instead help to those who needs it now. Maybe this is how the cycle works.

          • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

            Yes, that is my experience. Ironically as bad as things get there is always someone that has it worse who could use help of any kind…and so it goes. Meanwhile we have to wade through the vast sea of self absorbed self serving liars cheats and manipulators but they are generally easy to identify very quickly so we play the game with them too.

    • Howard Dean

      May the new year bring better things to you, our Eastern friend!

      • tertius_decimus

        Best wishes to you as well!

    • Miguel Serra

      Peace and good vibes to good people of your country.

      Also, good vibes and happy new year to you. When you’re up up remember that you’re a survivor, a good person and, even when you’ve faced those hardships, you’re there fighting for the better. That it’s more valuable than the people that receives all in a silver plate!

      My best for you!

    • mr. decimus, i sure hope 2015 treats you much better than 2014 did! m/

    • VVorld Peace

      Much love back to you. I genuinely hope 2015 is a better year for you.

    • JamesGrimm

      Misanthropy much?

    • So I’m guessing your hometown is in Ukraine?

    • Akercocke ov Steele

      Shit man, I cannot say I’ve ever really experienced what you’re experiencing, and really makes me think about what I’ve taken for granted these past six months. I really hope 2015 get’s better for you and your country. Here’s something I think you can enjoy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUoJlKgiR0s

  • tertius_decimus

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97ECZMvbLxg

    Woo-hoo! Funniest lyrics ever.

    • KJM

      Think many people will be having more than one of each tonight.

      • tertius_decimus

        That’s right.

  • HessianHunter

    You all ought to know that I spent far, far too long agonizing over track order so that these tunes have a nice flow to them because I am a perfectionist dweeb. Also spend a good deal of time wondering if I was begging to get laughed out of the room for having Napalm Death as the second track of a “party” playlist. Whatever, we’ll do it live, fuck it. Happy new year, mai bbs. <3

    • Edward #negrod4eva

      Happy new year to you, Hessian!

      We will have to get up for a show soon – anything good you can think of coming up on a weekend? I was hoping to get laid off from work come first of the year, not happening yet.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Much appreciated HH. They flow well.

    • Lacertilian

      That ETID is on my party playlist so I can get keep it soft enough that Top40 pissants don’t want it changed when something heavier comes on.
      Good choices allround Hessian.. is this your theme song?
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjI5XDZzeXU

      • HessianHunter

        High On Fire Rips and I wish I was that cool. To be honest, “She Is Beautiful” from Papa Andrew is probably my theme song.

  • AND NOW AT LAST WE KNOW HE’S REAAAAAL
    THE POOOOWEEEERRRR OF HIS SWORD WE FEEEEL!
    THUUUUNDEERRRRSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL!!!
    THUNDERSTEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZUysqemMmg

    • EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT UPVOTE THIS IS BEING ADDED TO MY LIST OF POSERS TO SLAY FOR 2015

      • WHOOPS

        What happens if I dislike it?

      • tertius_decimus

        You’re very persuasive, sir. Never met power metal fan before who’d be so bold as you are.

        • We’re very serious about our power here in the toilet. Well, at least two of us are. Behold!

          http://youtu.be/3U_qrummVn4

          • Miguel Serra

            REAL POWAH MEROL!!! #SpitTheGround

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMrThn2JZxY

          • Howard Dean

            I’ve been rocking this album so much lately. So goddamn good! And I just ordered albums from Pharaoh, Slough Feg, and Manilla Road. My love for trad. heavy metal and USPM is strong this winter.

          • Great picks, dude! Slough Feg’s Traveller is one of my all time favorite albums.

          • USPM is a very good, and very under-appreciated genre. The new wave of USPM is amazing too

          • Howard Dean

            I’m not too familiar with the new wave of USPS, aside from the resurgence of Satan’s Host as a PM band (with Harry Conklin back on vocals). They have an album coming out next year, if my mind serves. That’s a great and unique combo (black/death/power metal), and I think that style has a lot of promise.

          • Nobody else sounds quite like Satan’s Host.

          • Howard Dean

            For real, that is a unique sound, and I think there is tons of untapped potential. I expect more bands to adopt that sound in the near future.

          • Check out the comp album I put out, A Flame in the Dark, to get a taste. Some of the names should be familiar to you: https://aflameinthedark.bandcamp.com/releases

          • Howard Dean

            Will do!

          • The USPS sucks. They never get packages to me on time.

          • Howard Dean

            Haha, Howard Dean typos for the win!

          • Nordling Rites Ov Leõnhart

            Anyone else noted how there is no more trad. metal? It’s all power now. Why can’t it just be heavy metal? I mean, if Maiden came out today they would be called PM for sure. But many laugh at the thought today and they’re passed as HM, because they are old enough. Why is it all just PM now? Not really complaining as much as wondering.

        • Power metal is the most glorious of genres, and demands the boldest of warriors

      • new year’s resolution: give power metal a chance so i don’t get slain so much 🙁

        • A worthy resolution, future warrior!

        • KJM

          I listen to enough Stoner, Doom, and Occult/Spooky etc that I might as well be a Lich at this point. You can slay me all you like.

        • Hit me up anytime and I’d be happy to help you out!

          Posers are granted amnesty from being slain by mighty steel when they ask for education

      • Lacertilian

        *upvotes out of fear*

  • My plans for today: Sit inside, drink milk and water, and play video games. I fucking hate people so there shall be no parties.

  • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

    Here’s my party album list for all the uninitiated. This is a diversified list perfect for any party.

    I Get Wet-Andrew WK
    Vienna-Ultravox
    Some Great Reward-Depeche Mode
    Seven And The Ragged Tiger-Duran Duran
    Pompeii-Triumvirat
    The Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Taste-Ministry
    Country Life-Roxy Music
    Avonmore-Bryan Ferry
    Drama-Yes
    So Far-Crosby Stills Nash and Young
    Any Steppenwolf album
    Caught In The Act-Grand Funk Railroad
    Builders Of The Future-Powerman 5000

    • My recommended party albums:
      Expand Your Butthole by Rappy McRapperson
      There are no other albums.

      • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

        I prefer my list. I forgot to add Rage In Eden by Ultravox so that is also included.

    • KJM

      Ramones, Ramones and more Ramones.

    • WHOOPS

      You forgot Grunt’s Seer Of Decay.

      • cosigned.

        • WHOOPS

          It ain’t a party without power electronics.

      • Edward #negrod4eva

        Seer of Decay is a beast.

    • tertius_decimus

      You have very good taste in music, sir.

      • Miguel Serra

        loved the Duran Duran reference!

        • tertius_decimus

          Shoulda give a listen, because to my shame I’ve never heard anything other than “Come Undone” song.

  • I’M ON VACATION!

    I’m seeing a Ramones tribute band tonight. Could be good, could be horrible. Then I’m getting very drunk (for the first time legally, since I turned 21 yesterday). Happy New Year, you sonsabitches.

    • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

      Happy late birthday! Have fun seeing that tribute band!

      • I’M ON VACATION!

        Thanks! I’m sure it’ll be fun regardless of how good they are.

    • happy belated birthday! bring back stories of your drunken shenanigans pls

      • I’M ON VACATION!

        I shall!

    • tertius_decimus

      Happy Birthday! Best wishes to you!

    • KJM

      I’m listening to Ramones right now.

  • Howard Dean

    Ok, so I whittled down my $330+, 36 album cart at the Dark Descent webstore (I was talking about it a few days ago). I’m down to 10 albums. Getting ready to pull the trigger. Here’s what it looks like (all CDs):

    -Manilla Road – Open the Gates
    -Slough Feg – The Animal Spirits
    -Pharaoh – The Longest Night
    -Necrophobic – The Third Antichrist
    -Kriegsmaschine – Altered States of Divinity
    -Furia – I krzyk
    -Diocletian/Weregoat – Disciples of War Split
    -Thantifaxath – Sacred White Noise
    -Cult of Fire – Triumvirat
    -Katechon – Man God Giant

    The last album I cut (which pained me greatly) was the Arckanum Antikosmos A5 jewelcase. It was the most expensive item, and I already own ÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞ, which I consider a superior album.

    • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

      There’s not enough Manilla Road on this list. Get more Manilla Road.

      • tertius_decimus

        Seconded this statement.

      • WHOOPS

        There’s way too much Manilla Road in your comment.

        • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

          You can never have too much Manilla Road silly.

    • Tyree

      Dude! Nice.

    • Scrimm

      GAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! Antikismos is great though. The third track equals anything off ppppppppppp(don’t know how you got that symbol), though I agree it’s a similar album.

      • Howard Dean

        I think I might be getting it in the end. They contacted me to tell me one of my choices was out of stock, so I requested either Antikosmos or Drawn and Quartered’s Hail Infernal Darkness as a replacement.

        • Scrimm

          Was the A5 case the bigger one?

          • Howard Dean

            Yeah, it’s the DVD-sized jewel case

          • Scrimm

            That’s what I got. Nice.

    • Edward #negrod4eva

      HD have you heard Sacred White Noise yet?

      I’m a big fan of Cult of Fire now.

      • Howard Dean

        No, I haven’t heard the whole thing. I listened to a track or two, but not the entire album. Will be my first full spin!

        I really dig Cult of Fire, too. It was a shame, after I placed my order they messaged me back to tell me that one was actually out of stock, and that I needed to choose a replacement (or wait several weeks).

    • Nordling Rites Ov Leõnhart

      Am delighted to see that I krzyk on your cart.

  • Miguel Serra

    #ToiletApproved! If i’m in that party I would request some BLACK STOOORRRRR OF THE NAIGHT!!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_Km-qetVtI

  • KJM

    We’re a happy family
    We’re a happy family
    We’re a happy family
    ME, MOM AND DADDY!!

    • Miguel Serra

      EVERRYDAY!!!

    • WHOOPS

      Happy family, one hand clap, four went by and none come back.
      Brother Judas, ash and sack, swallowed aphrodisiac.
      Rufus, Silas, Jonah too sang, “We’ll blow our own canoes,”
      Poked a finger in the zoo, punctured

  • KJM

    We’re friends with The President
    We’re friends with The Pope
    We’re all making a fortune
    selling Daddy’s dope

    • FeelTheDarkness

      Don’t quote the Ramones.
      They suck, don’t you remember?

      • KJM

        That’s right. I forgot…

  • It’s been an honor to have met you all this year. Life without the toilet is death. *wipes tear*

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0sjQ5rF9LU

    Goddamn, gotta love that album art!

  • Tyree

    Beer, sauerkraut, and bratwurst tonight. And GRIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Loi8XMMf9eE

    • more beer

      That`s a tasty combination. Bourbon and Lemon Diesel for me.

  • The Battle Born NDN

    I hope everyone has a killer new years.
    I’ll be taking some shots for y’all.

    From the frozen wastelands of Nevada,

    TBBI

    • KJM

      This next toke’s for you!! Happy New Year!!

  • Tyree

    Killer tunes pumpkin boy! I don’t use Spotify though.

    • HessianHunter

      GET WIT THE TIMES, YA OLD CODGER

      • Tyree

        No Smart phone dude and no data plan. That’s expensive 😉

    • KJM

      I really don’t have a use for it. Most of my music listening is done at home.

  • WHOOPS
  • A party playlist without destrage? U wot? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_bL767vwF0

  • I’d like to make one suggestion here:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEeJbXcxy1k

  • The interrogation room has been transformed into a surround sound metal room for tonight!

    • Lacertilian

      Pics?

      • Sorry, no flash photography allowed in the interrogation room.

  • EsusMoose

    Happy New Years, been a good year with you all.

    • you know what, this song kicks ass. come at us bros.

      • WHOOPS

        Dammit Jim-Jim! Loving you ain’t easy

      • KJM

        This is back when they were actually worth paying attention to, before Bono disappeared up his own ass and reemerged as Ultra Mega Douchebag.

  • DoYouThinkHeSaurus

    Reasons to look forward to 2015:
    (Just kidding, it’s going to suck.)
    http://cdn2.business2community.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Jurassic-World-Gate-Entrance.jpg

    • KJM

      The FX will be wonderful but the rest of it will suck harder than an Oreck.

    • Reason to look forward to 2015. Three Words. The Force Awakens.

      • WHOOPS

        It’s probably gonna suck.

        • If Lucas was doing it. I think JJ Abrams will do a good job with it.

          • JWG

            im actually a bit sad he’s promised to cut (down on) his signature Pointless Lens Flare in SWTFA.

            I may just have to find another drinking game, if it’s not an empty promise.

          • Fuck that, Abrams needs to get around to Cloverfield 2 or a Fringe movie!

        • KJM

          It will be better than Jurassic World. Admittedly, that’s a pretty low bar.

          • WHOOPS

            Dunno what Jurassic World is.

          • KJM

            The picture right up there?^^^ That’s a still from Jurassic World.

          • WHOOPS

            Yeah, but what exactly is it? A movie? A tv show? A theme park? Tell me, oh wise man of the high mountains!

          • KJM

            movie

          • WHOOPS

            Tack

          • KJM

            You’re welcome.

      • Avengers: Age Ultron
        *FTFY

  • JWG
  • JWG

    If there’s ever an evening of the year one can jam Korpiklaani with zero shame, it’s this one. But failing that, there will always be off-the-wall covers by Alestorm:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5P5Tz3VH94

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBMt28d1FA

    That latter one almost soured me on the band, though. YouTube made me realize that Bronies are Alestorm fans. Hopefully not vice versa…

  • WHOOPS

    Yay, it’s 2015! Happy new year, fuckfaces.

  • Enjoying a Moscow Mule for the first time, and breaking out this drinking classic from Chicago:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPP0JuDdeAU

  • BEVRDBEVRD

    Happy New Years, guise. I wont be around here when the ball drops, will catch up tomorrow.

    • KJM

      Tonight’s the night for Percs, so I ain’t going anywhere. WHOO! Happy New Year!!

      • BEVRDBEVRD

        kpins, bud, top shelf bourbon, and craft beers here,

        • KJM

          Benzos put me right to sleep, totally pointless for me.

          • BEVRDBEVRD

            well, ur doin it wrong. lol. happy new years, man. cheers.

          • KJM

            Right back atcha!

            I dunno, even the 0.5mg put me out like a light.

    • I dropped a perfectly ball-shaped set of poops at midnight.

  • This made me think of KSOFM:

    • Lacertilian

      kinda looks like a distorted John Cleese

      • FeelTheDarkness

        Or if you squint Hitler

        • Lacertilian

          Squintler it is.

  • Vernon Gholston’s NFL Career

    This year has not been the best year for me personally but this place was created which makes this year a great one for all of us. I discovered great bands like Rare Earth, Triumvirat, Little Feat and I expanded my vinyl collection to a massive scale.

  • It’s now 2015 out here on the East Coast!!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! Cue the fireworks!

    http://cdn1.smosh.com/sites/default/files/legacy.images/smosh-pit/092010/jackass-fireworks.gif

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    happy new year motherfuckers!!

    all 3 at once—1st vid full vol—2nd muted—3rd muted
    http://youtu.be/ilE3ZNmTpcU

    http://youtu.be/UgiWVsrDWJ0

    http://youtu.be/CgeYMK8TPRI

    • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      oops…
      printed wrong vid–at the first—play this vid—with the other 2

      this vid–full vol—the other 2 muted

      http://youtu.be/OMD8hBsA-RI

      • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

        play all 4 vids–
        1st vid(pope)muted
        2nd vid(muted)
        3rd vid (muted
        4thvid(journey)100%vol

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