Nightmarish Fast Food-themed Novelty Band of the Day: Mac Sabbath

Finally! Poisonous food and dinosaur metal come together.

The McDonalds corporation would likely disagree with my opinion that their food is literally poison, but I digress. Some things don’t make sense when paired at first, but like a point and click adventure game from the 90s, we must try every combination of every possible thing to see if we can create an essential item. Fortunately, a group of 4 folks from Southern California have made the improbable connection between the horrifying McDonalds mascots and the OGest of OG metal bands, Black Sabbath to create the nightmare-inducing Mac Sabbath.

Our esteemed editor W. found out about the band on Reddit yesterday (read: W. wears a fedora and often complains of being friendzoned). Given our love of bands that embrace the absurd, I had to share the band with you. Previously, the greatest thing McDonalds inspired was a classic Wesley Willis tune. Now we have Mac Sabbath covering legendary Black Sabbath tunes with macabre fast food lyrics. It is a good time to be alive.

Check out video of the band performing “Pair-a-buns” and get a real feel of the horror that is a hideously deformed bass-playing Grimmace. Also, the French Fry Kid robot is a nice touch.

The band just wrapped up brief 3-date tour of Northern California this weekend but hopefully they’ll be coming to a town near you soon. Go like Mac Sabbath on Facebook and tell ’em the Toilet says “Yo”.

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Published on: March 9, 2015

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  • Edward/Breegrodamus

    I like everything about this.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      This is a thing about which I would say “this is a very good thing.”

      But jeez guys, get your parts on Paranoid straight, the song’s been around for 45 fucking years now.

  • Edward/Breegrodamus

    Oh, also, my girlfriend told me that McDonalds adds anti-nausea agents to their food because otherwise people would get sick from eating it. I have no idea if that is true.

    • VVayne Brady

      That sounds a bit far-fetched to me. Perhaps we should ask our resident junk food expert.

      • Edward/Breegrodamus

        I eat McDonalds once in a while still. Unless I get the breakfast burritos, I feel ashamed afterwards but those golden arches call me back to them.

        • Scrimm

          I still have the breakfast every once in a while, and finances have forced me to hit that dollar menu a couple times recently.

        • nbm02ss

          It’s a good thing, for me, that there are no Jack N The Boxes in Florida, or it’d be Breakfast Jacks, all day, every day.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            No In N Out Burger in the midwest. In N Out reigns supreme over lesser fast food establishments, oh my lawdy.

          • VVayne Brady

            There are In N Outs in Dallas. I rarely ever eat fast food, but good lord do I love In N Out.

          • Tyreeling In The Years

            Shut the fuck up Donny.

      • Scrimm

        I was already getting annoyed just thinking about the comments that are probably coming.

      • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

        Its a myth Edward. A lot of fears people have about McDonalds are myths.

    • I haven’t heard anything about that. To be fair, McDonald’s works very hard to make sure that thier food does not make you sick (at least initially) because of the massive liability at stake. They also do a fuck ton of contracting for the military. But it all barely qualifies as food.

      • Guacamole Jim

        McDonald’s is really campaigning hard right now to make it seem like their food is legitimate. And maybe it is. But why do I always feel like a bag of mashed assholes after I eat it? And why the fuck doesn’t it spoil??

        • It’s the granola hippy in me but I dont think its a good idea to eat meat that doesn’t spoil with any regularity.

          • Guacamole Jim

            Man, I wouldn’t call that “granola hippy” (and this is coming from a dude who participated in an anti-monsanto march). I would call that “person who wants to eat food that is actually food”.

          • Jajaja, anti-monsanto hippy save the whales organic guacamelee 😛

          • VVayne Brady

            From all of the research I’ve read, I don’t think Monsanto is quite the great American Satan people have made them out to be.

          • the truth is more and more blur when radicals watch it, they always want to see the world like a dystopian themed book.

          • Enemy Of The Free World

            You mean… the world isn’t a dystopia themed novel? DIE, INFIDEL!

          • I need to check my stereotypes of latin american goverments, wait…

            ***

            ***

            Uh… You’re right. Those are the bad guys, we’re the victims, let’s make a revolution.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvWEKhGU6X4

          • Guacamole Jim

            No, not exclusively. I don’t think Monsanto is “THE MOST EVIL THING IN THE WORLD AND SHOULD BE KILLED”. My primary fight with them is over the copyright of seeds, secondary over pesticides and herbicides. But when it comes to food and food production, I’m a bit of a nut. There are lots of ways that food can be produced in similar quantities without chemicals or monocultures — it’s just a lot more work.

          • VVayne Brady

            I hear ya. Your family is in the farming business, right?

          • Guacamole Jim

            Sort of. They’ve always had a farm as long as I’ve been alive, but the purpose has never been to “make money” persay. My dad always had a main job and would farm on the side. Really, it was because we were quite poor. It was necessary in order to keep food on the table.

          • VVayne Brady

            I love you, Guacamole.

          • I love you, W and Guacamelee. *enters the sauna*

          • Enemy Of The Free World

            Enters A Sauna? *Shoves self into Sauna*

          • THIS IS A ALL-TOILETTERS MOSH SAUNA! ENTER AND LEAVE ALL YOUR WORRIES BEHIND WHILE LISTENING SAUNA METAL

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

          • CyberneticOrganism
          • that sax line is infectious!

          • Guacamole Jim

            D’awww you <3

          • Yup, you’re right, Guacamelee.

            Their business model is very invasive, and that’s the worse stuff; but it’s just business and if your country is strong enough you can make it.

            For example, our beloved Comandante Chávez in 2009 passed a law that prohibited the use of transgenics seeds. Now, Venezuela is one of the few countries in the region that still plant their seeds at a regular way, without making entering Monsanto to monopolize that market. I think it was very positive, even when the local production is so bad right now the agriculture here at least provides us with the vegetables, it gives our farmers to make profit and stimulate their production.

          • Guacamole Jim

            You’re exactly right: it’s business. It’s not about food. I wasn’t aware that Venezuela passed that law though; that’s very interesting. Bolivia passed a very similar law that gave the land “rights” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_the_Rights_of_Mother_Earth ; I’m not sure what that would look like it terms of practical business reality, but I think it’s a strong step forward in terms of environmental protection.

          • That bolivian law is awesome. I’m really digging some bolivian political directions, they really did justice to the tribes and they didn’t cheated them with obnoxious propaganda like the gov did here.

            It’s still regulation of the state by giving the “rights” to the land, I suppose. But, it’s still great that this happened, because the enviroment in Bolivia was very thrashed with the mining business, also they’re located in the mountains and it’s a very tiny country, so they really need to reinforce their enviroment.

          • Guacamole Jim

            The President of Bolivia is of indigenous descent, correct?

          • Is from the Aymara tribe, in fact.

            http://k41.kn3.net/3/C/0/5/8/1/30A.jpg

          • Well said, you find these sort of things out when you start eating healthy. The general public is grossly misinformed.

          • VVayne Brady

            I wish vegetables were cheaper. Obesity used to be a disease of the rich, but now it’s an affliction of the poor.

          • hmmmm fajitas 🙂

          • My grocery bills suck but the “I Don’t Give A Fuck” switch went off in my brain about the whole thing. I’d rather suck it up and eat right than wind up on an operating table down the road. And yes the poor are flooded with cheap, crappy food which is why so many of them are in bad shape healthwise.

          • VVayne Brady

            I’m with you there. I suck it up and try to eat healthy.

          • Lacertilian

            Grow vegetables from seed and they are cheap, minus the initial costs. You just need the right space to do it, like a backyard, which isn’t cheap..
            Shit.

          • HessianHunter

            I think Monsanto is a pretty disgusting business entity and I have ethical concerns about the entire concept of patenting strains of living organisms, which their entire business is built on. However, it gets muddled because most anti-Monsanto folks also buy into rabidly uninformed anti-GMO nonsense.

            To me, Monsanto sucks because they encourage unsustainable agriculture and pesticide use, not because their evil corn will give you cancer. (It won’t.)

          • VVayne Brady

            You nailed. There’s a whole lot of disinformation regarding the company and GMOs in general. I think if you have problems with them, they should be of an ethical nature.

          • CyberneticOrganism
        • nbm02ss

          I still can’t resist a large order of hot McD’s fries on occasion. I know it’s slowly killing me as I eat them, but fuck they’re good.

        • HessianHunter
          • Guacamole Jim

            Huh! So basically the meat kinda jerk-ifies? I wonder about the bun as well; they didn’t really tackle that.

          • HessianHunter

            Some bread gets stale before it molds. Think of Panko. It just depends on moisture basically.

          • Guacamole Jim

            Makes sense. That’s actually really interesting. This bears further consideration.

      • Edward/Breegrodamus

        What was the name of that private “security” company that we used to send mercenaries into Iraq and Afghanistan? I’m totally getting that vibe from what you wrote about McDonalds… Blackgate?

        • Blackwater. Now hilariously renamed “Academi”.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            Blackwater is a p trill name for private contract killers. Way better than Academi, lol

          • I guess they were trying to escape the whole “war crimes” association.

      • Scrimm

        When I was in we had a Burger King And T.B. on every army post. I would have preferred Mcdonalds to that.

        • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

          You lucky lucky bastard. I would be so happy and even more willing to join the military if this is true.

          • Scrimm

            Nothing lucky about it. There was no tax which was cool but they were even worse than the regular ones and they never got any of the limited time items.

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            No limited time items doesn’t bother me because the only good ones they have are the crunch wrap sliders and the Quesarito.

          • Scrimm

            It was more Burger King and this was way before the time of the items you just listed.

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            I do like Burger King, especially their chicken sandwich and the Big King which is a Big Mac but with actual meat.

          • VVayne Brady

            The military isn’t a bad option for young men looking for jobs and seeking funding for education.

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            I’d be amazed if they took me. I take medications that would probably make it so I can’t join.

          • Scrimm

            Just lie about it. Everyone else does. The fucking recruiters tell you to.

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            I also need to pass the physical which I couldn’t do at the moment.

          • Scrimm

            Too bad. 95 percent of the experience was an absolute blast.

          • Scrimm

            If I had it to do over I never would have got out. I’d be retiring in a couple years.

          • Stanley

            Especially if you enjoy getting shot at.

          • Scrimm

            Never got shot at myself, exceot for an idiot in basic that was in the wrong place during a live fire movement exercise. The drill sargeants fucked that guy up good. Had to draw down on someone once but that was the worst.

          • Stanley

            Just messing a round. There are plenty of good careers in the armed forces that do not involve being on the frontline.

          • VVayne Brady

            The funny thing is I’m a pacifist.

      • CyberneticOrganism

        I blame baby boomers and their “better living through science” mania in the 50s.

      • After watching Supersize Me, I’ll never touch that shit again.

      • more beer

        Neither does the food they serve you in the military.

    • Does your girlfriend read books by David Icke by any chance?

      • Scrimm

        I know someone who does and treats everything the guy says like fact.

        • VVayne Brady

          I have one of his books just for the lulz. Guy’s nuts.

      • Edward/Breegrodamus

        I don’t think so…

  • VVayne Brady
  • Scrimm

    Get a bag of Mcdonalds and wait 2 minutes then smell it. Smells like a trash bag for real.

    • Edward/Breegrodamus

      That’s one of those things like

      “hey this smells like shit. SMELL IT.”

    • That’s because it is a trash bag.

      • Scrimm

        Agreed.

        • CyberneticOrganism

          BAG OV HELL

          • Scrimm

            Would buy.

  • Enemy Of The Free World

    God damn the States and their fast food mania. Mac Sabbath is the best of things spawned by McDonalds so far.

  • Guacamole Jim

    This is literally the best Monday morning of my 24 years. Thank you, Toilet. And Reddit. And W.’s fedora.

    HAIL GRIMACE m/ m/

  • “wears a fedora and often complains of being friendzoned” – Every 20 year old nerdy kid with internet connection.

    Also, this guys play good, even with those costumes.

    Also, why it’s so early!? Why I’m awake at the Toilet Ov Hell at this hour?! Why aren’t I working?!

    Also, I love you guyz and girlz; thanks for bringing the Toilet to the masses.

    Also, thanks Dagon for recommending me Vaura.

    Also, I’m digging Vaura <3.

    HAIL VENEZUELAN BIG MACS AND MCDONALDS AREPAS! HAIL OBSCURITY OV FAST FOOD! BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO THE MC'SLAUGHTER!

    • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

      I’m 19 and I do none of those things Link.

      • beware when you are 20, then! I cleaned my tears with the tip of my fedora at 20! 😛

        • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

          I’ll be 20 in April and I’m sure I will do none of those things.

          • VVayne Brady

            Always bear this in mind. It isn’t about the fedora on your head. It’s about the fedora on your heart.

          • I wish I had the time to make a fedora sticker. You are giving me more and more ideas!

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            I’m not one of those people who uses Reddit or complains about friend zoning, at least not anymore.

    • VVayne Brady
      • Lacertilian

        Random Task!

    • As for the posting being early, daylight savings went into activation Saturday night for most of the U.S. so that’s why it’s an hour earlier than usual.

      • umm, so that’s why some random adventurers in World of Warcraft were complaining yesterday about hours! :O

    • tertius_decimus

      > Every 20 year old nerdy kid with internet connection.

      I’m 26 and I keep complaining.

    • Ellipsis

      Vaura are definitely digable…

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfFqGDkFpOE

  • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

    I love this band even if Grimace is scary looking.

  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain
  • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

    This is the greatest thread ever because I love fast food. No mentioning of Wendy’s or Hardee’s rustles my jimmies though.

  • Scrimm

    If you gotta go with fast food for breakfast it’s hard to beat this.

    • Edward/Breegrodamus

      Good god man.

      • Scrimm

        It’s literally feet away from my front door. Hard to resist. Fuck brb.

        • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

          Where is this beautiful sandwich from?

          • Scrimm

            Carl’s jr.

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            Damnit. There’s none of those in NY.

          • Scrimm

            Yeah, I’m surprised Hardee’s does’nt have them.

    • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

      I need it!

    • more beer

      I feel my arteries hardening just looking at that!

      • Scrimm

        It’s not small like most other breakfast sandwiches either it’s a full size burger. It’s very rare I’ll actually get one, but it takes some willpower.

      • Lacertilian

        DECREPIT BREATH
        VILE, IN IT’S STENCH
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbvDob1Xh8g

    • Maik Beninton

      Only if it’s 1:00 AM.

    • Supreme Chief Poopypanties

      Awwwwwwwwwwwwww, gotta love the splattershot approaches that fast food places come up with nowadays!

  • CyberneticOrganism
  • I stopped eating at McDonald’s about six years ago and have yet to return to their greasy interior. After seeing how their food is made, I’m glad I chose to stop eating there. Mac Sabbath is pretty entertaining on the other hand.

  • Tyreeling In The Years
  • Wow way to be totally late on this JOE. I saw this band last month with Black Fag. Apparently it was “goddamn great band name” night.

    Anyway, real connoisseurs of fast-food themed dinosaur metal parody bands prefer Burger King Diamond.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps1hG0vp9TQ

  • I remember seeing this Iron Man spoof from them a while back. It really is brilliant. Plus LOL @ the Grimus costume.

    http://youtu.be/m1wkfJY3AZM

  • Scrimm

    Shit, now I’m starving.

  • Enemy Of The Free World

    I’m off to have dinner, see you in two hours.

    • Maik Beninton

      I just lunched

    • Maik Beninton

      I just lunched

  • Formerly Known As Oli Sykes

    Ronald’s Ozzy impression is awful. No deal.

    • Maik Beninton

      He has a good voice for it but it doesn’t come off very well.

  • I am said I missed the conversation that unfolded below.

    I wanted to comment on how awesome the weather was last weekend. The veil of SAD was lifted with the tremendous 40F weather we had!

    Check out this forecast! I love spring

    GL

    http://www.wunderground.com/weather-forecast/zmw:45339.1.99999?MR=1

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    Lynch Mob is coming to my area!!!!

    Check it! http://georgelynch.com/wordpress/richmond-indiana-062015/

    STOKED STOKED STOKED

  • JJD!!!

    Lynch Mob is coming to my area!!!!

    Check it! http://georgelynch.com/wordpress/richmond-indiana-062015/

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  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    this is pretty funny—and slightly educational–

    there is a movement to ban fast food—and as funny as this stuff is—-it is still better that people have the freedom to eat what they want—

    agenda21/obamacare—want to create a medical insurance totalitarian state—that forces people to eat –what the govt “allows” them to—-fuck those motherfuckers
    0000
    also there was a food truck this weekend called “motley crews” food—-and it exploded in a neighborhood—this had all the trademarks of a false flag media psyop–against food trucks–

    the way it was described in the media—-tried to equate fast food as being “terrorism”–and there was a similar tone–as in the dimbag darrell tombstone desecration fake media psyop—and the okc capital devil statue/anti 10 commandments–light scale false flag terror attack in okc

    the media doesnt care about “whats good for you”—it has evolved into a psyop weapon exclusively—–run by chimptards

  • Tyreeling In The Years
  • tertius_decimus

    Guthrie Govan worked at McDonalds. Proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv753X9q_x0 Start @ 5:30.

  • tertius_decimus

    KFC is tastier.