News Roundup: Black Sabbath, Entombed A.D., Destruction, Cobalt and More

In this news roundup we have: folk metal, black metal, sludge metal, experimental metal, metal with metal, traditional metal, death metal, melodic metal, power metal, metal filled with metal… Here’s the most important news in metal this week.

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Ivar Bjørnson, from the epic story-tellers of Enslaved, and Einar Seivik, from the shamans of Wardruna, have teamed up to take a poetic journey through the history of Norway with their new project Skuggsjá. And now, the entire composition will be released on a full-length, marking the debut of this collaborative duo.

Ivar and Einar arranged a concert piece using Scandinavian folkloric instruments and a metal power display, with lyrics that celebrate the entire legacy and history of their nation, old and new. It was fully performed at the Eidsivablot Festival on September 2014, in commemoration of the 200th anniversary of the Norwegian constitution. Another performance of the entire concert was made at the Roadburn Festival.

The band is completed by guest contributions from members of both Enslaved and Wardruna. In 2015, this ensemble entered different studios around Norway to record the piece as a full album, to be released by Season of Mist March 11th.

Are you curious? Listen to this impressive part of the concert, titled “Vitkispá”, premiered on NoCleanSinging (h/t @HeadOvMetal):


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I heard you like Neurosis!

Scott Kelly and his partner Sanford Parker from Buried At Sea, wrote something, and this something has a track listing and kick-ass cover art. Beneath the Neurot Recordings wings and under the moniker Mirrors for Psychic Warfare, this duo will publish their self-titled debut this spring.

The duo claim that this album will be the “sonic manifestation of insomnia”, a more personal theme than the dark mass Kelly and Parker created on their previous project, Corrections House.

If you are interested in this, I recommend you check out the Neurosis blog to see the final dates of street release and the upcoming teasers.

This will be the cover art and the track listing for this project:

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1. Oracles Hex
2. A Thorn To See
3. CNN WTZ
4. I’ll Try You All
5. 43


David Bowie passing away was an unwelcome start to this year but, we can celebrate his music and legacy.

Venomous Concept, the hardcore group involving members of Napalm Death and Brutal Truth, paid tribute to the chameleonic Bowie with a cover of “Suffragette City”. It is groovy!


The acid experimental black metal solo project Crowhurst is back.

The three-track EP was released on January 4th: Human Capture, Isolator and The Mountain of the Cannibal Goddess, and in the Crowhurst tradition, it is Name Your Price.

Also, if you are a fan, you can purchase the entire discography too! Check it: https://crowhurst.bandcamp.com/music


Extreme metallers Crimson Moonlight are back with their twilight version of black metal. According to the band itself, the new album will be released this February 26th and will be titled Divine Darkness. Will this be the return of the crushing Veil of Remembrance sound? Or will this new record mark the glorification of the old Eternal Emperor days? We will see!

Meanwhile, listen to “The Suffering”:


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Marking the end of the Black Sabbath touring embodiment, the Fathers of Metal Music are releasing an EP, named after their final tour.

The piece will only be available during the dates of the tour and will feature four unreleased songs from the sessions of the last album, 13, along with four live recorded songs. Sadly, Rick Rubin is still touching the buttons.

Remember to check the dates of The End!


Entombed A.D. premiered “Midas in Reverse”, a taste of their upcoming album Dead Dawn. All the LG Petrov-commanded attacks are on point, reminding us of the might of this prideful Swedeath army. They will be on the road in Europe, too.


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Do you remember Destruction?

Of course you do! They have been working hard and have gained legendary status due to their contributions to the extreme metal genre.

Well, it is a pleasure to tell you that thrash is not dead (if you continue thinking that, Simon Phoenix will punch you in the pancreas); Destruction will release their new album on May 13th, titled Under Attack. We can only expect fast and demolishing riffing.


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Are you tired of new releases? Well, go to the bathroom and die pooping, because you are ruining the fun.

Cobalt is back with an upcoming album. The ironically titled Slow Forever will be released this year, and you can listen to a new song on February 9th on NPR Radio. Profound Lore Records also informed that this will be a double album and the design of the cover was made by Jimmy Hubbard.

Their previous piece, Gin, was released 7 years ago (!!!). Do they still have their avant-garde mojo? Be prepared for this one!


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Novembre is back with more gothic beauty.

April 1st is the date chosen by the dark moon to unleash the new record, titled Ursa. Peaceville Records announced a golden guest on the album: Mr. Anders Nyström from Katatonia will be doing a guitar solo on the single, “Annoluce”.

It was mixed and mastered at Unisound Studios by the sacred hand of Dan Swäno, and the cover art was made by the talented Travis Smith. This will be an album I will tag in my notebook and patiently await.


Following more black metal news:

Hellenic melodic occult metal cultists from Thy Darkened Shade are writing again. Get prepared to make your proper incantations to the Shadows Below with this “necrosophical” untitled piece:


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Remember too that Iron Maiden is releasing a free-to-play mobile Action-RPG game, titled “Legacy of the Beast” (hope it is better than their previous attempt at gaming, Ed Hunter).

From what the developers said in the press release, this new game puts the player into the flesh of famous mascot Eddie the Head in a quest on different planets and environments, battling weird enemies. All the artwork is inspired by Iron Maiden album cover art.

As a bonus to this interactive experience, the soundtrack of “Legacy of the Beast” will have songs from the entire Iron Maiden career, along with a pair of unreleased live tracks. It sounds promising, to be fair.


On to tiny bits of news:

  • Experimental Finnish metal masters, Oranssi Pazuzu are back with a new psychedelic experience. Please, stop what you are doing and listen to “Hypnotisoitu Viharukous”.
  • Need new Power Metal? Check out the new song from Avantasia ft. Michael Kiske. Be prepared to be amazed by Tobias Sammet’s project on Eurovision too.
  • Absu will be releasing new material on March 17th. The new album will be titled Apsu and is dropping via Candlelight Records. Blasphemer, from Aura Noir, and Ross the Boss, from Manowar, will do some guest spots on this one.
  • The Greek legends of occult black metal, Rotting Christ released another song from their upcoming album Rituals (Spoiler alert: it’s written in Aramaic, and it’s crushing!). Mark your calendar for February.
  • Spiritual Beggars’ new album is titled Sunrise to Sundown and will be released on March 18th and will feature 11 songs. It was recorded and mixed by Staffan Karlsson in analog. Expect melodies, plenty of melodies.
  • Wormed presents “Pseudo-Horizon”, a taste of their upcoming record Krigshu. Enter the threshold and prepare to be blasted unto the infinite. This one will be released March 18th, via Season of Mist.

So, that’s all for today, folks. Did you like these new releases? Are you eagerly waiting for something else? Prvpvrv yvvr kvlt nvws vnd pvst thvm vn thv cvmmvnts. I am going to eat a chocolate or something while you name a lot of blasphemous names I will never check.

Huge thanks to my friend Karhu for helping me with this News Roundup.

Photos: VIA VIA VIA VIA VIA VIA VIA

  • COAL ROLL

    Entombed AD sounds promising

    • Indeed! If the album is like this song, I think I will enjoy it more than Back to the Front.

  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

    Glad I got to see the original Sabbath lineup five times. I did hear they’re playing Hand of Doom on this tour, which they haven’t played since the early ’70s. That’s a bummer, but oh well.

  • COAL ROLL

    Rotting Christ sure does do what they do good.

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    I’m hoping Entombed AD comes to the states for a tour. I liked their last album a lot.

  • Dang, I thought it was new Chrworsch.

  • CyberneticOrganism

    Put me the fuck down for Skuggsjá

    • RustyShackleford

      It’s a damn good soundtrack for the couple feet of snow I’ve gotten in the past 48 hours! One of the cases where “epic” is definitely not an exaggeration. Yup.

      • CyberneticOrganism

        Good! I’ll need it when I try out my snowshoes.

      • It’s not yet determined if my area is going to be crushed with snow yet so I’m starting to put together a playlist for the storm if it does come. Some of the obvious ones…

        Vemod – Venter På Stormene
        Darkthrone – A Blaze in the Northern Sky
        Graveland – The Celtic Winter
        Sortilegia – Arcane Death Ritual
        Grifteskymfning ‎– Likpsalm
        Bekëth Nexëhmü – De Dunkla Herrarna
        Moonblood – The Winter Falls over the Land
        Azaxul – Horned Furies
        Taake – Nattestid ser porten vid
        Burzum – Filosofem
        Dissection – Storm of the Light’s Bane
        Gorgoroth – Pentagram
        Satyricon – Nemesis Divina
        Bathory – The Return
        Mütiilation – Vampires Of Black Imperial Blood
        Drowning The Light – An Alignment Of Dead Stars
        Maléfices – Sous l’Égide du Dragon Blanc
        Mgła – With Hearts Toward None & Exercises in Futility

        • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

          Yeah, it’s looking bad dude. Nice knowing ya, lifelover….

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Just realized, you’re missing Immortal. Dude, they’re the BLIZZARD BEASTS!!!!!!!!!! I mean it’s winter and no Immortal? How do I go on?

          • Fuck dude. Guess I’ll just die.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Yes, yes, now we’re talking. Immortal, bro. Immortal.

          • Hahaha

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            You clearly don’t even Immortal, bro.

          • You got me all figured out broface.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Listen brohammer, I just call’em like I see’em.

          • Well then bro. All the bro to ya bro.

        • RustyShackleford

          stealing these picks and creating my own playlist no doubt lol

        • Dave Vincent’s Perm

          Cradle of Filth- Total Fucking Darkness

          *hides*

          • Man, I haven’t listened to Cradle of Filth since middle school.

          • Dave Vincent’s Perm

            The reissue of TFD is the only album of theirs I can dig.

  • I’d still like to pick up this shirt.

    http://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/380695204856-0-1/s-l1000.jpg

    • Bossicus thee Rossicus

      First time i saw that was in a Monster Magnet video. I cheered

    • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

      Kick ass…

  • In other news: New Gojira video.

    Get on it hombres!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fCPxqJlmIE#t=0

    • Salvador Dalí Lama

      WHHHHHHAAAAAAAAALLLLLESSSS

    • RustyShackleford
    • Salvador Dalí Lama

      Pick slide count: 1

      • I need moar pick slides in my life. MOAR I SAY

    • Sir Tapir The Based

      EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW

      • I BET JAZZ FLUTE IS YOUR FAVORITE INSTRUMENT.

        • Sir Tapir The Based

          COULD BE

          • I think you mean WOULD BE.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            I’m gonna shove a jazz flute up your ass sideways.

          • You always end up going places I never knew you would go.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            I’m not going there, the jazz flute is.

    • HAhAAHA DOWNVOTE

      LOLOLFLUSHTHEHATERS

      • Sir Tapir The Based

        THAT’S FROM MEEEEEEEEEE

  • Dubs

    In case y’all didn’t hear, the Masterlord is opening for Absu in a couple months.

    • He’ll do an extended def poetry set.

      • Dubs

        He’s actually working on a routine where he reads Tolkien and plays dungeon synth simultaneously.

        • PLEASE COME TO VENEZUELA m/

          • Riding on a talking tree would take farrrrrrrrr too long.

          • Treebeard, Father of Fangorn

            A few days, at least. We ents are not hasty.

      • Is Molenaar involved?

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

      Absu is killer live.

      • Dubs

        I haven’t seen them yet, but I’m hoping that will change. Might be moving to Dallas next year, and since Proscriptor lives there, that might make things easier.

        • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

          Rad.

          • Dubs

            Sadly, I don’t think I’ve seen any good black metal bands live. I don’t think any ever tour through West Texas.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            That’s a bummer. I always forget how big Texas is, as I thought there was a killer fest every year in San Antonio.

          • Dubs

            Chaos in Tejas is no more, sadly.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            What about Destroying Texas Fest?

          • Dubs

            Houston gets lots of good shows. Unfortunately, it’s 8 hours away.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Figured it was a trek.

          • Dubs

            To put it in perspective for you, this is the schedule for the coming months of the main venue that gets metal shows here.

            http://www.jakes-sportscafe.com/calendar.php

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Holy shit. Sounds like a main venue in my area too. Deplorable.

          • Dubs

            Yup. Pretty terrible. I’ve driven out to Dallas for shows a few times, but it’s not something I can do all the time.

          • Phoenix of the House Tendies

            Oath of Cruelty and Ascended Dead are fucking killer.

            Edit: And so are Blood Storm. I really want to see them live. The vocalist wears this ridiculous armor and helmet on stage.

          • That line-up as a whole is fucking killer.

          • Phoenix of the House Tendies

            Pretty much.

          • Bossicus thee Rossicus

            Still one of the coolest fest names ever.

          • Nyogthaeblisz, Nexul, and Hellvetron put on a lot of gigs in Texas. That’s not Dubya’s thing though. Too much Satan and hate.

          • Dubs

            This is a dumb comment. I’d go to a show if it was here.

          • Well, most of the shit I say is dumb. Where are you based out of again? Arizona or Texas. There was a good one in Arizona a whiles back.

            http://i1376.photobucket.com/albums/ah32/shane_drums/nyogflyer_zpsbwzq1pjl.jpg

          • Dubs

            Texas, in a city that’s about 5.5 hours away from anywhere that gets decent shows.

          • Confirmed dates so far, few more coming.

            June 24th: El Paso TX
            June 25th: San Antonio TX
            June 28th: Las Vegas NV
            July 1st: Los Angeles CA
            July 2nd: ?
            July 3rd: Seattle WA
            July 6th: St. Paul MN
            July 7th: Chicago IL
            July 8th: Buffalo NY
            July 9th: Brooklyn NY
            July 10th: Philadelphia PA
            July 12th: Baltimore MD
            July 13th: Nashville TN
            July 15th: Houston TX
            July 16th: Austin TX
            http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg218/pestilence666/Tour%20Announcement_zpsq9zisbze.jpg

          • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

            FUCK why aren’t they hitting up the Dallas/Fort Worth area? I would totes go to this show if they played here!
            On the brightside, at least I get to see Turbid North this weekend.
            I’m also super stoked that Primitive Man is going to be coming back to my area in a few months with Dragged Into Sunlight. That’s gonna be an awesome show!!

          • Scrimm

            Yeah there was some problems at recent BM shows like this one

          • Yup, that’s why I thought Dubya may not be on board.

          • Scrimm

            From what I understand it was mostly in scene fighting. I don’t know, was working and didn’t make the show.

          • Scrimm

            Yeah I heard there was some Nazi shit going on, think that was the problem.

          • Extreme black metal band against religion and stuffs. What’s new.

          • Scrimm

            Yeah I think a lot of it was one persons big fucking mouth. Someone from one of the locals, not sure who. Either way, stupid.

          • I heard a lot of crusties and what not were the ones putting up a stink about it at the festival show. Punk and Metal should not mix at festivals. Just look what happened to Disma.

          • Scrimm

            Yeah that’s some bullshit. Members past activities aside Disma is still >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.

          • more beer

            I was extremely pissed that they got pulled off of California Death Fest.

          • Scrimm

            Yeah fuck that

          • more beer

            Yea it was utter bullshit.

          • more beer

            Crusties putting up a stink also giving off a stink. I think if you can’t fathom basic hygiene you shouldn’t be able to question what anyone else does.

          • Satan sucks anyways.

          • He’s Satan, he’s king of the “suck” Link.

          • Do not say such things about SATAN.

          • Dave Vincent’s Perm

            Satan >>>>>>>>

        • Bossicus thee Rossicus

          Moving to Dallas you say?

          • Dubs

            Mayhap, dude. It’s one of the cities on our short-list. Unfortunately, with residency, I don’t really get to choose where my wife gets posted.

          • Do it. I’ll come hang out with you when I go visit the folks.

          • Dubs

            Austin is an option too, though we don’t like it as much.

          • WHY I NEVER

          • Hammerdong Von Spookypoop

            Austin was one of the cities I thought about when I was moving out of Chicago (Denver and Atlanta were the other two), but opted for VA. I spent 6 months in Dallas as a kid, and most of what I remember is really dry heat, restaurants that were pretty much like chow halls, and the best BBQ and Mexican food I’ve ever had. Nice place from what I can tell!

          • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

            We do have some fucking badass BBQ and Mexican food (we call it Tex-Mex) here in the Lone Star State. Almost makes it worth living here despite the dry heat and fucking awful politicians. Almost…

          • Hammerdong Von Spookypoop

            That and lots of cute Latinas (that I noticed as well out there)! :-p

          • Bossicus thee Rossicus

            Ah, okay.
            Well if you do, I’ll buy you a beer.

          • Dubs

            I end up in Dallas a lot visiting in-laws. I’ll be sure to hit you up next time!

          • Bossicus thee Rossicus

            Right on!

        • Sir Tapir The Based

          Translation: I’m gonna start stalking Proscriptor.

        • Scrimm

          Amazing live band.

      • Saw part of their set years back. Too drunk to remember.

    • Sir Tapir The Based

      Smart move. Absu will be sounding even better after that.

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

      Who’s Masterlord?

    • Scrimm

      Fucking awesome for him. I wish we were live ready for the one here but it’s been so long since we played as a unit it’s gonna take some time to get tight again.

  • Bossicus thee Rossicus

    Guess who will be getting the new Absu…

    • Of course it’s you! You’re playing with them in a song!

  • Dubs

    Very interested to hear Mirrors for Psychic Warfare. I like most stuff Neurot drops.

    • Hammerdong Von Spookypoop

      Ever heard Tribes Of Neurot?

  • Sir Tapir The Based

    Oranssi Pazuzu is bangin’

    • Indeed! The song is interesting.

    • RJA

      I listened to the record last night – it is indeed bangin!

      • Dagon

        Hey bro, thanks a lot! Also I’ve been anticipating this Oranssi release like crazy.

    • rambo-bangin’ or GTFO

  • Sir Tapir The Based

    “Need new Power Metal?”
    NOPE

  • MindMaze started (and funded) their kickstarter for their 3rd album this week. Some great perks for anyone relatively new to the band, and old fans as well. Lots of mega super fan material at the top too, although I don’t think we have any here

    https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mindmaze/mindmaze-third-full-length-album-project

  • Opinions on last Black Sabbath album, 13?

    • SNOOZE

    • Bossicus thee Rossicus

      Severe lack of Mr. Ward.
      Didn’t swing enough.

    • I listened to it once. That was enough.

    • Scrimm

      Opposite of good.

    • Arhyswehaveasshtoninshingmeats

      It was good.

    • As much as I hate to say it, flush(pretty much)

    • Hammerdong Von Spookypoop

      I liked it, but it’s definitely Sabbath by the numbers, and pretty forgettable. The last Black Sabbath album to me is Heaven And Hell’s ‘The Devil You Know’.

    • more beer

      It was okay. I wouldn’t go out of my way to listen to it. But I wouldn’t ask someone to turn it off if they put it on.

      • Bossicus thee Rossicus

        I like your answer. I’ve gone out of my way to relisten to it a few times and it has its moments, but doesn’t come close to the original albums.

  • 365ChaosRiddenDays

    Thy Darkened Shade rips hard along with Entombed A.D. for me and and if you want to hear it here’s a new song by Urgehal, pure Black Metal from Norway featuring Nocturno Culto (Darkthrone) at the vocals: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVMyRMcQXIs

  • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

    Since you mentioned Scott Kelly, I’m still VERY MUCH looking forward to the new Neurosis album. Given to the Rising and Honour Found in Decay were good, but The Eye of Every Storm was the last album of theirs I really consider a masterpiece.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ek945pg6v0

  • Scrimm

    Exited about several of these things. New Destruction is not one of them.

  • I’ll just leave this here like I left the other thing here yesterday maybe i will keep leaving things here if things keep releasing so that i can leave more things here especially good things. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhXam8oGTDU&feature=youtu.be

    • Waynecro

      This album is going to kick all the asses.

      • Sir Tapir The Based

        NOPE

        • Waynecro

          EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            I WILL FIGHT YOU

          • Waynecro

            COME AT ME, STABBY

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            I’LL KICK YOU IN THE RIBS AND STAB YOUR DICK

          • Waynecro

            I’LL KICK YOU DOWN THE STAIRS BEFORE YOU HAVE THE CHANCE

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            FUCK YOU

          • Waynecro

            YOU’RE MY FAVORITE NEMESIS

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            YOU’RE MY SECOND LEAST FAVOURITE FUCKFACE

          • Waynecro

            THEN I’LL JUST TRY HARDER

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            THERE’S NO WAY YOU’LL TOP SMITTY IN BEING A FUCKFACE

          • Waynecro

            CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

          • Hammerdong Von Spookypoop

            Speaking of, what happened to your boyfriend (Smitty)? He hasn’t been on here in a couple of weeks. Did you finally unleash your toxic urine on him?

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            The Fuckface is probably over at MS. I’d prefer to keep it thatway.

          • Hammerdong Von Spookypoop

            Exactly.

          • Hammerdong Von Spookypoop

            Misread that as ‘I hope the fuckface has MS’. :-p

          • more beer

            He probably stabbed him in the dick.

          • Hammerdong Von Spookypoop

            Maybe David Gunn hung up his shoes.

          • more beer

            So he doesn’t get arch nemesis status. I guess he isn’t trying hard enough.

          • more beer

            Don’t forget to wear the steel toed boots when you are kicking him down the stairs.

          • Hammerdong Von Spookypoop
          • more beer

            I have figured out your true identity.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            By all means, share with the class.

          • more beer

            Refresh for image.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            I do not know who that is

          • more beer

            Lorena Bobbitt. She cut her husbands dick off, then drove around with it before throwing it out of the car window. Since you get so much pleasure from stabbing dicks. It only makes sense you are really her.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            But I don’t cut them off. I just stab them.

          • more beer

            Stab cut what’s the difference?

    • i need to borrow @joshuathackston:disqus for a response to this one

    • Sir Tapir The Based

      Terrible

  • BLACKBEARD UNFILTERED

    Thy Darkened Shade is p tight. Almost a bit too weedly tho

  • Paris Hilton

    The only thing newsworthy as far as I’m concerned is David “Evil D” Vincent’s (from Morbid Angle) new swing country single, Buyer Beware. It’s good to see that Vincent hasn’t let his roots of being a part of awful music slip during this fresh, stylistic genre change. Pick up your copy today!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oe7EH11dAs

    • Dave Vincent’s Perm

      It sounds like something from New Vegas.

    • Hammerdong Von Spookypoop

      I’m waiting for his pick scraping cover of ‘Boot Scootin’ Boogy’!

      • more beer

        I am waiting for none of this.

        • Hammerdong Von Spookypoop

          Next up: Billy Ray Cyrus covering Chapel Of Ghouls.

    • more beer

      You do have to give him credit. He is at least being honest with the song title.

  • Dagon

    This is old but I just found out about it so it’s news:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CgE6_sk-sg

    I dig their first LP. Check them out live as well:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQWNZ7AU75g

  • Waynecro

    Thanks for the informative and well-written article, Link. “I am going to eat a chocolate or something while you name a lot of blasphemous names I will never check” cracks me up. You also get 10 grammar points for using titled instead of entitled. Great work!

  • Guppusmaximus

    “Are you tired of new releases? Well, go to the bathroom and die pooping, because you are ruining the fun.”

    But, that would still be a new release. *Ba-Dum-Boom-Tiss*

    I’m here all week. Try The Aristocrats

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NLNLZVmLEY&list=PLKN1POF2kVK15712ZnTyM8bYSV5D2iiIU&index=3

  • Heliocrat

    Damn, that Cobalt cover is fucking horrible.

  • Hammerdong Von Spookypoop

    Holy Abe Vigoda’s zombie on a whole wheat Finnish cracker, new Novembre!!!!!! Loved their first album, but thought they dropped off the earth completely after that. My reaction to the news:

    http://reactiongif.org/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/08/GIF-excited-frozen-giddy-here-hopeful-present-GIF.gif

  • Hammerdong Von Spookypoop

    And Gojira just released a new video from the studio. If you’ve ever thought to yourself “Man, I always wanted to hear Gojira playing the flute!!!”, well here you are.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fCPxqJlmIE