NEWS: Last day for TovH shirts, New Kylesa track, Mushroomhead is dumb, Puscifer is still a band

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You’ve got less than 24 hours to buy an official Toilet ov Hell t-shirt. So hurry up then, fool. Also, here’s the news and stuff:

-Tool still ain’t doing shit but if you need a fix of Maynard James Keenan junk, you’re in luck: Puscifer just announced a new record titled Money Shot. It’ll be out October 30th. Watch the video for “Grand Canyon” below.


-Mushroomhead
are relevant for the first time in 15 years with the release of this sub-moronic bit of Confederate flag merch. You would assume that these dudes know that there’s a fair amount of controversy surrounding that particular piece of fabric. You’d also assume that these dudes know that Ohio, the home state of the band, sided with the Union in the Civil War. Both the band and this tank top are trash.

I strongly dislike this band.

I strongly dislike Mushroomhead


-Deafheaven
revealed the artwork for their upcoming album New Bermuda and y’know what? I think it looks pretty darn rad. I’ve got high hopes for my dude George. New Bermuda will be out October 2nd on Anti- Records.

New Bermuda


-Kylesa
have released a new track from their upcoming record Exhausting Fire. Check out how tasty them guitars sound below:


Finally, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, today is the last day to purchase an official Toilet ov Hell t-shirt. In a few short hours you’ll miss the boat and be a shirt-less fucking loser. Pick up a t-shirt and add +2 STUD to your character sheet. GET IT RIGHT HERE.

You'd look good as fuck in this.

You’d look good as fuck in this.

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  • DCLXVI

    What is the official deadline for the shirts? Tomorrow at what time?

    • DCLXVI

      OK I see. Fuck. Only 13 more hours. Anyway to extend this through this week’s paydays?

      • Let me check settings rill quick.

        • K, it looks like I have the option to restart the campaign as soon as it ends. That would get all of the current orders printed and shipped out while folks can add new orders.

          • DCLXVI

            it’s cool, I just ordered mine. All set

    • 13 hours left! That would be 10 PM CST tonight.

      • DCLXVI

        downvote!!!

  • The Battle Born NDN

    I wish I could buy that TovH shirt right now.
    I’m a fucking wreck, my cousin has been dealing with cancer. And I’m fucking pissed off about it. I don’t know how to help him anymore.

    But whatever. Fuck mushroomhead.

    Not to be a fucking downer.

    • I’m sorry dude. That sounds rough : (

    • Strenght, dude!

    • Bozamole Jim

      Boo man, that fucking blows. Super sorry to hear that.

    • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

      Solidarity

    • KJM

      : (

    • The Fish Boz

      I take it you guys are close. Be around him when you can and try to make it about other things when possible. Try to make him laugh.

      Stay strong. I’m also going through something similar.

      • The Battle Born NDN

        My heart hurts so much right now.

        • Scrimm

          Been there man, I feel for you.

      • The Battle Born NDN

        My heart goes out to you, sir.

    • Guppusmaximus

      Fuck Cancer! I agree with The Fish…Whatever you do, don’t let him go down that “Alternative Medicine” road. I mean, obviously, he can try other avenues but don’t let him steer away from traditional medicine on this one and get more than one medical opinion. Don’t let a Hospital’s reputation keep you from visiting multiple doctors / hospitals. I lost a good friend to that cunt!

      Edit: Unfortunately, you & your friend have to be his advocate. Be the squeaky wheel!

    • Elizabeth Short

      Awful to hear; sorry, man. My grandmother just passed from cancer. My best friend is still thankfully here, but he’s had cancer TWICE (fucking show off). It’s really hard to watch that happen to people you love. Stay positive, we’re all here for you.

    • Best of luck with that. I think most of us here know someone close to us that has been a victim of that and feels painful to watch. Get more greens in his diet, it could help.

    • sorry to hear that 🙁 many people end up kicking cancer in the nuts doe! i know there’s a handful of people in here with relatives who made it through…

    • Monkey D. Luffy, Pirate King

      Christ, cancer is a bastard. I hope your cousin pulls through.

    • InfinityOfThoughts

      I feel your pain. My father battled cancer when I was younger. That was one of the worst experiences my family has ever been through.

      I wish you and your cousin the best through these dark times.

  • Will George “Fingerless Driving Gloves” Clarke being doing clean vox on this new album? Rooting hard for that to happen because there will be nerd backlash.

    • I hope he raps!

      • The Fish Boz

        AARRHH AAARRH ARRH
        Sippin’ on some sizzurp

      • i’m challenging him to a freestlye rap battle if that goes down.

        • The Battle Born NDN

          Bars?

          • Sample:
            I’d hate to be a hater
            But there’s no way your pasty ass
            Is a muthafukin’ Sunbather!!

      • Mother Shabubu 4

        Acclaimed Spitter of Hot Fire George Clarke of Deafheaven.

    • Pagliacci is Kvlt

      I hope they headline MDF 2017.

  • A confederate flag Mushroomhead shirt? Sounds like Joe …had a bad day.
    http://media1.giphy.com/media/v9rfTQBNqdsSA/giphy.gif

    YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

  • Tyree

    One Tail, One Head at Dissociative Visions 2015. Fuck I wish I was there for this.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW8VwL54vUM

  • The Fish Boz

    George Clarke is a real looker. I wonder what his haircut will be for the new album.

    • I’m more interested in his suits and shoes.

      • The Fish Boz

        I can’t wear suits and shoes underwater with no feet. I can still cut my hair tho

  • Bozamole Jim

    Puscifer has always just rode me right down the meh train.

    • KJM

      Yep.

    • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

      You’ve obviously never heard this.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d8ZY24QJUM

      • Scrimm

        So sorry I pushed play.

        • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

          HAHAHAHAA

        • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

          This, uh, isn’t a serious song by any means.

          • KJM

            Puscifer isn’t a serious band by any means.

          • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

            Very true, but I don’t think this song is even on an album.

    • Herr Schmitty

      I have a lot of love for Maynard, and I actually really liked the first Puscifer album (V is for Vagina) which was fairly well done and had some great CD case artwork and design.

      But everything since is just… it doesn’t tickle my fancy either, avocado man. While he’s certainly free to do as he pleases, I would rather see something from Tool or A Perfect Circle.

      • KJM

        I just want Tool to put out that last disc(it’s gonna be their last), see them 1-2 more times, and disband. Adam & Danny can then do other things and Maynard can do his Zappa wannabe thing. Isn’t APC essentially done anyway?

        • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

          I think ACp kinda reformed late last year and there was talk of doing something new. I don’t even need that new Tool album, I just want them to stop pretending it’s going to happen.

          • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer
          • KJM

            A safe bet.

          • stupid sexy flanders

          • KJM

            It’ll happen in May 2016(i.e. the 10th anniversary of the previous one).

          • Herr Schmitty

            Yup. Basically the guitarist (the songwriter and original architect of APC) said some shit about how they were pretty much ready to do something, but they have to work around Maynard’s schedule.

            From wikipedia: “In regards to future material from the band, Keenan stated “Of course, there’s always writing going on constantly. It’s just stuff that’s not quite sitting right yet, so you don’t know about it”. In November 2013, Howerdel stated that “there are fully developed songs without lyrics and melody…as far as the music end goes, I’ve got 75% of the foundation of [the next] A Perfect Circle record ready to go.”He did concede that this could change depending on Keenan’s stance on music, and that Keenan prefers smaller releases, while Howerdel prefers the form of a full album.”

  • This Kylesa track is interesting. Gotta look’em, I think!

    • The Fish Boz

      Static Tensions should be the first album to check.

      • I back this statement. Last album was good too. Can’t remember the name.

        • The Fish Boz

          Ultraviolet.

          I really enjoy Kylesa. Laura has a special place in my heart.

          • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

            I was really put off by what she said ’bout the new album. Something like “we forget what we were supposed to do on Ulttraviolet and accidentally did music we wanted to do so this new album is going to be heavier, because that’s Kylesa is supposed to be”.
            Or something along those lines.

          • The Fish Boz

            I think it was very poorly edited or poorly phrased by her. It sounded really weird, I agree.

  • Monkey D. Luffy, Pirate King

    If I ever see someone wearing that Mushroomhead shirt, then they will get a Gum Gum Jet Pistol to the face.

    http://i.giflike.com/x7XWpKA.gif

    • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

      Did you somehow get even more weeby?

      • Monkey D. Luffy, Pirate King

        My resting place when I’m hungry is full of weebs. Its kind of hard to not be just a little bit weeby when there is that many around.

        • Bozamole Jim

          *looks around*

          I’ve seen some anime. Three in full, I think. I liked all three of them.

          *runs away*

          • Herr Schmitty

            It can be really well done, like any other type of show, or very poorly done (again, like any other show!)

            I watched some anime as an angsty teen. Really loved Trigun and Samurai Champloo. Liked Hellsing and Mushi-shi (super artsy and weird) too. Haven’t watched any in a long time, but the medium is fun and can be pretty heady at times. Feel no shame! https://33.media.tumblr.com/7d41c0a34327d2d16207b9fac8513dfe/tumblr_nqe2ewSVaG1sditfno4_500.gif

          • Bozamole Jim

            Samurai Champloo was one of the ones I watched and liked. Cowboy Bebop was another, and Elfen Lied was the third.

          • OldMetalHead

            Ghost the the shell is pretty outstanding.

          • EsusMoose

            I watched a bit of mushishi but shit has too many episodes, Mononoke is a similar type of show super artsy, weird as shit and deals with spirits.

          • Herr Schmitty

            I agree; I only saw some episodes from the first season, my GF in college really loved Mushi-shi and I’d watch it with her. I liked what I saw, but it also didn’t really lead to me craving more.

          • Waynecro

            Attack on Titan was pretty cool. And last few episodes of the Berserk series were brutal as fuck. I think they were, anyway. I was pretty drunk when I watched them.

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            And to think that I used to love you.

          • Bozamole Jim

            I’m so sorry bb. We can work through this. Hold onto our mutual love of Magma.

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            Oh I can’t stay mad at you, you tasty avocado.

          • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

            He’s no good for you.

          • Bozamole Jim

            UR JUST JEALOUS OF OUR LOVE (of Magma)

          • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

            UR JUST JEALOUS OF OUR LOVE (of Manga)

            FTFY

          • Bozamole Jim
          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            I have never read manga and I would rather kill myself than do that ever.

          • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

            You might actually like the Ichi The Killer anime, especially if you liked the movie.

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            I haven’t seen the movie. I think I have seen maybe tree episodes of dbz, nothing else.

          • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

            Ichi The Killer is fucking nuts! It’s basically one huge soup of sex and violence thrown together. Strangeness level: super Japanese.

            http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ichithekiller/

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            Not Ingmar Bergman/10, wouldn’t watch

          • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

            I looooooooooove Ingmar Bergman!

          • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

            You know he’s Swedish, right? #TapirIsASwedaboo

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            I am well aware of that fact. I actually don’t hate Sweden. I hate Denmark tho.

          • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

            So when’s the wedding?

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            Never.

    • did you just make up that move, avatar, nickname, and animated gif?

      • Monkey D. Luffy, Pirate King

        No, that would be silly. Devil Fruits just fuck you up, that’s all.
        (PS. Watch One Piece, if its not the 4Kids dub, its awesome)

          • Monkey D. Luffy, Pirate King

            I insist you watch One Piece, it is quite amazing, if it isn’t the 4Kids dub.

          • The last girl I dated insisted I watch One Piece as well. I broke up with her.

          • Bozamole Jim
          • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

            And Joe’s neverending saga of perpetual, Sisyphusian virginity continues.

          • EsusMoose

            Yes all 900 episodes, by the time they finish they’ll be knights of the weeb table

          • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

            There are 900 episodes ?!?!? How in the world could something stay interesting for that long?

          • Monkey D. Luffy, Pirate King

            In Weebcentral (Aka Japan) One Piece makes Dragon Ball look like a SyFy show no one watches.

          • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

            I’m pretty sure normal Japanese folks hate weebs as much as the rest of the civilized world does.

          • EsusMoose

            They look at Otaku(super weebs), and neets with some level of disgust

          • Otaku is a pejorative term after all. And it’s a very bad condition in a country that value the work a lot.

          • EsusMoose

            I really don’t know, but it basically prints money in Japan so they’ll keep making episodes

          • Monkey D. Luffy, Pirate King

            You forgot the GIF.

            http://i.imgur.com/wFK16.gif

          • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

            *owns a collection of over 70 OnePiece books*
            😛

          • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

            Sounds like we should have a good old-fashioned book burning.

          • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer
          • Pagliacci is Kvlt

            Just in time for lunch again. Thanks.

          • Yeah, that stuff is longer than a serpent fart.

          • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

            Dayum, not even Inuyasha went on that long!

          • EsusMoose

            If it didn’t suck it may have attempted.

          • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

            Got done watching the Ichi The Killer animated series. Sick and twisted as the movie, which is saying a lot!

          • Monkey D. Luffy, Pirate King

            If that is the case, then good god that is no mean feat.

          • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

            Is from the same guy who did 5 Centimeters Per Second, Garden Of Words and Voices Of A Distant Star.

          • The Fish Boz

            Sry

          • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

            Drake is the worst.

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]
          • The Fish Boz
          • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

            Not nearly as bad as OT Genesis or Chris Brown.

          • Maik Bozinton™

            Conclusion: anime is metal.

          • Atomic Wedgie Massacre
    • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

      What’s that from? Looks familiar.

      • Monkey D. Luffy, Pirate King

        One Piece. Its a very long anime (just over 700 episodes), but it is quite excellent. Mostly. When 4Kids aren’t ruining it.

        • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

          Might have to check that one out. Been on an anime kick for over a month now. Ever seen Journey To Agartha?

  • Toxic Holocaust and Lord Dying are touring in September. Neither have announced it but tickets are on sale . Dates in the link http://www.songkick.com/artists/4070971-lord-dying

    • Between The Buried & Smee

      …and they’re playing some sports bar I’ve never heard of in Chicago!

  • “MFW my bride smashed wedding cake in my face”

  • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

    Of course this goes live half an hour after I finish a roundup with the exact same fucking news.
    (Finally managed to snatch a ToH shirt, so at least that’s good.)

  • meaning behind Sunbather album art – “Why don’t we make it the color that you see when you’re laying down in the sun and your eyes are closed? The pinks and yellows behind your eyelids.”

    Meaning behind New album art – ” do an oil painting of a guy after he gets hit in the face with a pie”

    http://montevallofalcons.com/Athletics/Kick_Ball/Pie05.jpg

    • The Fish Boz

      What if those were really the brainstorming process behind the covers? That would make them even better in my book.

      D

    • Pagliacci is Kvlt

      I’m not brave enough to do a cream pie GIS at work.

    • Maik Bozinton™
  • Sir Tapir The Based :]

    This little tapir is looking forward to that Deafheaven album.

    • dude, that 15 second clip sounded pretty rad. I am with ya

      GL

      • after the new album, you gonna change the lyrics on “going down to the terlet”?

        • History cannot be changed, friend! Although I mispronounced their name too during the song, heheheuhe

    • Atomic Wedgie Massacre
      • Sir Tapir The Based :]

        Well, that guy sure has a punchable face.

        • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

          Not as punchable as the singer for Derpheaven! Something makes me wanna give that guy a flying uppercut to the jimmies.

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            You’re just jealous that he’s hotter than you.

          • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

            That isn’t saying much!

          • don’t listen to @BasedTapir:disqus, Matt Smith is da best

  • Mother Shabubu 4

    I might be a rarity, but I love Puscifer. It’s a strange blend of things. Their remix albums aren’t what you think either. They are complete re-workings of songs. I mean this could pass as a Swans song from “Soundtracks For the Blind”. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R8YTsvb0U8

    • Agree. Too many people expect some version of Tool or APC, I think. But Puscifer is Maynard doing Tricky. Never thought about Swans before, but that’s a good comparison too. Plus, I’m in love with Carina Round, so ever since she joined, I couldn’t possibly hate it.

  • Sadistikexekution

    I’d rather spend money on stuff that makes sense.

    ** flushes toilet **

  • Atomic Wedgie Massacre

    For those who missed out on getting their TOH shirt (or, Flying Spaghetti Monster forbid, refused to get one):

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/geistimsturm/goodfellas%20laugh.gif

  • JamesGrimm

    superise…?

  • JW(E)G

    I ordered my TovH shirt yesterday, but in light of this article I feel like I should also buy some New Bermuda Shorts to wear with it.

  • Atomic Wedgie Massacre
  • Kevin Nash & Friends

    That shirt is not a good Mushroomhead shirt. I love them to death but I hate that shirt.

  • CT-12

    I swear that Deafheaven logo also says “New Bermuda” backwards, but I can’t really see the last few letters matching up. Think it’s totally plausible to assume though since Deaheaven = “what-a-twist!” masterminds. Anybody else seeing this? It’s driving me insane.

  • Why is it that so many people hate Deafheaven? I listened to Sunbather and thought it was a fairly decent black metal album in the vein of bands like Woods of Desolation. Also, Mushroomhead and now the ultimate edge-lords with their ultra-edgy shirt of sharp edginess.