New Jamzz and Open Swim, Y’all!

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Well, flushers, it’s been one heck of a day. We’ve had our ups and downs. Several of us have even been trapped on an emotional rollercoaster. But let’s all finish this week out like good chums like the Scottish and British. Here’s some new music we may have missed. Let’s hug it out/swordfight/slug wrassle/what have you and rejoice over this tunage.


 

Abazagorath

Deciblog just premiered a track from these black metal mavens. This is just a hint at the dark glory to come on their first album in 10 years. The artwork is siqqnasty! There is some serious tremolo riffing and blasting going on here, lacerating you like some merciless skinwalker. Jam it here.


 

Today Is the Day

Steve Austin’s lifeloving band of optimists is releasing their tenth (!) full-length this fall via Southern Lord. “Masada” is the advanced track from Animal Mother, and this song leans heavily into the sludge/crust domain with a neat noisy riff outro, although it’s difficult to say what curveballs Austin may have in store for us on the full album. Check out the video below.


 

Primus

We totally missed this announcement from a couple months ago, but I’ve been jamming it lately, so you’re going to hear it now. Primus recently announced their newest full length album, Primus & the Chocolate Factory with the Fungi Ensemble, due out October 21st. This isn’t metal by any means, but I’m a big fan of Les Claypool and co., and I’m sure many of y’all are too. This album is a reimagining of the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory soundtrack, and Primus are fleshing their sound out with an enhanced rhythm section. Bob your head to “Pure Imagination” below.


 

Open Swim

That’s it for Friday, y’all. I hope you have a wonderful weekend. Discuss your plans, share recipes, tell me why I suck, whatever in the comments below.

(Photos VIA, VIA, VIA, and VIA)

  • Tyree

    I fucked your wife, Fucked her in the ass. She loved it, She sucks me That’s really funny Suck me, You fucker!!!!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjdfi3oSV4E

    • crazytaco_12

      Wow, I always thought this was supposed to be some shitty core band. Add that to the list of misleading band names.

      • Tyree

        Tis good!

    • Virgil the Ghost Poet

      Off my favorite Today Is The Day CD.

  • Doctor Dickless

    I’m mentally preparing for the test week. So many tests to check plus the upcoming matriculation examinations to check as well. Fuck me.

    • W.

      You’re the teacher, right?

      • Doctor Dickless

        Das ist true.

        • W.

          Awesome. I’m not teaching any classes this semester, so I have more time to focus on finishing my research.

          • Doctor Dickless

            Wat u researching?

          • W.

            Traffic engineering, specifically crash prediction and road safety as related to driver behavior and demographics.

          • das racist.

          • CÖÄL RÖLL FRÖM THE TÖILET BÖWL

            It’s research for the next edition of BDub Bros: Big Truck Rednecks

          • W.

            I liked you better as a Scatological Domain.

          • Doctor Dickless

            Doesn’t feel nice being called a racist, huh?

          • W.

            You’ve got me there!

          • Doctor Dickless

            Ya damn hypocrite!

          • W.

            😉

  • USA! USA! USA! #FREEDOM http://youtu.be/LV-S3ddXi0A

  • It’s Friday! It’s a diggity-dang ‘ol open swim! Woo!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBpx-0VouCw

    • nice Entombedcore, Joe!!!

    • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

      I used to work at a bar that had a weekly metal night. Every week the end songs played were this , carcass heartwork & unconditional by prong. Best days of my life.

  • “Several of us have even been trapped on an emotional rollercoaster.”… oh no, who needs some McNulty consolation? who needs a hug??

    • Doctor Dickless

      I could use one.

    • TrickleDownTacoRiff

      get over her bro, ill take some of that…

      • Doctor Dickless

        Can I hug you as well?

        • TrickleDownTacoRiff

          bring it!

          • Doctor Dickless

            Aw yis!

          • DoYouThinkHeSaurus

            Since most animal DNA is ninety percent identical, we use the complete DNA of a frog to fill in the holes and complete the code!

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            Hahahaha. Love the user name.

          • you know, i’ve seen you post this before. but it doesn’t make it any less funny! i’m not sure if i’ll be in the Toilet this weekend, so if not have a good weekend buddy!!

          • Doctor Dickless

            Thank’s buddy. Have a good weekend as well.

    • Virgil the Ghost Poet

      Nah, but if you ever need one…. I’m here for ya buddy.

  • Xan

    This week has sucked cock for me. I had to pay nearly $300 to get a fucking wax plug removed from my left ear and then I got a sore throat yesterday. Today, I’m getting hit with allergies. At least tomorrow I’m heading up to Little Switzerland in the mountains and I shall feast upon the delightful bread that can be found there. I’ll probably buy a bunch of books too. This weekend, I get to figure out how to put together some kind of model of a plant cell. Time to hit up the play-dough store.

    • Guppusmaximus

      No eating the f*cking play-dough!! j/k…*smirk*

    • Ok I gotta ask, why was the plug stuck in the first place?

      • Max

        He means a build-up of natural wax. It happens to me sometimes too. Some people generate more earwax than others, and if you’re wearing ear-plugs a lot of it can often get forced further into your ear and hardens. Then you go to the doctor and they syringe it out with water. And you realize you weren’t as deaf as you thought.

      • Xan

        A wax plug is a build-up of earwax. I didn’t insert it. They come from bad genetics, a wide variety of other reason, or in my case, I wear a headset for most of the day either listening to music, playing video games, or tutoring plebeians in Chemistry over Skype. The removal (at least mine) involves shoving a plastic tube in your ear and sucking the wax out. It doesn’t hurt but it was inconvenient having half my normal hearing for two days. Completely killed my enjoyment of music. Here’s a picture of a wax plug:

    • try to get one of them new Satanic coloring books

    • Doctor Dickless

      120 Days of Sodom is a nice and relaxing book if you haven’t read it yet.

      • Guacamole Jim

        I masturbate casually to it every so often.

        • Doctor Dickless

          Have you seen the movie version? I think I haven’t, but I’m maybe interested in seeing it.

          • Nope. Eff that.

          • Guacamole Jim

            Solid call.

          • Guacamole Jim

            Yeah I have. Actually, I worked with a doctoral student on a crazy avant-garde interpretation of the movie, and had to watch it to know what part I was playing musically. The movie is pretty fucked.

          • Tyree

            Didn’t the director get killed because of that movie?

          • Guacamole Jim

            I have no idea. It’s possible. A dude who makes a movie like that probably doesn’t travel in the best circles.

          • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

            I think the official line is that it was a quarreling ex lover but there are plenty of conflicting theories as to the actual motive. Guy tweaked a lot of noses…

          • Doctor Dickless

            I know that it’s really damn fucked up.

          • crazytaco_12

            I’m going to be writing something about this movie, but that’s sort of on the dl for now. Even though the movie’s fucked, I think it definitely was still very much an artistic statement that other movies similar to it have been lacking.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            here’s a sneak peek, looks like tom six got some inspiration from it.

        • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

          how do you masturbate casually ?

          • Guacamole Jim

            I tell my penis that I only need it for pleasure, and don’t pay attention to its needs. Also I don’t call it back.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            hahahhahhhahaha. + 100 000 points.

  • Archspire

  • Guppusmaximus

    I know it may not come across as kvlt…But, the new Flying Colors (Second Nature) is coming out soon:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdnKddL9giw

    • how many fucking groups is he in??? (pretty good song! thanks mang)

      • Guppusmaximus

        I know huh?? This is the only recent group he’s in that I really like. The Winery Dogs, not so much because Black Country Communion does that style better…

  • CÖÄL RÖLL FRÖM THE TÖILET BÖWL

    On Sunday I get to hook a chain up to the old man’s DMAX and rip a fallen tree out of the river at his house. Their driveway runs over the river, an the tree fell upstream, and when the water rises in the fall it poses a risk of washing downstream and making hazard that could cause damage to the bridge that crosses said river. It’s going to be BADD ASS. Will try to get some video

    • TrickleDownTacoRiff

      Dont blow the Tranny on that bad boy! ROLL THO, ROLL!!

      • Now I need to watch Armageddon.

        • mistake. The Core is way better

          • Bipolar username week? I must have missed the memo.

          • the Scatalogical Domain thing? i just got bored with Jimmy for a while. got it out of my system!

          • Jormungandr

            Welcome back McNulty!

          • JWG

            I was tempted to join the Political Figure as Disqus Name Club. Changed my Avatar even. But then I thought a Canadian Politician (even if the Greatest one) might be too obscure a reference. So I didn’t go through with it completely.

            Maybe that someone who ‘is’ a Character played by his Grandson would recognize him, though…

      • CÖÄL RÖLL FRÖM THE TÖILET BÖWL

        Hakuna Matata TDTR; the DMAX has an Allison tranny.

        • TrickleDownTacoRiff

          Hahaha! Dat stump is FUCKED!! ROLL COAL!

  • Howard Dean
    • Tyree

      I FORGOT MY PENCIIIIIIIIIIIL, GIVE ME SOMTHING TO WRITE ON!

      • CLASS DISMISSSSSSED!

        • The Satan Ov Nvklear Hell

          IS MY HYPOTHESIS!

      • Rob M

        …I dont feel tardy

        • Tyree

          What do ya think the teacher is gonna look like this year?

    • don’t let Scrimm see this!!

      • Scrimm

        TOO LATE!

        • Doctor Dickless

          This is probably one of the few things on which I agree with you.

          • Scrimm

            There has to be something. YAY!

      • Tyree
        • W.

          Lol at that gif.

        • Guppusmaximus

          BRILLIANT!!

        • Scrimm

          I could watch that for hours.

        • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

          ahhaha, whats the first part from ?

    • Tyree

      This is seriously one of my favorite Van Halen tracks. Fucking odd because it’s from the Twister soundtrack. No Hagar, Just Eddy doing his fucking thing.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FVRcxgc1Bs

      • we’re just humans being
        ¯_(ツ)_/¯

        • Rob M

          …damn that song was terrible, but the chorus was catchy as fuck

        • Virgil the Ghost Poet

          I love that album!

      • TrickleDownTacoRiff

        Eddie and no Sammy sounds kick ass to me!!

        • Tyree

          Always a kick ass time with out Sammy.

      • Janitor Jim Dvggan

        They had a track from that movie that was on their best of that had David Lee Roth. The track was Humans Being and I didn’t enjoy it.

        • Tyree

          I’d would agree with that.

      • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

        Sammy gets a shit kicking because his lyrics are dated. If you listen to his solo work it’s the same kind of lyrics. Of course the delivery and vocal differences between him and DLR are legion but what they do have in common is a love for what they do. I have never seen sammy without a huge smile on his face nor bitch and complain except when he was kicked out of VH that is. I would complain about that too. Overall a very fun guy who puts on an enjoyable live show.

      • Jointsalot

        I loved this tune when it came out. Had to learn this on guitar when I heard it.

    • Scrimm

      I had an english teacher in high school I wanted to do so bad. She had us all draw names one day and write a fortune for that person, and then she read them to the class. I got so lucky and drew her name, so I wrote a nasty one and she read it and looked right at me. Best day of class ever.

      • Guppusmaximus

        All fortunes read out loud must end with “in bed” :O

        • Scrimm

          I opted for the classic “There will be a party in your mouth, and everyone will come.”

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            ahhahhahhah, what grade was that ?

          • Scrimm

            10

      • any time i hear a news story about a female teacher sleeping with a student… well i’m just so happy for that student.

        • Scrimm

          That happened with a teacher at my school and several students actually, but she was ugly as fuck. She bought all the beer for us at a party though.

        • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

          yes, but then they say the kid will be scarred for the rest of his life and will need therapy and shit ! hahhahahahh. If he goes to therapy he will need therapy from going to therapy. The whole thing is ridiculous and the kid involved will have the best story to tell where ever he goes for the rest of his life. Plus it beats a lot of stories like mine of being teased and running home everday and putting on a rush album to stop me from killing myself ! hahhahah. I was the one who needed the fucking therapy.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            Bullying sucks. I listened to my dad’s Steely Dan records. But being a victim of a predator male or female sucks to.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            sorry to offend you, i am not joking about all the serious situations.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            I’m not offended friend and I am sorry if I came off that way. I am more offended about your hatred of Danzig 5.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            I wasn’t bullied. In fact I was very popular but I still needed therapy because of how hollow I felt inside. The only reason I am still here is because of The Crimson Idol by WASP. That album saved me.

        • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

          this is a real life good one, kind of anna nicole smithish. If you youngsters remember who she was. Yea, i’d be bawling my eyes out if i was forced to touch this woman’s naughty place , hahahahah.

          • that’s an attractive woman! (yeah i remember ANS, she did a great job filling out a pair of Guess jeans)

      • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

        This is a killer story and i am searching my memory for an attractive teacher that i had in school and i am drawing a blank, but perhaps i will think of one. There has to be, i haven’t thought about the hell of high school for quite some time.

        • Scrimm

          I had forgotten all about that. That song title just triggered the memory hahaha.

      • Virgil the Ghost Poet

        Hahaha.

    • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

      And this video shows why Van Halen are one of the most fun, musically proficient, bands ever. Every band from the 80’s copied them and almost all those bands are gone. DLR can’t sing but is one of the best frontmen of all time bar none. I have never seen the guy be negative or not have a smile on his face. He is a throwback to vaudeville. Part standup , part vocalist, part fucking gymnast. One of a kind and it somehow all works.

      • Howard Dean

        Indeed. I think that’s why I’ve always liked them. They are just plain fun, and they are legitimately good.

  • Just saw this on reddit. Figured I would share since I got a good laugh out of it. http://i.imgur.com/mrIXTZ7.jpg

    • God

      [T]/ 420praiseit

    • The Satan Ov Nvklear Hell

      Speaking of such. Got DS2 recently, reached drangleic castle today, Syan Knights stopped dropping their awesome gold armour of power metal glory just after I only needed the helmet.

  • Keegan Lavern Still

    I’ve been having I do a shit load of training for two group homes since last week, which has been major pain in the ass in terms of scheduling. The paperwork by itself has been fucking ridiculous as well, but the mental health training specifically makes me want to find the people who put that misinformed shit together, quiz them on which parts of their training are wrong and subject them uniquely cruel and unusual punishments for every wrong answer they give.

    • CÖÄL RÖLL FRÖM THE TÖILET BÖWL

      my dad worked for DMH for almost 30 years. He was Director of Training. I’ll let him know you’re on the lookout for him

      • Keegan Lavern Still

        If he at least knows the difference between schizophrenia and dissociative identity disorder, he shall be forgiven.

        • Doctor Dickless

          Now you will always forgive me. Finally my degree comes to use!

  • Scrimm

    Ok I am now convinced the vocalist from Bastard Sapling is at least related to Tomas Lindberg.

  • TrickleDownTacoRiff

    Primus on the horizon!!!! YEAAAAAAAA!!!!

    • * BYEAAAAAAAAH!!!!
      ftfy

    • crazytaco_12

      Sounds way too much like a Les solo album for me to pick up. I loved Green Naugahyde, but I think I’ll pass on this one

      • W.

        Eh, his solo stuff can be hit or miss. I loved Four Foot Shack though.

        • Virgil the Ghost Poet

          Fearless Flying Frog Brigade rules!

  • Guacamole Jim

    As I thought longer about the Masters of the Universe, I remembered this little gem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZpxMyoFpds

    • Paris Hilton

      This is nice, unlike me

      • Guacamole Jim

        Maybe you’ll think twice the next time you decide to be a giant prick.

        • Paris Hilton

          Probably not.

      • Doctor Dickless

        ……

  • Tyree
    • Guppusmaximus

      Did you ever watch the entire unreleased videos that Don created? Absolutely funny & twisted shit. I swear that guy drank LSD for breakfast…

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnunzlgVXjI#t=296

      • Tyree

        Hahaha, yeah I’ve seen this. So oddly funny.

      • W.

        It’s so good!

      • crazytaco_12

        Don’t exactly know why I’m recommending this for what you posted, but if anybody wants to check out some insanely dark humor comics, Ivan Brunetti’s Schizo series is well worth it (you can get all the comics in one book entitled “Misery Loves Comedy”) http://www.factualopinion.com/.a/6a00d83455e40a69e20154364d303e970c-pi

    • Wizard Aura

      I showed my kids this and for a few months they would randomly re-enact it. It was amazing. My daughter Valentine had the banana timing down perfectly!

      • W.

        When I have kids I hope they are that cool.

        • Wizard Aura

          The rad thing about kids is that you can keep them in whatever cultural bubble you choose for a few years.

    • Janitor Jim Dvggan

      FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

      • Tyree

        Would you like to go see a movie? I’m feeling fat and sassy. BOILLLLLL!!!!!!

  • Scrimm

    That Abazagorath cover is great.

  • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

    Started the week with a pretty messed up face and concussion worries, but now I’m feeling chipper, feet up reading this charmer: http://horrorpediadotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/41i5mznmohl.jpg?w=700

    Later planning on a joint or two and some crazy ass Spanish sleaze horror. And then some Spektr. Or maybe Pelican, depends whether I want my mellow or my weird on as I’m heading Nodward.

    • Scrimm

      I have that book.

      • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

        Nice. I just got it from the library where I work, along with Halkin’s Slime and Squelch. I’ve not read much in the way of full on trashpulp horror since I was 11, but I have the lion’s share of Hamlyn publications available to me along with a bunch of other imprints that were good for the stuff like Star, so I’m getting my nostalgia on. There’s even a possibility that Chainsaw Terror might be in there somewhere…

        • Scrimm

          Nice. I have Squelch and Blood Worm, but no Slime. My collection of horror books could rival any libraries. It is my prized possession, even over my music collection.

          • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

            Blood Worm is on the cards for next weekend, there are another couple of his there (Hantu and The Unholy, but I’m thinking I might switch over to Guy N Smith for variety.

            Used to have a pretty considerable collection myself, but then I went through this dumbass phase of thinking they were immature or whatever and gave the majority to charity shops. It’s only recently that I’ve really come to realise that as a Brit interested in culture, pulp horror is an important part of my heritage.

          • Scrimm

            I always have to switch up authors after a few books or I get bogged down. I got rid of several boxes of books myself years ago. I really regret it now.

          • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

            I’m much the same. A lot of them were formulaic enough during the course of one book, let alone several in a row. Never used to mind that, but now I’m much more for variety.

            I try not to think too much about books I’ve returned to the market over the years, it gets to be a drag. Especially when I glance at Dickens or Shakespeare or some other canonical stuff I studied still on my shelves and remember how much better times I had with Herbert or Hutson or Laws,etc. But then I like to think that the really cool ones I gave away wound up in the hands of other people just like me but younger, that I helped people start their own journeys .

          • Scrimm

            Thats very true.

    • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

      does it have anything to do with the michael rooker movie ?

      • Scrimm

        Nope.

        • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

          I didn’t think so, i have not read enough books in my life. I tend to stick to one subject and not branch out enough.

          • Scrimm

            I do too at least with fiction

  • Tyree

    JOHNNY, DO YA PLAY BASEBALL?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRWuDsVmTg0

    • Scrimm

      Hahaha I love these.

      • Tyree

        Dose your mom still hang out at dock side bars?

        This one cracks me up every time though, Hahaha!

        • Scrimm

          I’m gonna have to rewatch all of them. A friend burned them on a cd-r I’ve got somewhere.

          • CD-R… what is this — oh yeah! you’ll appreciate this: in college i learned how to burn VCD’s that play on the Dreamcast… watched ’em on the big screen! (36″)

          • Scrimm

            I remember those days. I still have my Dreamcast.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            i was late to rise on this morn.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            I saw this and remembered what an attractive woman margot kidder from the 78 superman and original ammityville horror was once upon a time. She was also in the 74 proto slasher canadian made film black christmas..
            Also i will have to re examine the new CC since i have heard your rave reviews.

          • Black Christmas is the sh1t! also note: directed by Bob Clark, who also did a Christmas Story!!

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            Yea, talk about versatility. Black Christmas is pretty much known as the first real slasher & christmas story is gaining steam every year. It actually wasn’t a hit when it came out either, but within the past ten years its popularity has skyrocketed. Too bad clark isn’t around to see that people did love his movies. Both christmas movies, hahahahah, the irony.

        • Jormungandr

          Who wants a body massage?

          • Tyree

            Mr. Body Massage Machine GOOO!

          • W.

            I quote this ALL THE TIME!

          • Tyree

            Me too! All the time just randomly. People get confused.

    • love the pork Chop Sandwiches one. “FUCK WE’RE ALL DEAD GET THE FUCK OUT”

  • Doctor Dickless

    All of these songs are pretty good, but none of them top this masterpiece
    https://soundcloud.com/xspongexcorex/the-formuoli-new-ep-track

  • Jormungandr

    This week has actually been great after this shitty summer. My doctor cleared me to go back to work finally. I got Elton John tonight and a big bbq tomorrow. I like today!

    • Janitor Jim Dvggan

      You’re seeing Elton John? I didn’t know he was touring.

  • New Noisem Track ( and some covers) for those that are interested.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=monbTuoJW-g

    • Jormungandr

      Heard of them alot but never really checked them out. I like it quite a bit.

    • Noisem has some awesome solos.

  • Stockhausen

    Man, I wish I had a beard.

    • i’m with you Stock. can’t grow one for shit. on the flipside i have long locks of metal hair perfect for windmilling.

      • Stockhausen

        I’m also jealous of that. I’ll always be a clean cut jabroni.

    • Doctor Dickless

      I have to say that it’s really nice to have a beard.

    • Janitor Jim Dvggan

      I had a beard but my job doesn’t allow facial hair so I had to shave it off. 🙁

  • NDNOvHell
  • Janitor Jim Dvggan

    I bought a Dream Theater CD today from the record store I frequent. After I bought the CD I checked the discs as it was a 2 CD album and they were signed by Mike Portnoy and what appears to be the signature of John Petrucci. I was very happy when I discovered that. In celebration here is one of my favorite Dream Theater jams.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbAXEzui6ps

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1IFIxc1KZk

  • M Shadows!

    Fuck! It’s open swim? I forgot my floaties 🙁

    • The Satan Ov Nvklear Hell

      It’s your fuckin’ nightmare.

      • M Shadows!

        God Hates us and we will be buried alive because we are cunting lifelovers that do not give a shit about the afterlife and would rathre down a brompton cocktail than think about it! It’s almost easy! that is our true fuckin nightmare! –end philosophical a7x song related rant.

  • NefariousDude

    I had to take my 9 month old kitten to the vet because my dog clamped down on her head giving her a skull fracture and a split pallet on the roof of her mouth. Good vibes would be greatly appreciated. May the flush be with you all and have a safe weekend.

    • crazytaco_12

      Holy shit dude, sorry to hear, hope the kitty’s okay

      • NefariousDude

        Thanks dude she is doing better.

        • crazytaco_12

          Glad to hear

    • Scrimm

      Good luck dude.

      • NefariousDude

        Thanks man

    • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

      sorry man, i spend most of my day worrying about my cats walking around the neighborhood. Once stays out all day and one stays out all night, it’s stressful. I have a dog but the dog always runs outside to protect the cats so that part is cool. Hope it turns out well.

      • NefariousDude

        Thanks man. She is doing a lot better.

        On a related note: fucking cats AMIRITE?

        • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

          Indeed,the fact that egyptians worshipped cats says a lot about the brilliance of that culture.

  • Xan

    For CROM!

    • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

      Those who do the work of CROM with diligence shall always be looked upon by the KING with the most profound respect.

  • crazytaco_12

    Hopefully get some tunes wrote this weekend and campout for the last time before it turns to shit outside

  • Mother Shabubu III
    • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

      relapse was really on a roll with their signings back then.

  • J.R.

    The Girlfriend has a fencing meet in 9 hours so we drove to Atlanta today after I got out of lab. Currently in my aunt’s apartment browsing the toilet. Just browsing the bowl. The distant lights of the late night hustle and bustle are stirring in me emotions I can only describe as “beige”, and are accompanied by Terra Deep’s “Inamorata” (terradeep.bandcamp.com)
    so there we go. Here is a picture of the view.
    Flush on, flush strong.

  • Dëpütÿ Dïpshït

    Where has this been all my life? FUCKIN MALIBU!