Neurotic November – Truth About You: A Video Breakdown

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The truth hurts… specifically our eyes and ears.

There’s nothing inherently wrong with lowest-common denominator music. Sometimes you just need something to bob your head to or something to have on in the background. Whatever helps get you through leg day, right brah? There is something wrong, though, with music that may make you stupider just by listening to it.

Neurotic November are a deathcore/electronic/everything you love is dead band from Miami. I’d rather call them “The Pride Of Victory Records”. I bestow such a title on them just so people are aware that Victory is miles away from the label they used to be 20-25 years ago. At least I understood the label’s shift towards bands like Taking Back Sunday and Hawthorne Heights. Kids that spend that much money on bad sleeve tattoos, piercings, and swoopy Zelda haircuts will definitely spend money on music. We already know that deathcore fans will spend money on garbage. This stuff, though. I don’t know man. I’m not quite at the “get off my lawn” stage of my life, but this is definitely pushing me into the “What the hell is wrong with kids these days” category.

Am I overreacting? Is this band an insult to band’s with slightly similar names like Neurosis, Neuraxis, and Novembers Doom? Take a look at Neurotic November’s latest video for the song “Truth About You” and decide for yourself.

 

0:03: Fuck my life.
0:07: Nothing says “Riding large” like a white Econoline.
0:09: I always wondered what happened to art-school amateur porn sets when they finished filming
0:13: Ill Nino would like their hair back please.
0:19: Whatever they paid you to be in this video, it wasn’t worth it.
0:21: Holy shit! It’s real life Hipster Ariel!
0:24: Pledge Week is the worst.
0:29: You never hear someone being called “A piece of shit full of worth”. Just an observation.
0:30: I wonder if his mouth sparks when he brushes his teeth. If he brushes his teeth.
0:36: That’s the face of someone who just finished eating at Golden Corral.
0:39: Come on, second-hand smoke. Do your job!
0:44: Weeeeeeee!
0:49: Well this got dark quickly.
0:53: Those are some Aversion Crown-worthy plugs.
0:57: Neurotic Novembers’s albums aren’t released, they escaped.
1:03: So what is exactly happening? Can we get a light or something?
1:07. He’s got more metal in his moth than Jaws from “The Spy Who Loved Me”.
1:08: Good. Please end my misery.
1:11: I wonder if they’ve ever gotten their dreads tangled and needed someone to cut them loose.
1:15: This is either a kidnapping or the Patriots just scored a touchdown and Sully, Murph & Patty are expressing their love for each other.
1:18: Surprisingly, wearing those contacts are low on his “regrets” list.
1:24 It could be drug paraphernalia. It could be weapons. It could also be Monopoly pieces. It’s too dark to tell.
1:30. Their encore should just be the vocalist chewing on a piece of aluminum foil.
1:32: What a waste of Ragu.
1:41: They have to have neck problems. They just have to.
It’s like someone took an Emmure record and a King 810 and went, “Man, we can make this way stupider!”
1:50: This is making me dislike the month of November.
1:56: Which is a shame because November has hockey, football, and pumpkin pie.
2:03: Sure would be great if we could, y’know, see what the bloody fuck is going on!
2:09: This may be the closest we ever get to a Neurotic November solo
2:15: Neurotic November’s album isn’t going gold or platinum. It’s going tin and sheet rock.
2:19: He’s either acting or is really gassy.
2:26: Weeeeeeeeee!
2:32: Ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
2:38: Splashy splashy.
2:44: I refuse to believe that someone directed this video.

Neurotic November’s album Fighting Words is out now by Victory Records.

  • JJD Misses Witch Ripper

    I hate this video and this band. At least HH and Taking Back Sunday were good.

    • Based Pingu

      You did not just say that HH and TBS were good.

      • He would

          • who dis?

          • hh’s singer, bb

          • ew

          • much!

          • ME GORAK B.C.™

            GORAK USUALLY TRY LIKE METAL FROM NEAR HOMECAVE, BUT EW!!!!!!!

          • JJD Misses Witch Ripper

            I met the band at Warped Tour in 2013. I love them and I was so happy that I met them. I have a copy of their album from 2013 signed by them. They were very nice actually.

          • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

            Because they wanted to get into your pants.

          • Based Pingu

            I’m guessing his parents didn’t understand him.

          • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

            90% of his youth was weathering the years between the mall, slamming the door behind him and crying into his pillow because mom and dad only gave him a $400 a week allowance. “I can’t hang out with my friends at the food court with only $400 this week! I’m gonna kill myself and post it on Facebook!”.

          • Óðinn

            It’s good that he wears an Affliction shirt because I already know not to talk to him or listen to his music. I can just shove him in a locker and move on.

          • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

            #Can’tFindADateForPromCore

      • JJD Misses Witch Ripper

        I sure did!

        • Based Pingu

          You are an absolute madman!

          • JJD Misses Witch Ripper

            I sure am!

      • He’d never lie to you. Unless he had to, he’d do what he had to be true.

        • Based Pingu

          Maybe I should hate you for this.

      • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

        They’re fucking awesome, right up there with Metal On Metal Records.

    • Hells Headbangers is still a good label.

  • To their credit, this is exactly what I would expect of a band named Neurotic November. So, I guess they got the whole picking a band name thing right.

    • 365chaosriddendays

      I know that feel mate:

        • 365chaosriddendays

          Yes, Tyree, yes indeed, because this was the color of my face when I heard the song posted up here, black tears of desperation, white face because that song is so awful that I felt very distressed and some existential questions came to my mind, like, why Neurotic November are legal, a nail in my ear could be more painful than this song? and so on, but yeah, Abbath art is good!

        • CyberneticOrganism

          ┼ MVRSHV MVRSHV MVRSHV ┼

      • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

        Meth. Not even once.

        • 365chaosriddendays

          This is the truth, maybe, that face is the face of somebody who directed this awful video and meth was mandatory to stand the song, after he/she committed suicide.

    • That is one pissed off rat.

    • Mother Shabubu 8

      My face when I googled them:

    • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

      My reaction when I turned on the video and actually sat through it.

      http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/06/make-it-stop-gif.gif?gs=a

  • RepostedAvengedSevenfoldFan2

    This shitty band couldn’t cover A7X’s penis with their whole band and gear (metaphorically)

    -billy methley, 4 years ago

    • Maik Beninton™

      You are right, whatever you said.

    • JJD Misses Witch Ripper

      This is the truth.

    • M Shadows!

      Right? They are even worse than my band!

  • Maik Beninton™

    Big ear gauges, disgusting golden teeth, you sure did your homework 365 days of horror.

  • “End of Life”. Wish there was footage of the band with Storm (RIP). Good song none-the-less and quality footage.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkp2oRZ1rQM

    • ME GORAK B.C.™
      • CyberneticOrganism
      • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

        There’s a name I haven’t heard in forever! For some reason, I liked them and they fell under my radar after a little while.

        • CyberneticOrganism

          I always described them to friends as “doing Cradle of Filth’s thing better than Cradle of Filth”

          • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

            You could say the same about Old Man’s Child.

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

      The guitar player on the far right is also dead. Never heard how, though I’m guessing it was suicide.

  • Paris Hilton

    You need something better than the lowest common denominator for leg day. When you super set low squats with box jumps until your legs give out some shit tier black metal band of DYEL nerds just ain’t gon cut it.

  • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

    (O…O) My god… the horror…

    • Gary the Dairy Fairy

      It’s legitimately horrifying how far this band is able to push the boundaries of mediocrity. I just listened to that entire song and already I can’t remember anything about it.

  • KJM, Doom Hunter General

    Actually, pro wrestler Veda Scott is real life Hipster Ariel.

    http://i.ytimg.com/vi/iSzLPimLO1Y/maxresdefault.jpg

  • KJM, Doom Hunter General

    More proof

    • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

      This chick is hot

    • JJD Misses Witch Ripper

      She looks very unamused.

      • KJM, Doom Hunter General

        She always looks like that.

        • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

          Im amused

        • JJD Misses Witch Ripper

          Did you hear that Bobby Blotzer of Ratt has renamed his Ratt tribute band to Ratt? Does he think that the fans will think that his version is really Ratt, especially when Stephen Pearcy and Juan Croucier have their own versions of Ratt?

          • KJM, Doom Hunter General

            If any version were playing to more than a couple dozen people a night, this might matter.

          • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

            And if one person was under 50 and didn’t look like either Dog The Bounty Hunter or a wannabe biker version of Mama June.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            It’s like a ratt’s nest of shitty music

    • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

      Flounder isn’t the only thing smelling fishy under that dress!

  • Gary the Dairy Fairy
  • lost it at the final statement

  • Because nothing says metal like this face:

    • CyberneticOrganism

      “Dude, my older brother does piercings at Claire’s… no at the other mall, the half-abandoned one… yeah nobody really goes to malls anymore, but dude I can hook you up.”

    • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

      His teeth probably look like a mix of dice and corn nuts under that grill.

  • Waynecro

    Every day is leg day, brah. Also, Neuraxis kills.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7B-bG7lhGA

    • ho buddy, when Asylon came out it didn’t leave my zune for a year

      • Based Pingu

        What’s a Zune?

      • Waynecro

        Fuck yeah, man. It’s still on my Zune–two of my Zunes, actually.

        • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth
          • Waynecro

            The Zune is a superlative (now extinct) MP3 player by Microsoft that got totally cock blocked by Apple’s market share.

          • Stockhausen

            Zunes ruled man. I need to bust mine out again.

          • Waynecro

            They’re the best! I started hoarding them so I’d always have one. I even have a limited-edition Gears of War model, which has a cool skull on it. Skulls are pretty metal.

    • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

      Actually today was back and tris, though i guess i got a little leg in too

      • Waynecro

        You work your legs just carrying around all that muscle mass, brah.

    • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

      Gah, I had the worst fucking stiffness in my arms, legs and hands after my first day at the new job yesterday. My body is quickly getting adjusted to kitchen work, especially prep work (EVERYTHING is made from scratch, so it’s tedious).

      • Waynecro

        Good luck getting used to kitchen life again, man. Watch them digits!

        • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

          Haha yep! Thankfully haven’t lost any yet! I severed a nerve in my right pinky years back, though, so half of my pinky is completely useless and I can’t bend it on my own.

          • Waynecro

            Jeez, man. That’s brutal. My brother (the chef) is a musician, so he’s always cautious about shit like that. He’d be pretty boned if he couldn’t use part of one of his fingers. Even though he uses software to create the bulk of his compositions, he still needs to be able to play guitar.

          • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

            Well, it’s the most useless of all the fingers, so hasn’t stopped me from doing anything. Even if I were playing guitar, the pinky on my right hand would still serve no purpose.

          • Waynecro

            Good thing it wasn’t the middle finger. The bird must remain completely flippable at all times.

          • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth
  • Holy shit. I almost saw these guys live.
    gags internally

    • ME GORAK B.C.™

      GORAK HAD SIT THROUGH WORSE… GORAK VOMITED COUPLE OV TIMES!!!!!

    • JJD Misses Witch Ripper

      I’ve got you beat on something worse. I saw Black Veil Brides and Bullet For My Valentine in 2013. I only went because the tickets were free. I don’t want to admit it but I enjoyed BFMV. Hell, even the festival I went to a few days after that which had Emmure, Asking Alexandria, IWABO and Attila among others was a great show except for IWABO.

      • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

        I sat through Job For A Cowboy (touring for their first CD, not the good new one), and they were headlining for Gojira and Behemoth. How the fuck that happened, I’ll never know, but I did meet my Colombian girlfriend/soon to be fiance/ ex-both on accident after the show.

  • KJM, Doom Hunter General
  • Mother Shabubu 8

    OH THIS BAND! This is the “I hope you get AIDS” band! Lolz

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ra9Kh3lyFA

    • CyberneticOrganism

      #notyetmatureenoughtohandleabreakupcore

    • “sounds good, just wish you could understand the screaming better. i
      enjoy the lyrical side of music, so having the lyrics on the screen
      really helped lol”.

      God, no.

      • Based Pingu

        Holy shit! We need a new human genocide.

  • CyberneticOrganism

    Studded grills? GTFO. Just GTFO now.

  • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

    The singer’s teeth looks like he just gave the Silver Surfer a blowjob, then the phone rang and startled him in the middle of it.

  • Shrimp in a Pizza Box

    Oh dear lord of all that is decent music that part where they start rapping. I need a psychologist now.

  • KJM, Doom Hunter General