Monday Night Open Swim: Mobile Comments Are Fixed!!!!!!!

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Log in to your mobile device and let’s do some commenting! #Byaaaaaaaaah!!!
If you’ve tried to use the site via your mobile, you’ve probably noticed commenting was a pile of crap. In addition to the sexy new look ToH is sporting, Disqus should now work on your phone. If the change isn’t immediately apparent, clear your browser cache and log back in. Now you’re commenting with power!

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  • W.

    Byaaaaah!

    • Negrodamus

      #byah

    • Howard Dean

      Truly touched and proud to have had a reference made directly in an article. Grateful for the support and the community embracing the Dean rallying cry.

      [wipes away tears]

      This is an emotional day. *sniff*

      Now embrace some death and listen to Teitanblood, you buncha filthy lifelovers!

      Byyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

      Dean-Flair in ’16

  • Negrodamus

    Pallbearer is happening. It does not disappoint!

    • Owlswald

      #truth

      • Negrodamus

        #truthbombs

        • Owlswald

          If the new Pallbearer album was a fantasy football team The Ghost I Used to Be would be the #1 pick in the draft. #truthbombs #thetruthhurts #hurryupandtakemymoney

    • Fromwisdomtohate29

      I want to hear this and the new Yob so bad.

      • Negrodamus

        The new Pallbearer and the new Pallbearer… or Yob?

        • Fromwisdomtohate29

          Lol I didn’t edit that in time and forgot that you would only be able to see the original comment in your email. But yeah Pallbearer and Yob.

    • Mother Shabubu III

      You’d like this I think, Negro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPIKbI4xVaI

      • Negrodamus

        I am pushing play on this for a few minutes at least.

  • Gorgasm

    I plan on replaying this Yob all evening until it makes me literally sick.

    • I’m almost ready for round 3.

      • Gorgasm

        I’m going to need a ganja break before i start round 5.

        • Sight Vnseen

          Fuck dude. New Yob and I can’t smoke. I gotta find a new job quick.

          • Mother Shabubu III

            Don’t you mean you gotta find a new yob quick? Wakka wakka!

    • more beer

      yob rules

  • JWG

    Figures you’d fix it the one day I left my mobile device home by mistake.

    Everything looks good from my laptop though.

    • we should pick a date and everybody change his/her avatar to a kitteh.

      • Pagliacci is Kvlt

        A kvlt kitteh for sure.

      • JWG

        Obviously it will have to be a Caturday…

      • Scrimm

        I got dibs.

        • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

          The cat looks far more frightening with that face than the full grown man who wears that makeup does. I don’t know what that means.

          • Scrimm

            It is. This one creeps me out a little too.

          • more beer

            ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! greatest comment ever!!! ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Gorgasm

        <<< done m/

  • Sponge Of Mystery

    I vote there should be an article dedicated to good slam metal. Please <3

    • Negrodamus

      Hold up Sponge, there was just a slam article on this site!

    • Negrodamus
      • Sponge Of Mystery

        well this is awkward, i missed every single slam article…i feel like a tool

        • Negrodamus

          Don’t worry, shit happens! I couldn’t keep up with the music in this site alone if I tried, although a few members have said they could easily lol

          • Just remember when you think you can’t keep up, tyree has like 20 new bands he likes on a daily basis lol.

          • Negrodamus

            Ha! I know it. It’s sick. Tyree and a few others listen to an INSANE amount of new music. About halfway through this year I thought I would focus more on looking for diamonds in the rough, so to speak.

        • Keegan Lavern Still

          You did bad and you should feel bad! /jk

    • Try to keep up, nerd!

      • Sponge Of Mystery

        i’m sorry i guess i missed all the articles! I FOUND EM THOUGH HIZZAH

    • Gorgasm

      If you make enough hooplah, Joe will write something….like with the new Yob & Pallbearer. lol

    • Call the Slambulance

      I take that as an insult. If it is distaste that you set forth, then prepare to duel, poor sir.

      • Sponge Of Mystery

        it wasn’t, i was being an ignorant bafoon and didn’t realize you guys already wrote awesome slam articles…oops 🙁

        • Call the Slambulance

          You are forgiven. Your misdeed is justified.

        • Call the Slambulance

          I’m just fuxin’ wiff ya. No worries, my man!

    • Here’s another post we did for a slam band! Drown in slam!!!!
      http://www.toiletovhell.com/wake-up-and-slam-to-new-epicardiectomy/

      • Sponge Of Mystery

        OH SHIT I REMEMBER THIS ONE! THE GRILL! THE CYMBALS!!!

        • Max

          THE LACK OF TOMS! That’s blowing my mind to this day.

    • Call the Slambulance

      Also, don’t worry. I plan on posting many more slam features in the future.

  • Quarter Ounce Harrell

    continue my path to godly enlightenment through large quantities of beer and cigarettes. take a nap after work then go racing.

  • The Matrix Revolutions is on TV right now. This is not a good movie.

    • it’s not a bad movie either. (is it?) i dunno, i think time healed those wounds for me.

    • Owlswald

      Speaking about movies that suck, the Transformers collection has grossed over 2.6 billion dollars. In related news, people are stupid.

      • The Black Dahlia Burger

        In related related news, Michael Bay stepped down and won’t be directing Transformers 5.

        • JWG

          Not at all what I’d have guessed given that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot actually performed way beyond my expectations (see “people are stupid”, above, for factor I neglected).

          • The Black Dahlia Burger

            Bay only produced TMNT, didn’t direct

          • JWG

            That might explain it.

            Still, I feel that his name attached, alone, in any capacity should enough to exactly identify the quality of the film going in…

          • The Black Dahlia Burger

            Oh i’m sure he had a lot of input and heavily influenced it, but I couldn’t care less, I have no interest in TMNT at all.
            Guardians of the Galaxy on the other hand, shit was so cash

          • JWG

            I was called a “comic book nerd” for indicating that I would rather go see GOTG than TMNT. I’m by far not the only one targeted as such. It seems to be a common refrain from the kids who are defending their choice of turtles over superheroes.

            I keep hoping they’ll grow to recognize their own flagrant display cognitive dissonance, but so far no such luck…

          • The Black Dahlia Burger

            Well on rottentomatoes, Guardians has a 92% and TMNT has a 20%… I know rt isn’t the be-all-end-all, but those numbers don’t lie

    • JWG

      Other than The Matrix itself, I’ve only seen the Animatrix.

      I think I’ve done well to avoid the others.

      • I saw the two sequels on opening night : (

        • JWG

          I did that with The Phantom Menace.

          It cured me of ever doing opening-night attendance. I won’t see films in theatres until I’ve read at least a half dozen indifferent-to-favourable reviews – from general audience members, not paid ‘critics’.

          …Although I will make exceptions for certain kinds of films, they’re usually the sort I’m sure i’ll like based on reputation of the director, or the film genre.

        • RuIN?

          I once dragged my gf to ID4, you know that dog shit movie with Bill Willie Style. Total fail.

    • geddy

      Have you ever watched all three – one after the other?

      It’s a trip – one I enjoyed.

    • Ayreonaut

      So depressing what happened to that series after the first movie

  • JWG

    Completely different note. Since the Black Raven Records storefront is on a hiatus of sorts, I’ve had to look for another local source for new CDs.

    I’ve avoided Ditch Records for years because the place looked and sounded like a hipster establishment (of the indie-nerd variety, not the metal one); but a few months ago I went in to kill time and discovered an unbelievably deep and diverse metal collection. What won me over completely is they appear to have a standing order going for whatever Profound Lore puts out next.

    I just got my grubby mitts on this year’s Mournful Congregation, Dead Congregation, Wolvhammer. And Evoken’s 2012 ‘Atra Mors’. And there’s more I had to leave for next weekend’s wallet-purge.

    • Keegan Lavern Still

      A good Profound Lore selection is worth putting up wih almost anything potentially hipster-related.

    • AnimalShenanigans

      That’s awesome. You got some really good stuff there. I’m kinda jealous of your record store situation though…Did you dig “Atra Mors”?

      • JWG

        I’m very pleased. Now I don’t have to schedule (quite as many) trips over to Vancouver/Scrape Records to pad my collection with things I can’t as easily mailorder.

        As for Atra Mors, it is definitely everything I want in a funeral doom metal album, executed brilliantly well, and I’m frankly annoyed at myself for not having discovered Evoken years ago.

        • AnimalShenanigans

          I’m in the same boat there. I discovered them via “Atra Mors”, and I’m kicking myself for ignoring them for so long before for whatever reason. I have a record store where I am (London, Ontario) that likes to stock about 30% of what Profound Lore puts out, but after our insane 13% HST, they end up costing about $17-$21 per CD 🙁 Luckily Profound Lore’s mailorder is cheap and quick though!

          Oh yeah, if you like Evoken, you might enjoy Ophis too!

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8y-WXnPYU8

  • Spectator

    One of the best things about this site is how it EMBRACES it’s commenting community and works to improve that environment, rather than stifling it.

    • Det. Flushin Bohl

      m/

      • Negrodamus

        Throw them horns, Bohl!

        • Det. Flushin Bohl

          You know, instead of Tango & Cash, we should start a Smokestack & Flush tag team.

          • Negrodamus

            That’s a tight idea!

            Honestly this morning I thought about doing a Marty second Disqus lmao

          • Det. Flushin Bohl

            Dude, that would be fuckin’ killer!
            m/ m/

  • God

    On mobile here. Not fixed for iPhone users :/

    • God knows what’s up!

    • JWG

      My God would never settle for anything but the latest gadgets.

      Communicating via burning bush is soo Old Testament…

  • Mother Shabubu III

    I just ate scrambled eggs with bacon, jalapeno, onions, peppers and harissa seasoned with salt, crushed black pepper, Stubb’s BBQ powder, and a cunt hair of fresh basil.

    Discuss.

    • My fridge contains about half a serving of hummus and 8 beers. I am jelly.

      • Owlswald

        You have whats most important.

        • Mother Shabubu III

          Yes, hummus! Hummus is love. Hummus is life.

          • Owlswald

            I’m almost positive I have a hummus problem

          • Mother Shabubu III

            I’m eating some Tribe hummus right now.

          • Owlswald

            Have you had or able to get King Hummus where you live? It’s the best I’ve found and it doesn’t have that weird sour taste that plagues some other brands.

          • more beer

            no BEER

      • Christian Molenaar

        Mine has 3/4 a gallon of milk, half a cantaloupe and about 20 jugs of lemonade.

  • NDNOvHell

    A few buddies and I are going to save the world on Diablo III.

  • Owlswald

    It’s Monday which means this thread needs more Meshuggah and more puppies.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W2gpJpZlko

  • I know that this isn’t exactly a community of Buffalo Wild-Wing Bros but in MMA news, this is really really messed up.
    http://deadspin.com/christy-mack-posts-photos-account-of-alleged-beating-b-1619683970/all

    • Negrodamus

      That’s awful, she looks awful, but to be honest I am not very surprised by this news.

      • Dude is a legit psycho.

        • Scrimm

          Damn not surprising at all, I remember him doing something similar before.

          • Negrodamus

            I just read that, 2009.

        • Det. Flushin Bohl

          They should have never let him out after his first rampage. Guy’s certifiable.

    • Negrodamus

      In other news, Robin Williams is dead.

    • crazytaco_12

      Wow, what a total fucking piece of shit, fuck this guy

    • Kevin Nash and Friends

      That fucking bastard. Let’s hope his next opponent beats him to death for this. I like her too, so I hope this guy gets killed by his next opponent.

    • Kevin Nash and Friends

      Also, it’s not the first time or the first girlfriend he’s done this to.

      http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2009/12/4/1186095/war-machine-tells-his-side-of-the

    • Poop Mango

      I don’t really follow MMA, so I was pretty confused when people were tweeting about War Machine beating up Christy Mack. I was like, “Don Cheadle?”

  • B00mhauer

    Tellyewhat man commentin’ froma dang ol’ phone now talkin bout dang ol’ Toilet gunna be all grown up soon gonna shed a dang ol’ tear tellyewhat. Yo.

  • Ron_Deuce

    I have to go shopping with my wife, in retaliation for this I am blasting grindcore there and back in the car.

    • Negrodamus

      what grindcore?

      • Ron_Deuce

        Some Napalm Death, Brutal Truth, Nasum, Kill The Client – ya know the standard stuff

        • Negrodamus

          Ever heard of Liberteer? Pretty tight, political grind with a little extra instrumentation.

          • I’ve been planning on throwing Liberteer into a Swellin’ to the Jammiez post since starting that. Shit rules.

          • Checkin them out right now, pretty good stuff

          • Misanthropic Anus

            I’m going to start a grindcore band with only mellotron and marimba.

        • more beer

          check out some funeral rape pretty sick old school grindcore from italy

          • more beer

            or some spazz and black army jacket some killer shit

    • crazytaco_12

      Saw this band Transient open for YOB this past Saturday, they were pretty fucking balling grindcore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWASVjGS8Po

      • Ron_Deuce

        Nice, i’ll have to check them out further

  • J.R.

    My evening holds Thrawsunblat and Skyrim. Unless I join my girlfriend at Fencing. Well…fencing would just delay…anyway. Fun.

    • Keegan Lavern Still

      …Why the fuck have I never tried that combination before? Well, back to my necromancer! ZOMBIES HO!!!

  • Gorgasm
  • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

    ………

    • RuIN?

      Pug butt Jesus is ok with me.

  • geddy

    Good-buy Robin Williams. The funny man has apparently killed himself. Bummer.

    I guess we can not embed gifs…?

    • I’m not actually sure why some gifs work and some don’t.

      • JWG

        If you hotlink animated gifs from their original site (instead of uploading from your computer) you’re more likely to get the animation intact. Uploading from your computer to disqus ALWAYS compresses it to the default frame.

        At least, that has been my experience.

    • Lord Ov Kapsko

      Take That was the most brutal boysband ever. Goodnight sweet prince.

    • Tyree
  • Yay mobile comments!

  • geddy

    I don’t think I posted this one yet – another in the ‘Immortal Dance Revue’ series.

  • Justin von Grav

    that cat picture is incredible

  • Ayreonaut

    I still have to rotate my phone to view comments 🙁

    • Crap. Even after clearing the cache?

      • Ayreonaut

        Lemme try

      • Ayreonaut

        You are a savior!!

  • crazytaco_12

    Gonna put my hat on backwards then head to the beach and swim homie

  • Ayreonaut

    I just got kicked out of my house and am living out of my jeep until I find an apartment

    • FUCK that sucks dude.

    • Keegan Lavern Still

      Shit, dude. I hope things shake out quickly for you.

  • AnimalShenanigans

    Spending way too much money on Ulver’s recorded output whilst sourcing materials to build a stereo stand. By the way, great site! Glad this became a thing.

    • Welcome and hail the toilet.

    • Misanthropic Anus

      You can never spend too much money on Ulver.

    • Negrodamus

      Your username reminds me of Belushi.

  • Xan

    Sweet! Now I can check the website while I having nothing to do between classes. I plan on watching the RT Podcast live stream tonight and then probably catching up on watching It’s Always Sunny in Philidelphia.

  • I need new Cephalic Carnage. And I need it yesterday.

    • Ron_Deuce

      I 2nd this. I wonder if the delay has anything to do with weed being legal in Colorado.

      • I miss their in studio updates, those were classic. They don’t update their facebook either. Its Been 4 years since Misled by Certainty.

    • more beer

      saw them last week killer set

    • more beer

      saw them last week killer set but then nails came on and blew away every band for the weekend

  • Keegan Lavern Still

    Finally getting my housing bullshit settled; twattish housemate getting the shitty credit that he deserves ($900 owed to the utility company that he never paid), utilities successfully transferred to me, internet provider called out on billing bullshit and I’m finally getting genuine responses to my Craigslist ad for the other rooms in the house. Now I just have to get my advisor to respond to my emails and I’ll be golden.

    • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

      had a good laugh over the word twattish.

  • Matt Damon

    Matt Damon 🙂

    • Jack Bauer 🙂

      • more beer

        saw that band you wrote about vale of panath last week they can`t do what they do in the studio on stage they got lost a couple of times during their set just so you know tech death doesn`t always work live

        • You probably caught then on a bad night or something. They were great live when I saw them.

          • more beer

            I don`t know about that since it was a festival that every band there brought their a game .

  • Gonna go slay dragons in Skyrim. Or get distracted by some random quest thatidontknowwhatthefuckiwasdoingb4 and forget about the dragon till i go to sleep.

    • Negrodamus

      I can’t stop playing BF4 for PS4.

  • Stockhausen

    My cat is awestruck at the commenting majesty.

    • This is a very good cat.

      • Stockhausen

        Truly.

    • Max

      This cat was awestruck at the lack of pinch harmonics in a Zakk Wylde song, if I recall correctly.

      • Stockhausen

        Ha. That’s a very, very significant event.

    • JWG

      I am impressed. I didn’t realize cats were capable of looking surprised at anything (mine looks perpetually unamused).

      Closer up:

  • IronLawnmower

    http://youtu.be/G-PU8lwYBtE EVIL FUCKING BLOOD.

    Anyone here from northern ireland? Gonna go to monsterts of rot in letterbreen saturday? Coldwar will be playing (The band where the guy is covered in swastikas)

    • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

      you wouldn`t have by any chance gone to that akercocke show that got a lot of heat from the church back in 2007.

      • IronLawnmower

        Nope I was like 10 back then. (I can’t do maths I’m 16 near 17 now) what happened?

      • IronLawnmower

        NVM found a video of it. http://youtu.be/M04U7cJL6Qs

      • IronLawnmower

        http://youtu.be/M04U7cJL6Qs I wasn’t there because I was like 10 at the time (I think. I can’t do maths very well) but there is this video about the controversy. (Warning:Immense amounts of stupid.)

        • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

          hahhaha, i forgot about this, it`s super funny and about the only major press the band ever got. The akercocke guys are very smart and well spoken, although jason mendonca gets pretty sarcastic. I heard an interview he did on bruce dickinson`s radio show way back and bruce asked them what they thought of aleister crowley ( bruce has written lots about him in songs as well as producing a movie) and mendonca said he was a nutter or a twat or something. It was fucking hilarious. I love these guys and the 5 albums they made are all amazing. Many have said behemoth ripped off akercockes antichrist album and re wrote it as the satanist.

          • IronLawnmower

            I only heard of them because of that earache extreme metal racing game I got free with a CD boxset thing. It was trash.

  • Misanthropic Anus

    R.I.P Robin Williams

  • Kevin Nash and Friends

    Well, I retained my title against Ahmed Johnson last night. After that, me and the guys went out for Hulk Hogan’s birthday. It was a good time. Me, Ahmed, Scott, Shawn, X Pac, the New Age Outlaws, Triple H with Stephanie McMahon, Jimmy Hart and of course Hulk Hogan went to this restaurant on the beach that had the best french dip I have ever had. It was great and I wish this kind of thing would happen more often.

  • Kevin Nash and Friends

    Something to make you laugh. Live from the Walking Dead, here is Bill Cosby!

  • drippycheese

    Great work gentleman!! YES!!!