Megaherz – Einsam: A Video Breakdown

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Ach du Lieber!

Megaherz are a German sort-of industrial metal band. I say sort-of because they’ve altered their style a few times since their formation in 1993. Somehow they went from this, which would fit in well on just about any Rammstein album to Dance Dance Deutsch Revolution to the video you’re about to watch. For whatever reason (I’m not going to look it up, do your own dirty work), the band wears clown makeup. Just wanted to warn anyone of you out there that suffers from Coulrophobia, doesn’t like Killer Klowns from Outer Space, or has a severe case of Lolbuttzitis.

0:04: Of course they’re on Napalm Records.
0:11: Hey, it’s the Queen of Diamonds!
0:17: Fascist-looking clowns are the worst type of clowns.
0:21: I like that he frosted his beard. That shows dedication.
0:28: How brown was my valley…
0:36: Tie purchased from that religious store in the corner of the mall you never visit.
0:42: That house must stink of mold and clown farts.
0:45: Nice to see sPaG from Mudvayne playing guitar now.
0:50: Horror movies would be a lot different if people just started singing melodically when wandering through spooky abandoned houses.
0:55: Reverse Racer X!
1:02: The polka dot drum kit somehow makes the band seem less ridiculous.
1:07: According to Google translate, the German word for “clown” is “clown”. That’s not helpful Google.
1:14: Stranger danger!
1:18: The bassist is really going to town on his instrument. I hope he bought it dinner first.
1:22: A lesson to all you German industrial clown putzes: Don’t leave your empty milk bottles on the floor.
1:35: She said Du Hast! I know what that means!
1:39: That’s the “I’m going to take you to Clown Town” look.
1:42: Clown Merol face!
1:48: What’s with the bat? Does this guy think he’s Sting?
1:54: Is that a ruler? Are you going to measure his schvantzstucker?
2:03: He is all about pointing.
2:07: Good thing they haven’t invented Smell-O-Vision for Youtube yet.
2:12: The crazy symbol? That’s just the pot calling the kettle a goofus in clown makeup.
2:25: This is just a reminder that once Suicide Squad comes out, there will be even more people dressing up like Joker and Harley Quinn for Halloween.
2:33: Any particular reason she’s not trying to open any windows or other doors?
2:39: A clown with a bat? I didn’t know the Red Sox were in this video.
2:48: Oh, now you’re scared.
2:52: Y’know, you wouldn’t need those night vision goggles if you didn’t…ah, forget it.
2:57: Huuuuuuuuuugggggssssss!
3:02: Scenes from Quarantine.
3:08: Peeping Bozo.
3:13: Now is as good a time as any to remind you of this George Carlin bit.
3:24: I’m going to call him Handsy The Bad-Touching Clown.
3:32: Lady, you have to choke-up on the bat before you smash his stupid face in.
3:38: Easy there, Lenny.
3:43: That’s one way of doing things.
3:47: Hmmm, I don’t know about this Ghostbusters remake.
3:58: See, kids? This is why you don’t smoke synthetic marijuana.
4:06: Sie sind besonder… nur wie jecter sonst.

Megaherz’s album Erdwärts is available now via Napalm Records.

  • LVL 10 BLACKBEARD

    Its FatAbbath!

    • Arhys

      Fatath.

      • FAYTHE. huhue

        • Arhys

          Fathys.

          • ARBYS. EAT FAYTHE.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Arhys: he has the meats that Faythe likes

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

      Isn’t Abbath already fat?

      • LVL 10 BLACKBEARD

        Fatter Abbath
        (I was going for a fat albert kinda joke here)

        • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

          Yeah, I got it. But Abbath is fat too.

          • Arhys

            King Shit of Fat Mountain.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            It’s more pleasantly plump, than fat. It’s a big cunting mountain, though. Big as FUCK!

          • Your mountain is one giant tit.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Such a gorgeous boob too.

        • YourLogicIsFlushed

          Taft so fat he got stuck in Abbath.

          • Bossicus thee Rossicus

            Busting out some US history Black Metal puns!

          • YourLogicIsFlushed

            Such a cliché genre of joke.

          • Bossicus thee Rossicus

            I enjoyed it thoroughly

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            I guess Abbath’s original stage name was Jupiter, because he’s fat and full of gas.

          • This can be interpreted in a very . . . icky way.

        • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

          Look at that fat piece of shit. Nom nom nom…..

          • Yup. Nice fucking sports jacket.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Very classy for a fat fucking dork. Filled with fatty fat fat.

          • I have nothing to add to your words of wisdom.

          • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

            He’s at least not gotten to John Oliva (Savatage) levels just yet.

            http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e4/IJon_Oliva's_Pain_5.jpg

          • tertius_decimus

            Jabba Hutt.

          • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

            Lol, you asked if I knew what ‘Vigoda’ means in Russian. Only Russian I know is ‘Poshnya Ma Hoy”.

            How are things over there?

          • tertius_decimus

            > Poshnya Ma Hoy

            1. There’s not a single word in Russian.
            2. I guess, you mean “poshel nahui” which equals “fuck off” in English.
            3. It’s neat that the only thing you know in Russian is insult, pretty much sums up what these bastards are known of. Who knows something good about them (seriously)?
            4. I’m not from Russia, so I don’t care.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Just a matter of time.

          • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

            Submitted my riff for this week’s ROTW.

          • more beer

            Maybe he can use it to wipe that shit off of his face!

          • Good call.

      • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

        Nah, just rocking the textbook dad bod like us real men!

  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain
    • All fucking day.

      • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

        Yes.

        • Hellloooooooooooo…… is KSOFM out therrrrrrreeeeeeee.

          *snoring*

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Yeah, I’m here.

          • Bossicus thee Rossicus

            Jamming to some Pink mothercunting Floyd!

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            ^^This dude knows what the cunt is up.

          • Bossicus thee Rossicus
          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            That Pompeii dvd is rad.

          • Fucking A.

          • Bossicus thee Rossicus

            One of the best recorded live performances ever.

          • Bossicus thee Rossicus

            This song is especially mesmerizing.
            https://youtu.be/D1kZ6M2aMvw

          • Psure those are the only lyrics I know.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Wow, don’t like google, huh?

          • Those lyrics are clutch, buddy. Don’t be hating!

          • Bossicus thee Rossicus

            Clutch didn’t write that though…

    • Bossicus thee Rossicus

      My favorite Floyd song.
      Also:
      https://youtu.be/98SAT32a_9A

      • that’s one perfect album

        • Bossicus thee Rossicus

          In regards to Meddle or Animals?

          • Animals, but Meddle is a winner too

          • Bossicus thee Rossicus

            Right on Jimmy! I like that answer

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Meddle is meh imo. While it has perhaps their best song, most of the other songs aren’t good.

          • Bossicus thee Rossicus

            One of These Days and Fearless rank high on my top Floyd songs. Seamus is a funny blues jam that i enjoy. But Pullow of Winds and San Tropez, i will admit that they’re just okay.

          • Both are perfect in their own ways.

      • Sir Tapir The Based

        Animals gets all of my likes.

        • Bossicus thee Rossicus

          It is flawless.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            One of the few albums that are absolutely perfect imo.

          • Bossicus thee Rossicus

            I absolutely agree with you.

          • Bossicus thee Rossicus

            Kiitos Batushka, Sir Tapir.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            No problemo, friendo.

          • Bossicus thee Rossicus

            You should put a few more things in your wishlist.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            I’ve must look

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            It’s beautiful. *sniff*

          • Bossicus thee Rossicus

            It really is. The emotional spectrum on that album is amazing.

    • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

      So good.

  • Gross.

  • Arhys

    Boy more clowns.
    WHY CLOWNS?! HAVEN’T PEOPLE MOCKED ICP ENOUGH?

    • RepostedAvengedSevenfoldFan2

      ICPs kool, i live my life by the jokers cards, ima b a down ass juggalo til i die, but NO DISRESPECT TO THE FAM- icp is not the best band in the world! Brokencyde is way more talented then they r! once again- NO DISRESPECT FAM! WHOOP WHOOP! MMFWCL!

      -kingreptar93, 4 years ago

  • Fast blasting and thrashing Satanic warfare.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUF80b-cxzA

    • Dave Vincent’s Perm

      That’s a rather direct band name.

      Thrashing satanic warfare is what gets me up in the morning.

  • Salvador Dalí Lama

    Toilet ov Confession: used to have a digital copy of Megaherz “Herzwerk II”.

  • “This is just a reminder that once Suicide Squad comes out, there will be even more people dressing up like Joker and Harley Quinn for Halloween”.

    ugh.

  • Dubs

    This band used to be one of the hokier members of the Neue Deutcsche Harte scene. I only ever remember this album because of the lady with impossible proportions on the cover.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47PwfWmp2ZY

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

      You mean amazing proportions?

      • Dubs

        If by amazing you mean back-crippling.

        • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

          Yes, yes I do.

          • Dubs

            Well then. Yes.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            You see doc, boobs always win in the end.

    • Hokier>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    • “Neue Deutsche Härte” means “New German Hardness”.

      Lol.

    • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

      Nope, they NEVER were. You might be confusing them with the far superior Eisebrecher or Oomph!.

      • Dubs

        This isn’t at all worth arguing about, but Wikipedia says I’m right. (Refresh for Image). They’re also included on this list too.

        http://www.ranker.com/list/neue-deutsche-h%C3%A4rte-bands-and-musicians/reference?var=3&utm_expid=16418821-174.5vlqpgn-RoaJUIiApA53hg.2&utm_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F

        • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

          I was under the impression that you meant ‘hookier’ (which they never were), not that they’re part of the NDH movement, which is undeniable. Sorry that we got our wires crossed on that one.

          • Dubs

            I see. Yah, I meant hokey as in “noticeably contrived.” I wouldn’t call this band good. Like you said, Eisbrecher were better, though most everything of that genre bores me now.

          • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

            Oh, gotcha.
            Same here. I’ve never really thought of it as a distinct genre, to be honest. The bands all sound identical, and are more like industrial’s version of nu metal. Two tone and completely gimmick reliant.

  • Waynecro

    Handsy The Bad-Touching Clown = best clown name ever.

    • Dubs

      You might feel differently if you were being chased by Mr. handsy.

      • Waynecro

        My fight-or-flight response tends to favor fight heavily. I don’t run from clowns; I machete them. Speaking of which, my ex is deathly afraid of clowns. I ought to send her a link to this video. Bwahahahaha!

        • Dubs

          Vengeance never tastes as good as we think it will :/

          • Waynecro

            Thank you for setting me back on the virtuous path, W.

          • Dubs

            You have not forgotten the face of your father, Gunslinger.

          • Waynecro

            “Virtue lies in our power, and similarly so does vice; because where it is in our power to act, it is also in our power not to act.” This is Aristotle’s advice to one of his pals, who wanted to spook his ex with a creepy Greek spider.

          • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

            Keep in mind that you live with her, so vengeance could end up as a Fark headline. You definitely don’t want the police knocking at the door with your wiener in a bag asking “Sir, is this your’s?”, a la John Bobbit.

          • Waynecro

            She’d never get close enough to my wiener to cut it off. She’d probably clobber me with a bat, though.

          • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

            There’s that. Or a boiled bunny on your stove.

          • Waynecro

            I’ve never eaten rabbit before. Might be cool.

          • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

            Never seen Fatal Attraction, I take it?

          • Waynecro

            I have not, but I know the scene you’re talking about. I’m just saying I wouldn’t turn down a free rabbit dinner.

          • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

            You would at that price! I made sure the vengeance against my ex of 3 1/2 years (who I lived with) was done when I was well out of reach. That was 11 years ago, and it feel good, on top of telling her to get the fuck out of my life for good.

  • RepostedAvengedSevenfoldFan2

    Synyster Gates and Zacky Vengance are light years ahead of those assclowns.

    Machine Gun Man, 5 years ago

  • LVL 10 BLACKBEARD

    So, during this last storm, Mt Mitchell, our states highest peak (about an hour away) got almost 60 inches of snow.

  • dang, 3:08, dude likes Norton motorcycles.

  • COAL ROLL

    Yikes!

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Good news: the classic lineup of Santana is finally releasing their reunion album Santana IV on April 15th.

  • Óðinn

    ~~~

  • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

    Known about these guys for quite some time, and they are still hands down one of the worst, most repetitive and two tone industrial bands I’ve ever heard. So I knew the buttz would be ripe and steaming before I even put myself through the 40 seconds I endured it for. Pretty bad for Out Of Line, who otherwise has a solid catalog.

  • Megaherz 5 was a decent album tho IMO.

    • JAG! JAG! JAG! JAG!

      m/m/

      GL

    • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

      I’ve never quite been able to get into NDH outside of Rammstein and a few Eisbrecher songs. For German industrial metal, I go straight to Die Krupps.
      BTW, curious if you’ve heard Loewenhertz, since you’re a Melotron fan. Very similar, and something to tide me over while waiting for the new Melotron later this year.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUwvSplnH4A

      • Nope, never heard them.

        I think when I went through my Neue Deutsche Härte phase I was honestly just looking for anything halfway-decent as long as it was in German. Some of it hasn’t aged well with me.

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Sunflower Dead is at it again 365. Another video breakdown might be needed.

    https://rising.yahoo.com/post/138032074068/video-premiere-sunflower-dead-get-weird-with?soc_src=mail&soc_trk=ma

    • Are you watching Raw? It’s been pretty good tonight.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        It has been? I should have watched. Who was the star they were saying was returning? Was it The Rock?

        • Yup, he was just on with New Day.
          #LlamaPenis

        • AJ Styles Vs Chris Jericho alone is enough for any Wrestling fan to watch.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I should have watched it. I’ll watch it when the episode appears on the network.

          • Best episode in years.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I should have watched it.

          • As long as you see it before Thursday(?), you won’t miss anything.

    • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

      For some reason, this is probably up your alley:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRpScJzx41U

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        Who are these people?

        • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

          Listen, Google and see (she was in RileyKiley, IIRC).

  • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts
  • BobLoblaw

    As i said before that whole genre is ripe for destruction. Super lame music over exclusively ridiculous imagery. Its fantastic how truly shitty it is and fascinating that there is an audience for it.

  • LVL 10 BLACKBEARD

    How is my vinyl gonna be sitting in greensboro for three fuckin days without moving?

    • Bossicus thee Rossicus

      They’re jamming it in the post office.

      • LVL 10 BLACKBEARD

        Those fuckers!

        • Bossicus thee Rossicus

          What are they jamming?

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            The new Dream Theater probably.

          • Bossicus thee Rossicus

            Damn

          • LVL 10 BLACKBEARD

            Mare Cognitum and Botanist

          • LVL 10 BLACKBEARD

            HAAAA! Updated will be here today

          • Bossicus thee Rossicus

            Jammage shall ensue on Blackbeard’s ship tonight!

  • Gonna start a seriously opiated Funeral Doom band called Villa Of Ormen. #StayBowie

    • Sir Tapir The Based

      Can I join!?!?!

      • But of course.

        • Bossicus thee Rossicus

          Can i play bass?

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            I’ll do teh drums.

          • Bossicus thee Rossicus

            We can all share the vocal duties.

          • Yeah, this will be more of a dronish, ambient style than the Sabbath style projects, very Sunn O and Aghast. ^_^

          • Sir Tapir The Based
          • Bossicus thee Rossicus

            That’s why i want to hold down the low end with the bass. And i can throat sing for extra ambience and dronage.
            OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Yo I can do some droney repetitive stuff with a hammered dulcimer ala Swans.

          • Bossicus thee Rossicus

            Nice. This is coming together quite well.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Beginning of this for reference
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R31AWhv02Y

  • 365ChaosRiddenDays

    Pennywise has spoken!