Meet Wodos and More of Your New Favorite Bands

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What? You’ve never heard of Teutonic Thrash legends Wodos? Poser.

Wodos SodomI was browsing eBay for vintage metal gear, as I am wont to do, when I discovered my new favorite band. I know what you’re all thinking, “GEEZ, Thrashnkill. How are you so late to the Wodos party?” I’m sorry guys, I can’t know EVERYTHING. I checked out Dead Off Better before backtracking to Cruelty by Obsessed and Evil of the Sign the In. Suffice to say, Wodos rocks pretty hard! I decided to check out some more more older bands that I missed. If you’ve never checked them out, now is a great time to explore these bands!

passassod
Passassod
, Portugal’s greatest Christian metal band.

aliu
Aliu
, a long running technical death metal band that explores mid-century French folklore.

donionD’Onion, the tightest Funyun themed parody thrash band

noxus
Noxvs
, a band of street racing toughs that live life a quarter mile at a time.

sisi
It’s-a SISI, the Italian post metal band that will always trick-a you!

O-uuns
O uuns
, blistering drum machine-powered cybergrind from Hungary.

Mor Diks

Mor Diks, a crew of Sebastian Bach impersonators.


h/t Boss The Ross

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  • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

    Augh.

  • Can Australians read the band names?

  • Joaquin Stick

    M’Onion *tips snack-dusted fedora* *begins opening set for Mac Sabbath*

  • CyberneticOrganism

    I heard Yzzo Enruobso was missing yesterday

  • Brock Samson

    I didn’t realize I needed this, but thank you

    • This is probably the dumbest post I’ve ever made so I’m exceptionally pleased you like it!

      • Brock Samson

        I may be an adult, but I still have a very childish sense of humor

        • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

          Same here, though it’s hard to people to see that, given my high brow sense of humor and love of sophisticated comedies.

      • RJA

        “and there have been a lot of dumb ones” 🙂
        No lie, I spent a few seconds thinking “I’m not familiar with Wodos” !

        • Joaquin Stick

          … It took me until Voivod to realize what kind of fuckery was happening.

          • RJA

            Once I said to myself “why is this Possessed logo upside down” I had that I’m an idiot moment.

        • EsusMoose

          I didn’t get it till I read these comments. Not my sharpest day I would say

  • Óðinn

    CD⚡CA

  • MoshOff

    HSULF

  • Óðinn

    Haha “Mor Diks”

    • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

      On tour now with My Dick!

      • CyberneticOrganism

        Special guest: DICKBUTT

  • NOMAD TTAM

    NT

  • IronLawnmower

    This has improved my day.

  • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

    Nu Gnoj Mik

  • Brock Samson

    Tnuc Lana

  • Saw Part Meht on Saturday night. They were better than your favorite band.

  • **hearty laughter**

    • Dubs

      DEPUTY

      • <3
        I love posts like these

      • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

        spuD.

  • RXYZYXR

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  • Wo. dos. Must be Italian.

    http://i.imgur.com/UKQOhiI.jpg

    • *dead*

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Temba, His End Up

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Yes!

  • sweetooth0

    ultra rare, official Sepudura patch!

    • I’d totally sew this on a battle jacket along with my new Wodos back patch.

    • tigeraid

      Okay I sort of read this as an exclamation of “SEP–UDURA!” with a derp voice. It works much better that way.

      • sweetooth0

        Either it’s the most idiotic bootleg ever, or it’s supposed to be a parody of how Max sounds when he says it while suffering from a head cold.

        • isn’t that kind of how we comment here? we’re either all idiots or we’re parodying idiots. (my money’s on “it flip-flops all the time”)

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            I am KJU, Lord Of The Idiots! *in a George Costanza voice*

          • sweetooth0

            So what you’re really saying is we need to make up our own official Toilet Ov Hell Sepedura© bootleg of a bootleg patches?

          • make it T Doilet Ov Hell and i’m in!

    • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

      I’ll sew that onto my Sepfedora.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      I would totally wear that.

  • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

    Hahaha! I fucking lost it at- “O uuns- blistering drum machine-powered cybergrind from Hungary.” Fucking gold, bro. GOLD!

  • Brock Samson

    The Leviathan logo inverted looks like it say Sex Lad

    • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

      That’s hot.

    • Dave Vincent’s Perm

      Isn’t it the same both ways?

  • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

    MDFMK, anyone?

  • tigeraid

    Okay Mor Diks is fucking awesome.

  • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

    HKARHTAN LAANA- Reggae/smooth jazz ensemble praising Jehovah with laid-back tropical beats and ambient interludes featuring gentle sea breezes recorded at a secluded beach in the Caribbean.

  • Well, I just got a raise at work. They must have liked my Wodos Photoshop work.

    • RJA

      They probably liked your sobriety!

  • Super Nintendo Chalmers

    Saved the best for last, eh Joe?

    • You can’t imagine the joy I felt flipping my laptop upside down and reading “MOR DIKS”

      • “HEY HONEY, COME IN HERE AND CHECK THIS OUT. MOR DIKS! HAHAHAHA”

  • yuss, i love things pointed out by Boss the “Sequestered Keep” Ross

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      H/t to you too Jimmy.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Also, I’d like to change my name to SK, but I really enjoy this one Link gave me.

      • good thing is: up until Joe puts us in timeout, we can change names all the time!

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          Joe put us in timeout?

  • Waynecro

    This is fucking awesome, Joe. Thanks oodles. I desperately needed a hearty chuckle.

  • Dave Vincent’s Perm

    I was looking at ordering an soɐɥϽ ɯoɹℲ ɹǝpɹO patch last night.

  • Ayreonaut

    Wow. I haven’t been on this site on about 2 years. I was here when we had the mass exodus from the site that shall not be named. Let’s just say life has been crazy these past two years. Was homeless twice, got promoted, got in 2 life changing car accidents, am going back to school etc… I haven’t been out of metal, on the contrary I saw carcass front row a month ago, shook hands with Jeff and bill. Amon amarth, overkill, cannibal corpse, some great concerts lately. Just have been COMPLETELY out of the loop as far as what’s been happening the past two years in metal as I haven’t been on the internet this whole time. Good to see this site is still living, makes me really happy to see. Also, the other site still sucks very bad, I went on there briefly earlier and it was painful. Good job here guys!

    • hey guy! what crazy stuff. hope you’re doing better!

      • Ayreonaut

        Thanks for the hospitality guys! Things have been going much better for me, for once it feels good to be at a stable place in life. Things get crazy and we’re just along for the ride ya know. I don’t think this is my original disqus account, I made a bunch back in the time of the other site for trolling and lolz and I have like 5 emails and his is the first one I tried. I really have to say you have something good going on. For me to remember this place after so long and you guys are still putting up the most readable material on modern metal I could find around. Feels good to be back.. There’s no way the ride the lightning guy is still doing his schtick?

        • good news: this site’s been doing well
          bad news: ride the lightning guy is gone, but there are about 1,000 new schticks to learn

    • Hey dude! I’m really glad to see you back around and that things are going better in your life!

    • I am glad things are going better for you.

      Please stop by again, soon!

      GL

    • Dubs

      Hello, old friend. Welcome back to the land of the living. Glad you’re doing better.

    • tertius_decimus

      Sorry to hear what you had to endure in your life. Keep high, mate. Wish you very best!

    • tertius_decimus

      You may have a very strong character. Utter respect. Goes to show what’s valuable in our lifes and what is the fluff and dust. People, who receive everything on a silver plate won’t understand your pain and amount of sheer inner power to stand the shit you had to fight against. It’s a pity that life has no mercy on a really nice people.

    • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

      Good to have you back and batting with the winning team (versus that other site, which metal’s version of Stormfront and Infowars)! Good to hear that things are on the upswing for ya.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Nice to see you back, lots of new faces including myelf around here. Stick around and share some stories!

    • tigeraid

      Well hi. I hope you brought your loin cloth.

    • Óðinn
  • Scrimm

    HAHAHAHAHA MOR DIKS

  • tertius_decimus

    When I was a child, I saw An-225 in some astronomy-themed book. It is the biggest aircraft in the world. Since then, I dreamed of seeing it in person for 21 years. And such opportunity I missed today so stupidly, that it’s not even funny. 9 minutes late after takeoff. All I saw is An-124 on the runway…

    You know, it was a small dream, but with losing my biggest dream last year in background, it kinda depresses that something goes too wonky when dreams come true.

  • tertius_decimus

    3 different rides a day. Lost opportunity. Tired as hell. Drunk. Cried on the last ride (no kidding). Glad at least for nice silent evening at the Dnieper bank.

    It’s time to sleep and forget this day as yester nightmare.

    • Dubs

      Sleep well, friend.

    • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

      Take care and sleep well!

  • tertius_decimus

    13 km to the opposite bank.

  • Señor Jefe El Rosa

    Hahahahhahahahaha! Awesome.

  • brokensnow

    uhhhhhhhhhh…….he he…….

  • Eliza

    So “Skid” backwards is “Dicks”. I think I’ve just had one of the greatest revelations of my entire life.

  • Guppusmaximus

    They already had one dik in the band. I don’t think they want any mor…