U guys havin a giggle?
Are you sure?
This helps. Thank you.
This is news I can use.
Being such a pointless (albeit hilarious ) post, now seems the appropriate time to post this most hectic song. Belgian “rippage” maestros BEAR…
Also, just watched Ocean’s 11 on Australian network TV for the billionth time. Clooney + Pitt = most suave characters eva…
Reminds me of a heavier Om Mani.
Wtf is this shit?
Matt Damon, dude.
Greatest goddamn post ever. Infinity/10
SPARE ME THIS ELITIST, PSEUDO-INTELLECTUAL GARBAGE.
PS: MATT DAMON.
Man this community has really gone down the hill with all this suckin’ and skronk and damonin’. We need more dinosaur metal. #flushthisflusherdown
It’s just poopdick all the way down.
I hope that phrase lives on in our hearts long after our detractors have toppled this site.
This site never gets toppled. It is the number 1 source of metal news in 2185 and my constant playlist when fighting Statham and leftover reapers. It’s interesting to see it in it’s infancy like this. Ironically, on the other side of the spectrum there is Metalsucks which is the number 1 source of jpop music news in 2185.
You are a very valuable resource. I’m basing the rest of my life on what you say.
Well, I mean i did save the galaxy a few times so I suppose that’s wise.
Old person alert: I don’t understand this gimmick at all.
Video game? Mass Effect or Halo?
Old person alert 2.0: Vidya games <<<<<<<<<<<<<
I only know via other people.
I’d declare war and offer to commute to a battleground halfway between us, but I’ll be too busy playing video games to meet you there.
Video games just saved (y)our lives. Show them appreciation!
You need to experience the trilogy before you die
A Blaze in the Northern Sky, Under a Funeral Moon, and Transilvanian Hunger?
You do realize that I actually like bolt thrower right?
Enter the realm of chaos, the nightmare has just begun
The first one, Mass Effect. You got it! Fantastic guess given the circumstances.
I tend to absorb pop culture like a sponge even if it’s something I don’t really care about.
Where am I in 2185? Will my love of UFO, WASP and nu metal live on?
Wrong answer. Yes it will.
Is it your favorite site on the Citadel?
I’m glad you didn’t use the scientifically incorrect term brontosaurus metal.
The six-year old Asperger version of myself would never let me say brontosaurus.
I wanted to be a paleontologist when I was a kid.
Me too. Paleontologist directly preceded inventor, farmer, and cartographer on my ever-evolving list of desired occupations.
Brontosaurus isn’t a thing anymore?
It’s like when they told me Pluto wasnt a planet anymore
Science is a cruel mistress.
Pluto is a planet, around 2067 they realized it.
FemShep is best shep
Somehow both voice actors manage to be not very good.
Manshep and femshep are both badly voiced in my opinion.
You fucking what mate?
Somehow goats managed to get dragged off cliffs by large eagles
The other one was revealed to be an imposter, a reaper posing as me. I killed him with my steel.
RT is the only person around here allowed to talk about steel. Remember this.
Now that I think about it, I’m not sure the tip of the Normandy is actual steel. Whatever, I impaled his ass. All he said is “I should go” who says that?
He was indoctrinated all along
HEY SHEPHERD WANT TO HEAR MY RACIST AND RELIGIOUS RANTS? OK LET’S HAVE SEX
The only one doing any calibrating down there is Liara.
I was referring to Ashley
I know, just saying. Side note she is in mad love with Garrus.
Can we talk about how hot Kaiden’s ass is?
No, he died, lol
Oh please, everyone hated him! As if that wasn’t bad enough, once he tried to kill Travis Ryan it was only a matter of time before someone killed him. You don’t just make an attempt on the president’s life and get away with it.
I think someone else is indoctrinated
Wish I was, but he tried to kill President Ryan, luckily bolt thrower mercenary squad prevented it. Yes everyone is alive because we have discovered the fountain of youth at this point and are enjoying long and prosperous lives. Even Necrophagist is releasing album 3 tomorrow!
When did this become a Stephen King novel? Quit mixing universes!
Oh right, you guys aren’t aware yet…Suffice it to say, there are not multiple universes, just multiple sides to a single universe. With the right knowledge you can open doors between said sides.
Bro do you even know what the 10th dimension is?
Lol that’s cute. Tenth dimension. I was visiting dimension 256 yesterday.
I don’t think you quite understand it, it sounds like you are speaking of dimensions from a very three dimensional point of view
Jack Bauer gets it
WIBBLY WOBBLY TIMEY WIMEY
I keep emailing NASA about cracking open Charon but noooooo
I like this song. Form a band with a annoyingly similar name.
I have trouble listening to these guys, something off about therm but I can’t put my finger on it
They’ve always sounded like they’re trying really, really hard.
I believe it’s called being lame. You guys say lame in this time period right?
I think so, but W. keeps telling Edward and me that we don’t use certain words anymore. I suspect an impending Big Brother situation here.
Let me know if you need peer mediation, I’ve been told I’m quite the paragon. I recently dealt with the Rings of Saturn situation to the delight of the toileteers.
Ugh. I knew that asshole Lucas Mann would gain a legion of idiot followers who would pose a threat to society.
I just offered them a tour aboard the Normandy. Then i dropped them off on the actual Rings of Saturn. I then “forgot” to give them extra oxygen tanks.
For me, sonically speaking, it is easier to listen to than Fallujah. Both are jammed packed though!
Ed, we’re so behind. I don’t think they even wear pink on Wednesdays anymore.
This is all happening so fast. It’s coming as a bit of a shock.
Yes it is!
WHOOPS, link Brontosauruksen yö here. I would but I can’t.
Judd Apatow Metal!!!!
I have dis on vinyl!
Midnight Mover is far superior!
This song is equal to Midnight Mover in my opinion.
PREPARE FOR A SEIZURE, BOYS!
I like my dinosaur metal but I also love my current metal. Here’s some good dinosaur rock for all you people.
Have you struck oil yet?
Yes. I own all the albums of this band and these guys are the best.
better than ufo and wasp?
Equal to UFO and WASP.
there can only be one
No. UFO, WASP and Utopia are equal.
I’m going to keep on saying there cannot be just one.
There can only be one.
There is going to be three and that is final.
Be can there one only.
Can confirm, there is only one in 2185 as well.
Only be can there one.
Only three can there be.
One there be can only.
WRONG. Anything Todd Rundgren does is automagically superior to WASP and UFO.
Edit: Except that New Cars nonsense. Who could possibly think that was a good idea?!! : P
Fuck the New Cars. Utopia is one of my favorite bands ever. I have all their albums on vinyl.
Is he still >:( at us?
Lo, a rogue of the name Damon, clairvoyant, muse of the Love; befit his ambition, to wash blood from the hooves of dragoons, a Cossack at arms; alive out of place, a huguenot at the Vatican.
I should really hook you up with Ashley Williams….
Sad what happened to your character in The Departed but he probably deserved it.
I think Scorcese’s MO is getting a little tired, to be honest. I loved Gangs of New York. Casino and Goodfellas are classics. The Departed was good, too. But he’s a little over the top now. Case in point: The Wolf of Wall Street. My thoughts 10 minutes into the movie: “Leo’s character is the archetype of the power hungry investment banker. Boy, he really likes money and power.” 3 hours later: “Ok, for fuck’s sake. We get it. Leo’s character is really fired up and loves drugs, sex, and money. Did we need to see 3 hours of the same shit?”
Yes. Yes we do need to see 3 hours of the same shit.
Maybe some people do, but I definitely don’t. An author who attempted to do the same shit would get lambasted.
I love Scorcese and I will see anything he does.
15-20 years ago I would’ve said the same thing.
I’ll probably watch ‘Wolf’ now that it’s right there on Netflix instant, but it’s not a priority.
I enjoyed it well enough but this is pretty spot on:
Haha, exactly! Every asshole I knew from college couldn’t stop fondling himself to this movie! They were the same dudes that jerked off to American Psycho back in the day, too–because they thought the vain, emotionally empty yuppie was some type of ideal to hold high.
Ughhhh… that type of bro and I don’t exactly see eye to eye.
I ran into many, many bros like that in college. Most of them wore pastel shorts, boat shoes, and spent Thanksgiving on the Cape or the Vineyard. Those were my deeply misanthropic years.
I went to Qdoba yesterday and was in line behind 7 of those people. There were times I was legitimately struggling to hold in laughter while they talked and bro’d.
I love Qdoba!
Qdoba rules. It was worth the pain endured by being around the bros.
HAHAHAHAHA boat shoes.
American Psycho, the brilliant novel by Brett Easton Ellis, is so much better than that pisspoor movie. Ellis is one of my favorite writers, and I’d encourage anyone who was put off by fratboy/hipster nerd love of that movie to read the book. Then, go read Glamorama and The Informers.
Exactly. Douches will watch it as a “how to” video instead of the cautionary tale it’s supposed to be.
I really enjoyed the wolf of wall street. It was definitely a bit over the top, but at the same time it’s not the type of movie he usually does. Even with all the over the top stuff there was still a pretty good story underneath. And that scene where he is crawling to the car and his phone rings is one of the funniest scenes ever imo.
I thought The Wolf of Wall Street was actually very similar to The Aviator which I slightly preferred. They are both biopics about megalomaniacs, they’re both long as fuck, they both had Leo / Scorsizzle – Howard Hughes is a more interesting character though imho.
Raging Bull might be the best thing ever committed to film though.
almost as good as Not Another Teen Movie.
Which doesn’t quite eke out White Girls.
…I still have fond memories of seeing that in high school. #noragrets
Indeed. That is a sweet film. I really like a lot of Scorcese movies. I just feel like his most recent stuff suffers a bit. A little subtlety or editing might not hurt.
I’ve noticed that problem in many different mediums. After authors, directors, musicians, etc. reach a point in their career where they’re basically established acts that can always count on their art to sell and be acclaimed, they tend to experience bloat and repetition. See: George R R Martin’s desperate need for his editing team.
A Feast For Crows >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Totally. People are terrified to tell them “no” or “this needs to be changed.”
Still doesn’t equal Goodfellas.
They are probably both top ten or fifteen films of all time. I might still say Raging Bull > Goodfellas, which is saying something.
One of the top films ever made.
I don’t know. I thought Shutter Island was rather decent.
You know who hasn’t stagnated? Quentin Tarantino. Django Unchained is easily my second favorite movie of his next to Reservoir Dogs(yeah I don’t worship Pulp Fiction. I’m kind of weird like that.).
Reservoir Dogs might be my favorite QT movie, too.
I wanted more Mr Pink scenes.
“You know who hasn’t stagnated? ” Tyler Perry?
Speaking of Tyler Perry……….
Pulp Fiction is the only film of his I haven’t seen……….
It’s worth seeing at least once. The QT film that doesn’t get enough love is Jackie Brown.
Loved that one. And seen the porno remake, Jackie Browneye. A classic!
True Romance is IMO his most slept on.
That’s because it was directed by Tony Scott rather than Quentin.
True, I didn’t know we were referring to only movies he directed.
I like his writing as much as direction.
I’m just offering that as a possible reason.
A very good reason too.
Tony Scott completely fucked Man On Fire for me with the ridiculous camera ‘tricks’. Would have been an excellent movie save for the horrendous motion sickness-inducing camera-work/editing.
you’re god damned right. somehow it took me until 2014 to watch that movie…
My friend was smart enough to insist we see it in the theater when it came out.
As a Scorsese fan, I agree. I honestly lost interest after ‘Gangs Of New York’. It wasn’t bad as such, just the same old thing like you said only not as interesting.
Could’ve easily have watched ‘Blow’, ‘Wall Street’ or a zillion other movies with that exact same plot.
I quite definitely preferred Infernal Affairs, but in relative terms that just means I found one more excellent than the other.
I like to watch that one a couple times a year.
I actually thought that movie was way overrated. That’s like my opinion though. I honestly thought that was one of Scorsese’s weaker films.
You got competition.
Fact: Matt Damon does not age at the same rate as we lesser mortals.
Definitely at a faster age than Jason Statham though.
Both age faster than Will Smith. Will Smith just doesn’t age.
Lord Xenu Will not let his minions age.
He’s actually my current nemesis now that I have dealt with the pesky reapers. He keeps trying to make transporter movies and the galaxy is sick of his shit.
Did anyone seen the episode of Entourage where MATT DAMON was hassling Vince for a check for his charity? Hilarious
Did you see they are making an Entourage movie? The first two seasons were great, I have seen the whole thing though, would watch the movie/10.
I definitely wanna see the movie!!!
Ari was the best part of that show
Just secured an interview with the delectable dark folk band Musk Ox
you musk be joking!!???
Nope, I asked him in an email where I was having problems buying from their bandcamp
Nice job mate
So now I have that and making burritos tonight to be excited about
I’m proud of all you have going on.
Also my first paycheck from new job. All-in-all, today was a good day.
Did you even have to use your AK?
Didn’t even have to use my AK, KJ. I did brandish my .38 to emphasize my point, though.
Brandish: Such a fantastic word, so tragically underused.
Internet points for you!
English Majors >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Dig it. Good catch.
I bought two Hendrix CDs today.
)hyenas–considered traditionally to be “dark” creatures—because they “kill” by attacking a creatures asshole
a species wide trait—
strange mystical currents in nature—-unknowable—yet harmonious
as they laugh —-non human jokes—–along their path thru the universe
What about how they mate?
Meh, no videos.
Or a single skronk in sight.
No skronks? Not music.
I wish I could get and laugh along with non human jokes : /
We were just talking about hyenas affinity for assholes yesterday. Interesting.
“along their path thru the universe
This part resonates with me.
pretty little boidies
pickin’ in the toidies!!!
hyena females have giant clits they use to penetrate male hyenas into submission
and give birth out of
Apparently buttz are no laughing matter if you’re a hyena.
In real life I look kinda like if Matt Damon was a viking
I have seen pictures, can confirm. It’s weird though because somehow you’re still a baby in a pumpkin costume at the same time.
I suspect Saruman is behind this.
Love those vocals.
<3 <3 <3
Thank you sir.
A little lart of me was hoping that hyperlink would take me to the actual article.
It’s the last real day of winter holidays. Therefore: lolbuttz
Confession: I secretly giggled to myself because of this here.
Giggle all you want, Matt Damon is the ruler of Uranus in 2185. The vocabulary of that planet is seriously lacking.
AND I’M STUCK HERE AT WORK. NO ONE ELSE IS HERE. WHY AM I HERE? WHAT IS LIFE?
I feel your pain, I’m also at work. Let us bask in the glory of bloodshot dawn together.
because why not?
It could be worse. You could be ” stuck” in a shit filled closet with these two. http://gawker.com/couple-trapped-in-unlocked-closet-for-two-days-maybe-1677090856/all
“I can’t has no sprinkles?!?!”
I bought some zoegas skånerost coffee today. Pretty dern good, would recommend.
The packaging sure does look fancy.
Get your viking on (from Northland’s 2015 album Downfall & Rebirth):
Dunno if this is exactly viking metal, but be it good!
I’ve liked all their old albums. So you can have +5 points, bringing your tally back to a whopping -3.6884billion.
Sadly, MLK never got into the positives.
I know that’s racist but also funny.
BTW, yesterday I watched a film “Northmen – A Viking Saga”. Participation of Amon Amarth’s Johan Hegg was presented with pompous puffery. I thought he plays serious role in this act but in reality his hero died in very first five minutes of the movie. WTF? Even in norwegian movie “Flukt” Gaahl’s hero survived till the moment closer to the end even not acting much and still looking organically.
As an Amon Amarth fanboy, I will have to watch this
Then sorry for spoiler.
Ensiferum from Spain? Ironically, they sound better than original. I hate Petri Lindroos’s vox.
I love this band:
Northland is from Barcelona, as well. Donno that’s why you posted this. Its pretty damn good. I like the keys backing. Spain has been putting out viking metal for quite a while.
Yeah, I know, there are quite good viking metal bands even from USA but it’s still funny and never ceases to confuse me.
I’m so glad I can be apart of this stupid bullshit.
I mean…Phenomenal article expressing utmost class in regards to musical taste, delivering said message via divine stentorian beaming down from the clouds. Brilliance incarnate.
I just got the confirmation of my final Student Loan disbursement (ever). And it’s a few thousand more than I actually *need* over the course of the next term.
The responsible thing to do would be to put the extra back on my loans, or in some sort of GIC with a higher payback than the loan interest rate. Instead, I find myself eyeing new Bose speakers and/or finally getting that record player I’ve been putting off during my seemingly Endless Years as a Masters Student.
I need help. And I don’t mean picking out the appropriate audio equipment.
Or he could just buy a big ol’ bag.
I approve of your new avatar.
Is it a photo of one of yours?
No, its just a fun little pun. Sry to disappoint. lol.
Reminds me of a MS article….
Be the change you want to see in the world.
“ooo babymetal is sexi i’m a stupid duck”
“lol, UTube video, photoshop, lol Muststain”
whoever said this was clearly a fucking genius!
No way, there’s not enough:
failed attempts at humour and
futile ‘trolling’ in the comments section.
If I spell dis incorrectly while advertising for the latest Slipmmure album, all we need is some clickbait and we’re there!
Wait, I’ve found some…
Dog VS Cat, who wins?!?!
You won’t believe what happens next…
This was failed attempts at humor…and not news…
Thank you for your continued feedback.
Where’s Jimmy? It’s so ronery without him.
this Jimmy? been pretty much bending the last two days
Where have you been? We all missed you.
Aw thanks bby! I’ve been living up to the real McNulty’s drinking skills the last few days. It would seem I missed some great hijinks!
My friend wanted me to go see Suicide Silence/Emmure. I said I’d go. What possessed me to say that?
It’s not until March. On the other hand Van Morrison is awesome. Astral Weeks is one of the best goddamn pop albums ever.
TovH: “we’ll have less inside jokes in 2015… promise!”
the clinton picked -next generation–presidential candidate—along with whats his name
the show “the west wing” –used to get visits from clinton—hanging out at the set—constantly yakking to them–and getting on fuckers nerves—really revealing what a dumbshit he is—
now he likes matt damon——fuck those motherfuckers
all 3 at once-full vol