Marilyn Manson – Third Day Of A Seven Day Binge: A Video Breakdown

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We’re all stars now in the binge show.

It may be hard to remember, but there was a time when Marilyn Manson was considered shocking and offensive. Maybe it was post-Columbine hysteria or pre-you-can-see-everything-on-the-internet, but there were large groups of people legitimately freaked out by the skinny guy in makeup and occasionally fake boobs. Like everything though, shock and fame fades. No one can stay on top forever, and when you throw in problems with drugs, divorce, and changes in style you get the Marilyn Manson of 2015. Some people like it. Some people lolbuttz it. Manson has always been visually interesting, so maybe a new video for the song “Third Day Of A Seven Day Binge” can help you decide.

 

 

0:03: What’s your name?
0:05: Who’s your daddy?
0:07: Is he rich like me?
0:11: Sounding like AND looking like The Zombies. That’s dedication.
0:16: That scarf was actually keeping his turkey neck in place.
0:23: At least someone is giving him a round of applause.
0:27: I think his guacamole face mask has gone sour.
0:33: I hope he gave himself clapping credit in the liner notes.
0:39: I never noticed how big Manson’s ears are. He can hear thoughts with those things.
0:43: If you cross your eyes and look at his tattoo, it looks like a lovely windmill.
0:49: Rings provided by Ring Pops.
0:53: It appears gangrene has set in.
0:57: No, not this Gang Green.
1:00: That answers the question if Marilyn Manson can count to three.
1:02: Eh, maybe not.
1:10: No, Mary. That’s your throat, not your lips. Close, but not quite.
1:14: Does he really have to make the “O” face while clapping?
1:20: He’s not dancing, he just has the meth shakes.
1:27: “Ugh! Acid reflux is the worst!”
1:30: Manson is the first person to get nose diabetes from too much booger sugar.
1:38: I think that was a burp.
1:41: Thanks for showing us your crooked middle finger, Mary!
1:45: Oof, that’s only the face only a mother on drugs could love.
1:51: Frostbite is no laughing matter.
2:00: Gah!
2:07: Al Jolson just screamed “Mammy!” from his grave.
2:12: Soooo no one else is in this band?
2:15: Squid ink claims another life.
2:21: Hugh Heffner really let himself go.
2:30: Even the camera is getting bored with this video.
2:34: Missed opportunity not wearing heart-shaped glasses.
2:42: Marilyn Manson will now be played by a melted wax figure from Madame Tussauds.
2:50: “See, Mommy? I brushed!”
3:00: Those thumbnails can be used for only one thing, and it’s not for scratching.
3:09: A riveting long shot of Marilyn Manson’s back.
3:15: Looks like he’s burning up on re-entry.
3:21: “Ugh, Marilyn? Camera’s over here, buddy! Just turn your head a bit!”
3:26: I wonder how many cherry Tootsie pops he had to eat to get that lip color.
3:31: What’s the deal with the long white eyelashes?
3:37: I’m going to guess drugs.
3:42: Little known fact: Everything in this video is made of drugs.
3:48: The clothes are drugs.
3:53: His hair is drugs.
3:59: His stupid rings are drugs.
4:06: Even the camera and film are drugs.
4:13: Third Day Of A Seven Day Binge starring Nicolas Cage as Marilyn Manson.
4:20: Let it go….
4:25: Doll-Dagga Buzz-Buzz Ziggety-Zag indeed.

Was that the Marilyn Manson you remember? Did that invoke the public’s desire to protest his shows and say he’s the anti-christ? Probably not.

  • Bitter (Tyree) Debra

    We all know who really filmed this.

    http://i.giphy.com/LR9gmNh9u8MRG.gif

  • Kevin Nash & Friends

    Yay, a mention of The Zombies! They are so underrated.

  • “…the Marilyn Manson of 2015. Some people like it. Some people lolbuttz it. ”

    Consider me one of those former people.

    • Kevin Nash & Friends

      I like it. I don’t know why people hate it so much. It’s much better than any album he released since Holy Wood.

      • “People” don’t hate MM so much; many trend-whoring tryhards have a tendency to do so though.

        I saw a fuckton more people at the last MM show than I saw at any Real Metal concert in recent history.

        • (╯︵╰,)

        • Kevin Nash & Friends

          At this point I hate the trve metal scene. I like the stuff I like because the other metalheads in my area are either stubborn elitists or think FFDP is metal.

          • The only concert that I saw in recent years that pulled a bigger crowd than Manson was Crüe with Alice Cooper…who also has more in common with Manson since he basically ripped him off haha. (5FDP is metal. Just not very good IMO.)

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            I hope to see him at Bridgeport if I can come up with money for a ticket.

          • Alice Cooper is a total freaking pro. Worth any money you spend Dude’s like 90 years old and he still gets up there and sings every song note-for-note.

          • More like Alice Pooper dude LOL

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            Masterlord plz!

          • Bitter (Tyree) Debra
          • That’s a great hoveround.

          • Bitter (Tyree) Debra

            It’s pretty bad ass.

          • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

            I’d ride that.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            High five that man immediately.

          • I know; he’s not worthy of any of the “respect” given ton one of the trifecta of cool-to-like classic acts (Maiden, Sabbath, and Priest.)

          • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

            Maiden is tired…there I said it…

          • I don’t listen to anything past Seventh Son of a Seventh Son TBH.

          • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

            agreed!

          • Bozamole Jim

            lol Alice Cooper is such a wannabe punk

        • Bozamole Jim

          I despise MM, always have. But I’m obviously not trying to defend any metal cred, since we all know I’m a gigantic poser, so where does that leave me?

          • Manson’s not any type of metal. I just don’t get people who think they’re fucking SuperMetal! shitting on stuff like MM whilst arguing about fucking autotuned popstars.

          • Bozamole Jim

            I don’t think I’m following your train of thought, dude. Are you mad at people who don’t like MM because they also argue about autotuned pop stars, or are you mad at people who like autotuned pop stars but hate MM?

          • I’m mad at everyone.

          • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

            Question(s): Who are these SuperMetal! guys of which you speak, and what do pop stars have to do with anything?

          • 1. Welp, I’m not going to get personal so let’s not answer the first question specifically and just say “people who generally shit on “radio rock” that’s still metal no matter how not-kvlt or “too safe.”

            2. What it has to do with pop stars is that IME all the people who cry because a metal band is “radio rock” (see number 1) usually just love to yammer on and on about Katy Perry and Tay-Tay. I don’t really care for the Disturbeds of metal that much either but, given a choice, I’d rather be subjected to that than some autotuned disposable bullcrap (ie: Katy Perry…not familiar enough with more than two of Swift’s songs to say the same.)

          • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

            Ah. In response to that, I would say:

            1. I think your arguments would be more effective if you didn’t generalize so much. I don’t think anyone who has popped up in this thread falls under the parameters you set out. I was a kid when Manson came out, and I didn’t like him then despite liking his peers. His music has just never appealed to me, so it isn’t a matter of disliking him because of his popularity. I don’t think anyone here made that argument (unless you’re saying the OP implied it, which is a stretch, but okay).

            2. I’ve made this argument to you before, but I think it bears repeating. People listen to different genres for different reasons. Like the corgi said, you’re comparing apples and oranges. Personally, if I’m going to listen to metal, I probably want to go on a bit of a mental journey and listen to something that makes me think, so I tend to lean towards more experimental stuff, and the more traditional stuff doesn’t appeal to me as much. If I listen to pop, it’s for a totally different reason (turning my brain off, actually). So saying that you can’t criticize a metal band while liking pop is a bit disingenuous. (I’m critical of pop too. Most albums are mostly filler, and only singles tend to be enjoyable).

          • My arguments would be more effective if I didn’t generalize but I’m trying to be polite and hoping that if and when someone finds that the truth hurts they don’t take it personally.

            So why can’t one just turn off their mind off and listen to Disturbed or something lie that? There’s plenty of people (generalizing again) that try to say they aren’t metal so why not think of “just hard rock!” bands in the same way as pop ones? My theory is that certain tryhards just can’t accept anything sounding like metal because “it’s radio-rock, man!” That and bands like Disturbed just aren’t “relevant” anymore. (Relevant, in this context, = metal cool today.)

          • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

            I dunno, man. Disturbed is metal, even if it isn’t something I enjoy today.

          • I’m gonna stop you right there – there is nothing cool about metal.

          • Come on, Joe. You know enough about punk and shit to know what’s currently in and out right now on the harder side of music.

          • I’ll be real with you, I know what’s hip among dudes who read tiny underground metal blogs but I have no earthly clue what’s actually popular.

          • MetalSucks poops on the same stuff we do. That’s quite a readership there…even if most of it is casual and disconnected from a “community” standpoint.

            I was just telling W something via PM that I may as well say aloud: “I’m going to try something new: since I want everyone else to lighten up (in more ways than one) I”m going to do my damnedest to just be an example instead of bitching about bitching.”

          • Bozamole Jim

            I think that’s a lot of what’s going on here: we’re all accustomed to our strange micro-clime. JAG, your frustration at “the people who cry because a metal band is ‘radio rock’ [but] usually just love to yammer on and on about Katy Perry and Tay-Tay” I don’t think is founded outside of this particular blog, with its particular tastes and nuances. We have a strange dichotomy of people who like dumb bubblegum pop and extreme forms of metal. But you can’t generalize the metal community as a whole because of one weirdo blog.

          • oh boy am i guilty of this very act!

          • Bozamole Jim

            So am I. Then I talk to my real life metal friends, and I realize how the Toilet has warped my views on the scene.

          • You know how long I’ve been told about how posers get beaten up? Never saw it happen in the eighties and nobody says jackshit to me now if I wear a Motley Crue shirt. (And not because I especially ever looked like a real tough guy either.) I wore glam shirts AND thrash shirts when I was in HS and the only comments I’ve ever gotten was along the lines of “right on, man!”

            My point is almost all of this shit-talk stays on comment boards and in forums.

            (Edit: I do remember getting pushed around by some big-ass jocks when I was a freshman for wearing a Damage Inc. shirt in ’88. But that wasn’t this True vs. False metal thing at all.)

          • KJM

            Trust me, if you had grown up in Somerville, MA during the 80s, you wouldn’t have got beat up unless you stepped to somebody, but you would’ve got shit if you were a metal head freak that wore band shirts. I did.

          • I believe you.

            All the talk of whooping ass on posers in the eighties is almost entirely a laughable fabrication and wishful-thinking on the part of a few dorks. I’m so sure people walked into Exodus shows wearing Winger shirts on the reg haha. I did see a few guys wearing Slayer shirts at a Crüe show in 1987. Truth.

            If anything I recall that those very few guys, who *only* loved thrash and third-tier nobody bands on the bottom of Metal Blade’s roster, were always the lonely quiet guys. They didn’t even show up to parties let alone kick ass on anyone for listening to Cinderella.

          • KJM

            Oh you mean Metal heads beating up others for wearing “poser” shirts? Fuck no. There might be laughing and snide jokes, but that’s about it.

          • more beer

            Even in New York people didn`t get beat up for wearing the shirt of a shitty band. Typically if someone got their ass kicked it was for their actions. Doing something stupid or running their mouths. But it was never just because they liked some band others didn`t.

          • I would rather read youtube comments than argue about what is classified as metal. I would rather argue with an anti-vaxxer than argue about what is classified as metal. I would rather stab my dick with a pencil than argue about what is classified as metal.

            Besides, none of you are True Punx.

          • Bozamole Jim

            I don’t even know what’s happening any more. Why are we talking about what’s metal? Or pop stars? Or autotune? Or SuperMetal? Is it time to get off someone’s lawn?

          • next W’s Think Tank: metal vs. merol

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            I’d love that.

          • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

            I wasn’t there man, so I don’t think I’m allowed to write that.

          • Metal: edgy kidz music.

            Merol: awesome music for awesome people and malandro slayers.

            DIE!

            http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-O_fmhLHA-Ns/VWvR-jBG9mI/AAAAAAAALdg/rffDI8TTaqo/s1600/jon%2Bsnow%2Bwhite%2Bwalker%2B2.gif

          • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

            I do love malandro slaying.

          • Bozamole Jim

            I don’t want to die though, my life is pree rad

          • GET MEROL OR DIE TRYING.

          • Bozamole Jim

            My options so far have been pretty bad. Cake or death?

          • Cake cake cake cake.

          • Bozamole Jim
          • KJM

            The cake is a lie.

          • i would love to discuss the band Cake!
            *gets kicked out by everyone in TovH

          • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

            I’ve been known to want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.

          • I occasionally find myself singing “Let Me Go”
            kicks self out

          • KJM

            We already know sheep go to Heaven and goats go to Hell.

          • *tried, died*

          • Le Tapir The Based

            There are two options for you:
            1. Die
            2. Cry and then die

          • Bitter (Tyree) Debra

            You know you want to end it.

            http://i.giphy.com/LoyejOI0ARvos.gif

          • What the fuck is wrong with that animal, jajajaja.

          • Bitter (Tyree) Debra

            I have no idea. But it’s a cat so I’m not too concerned.

          • He will probably sit in the Dopethrone with that quantity of inhaled smoke.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLDvN35TXss

          • Bitter (Tyree) Debra

            Ah, good theory sir.

          • I finally found this record. KJM shared this song with me a few weeks ago. Probably will listen to it this week if I can find the right mood. Loved the trad progression chords with all that vibrating distortion.

          • Bitter (Tyree) Debra

            It’s been a while since I sat through it. Maybe tonight.

            The riffs are big in this though I remember.

          • The riffs are great in that one.

          • Bozamole Jim

            Fucking brutal

          • KJM

            Damn those traitorous crows!!

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            That is true Joe. None of us are true punx. I like The Misfits and the more obvious punk bands like Black Flag and Dead Kennedys but that’s about all the punk I like. On the other hand absolutely none of you are funk fans at my level.

          • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

            You called Sly and the Family Stone harder than Parliament and Funkadelic…

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            Some of their songs were but not even they were as heavy as Mother’s Finest. They were proto-funk metal sung by a really good female singer. Parliament was still heavy but Funkadelic was the heavier of the two acts.

          • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

            The funk isn’t something you can know, JJD. The Funk is a living thing.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxaP19pY1FI

          • MAKE AN ASSESSMENT

          • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

            Then why’s it attached to your rod, ya motherlicker?

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            I am one with The Funk though.

          • EsusMoose

            I can’t even get a mohawk so I definitely can’t be true punk and I’m not british

          • Le Tapir The Based

            Just say “ello govna” and you’ll be British enough.

          • Bozamole Jim

            I am true punk

            I am also the law

            It is a weird life I have

          • You’re not punk. And I’m telling everyone.
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37dBq_4TsZI

          • Bozamole Jim

            No Joe no

            For I am the punk

            Don’t lie about my punk

          • Bozamole Jim
          • This was just sitting there on a silver platter and I could not resist.
            http://youtu.be/46LsluBEaD0

          • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

            hardcore is not punk

          • Bozamole Jim

            ur not punk

            I am

          • more beer

            It`s called hardcore punk. So I`m going to disagree with you there.

          • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

            thats where they went wrong…lol,imo

          • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

            non metal comment sir..except for dick stabbing now that’s metal.

          • more beer

            That is also punk as fuck!

          • more beer

            Tell them crust punk or get the fuck out!

          • KJM

            I got kicked in the teeth by a stage diver at a Gang Green show. There’s my Punk cred right there.

          • KJM

            Sitting through Manson 2 nights in a row at Ozzfest was like sitting through the worst Bowie, Cooper, and Alien Sex Fiend cover bands ever all at the same time.

        • EsusMoose

          I don’t feel your second point counts for too much, popularity only means they appeal to a larger group of people. What is considered “Real Metal” is subjective but I’m assuming it’s supposed to refer to the extremes side of metal where people like to set up their secret solo clubs. MM never caught my ear or my eye, I won’t say he’s bad but he isn’t something I’d find good.
          I also would put that it’s more “hate” than hate, people always like to exaggerate how they feel and taking it as actual hate is giving them too much credit for a lack of knowing the difference between disliking something and hatred.
          I’m not disagreeing with your first statement but more so disagreeing with the choice of words aka I’m just being a dick

          • There is no measure of quality that is not subjective. I can drop a steamy coil of shit and somebody could call it high-art.

            Popularity OTOH is a useful gauge for something anyway. After all heavy metal is NOT punk and every major band responsible for and defined as heavy metal has sought to be larger-than-life and commercially successful.

            No, it’s not a measure of quality. There is none. I have always thought Venom was shit and terrible musicians but that’s just my opinion. Others see their lack of skill as a “rawness” that lends itself well to conveying the type of art they make. And it is art whether I personally like it or not.

          • EsusMoose

            So I still disagree with gauging popularity between certain artists, using it to compare artists who do follow the “larger-than-life and commercially successful” approach willingly or not can be valid but using it to compare artists who may not strive for relative commercial appeal to an artist who does is basically apples and oranges.
            But, I don’t care for the arguments about quality from people who obsess over how underground something is, so if the argument/statement is more ridiculing their mindsets then I can’t disagree with using numbers to prove them wrong.

          • Yeah, point taken on the apples-to-oranges comparison.

          • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

            yea but Venom is shit..lol.

          • Agreed.

          • more beer

            Remember Venom never claimed be good musicians ever. If you`ve ever watched any of their old interviews, they always said they couldn`t play.

      • Mother Shabubu 4

        “Deep Six” is a damn fine rock song.

        • i agree. and it’s the only song i can tolerate off the album.

          • Mother Shabubu 4

            Manson’s singles are usually good for the most part.

    • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

      I’ve never liked MM, but Reznor obviously saw something in him, so what do I know?

      • “I see that you are edgygoth. I, too, am edgygoth.”

        • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

          I actually bought some fishnets and a black wig after listening to Broken last week.

      • Because Reznor has more in common with Manson than Real Metal 2015? 😛

        • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

          I, uh, never called NIN metal.

    • I still like his earlier material from the 90’s and early 00’s. Catchy industrial rock.

      • Nothing wrong with catchy 🙂

      • Kevin Nash & Friends

        I do like catchy industrial rock. Have you ever heard Godhead? They were signed to MM’s vanity label Posthuman Records.

        • Didn’t like them. Machines of Loving Grace OTOH. Saw them open for My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult in ’93.

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            I enjoyed their cover of Eleanor Rigby as well as their 2000 Years Of Human Error album.

          • Check out Machines of Loving Grace’s album “Concentration” if you can find it and have the chance. Good shit.

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            I will/

          • If you can’t find it LMK by PM. I can help 🙂

        • EsusMoose

          Industrial is something I’ve liked bits and pieces but mostly because I have no idea what to look for, Recommendations would be cool

        • Le Tapir The Based

          I like industrial, but never got into industrial rock.

          • I’ve never even heard of “industrial rock” until recently.

          • Until recently meaning 5 minutes ago? or…?? lol

          • Nah, the past couple years I think.

            I’m not totally pooing on rebranding. Maybe there’s so much oversaturation of “metal” and “near-metal” now that we have to go back and try to redefine some things. I mean we do live in an age of genre-tagging that is probably pretty applicable now considering how people consume music these days.

            I just think it’s some booool-shit that people want to kick all the eighties glam bands out that were called metal cuz nawt cool anymore but include bands that had little-to-nothing to do with any type of metal.

          • EsusMoose

            I do think the large increase in metal and the variety of influences does lead to the need to categorize previous acts in relation to current ones. And glam does get shafted more than it should, but there are acts that probably would be considered more rock in retrospect than metal. Reasons why I just use glam instead of throwing glam rock or glam metal mostly is due to those issues and my general ignorance of genre outside the most popular acts.
            Didn’t know but should’ve, that people added the rock tag onto the end of Industrial to differentiate stuff

          • Well, when I hear “glam rock” I think T. Rex, early-Bowie, and Sweet. When I hear “glam metal” I think Quiet Riot (who had songs specifically about metal and were the first heavy metal band to have an album hit no.1 on Billboard.)

            Many of the glam metal bands brought the “dress code” of glam rock into the eighties (where it mostly stayed because it dated itself badly) and worshipped the aforementioned glam rock acts but had a decidedly metallic sound that followed Deep Purple as much as it did Aerosmith.

        • Suck Me While I Poo

          They had some decent stuff.

        • I have not! Link a song.

      • Suck Me While I Poo

        I liked two songs off of ‘Portrait’. The rest is an embarrassment to both goth and industrial. Even in 9th and 10th grade, I couldn’t stand him.

        • …which is why i totes dug Mechanical Animals, pure glam-rock

          • Did you know that MM was responsible for getting Quiet Riot back together? I think he asked them to play a birthday party for him because he was a dork like me who worshipped them in the 80s 😛

  • Say what you will, but he was great in The Wonder Years.

    • Bitter (Tyree) Debra
      • YUSS.

      • and super smart!

        • and attributes!

        • Disgustache

          She has a really, uh… Large… Uh, vocabulary.

          • Bozamole Jim

            Is she punk tho

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            It doesn’t matter when she’s so pretty.

          • Bozamole Jim

            there is more to a woman than a pretty face

            like is she punk

            or metal

          • Bozamole Jim

            yeah okay thats pree metal

          • Math isn’t punk tho. Which is why I’m so bad at it. I’m THAT punk.

          • Bozamole Jim

            You are right

            thats why ur the boss of here for no money

            punk

          • Joe is a filthy anarchist, making self-sufficient communities and shit.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIdcDL64KCE

          • MoshOff

            Propaghandi and Protest the Hero beg to differ. HAH I GOT YOU.

          • this looks forizzle

          • JW(E)G

            I’d buy those just for the covers.

          • punk or gtfo

          • Suck Me While I Poo

            *remembers that she actually has a head and a face*

          • Bozamole Jim
          • cowboy curtis!!

          • Suck Me While I Poo

            I thought Mario Lopez was the one who played Cowboy Curtis.

          • more beer

            Yea ok, and her name matters too.

          • Suck Me While I Poo

            Ummmmmmmmmm, Winnie The Pooh?

          • more beer

            Or get me a sammich!

          • Suck Me While I Poo

            Hey now, be gentleman like here like me. I would make her some beef and beans burritos and then proceed to a nice Kentucky Upper Decker Double Blumpkin.

            http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kentucky+upper+decker+double+blumpkin

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            KJU plz! I’d bring her out to a nice restaurant and we’d have a good meal. I would head back home after that because I don’t ever want to do that act in that article.

          • more beer

            I`d make her pay she has all that Boy Meets World money.

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            I’d pay because it’s only proper to pay for the woman’s food. I also am just a good person like that.

          • more beer

            Who says that is how it has to be? It`s funny how they want to be equal until it`s time to pay for dinner. I never go out with a lady if I can`t afford to pay for it. But I certainly won`t say no to her buying it. Put a few more years into life I bet your attitude will change.

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            That’s just what I believe. I’ve always been really respectful to the opposite sex because they’ve always been good to me. I don’t ask anything sexual of them because that completely nullifies your niceness and makes you a spineless jerk. The only reason I even slept with my prom date was because she wanted to sleep with me. I didn’t want to even though she was pretty but I couldn’t say no.

          • more beer

            A few points for you to ponder on. Have you ever been around a group of woman talking about sex? They talk as bad as guys sometimes worse. They want dick as bad as you want pussy. They are not as fragile as you think they are. They can be absolutely ruthless. Ask any guy who has been through a bad divorce. You`re supposed to bang your prom date. Like I said live another 10 years you`ll see.

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            You’re probably right. I don’t really look for sex or relationships though. Also, I never have been around women talking about sex. A lot of the women I know don’t really talk about that.

          • more beer

            There isn`t too much I haven`t seen. But I also think I was probably much wilder than you are when I was your age. I probably still am. You only get one chance at life. Make it as fun as you can. Sex and relationships aren`t really things you look for. They are more things that just happen.

          • girls don’t want a gentleman.

          • Suck Me While I Poo

            I know, you’re still a bit young for such sophisticated and intricate mating rituals such as the KUDDB!

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            KJU plz! I slept with my prom date even though she was already dating somebody! I didn’t even want to but she wanted to and I couldn’t say no because she was pretty! That really wrecked our friendship though.

          • Suck Me While I Poo

            Damn, that sucks.

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            It did but she was going to college up in Albany at the end of that summer so nothing else came of it. That was 2 years ago and now we have completely drifted apart. She’s back in the area which is inconvenient but I haven’t run into her at least.

          • more beer

            Hahaha!!!! You are the most romantic guy ever!

          • Suck Me While I Poo

            I know! Me and Dave (aka, The Cookie Monster on Blabbermouth).

          • more beer

            I must say I do respect that.

          • Suck Me While I Poo

            Lol, I’m friends with him on FB actually. Quite an interesting guy.

          • more beer

            That`s cool.

          • Suck Me While I Poo

            Lol, one romantic act that makes me think of home.

            http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chicago+airbag

          • more beer

            That is hilarious. Some things just trigger the home sickness.

          • Suck Me While I Poo
          • more beer

            I`m so disappointed in myself now. I`ve never yelled all aboard before when that has happened. Dammit!

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            Her name is Danielle Fishel.

          • more beer

            I think that might matter to you. Myself and KJU not so much.

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            You have a point. She is pretty but she’s married I think.

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            No, besides beauty niceness and personality are important.

          • Suck Me While I Poo

            Topanga is. Dunno about the chick who played Winnie.

            http://www.metalinsider.net/site/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/topanga1.jpg

          • Void Dweller

            Shit shirt is shit. Just show ‘dem titties.

          • Le Tapir The Based

            It always matters.

          • Suck Me While I Poo

            Large forehead?

      • Suck Me While I Poo

        Seen Topanga from Boy Meets World nowadays? Hochie Mochie!

        • Void Dweller

          God damn those titties.

    • Suck Me While I Poo

      Agh, I hated that show growing up! I was into more mature stuff as a kid, like Madballs and The Garbage Pail Kids Movie.

  • I am not a listener of Manson in any regard, but that song was much less terrible than I thought it was going to be. Sounded like a hipster-toned down-rock song circa 2008. Hmmm

    • I actually just finished listening to the song a second time.

      What am I becoming? Damn

  • Look what drugs made, kids.

    • Suck Me While I Poo

      If they showed this lolbuttz to every kid in America, the drug cartels would die overnight.

  • This is going to be the video we show the aliens.

  • Has he always tried to sound like David Bowie while dancing like George Michael or is this a phase?

    • EsusMoose

      I only heard some the singles that’d get on the radio but it’s been lighter over the years than the stuff I remember hearing when I was a younger pup.

    • KJM

      The Bowie thing has always been there.

  • Le Tapir The Based

    Off topic: any of you guys got opinions on this? I’m digging it harddd!
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FOPTBAM60SY

    • EsusMoose

      Not available in freedom-land

      • Le Tapir The Based

        Well damn.

        • EsusMoose

          I’ll give it a look

        • EsusMoose

          Interesting, I’d have to hear it more but I did really like the intro and the rest was solid

    • Bozamole Jim

      This is good!

      • This is a good!
        *FTFY

      • Le Tapir The Based

        Really excited for their album I am. Saw them live yesterday. It was grrrrrrrrrrreat!

        • formerly Beastmilk? that was quick

          • hooooooooooooooold the phone, this is one of their guitar players? somebody call KJU quick!
            http://cdn-02.rockfoto.nu/thumbsbig/20150606_192614_292642.jpg

          • Suck Me While I Poo

            Who says my name without fear?!?!

          • Le Tapir The Based

            Pretty much everyone.

          • Suck Me While I Poo

            Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, little man, that’s a supreme paddlin’!

          • Le Tapir The Based

            Well Tim is kinda afraid of you, but that’s only because you tried to suck his dick.

          • Suck Me While I Poo

            I tried to suck Tiny Tim’s dick? Damnit, that was supposed to wait until I get my memoirs punished! And he had the clown makeup on, so I couldn’t say no.

            http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/the-celluloid-tomb/bharv2.jpg

          • Le Tapir The Based

            Maybe you didn’t say no. Tim sure did! He yelled no in horror!

          • Suck Me While I Poo

            He probably would’ve been big in Finland, since you guys play ukelele over there and all. Finnish folk metal would’ve thought he was a god amongst mortal men!

          • Le Tapir The Based

            Yeah but he was a Christian. Christians don’t believe in Finland. It’s against the bibel.

          • Suck Me While I Poo

            I didn’t know ANYONE believed in Finland. I thought it was some place where garden gnomes play fiddles and ukeleles, drink beer and fart in those bathtubs (aka saunas).

          • KJM

            Clap your hands three times and say “I believe in Finland!!!”.

          • Le Tapir The Based

            Well your grandfather did. Sielun Veljet played live in Best Korea in 1989.

          • Suck Me While I Poo

            And went on to create Velveeta.

          • Suck Me While I Poo

            …..

          • Le Tapir The Based

            I have noticed an error on that picture. I am in fact not Swedish, but Finnish. I truly hope that you fix this error.

            Kind regards
            Tapir

          • Suck Me While I Poo

            Oh it’s correct! Happy Fika!