LOOK AT THESE COOL-AS-SHIT HAND DRAWN ALBUM ART COLLAGES

2794
179
Share:

LOOK AT THEM.

As a reader of a heavy metal blog, would you say that you:
A. Love old school heavy metal album art.
B. Hate the art emblazoned on stone cold classic metal covers.
C. Cannot read this question.

If you answered A, congrats. This post is for you. If you answered B, you are a big fat loserweiner and you should probably leave and never return. If you answered C, you are a drummer.

Toni “Kannibalet” Hietomaa, a rad Finnish dude, runs a Facebook page called In Old School I Trust. He mostly shares music and band photos from his favorite old school metal bands, but occasionally, he updates his page with some amazing hand-drawn art with imagery culled from dozens of seminal metal records. Let’s take a look at some of his work.


His first in the series was this tribute to the O.G’s of death and grind. This particular piece has details from 60 albums. How many can you pick out in the drawing below?

Death & Grind


His second entry (and my favorite) is this loving tribute to Thrash, Speed, and Crossover. There are details from 70 albums displayed here.

Crossover


Next, Kannibalet created this tribute to Doom. 52 bands are represented in the drawing.

Doom


Kannibalet’s most recent and most impressive entry is this tribute to Black Metal. There are 116(!!!) details from 111 different covers which is absurd and awesome.

Black Metal

 

Unfortunately, there are no options to buy these as prints. But maaaaybe that’ll change if you beg Kannibalet enough on his Facebook page. It’s worth a shot! I’d frame the Crossover print and hang it above the bed. Y’know. For the ladies.

Did you dig this? Take a second to support Toilet ov Hell on Patreon!
  • DCLXVI

    nice drawings

  • Tyree

    These are so fucking killer. I always find something new every time I stare at em.

  • Scrimm

    I like this one. so many classic movies in it. https://f1.bcbits.com/img/0000784063_10.jpg

    • Siqqq. I want a print of just Gizmo flipping the bird while drinking a tall boy.

    • Tyree

      Best intro song ever. So may horror clips.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ErIqU0l0Ys

      • Scrimm

        Yes!

    • Tyree

      WOW. I just noticed R2-D2 behind that chicks head with the machete. You have to zoom in.

      • Scrimm

        He’s bigger on the back of the cd case. I have spent an inordinate amount of time studying this whole thing and I’m probably still missing stuff.

    • Dagon

      What is the English title of the film with the little buggers depicted on the bottom left?

      That was my shit back when I was a kid but I don’t remember the name.

      • Scrimm

        Critters.

  • Jormungandr

    Thems some sexy pictures you got there! I approve.

  • Guacamole Jim
  • CyberneticOrganism

    Dude, these are awesome. And all I can do is draw poorly on magazine ads.

    • God

      “Each pack comes with your child’s daily dose of Satan”

      • Tyree

        That explains a lot.

        • God

          I gotta get into the kids food business

          “New God Lunchables! Comes with a gummy bible, fried crucifix, and your daily dose of guilt. So good, you’ll be convinced it’s a sin.”

          • Disgustache

            You probably are onto something there. Just go on Shark Tank to get watched by all the people who actually watch that shit and happen to love the Lurd, then they’ll call you up when you get shot down by the Sharks, and they’ll say they want to invest. Then they’ll put all your Lurd lovin’ food out for communion in some weird God Lunchables and church joint venture, and before you know it you’ll have a regular commercial slot on the 700 Club and be rolling in so much tax exempt money you dry your tears with crisp new hundreds.

          • God

            Even I don’t like to associate myself with the 7 hundo club.

          • When Pat Robertson finally dies we’re gonna have a TovH celebration day.

          • God

            It better be a playlist of 666 songs of the most anti-religious sounds to ever damn this earth.

          • Howard Dean
          • God

            Make sure to hit your kids and say jesus loves them, or else satan will stick his dick in their pooper and make them gay communists – Pat Robertson probably

          • “Also, give me your money so I can invest in slave-operated mineral mines in war-torn Africa. Cuz Jesus”
            -Pat Robertson

          • Howard Dean

            I love that the snowstorm stopped people from doing gay things. Because of course gays can’t or don’t do “gay things” in their own homes.

            It’s funny that all of the closeted clergy and political perverts think you have to drive to the public restroom or adult video store to be gay–the way they do.

          • “back in my day we didn’t have grindr, you just had to hang out in the truckstop bathroom and hope someone taps your foot under the stall”
            -Pat Robertson

          • He is a vile little shit.

          • So are we getting that online dating article then?
            Also, did you fair OK with your Tinder prospect from last week after the Hawaiian shirt apocalypse?

            GL

          • Jasper Ringoldsby

            Online dating article?
            I’m assuming it will be all sorts of advice on how to craft a kvlt profile page, so the ladies will be drawn to your dark essence? This is the information I need in my life

          • I’ve been having a hard time of life the last couple of weeks so I’ve done very little writing.

            Oddly enough, that woman hit me up on Tinder that evening. She said she’s down to grab a drink sometime.

          • I am sorry to hear things are rough. Hang tough, bud.

            That is good news about the lady! Sounds solid. Maybe she didn’t realize that she bumped into you? Either way – that’s cool!

            GL

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Scarily accurate. Fuck that guy straight to hell.

          • DCLXVI

            Hell? it’s much harder to be a closeted gay in heaven. fuck him to heaven.

          • God

            We have way too many closets up here.

          • w00t?

          • Howard Dean

            ‘murica, Link. It’s ugly, ultra-Christian underbelly. Some of these dudes would probably still like to see homosexuality return to being a crime punishable by public torture and execution. I’m not even joking.

          • The W.

            Pat Robertson, and all televangelists I’ve seen, are terrible humans.

          • CAN I GET A AMEN!

            GL

          • KJM

            Yep, they would love to turn The US into a Christian version of Saudi Arabia.

          • That’s so bad! Why these kind of people are still around digging seeds of hate in your country? :S

          • Freedom of speech, man! It is a complicated thing. It works both directions.

            GL

          • KJM

            They’re still bitter about losing the Civil War.

          • I also enjoy a solid lol when I see someone in the north driving around with this flag on their vehicle….

            Solid lolbuttz.

            GL

            https://www.ultimateflags.com/images/P/south-will-rise-rebel-flag.jpg

          • KJM

            The Supreme Court just ruled that Confederate license plates are unconstitutional.

          • I did not know this. Good info, buddy.

            GL

          • KJM

            It hurts my head and probably contributes to my general depression, but I can’t not follow the news.

          • The news sux. I enjoy listening to NPR, but even that is too much sometimes.

            GL

          • Herr Schmitty

            Same here. Been glued to all Dylann Roof related updates today while I work. This shit pisses me right the fuck off.

            This is the only take on the Confederate Flag I support. http://i.imgur.com/HkRkLOC.jpg

          • Howard Dean

            I don’t know. The U.S. is a huge and diverse country. There are people from all walks of life and with a great variety of backgrounds. It’s hard to get an angle on why certain people feel a certain way.

          • God

            It’s just that the smallest portion group is always the loudest.

          • KJM

            I often tell others that it’s easier to understand The US if you think of it as 50 separate countries bundled together.

          • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

            Lol, so what happens if they were going to drive to church?

          • Herr Schmitty

            Then a priest narrowly avoided being diddled, because evil gays, amirite?!

          • Howard Dean

            To be gay?

          • Disgustache

            You obviously don’t walk in the light then, my son.

          • God

            Bitch I am the light.

          • Disgustache

            Who you callin bitch, bitch?

          • God

            Don’t talk to your holy father that way.

          • Howard Dean
          • Tyree

            Is this guy still on TV?

          • Howard Dean

            I’m not sure. I used to watch his show occasionally just to laugh (because holy fuck is that guy ridiculous), but I think his show got cancelled after his son sold that recorded phone call to the tabloids (the phone call where Dog drops about 7 N-bombs).

          • Tyree

            DAMN!

          • Howard Dean

            Yeah, he went nuts. I don’t think A&E or History Channel or whatever fucking station he was on was too impressed with him after that.

            That entire family looks like one giant train wreck. He still pops up occasionally in the news, usually to say that he is “hunting” some big name fugitive at the time (like the escaped prisoners in New York, or that MMA fighter who almost beat that porn star to death)

          • Herr Schmitty

            Yeaaaaah, that’s right; he was involved in the ‘hunt’ for War Machine (that’s the MMA fighter you reference.)

            Fuck that guy (both War Machine and the Dawg.)

          • Howard Dean

            Cosigned.

          • Pants Full Of Spaghetti O’s

            Now with more Maturity Juice!

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7md1YYp9_I

      • CyberneticOrganism

        “Satan is a part of this balanced breakfast.”

  • God

    Well tickle my dick and call me Penelope, this is pretty damn cool.

    • Dagon

      So cool, we share both interests. Although I think Guadalupe suits me better.

  • Howard Dean

    These are fucking sweet. Very cool. I want to buy a print of that black metal one and hang it in my office.

    Non sequitur ov the morning: Here’s a little gif for our friend KJU on this fine Thursday morning (spoiler ’cause kinda NSFW)

    *Spoiler*

    *Spoiler*

    *Spoiler*

    *Spoiler*

    *Spoiler*

    *Spoiler*

    *Spoiler*

    *Spoiler*

    *Spoiler*

    *Spoiler*

    *Spoiler*

    *Spoiler*

    *Spoiler*

    *Spoiler*

    *Spoiler*

    *Spoiler*

    *Spoiler*

    *Spoiler*

    *Spoiler*

    *Spoiler*

    http://lolhehehe.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/KHfbXk3.gif

  • KJM

    Nice Blood Farmers reference in the Doom Metal pic.

  • Loved the Doom one. Excellent design over there, props to the artist!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woe_4gkS4XU

    • God

      Candlemass <3

      • You’re back!!

        • God

          Lots going on in the realm of heaven my son. I also got a new PC and the steam sale is going on so that may also be related.

          • Herr Schmitty

            My backlog is too big and I have religiously avoided the STEAM sale to avoid making it bigger, oh god.

          • God

            It’s my first time. I’m a steam virgin. And oh my me did I go overboard. Must have spent about 300 dollars

          • I bought a dozen games in one go a few years ago. To date, I’ve played ONE of them.

          • God

            I’ve been stuck playing Witcher. Ultra High at 60 fps? Yes please.

          • Pants Full Of Spaghetti O’s

            Audiosurf is all you need!

          • Pants Full Of Spaghetti O’s

            Steam virgin?

  • Hubert

    I only recognize about six from each of these. There goes my metal license.

    • God

      “Sir do you know how fast you were metalling?”

      • Hubert

        “Sir, you were going at the speed of Tech-Death here, this road is only for Doom.”

        • God

          “I’m gonna let you off with a warning this time, but if you are driving Doom without being stoned again, You are gonna be sharing a cell with Varg.”

          • Hubert

            “You were driving sober on the thrash road, I’m afraid I can’t let you drive tonight sir.”

          • God

            “What’s this in your Cd drive? Babymetal?…sir please step out of the car.”

          • Pants Full Of Spaghetti O’s

            Hey, I like Babymetal!!!!!

        • Pants Full Of Spaghetti O’s

          And swerving from lane to lane all weedly deedly.

      • Pants Full Of Spaghetti O’s

        “This is a doom metal highway. You were going Krisiun, sir”.

        • God

          “The will to potenceyyyyyyyyy”

    • You can eat all the grass if you want meanwhile I punch the posers that want to scold you for that >:(

      Nobody mess with da goat.

  • Disgustache

    I got some drawings too guys! Thanks for posting this so I can share Joe!

    My dad says they’re pretty good, and that I should keep trying because I could get paid. At least that’s what I think “give up your shitty dreams and get a fucking job” means.

    http://img00.deviantart.net/529d/i/2010/319/8/c/metal_head_by_slipknot14-d32x9yy.jpg

    • God

      Eh why not, while we are sharing doodles, here’s a couple non-metal related ones I did yesterday.

      • awwww

      • #420praiseit

        • God

          Side note, Solaire420PraiseIt is my steam name if anyone wants to add me.

          • Disgustache

            I just added you. You’ll be getting a request from Brazilliantly Waxed.

          • The W.

            you’re in the terlet group, right?

          • Disgustache

            Oh, I’m in there.

          • The W.

            There’s a toilet ov hell group. make sure you join.

          • God

            Im a little new to steam still, how do I join the group?

          • The W.

            Uh, I think in the same place where you can search for friends, you can search for groups.

          • God

            I’ll need to do that when I get back to my abode. The app doesn’t let me search for groups.

          • KJM

            I’d join but I hardly ever use Steam. The name’s “kylem19″(I think) if anyone wants to add me anyway.

          • Pants Full Of Spaghetti O’s
  • Stanley

    Jesus, the gifs are going off the charts today.

  • Stanley

    Can anyone help me find a Crumbsucker in the Thrash/Crossover one? It’s gotta be there somewhere.

    • God

      That was my nickname in middle school.

      *sobs*

      • Stanley

        Well, in that case I had a T-Shirt with you on it in about 1987-88. Bristol Bierkeller. Superb gig.

        • God

          You’re welcome.

    • Stanley

      Found it. Bottom left in the very corner!!!!

  • Tyree

    Aw, nice! I’m glad Sadistic Intent made the Death/grind one.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQZClDFu_Uw

    • Pants Full Of Spaghetti O’s

      Another good one I haven’t heard in quite a while.

  • Pants Full Of Spaghetti O’s

    Good, but useless without a power metal one!
    Power metal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all other music besides Yakety Sax

    • Dagon

      *vomits

      • Pants Full Of Spaghetti O’s

        You’re amongst power metal lovers here. You don’t have to hide your undying love for all things Andre Matos!

    • KJM

      Benny Hill Uber Alles!!!

  • Pants Full Of Spaghetti O’s
    • KJM

      ZOINKS!!

  • Jasper Ringoldsby

    Never thought my Toilet would ever call me a “big fat looser wiener”

    🙁

    These are pretty siqq tho

    • KJM

      You are also a “stinky poopypants”.

      • Jasper Ringoldsby

        bruh

    • Not YOUR toilet, OUR toilet, comrade.

      • Jasper Ringoldsby

        If any of you were real I would say “our”, but I know you’re all semi-intelligent artificial programs pantomiming sentience in a vain attempt to connect with a life you will never possess. So. My Toilet.

        • Sir Tapir the Based™

          Shit, he’s on to us!

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    shills…
    the modern scourge—
    Donald trump-as presidential candidate—then they get Hillary to be the vice president—
    then they shoot Donald—-as soon as he;s elected—so then they can get the hugely unpopular Hillary—into the presidency

    abc/Disney—–loves Donald trump—–that’s how you can tell he’s a shill for pro Clinton side

    also pat Robertson is a fake shill/anti Christian—-friend of the Rockefeller mafia(bush sr)—nominated for republican pres candidate a few years back–for media psyop—to make repubs look “Christian”
    fuck those motherfuckers!!

  • JW(E)G

    I found Waldo (Wally)

  • Damn, these are fucking cool. I would love to have these as posters for my wall.

  • sweetooth0

    Yeah, dude seriously needs to reconsider the prints thing. But maybe it’s some sort of copyright quagmire that he doesn’t wanna get sucked into or something.