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In this inaugural episode of our brand-new radio program we’re talking about rabbits and debuting new music from Cannibal Accident, Pectus Excavatum, Siegelord, and Zealotry! Join me and the mighty warrior Randall Thor for a half hour of new jams and bullshitting.

Music featured in this program:

  • Cannibal Accident – “Foreskin Noose” from their upcoming LP Ritual Paprika, out April 8th on Nailjar Records. (Preorder) (Facebook)
  • Pectus Excavatum – “Exit”. (Facebook)(Bandcamp)
  • Siegelord – “Siegelord” from Ascent of the Fallen. (Facebook) (Bandcamp)
  • Zealotry – “Cybernetic Eucharist” from their upcoming LP The Last Witness, out April 22nd. (Facebook) (Bandcamp)
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  • COAL ROLL

    p cool guys

  • UNCLE BLACKBEARD

    “The Flush” lol

  • Dubs

    Foreskin noose is quite the title.

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

      Death by Dick Skin.

      • Dubs

        Is it a noose made of foreskin, or is it a little gallows rope for your front head?

        • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

          The enigma continues.

          • nbm02ss

            The smegma continues.

          • Guacamole Jim

            eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            I like what you did there.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            The enema continues.

  • COAL ROLL

    who is “Wesley?”

    • no one

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        Exactly.

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

      Boom. Some dude.

    • UNCLE BLACKBEARD

      the worst character from Star Trek TNG

      • You spelled “Deanna Troi” wrong.

        • Finishing up season 2. It’s progressively getting better.

          • UNCLE BLACKBEARD

            NERD

          • Completely. Time to die.

          • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

            You’re in good company.

          • It tried too hard to be original Trek in season 1.

          • UNCLE BLACKBEARD

            agreed, even tho the original is poop compared to TNG

          • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

            FALSE

          • It was not good. Glad I got past it.

          • UNCLE BLACKBEARD

            the show sucks until Tasha Yar dies, basically

          • Good point.

          • And that was a pretty decent episode.

          • UNCLE BLACKBEARD

            yeah, it was. another “save Troi” ep tho

          • Óðinn

            Yup. The episode with the poorly executed tar pit alien.

        • UNCLE BLACKBEARD

          straight up, troi can be annoying in some eps, her mother too.

          but Wes is ALWAYS asking for a punchin

          • I like “The Traveler” episodes.
            The ep where Troi loses her abilities is TNG at it’s worst.

          • UNCLE BLACKBEARD

            tge traveler is the one where the big alien dude gets all freaky with Wes to make the ship zoom zoom right?

            i always thoughtit was a bit creepy

          • Yes.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Creepy/Funny Star Trek, huh?

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlbmi1hhV_0

        • COAL ROLL

          you’re wrong

        • First Contact doe…

        • Óðinn

          Picard, Worf, and Data are good characters.

          Garak from DS9 is a good character too.

          http://www.phoebenorth.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Garak.jpg

          • Garak was a great character.

          • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

            A wonderful character.

    • Crusher.

    • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls
      • GAH!

        • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

          It would’ve been hilarious if he showed up to prison in that getup after his whole IRS thing.

      • Phoenix of the House Tendies

        Those were dark times…

        • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

          Nah, this is before the whole IRS/prison thing. Now THOSE were the dark times!

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain
    • UNCLE BLACKBEARD

      i listen to AM radio all day

      • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls
      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        I am so sorry

      • Dubs

        NPR is good

        • UNCLE BLACKBEARD

          880 the Revolution. Ashevilles progressive radio

        • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

          The same NPR we all coal rolled way back when? I think a few of us got banned from there after that, lol.

          • UNCLE BLACKBEARD

            im still banned

        • National Petroleum Radio
          Nice Polite Republicans

          • Dubs

            Neapolitan pineapple ricotta.

    • RepostedAvengedSevenfoldFan2

      I remember Staind being on the radio all the time when I was a little kid. Nostalgia at its finest.

      -SirChubbyBunny, 1 year ago

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        I am so sorry. I despise Stand.

      • CyberneticOrganism

        SirChubbyBunny is actually that clod of crisco Aaron Lewis

  • COAL ROLL

    that was one sexy sax serenade

  • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

    Join us as Randall and Joe debate hot topic issues like “Dragon Fucking Vs. Bench Pressing: Which Is The True Metal Workout?”.

  • That intro was just shitty enough to sound like real radio!

  • Also, Joe sounds absolutely nothing like I imagined he would. My world is collapsing around me.

  • Guacamole Jim

    Songs I haven’t heard unless I’m Randall Thor?? *dubiousness intensifies*

    Though you did show me Windir, so I’ll press on. But if there’s dragon fucking, I’m out. OUT.

    • Guacamole Jim

      Okay, there’s saxophone. I’m okay with this.

    • He meant because I heard the song before the show, not because it was power metal 😉

    • 3/4 of these songs could not be heard anywhere else before the show aired.

      • You have a good voice for radio.

        • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

          It’s like maple fucking syrup.

        • And the face for it too AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      • High on Vallenfyre

        Exclusive premier? Eff yeah!

      • Stockhausen

        That is the real deal.

  • I once did voice work in a commercial for my old school that aired on college radio a couple of times, nowhere near as cool as this obviously.

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    I did college radio for the year I was in college. It wasnt half bad.

  • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

    WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?! Dreams do come true.

  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

    Anyone else jerking off to the in-between song banter? So many loads, so little time, bros……

    • Guacamole Jim

      Half an hour.. I’m going for my own personal best.

    • We give you the songs to rest up between

      • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

        You damn right it is.

    • Stay hydrated bro.

      • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

        Bro, I literally can’t stop touching my dick. It’s like a fucking magnet and some shit.

        • Since everything is a competition, which voice is more erotic to you?

          • Stockhausen

            The intro.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Fuck, Joe has got one panty-dropping voice.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Jock strap-dropping voice.

            FTFY

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Whatever you’re into, bro.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Oh, whatever I’m into! Dragon-booty dropping voice then.

      • Óðinn
    • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

      Pffffffffffffffffffttttttt, amateur!!!!!!!

  • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

    I will definitely listen on my drive home from work. Thank you gentlemen!

  • Celtic Frosty

    Sweet tunes, bros. I’m glad this got off the ground.

  • Stanley

    Is anyone else digging that Kenny G solo?

    • Óðinn

      Yes.

  • COAL ROLL

    I just realized that this tricked me into actually listening to these 4 songs.

  • Celtic Frosty

    The smooth jazz interlude on that Pectus Excavatum track was…unexpected

  • Stockhausen

    This rules so, so hard.

  • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

    Cannibal Accident>>>>>>>>
    I dunno if I can spare a whole 32 minutes to this thing though.
    Joe, get a bunny, you sound nothing like I figured.
    Randall on the other hand sounds exactly as st… like I imagined he would.

    • Pagliacci is Kvlt

      Sounds like he’s broadcasting from inside a locker.

    • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

      Randall’s voice sounds a lot like Glen Benton’s.

      • I met his son when I was on tour. He’s spoiled little shit. He slapped our vocalist in the face. True story.

        • Jeez, what a dick.

        • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

          Damn! Sounds like Glen drops him off at the Hoffman brothers’ house on the weekends.

  • Joe and Randall have a nice chemistry. The intro/ outro is great.

    • If by chemistry you mean unfathomable malice for one another, yeah

      • Malice breeds chemistry I suppose.

  • Celtic Frosty

    PRAISE THE FUCKING LORD

    nice

    • i wish more Christian bands sounded like this

      • Sir Tapir The Based

        Wovenhand is the only Christian bans you need!

  • Eliza

    This is so great, you guys! You could give making a podcast a try.

  • This whole thing was fantastic. Definitely excited to hear more of these.

  • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

    Randall’s dragon is a pussy.

  • Eliza

    I don’t think the word “excavatum” exists is Latin, but there is “excavo” and it means to gouge.

    • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

      Pectus Excavatum means a hollowed chest (a medical condition), but I don’t know how you’re supposed to use it elsewhere.

      • Dubs

        I thought Joe was making a clever Latin joke at first when he said the band was singing about the dude’s sunken chest, but then I looked it up, and it seems that’s really the only application of the phrase.

        • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

          Looking it up, and Google is giving me nothing else, yeah.

        • Yeah, the guy behind the band has that medical condition. His project is a way of dealing with it for him.

          • Eliza

            That’s makes the music a lot more interesting.

          • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

            Damn, talk about therapeutic music.

          • Oh, two of my childhood friends had that

        • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

          I vaguely remember seeing a thing about sunken chests on Anderson Cooper years back. Apparently it leads to a ton of medical problems, including the chest practically squeezing the heart to death and breathing problems.

      • Eliza

        I see. Thanks for the info!

      • Pagliacci is Kvlt

        I have it. I passed it on to my youngest kid, who has it even worse than me.

        • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

          Damn, that sucks. 🙁

      • BobLoblaw

        Knew a guy in high school that had that. He ate cereal using his body as a bowl once.

        • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

          Damn. I know a guy too, a good mate still (apparently not a very rare condition?). But eating cereals from it…

          • BobLoblaw

            He was a funny guy

    • CyberneticOrganism
    • Óðinn
  • Anyone else go from six to midnight when that sax came in?

  • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

    Wow, Joe sounds completely different than I thought he would. I figured he’d have a Mike Tyson sorta voice. Randall sounds quite a bit like a more mature Glen Benton.

  • Great job, guys! m/

  • COAL ROLL

    I hope that you open the phone lines for future installments of this so I can call in and hold my phone to the toilet while I flush it

    • Dubs

      Maybe “London from Arizona” will make a re-appearance.

  • Dubs

    Siegelord is pretty rocking. Riffs.

  • CyberneticOrganism

    Nice work dudes!

  • Randall Thor didn’t make it more than 5 seconds without talking about his god damn cat.

    lolz

    GL

  • Pectus Excavatum FTW !!!

  • RustyShackleford

    You both sound SO different than what I thought you would…but for serious this is AWESOME! I love it. I’d be so down with this becoming something more regular. Much toilet love bros. Yup.

    • 10/10/cleanwipe/will-listen-again

      yup!

      GL

    • where’s Joe’s adorable southern drawl?

  • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

    I actually really liked that Pectus Excavatum track.

    • Your feelings are my feelings.

  • EsusMoose

    Ah I was hoping it was 30 minutes of toilet sounds. but awesome!

    • we can provide that for you if you really want it…

      • EsusMoose

        I can always just go eat some mexican food and I can live the experience.

  • EsusMoose

    Definitely dug the style of the radio show

  • Óðinn
  • Óðinn

    I liked that sax solo.

  • Óðinn
  • Tim Wilsön

    fdgbidbriudsoufbsibN FUCK ITS SO WEIRD TO PUT VOICES TO NAMES

  • BobLoblaw

    Couldnt agree more with that transition, a beautiful building of tense intensity.

  • Óðinn

    ~~~~

  • BobLoblaw

    Siegelord really should have named the album Siegelord so that Siegelord would be as redundant as the music. Siegelordsiegelordsiegelord. Praise the fucking lord! Uggh.

  • Dave Vincent’s Perm

    Every time someone mentions Randall Thor I think of Randall amps.

    • I GOT YOU COVERED, BRO.

      https://i.imgflip.com/1178t8.jpg

      GL

      • Dave Vincent’s Perm

        DBAG USED RANDALL BRO THEY MUST BE GOOD

        • GETCHA (PULL) ONE, SON.

          • Dave Vincent’s Perm

            I am seriously trying to decide between an RG1503 or a Marshall JCM900.

          • YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I THINK?

            https://i.ytimg.com/vi/GfUlGDWPDvo/hqdefault.jpg

          • Dave Vincent’s Perm

            Not many people know that Chuck used a RG100ES on leprosy and scream bloody gore.

          • COAL ROLL

            they’re both shit

          • Dave Vincent’s Perm

            As long as they’re loud and heavy I really don’t care. Realistically, how many of the people in the audience are gonna leave because the distortion is slightly too undynamic?

          • Dave Vincent’s Perm

            Besides, I’m probably gonna wait a while so I can get a JCM 800 anyway.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            #ridefordime2016

      • Scrimm

        Those things are crap

  • BobLoblaw

    Zealotry is the jam. That lead tone reminds me of Contradictions Collapse.

  • Waynecro

    Thanks for this, you guys. It was great. Plus, it gave me a reason to stop listening to Dawnbringer’s “Why Would You Leave Me” on loop while my dog tries to convince me to enter into a suicide pact with him.

  • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

    It was AWESOME! I can’t wait for future episodes

  • A+ folks. the sound quality, the banter, the content… this stands among commercial podcasts.

  • Óðinn