Justin Bieber vs. Orlando Bloom: The Official ToH Take

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The Toilet ov Hell exists on the bleeding edge of the cultural zeitgeist. We are known tastemakers and the opinions we state shape the entire blogosphere. Therefore, it would be irresponsible if we did not comment on the current feud between massive celebrity powerhouses Orlando Bloom and Justin Bieber. Click below for the official and exclusive ToH commentary.

  • Couldn’t say it better than Joe here

  • The Black Dahlia Burger

    I actually just found out about this on The Colbert Report, but the video sums up my thoughts perfectly.

    • I’ve been swamped at work all day and just saw a mess of stuff about this on my regular sites. It felt necessary. I gotta check out the Colbert tomorrow.

      • The Black Dahlia Burger

        It’s a short segment, only talks about it for 2 minutes or so. But man am I gonna miss his show next year 🙁

  • Bert Banana

    This sums up the whole affair pretty well

    http://youtu.be/YCx4pmCFvBM

    • WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS?

      • Bert Banana

        Well truth be told…Someone who won’t be mentioned from a site that won’t be mentioned posted this a couple years back and they were playing 70000 Tons that year. So I checked it out because I booked and wanted to know they weren’t shit. I was not disappointed.

        • Between The Buried & Smee

          “Someone who won’t be mentioned”
          I’m assuming Grim Kim

          • Bert Banana

            Mmmmmmmm I love me some Grim Kim.

            ALL HAIL GRIM KIM!

    • Bucket ‘o Blood

    • not as good, but check out these St. Louis stalwarts:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECXLspjSlgM

      • CyberneticOrganism

        MENS JEANS NOW ON SALE AT SEARS

      • Bert Banana

        I have that bass 🙁

    • Poop Mango

      These guys very clearly wrote and maintain their own Wikipedia article.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Oh man I remember this gem. Shot on only the finest Renaissance Faire grounds.

  • Bucket ‘o Blood

    Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyep. Pretty much.

  • Scrimm
    • Further Down the Metal Hole

      You have to respect that he managed not to hit himself though.

      EDIT: Hmm, first time trying to post a gif. Maybe like so?

      http://www.gifbin.com/981606

      • Scrimm

        That’s a good one I remember that. Wasn’t the guy trying to audition for a movie or something?

        • Steve Smithwick

          Yes he was! Fun fact: He got a web redemption on Tosh.0!

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPXDXw1Z-s0

          • Further Down the Metal Hole

            That’s awesome. Losing the afro makes quite a difference I bet, he’s a lot harder to recognise, lol.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            R.I.P. Afro Ninja

  • Paris Hilton

    BABY BABY OHHHHHHHHHH LIKE BABY BABY BABY NOOOOO!!!!

    I’m drunk as fuck right now! Fuck Justin Bieber, fuck Legolas, and most of all FUCK YOU!!!!

    BUY MY SINGLES!!!! COME ALIVE AND GOOD TIME FT. Lil Wayne!

    -Paris “FUCKING METAL” Hilton

  • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

    …….

    • KJM

      This is a sad day for horror movie fans. The Master of special FX makeup, Dick Smith, has passed on. R.I.P.

      • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

        Yea, without his artistry on the exorcist it would have fallen flat, the unsung heros of horror film. I think we will have savini for awhile though. He is kind of a relic now that everything is being done with CGI blood. I think the guy has hit the roids. Holy shit, i could’nt believe what he looks like now.
        My first time seeing a savini effect – the shotgun blast heard around the horror make up world. The double barrel thru the windsheild shot from the best slasher/serial killer ever made maniac (1980) I was clapping and jumping up and down with excitement when my young soul was first touched by that butchery.

        • KJM

          Wow, Rob Bottin hasn’t worked on a movie in about 12 years. Rick Baker is still going strong though.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            who did that fucking awesome transformation for werewolf in london ? The howling was impressive too. Then there was wolfen, that was the year of the wolf at the theatres. I love when a wolf just smoothly rips off the head of the mayor ? in wolfen.

          • KJM

            Yep, saw all 3 of ’em on the big screen. Baker did London, Bottin did Howling.

          • RuIN?

            American werewolf in London is a Damn good flick.

          • KJM

            Best horror comedy since Young Frankenstein.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            Baker was in the suit for the 76 kong, first movie i saw in the theatre when i was 6, i thought it was real and was blown away. The promotion for the film had said a full size robotic kong had been built, but it just turned up in the one scene at the end and looked terrible. I love that movie though. And jessica lange was so hot.

        • Bert Banana

          I met Tom Savini a couple years back. GF at the time was into cosmetics and we went to the trade show in Toronto. He was a guest speaker. Dude is chill as fuck. He told us that on Day of the Dead, he started using the medical journals to influence the make up for the movie. So for one person he would paint them up like they died in an attic, of asphyxiation 7 days ago and the temperature was between 25-30 degrees (Celsius). Everybody’s make up told a different story…and it got scrapped because they told him it wasn’t real enough because of all the colour….and that is why the zombies are green, folks.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            He directed that day of the dead i think. Great movie. A lot of people think zombies started with the dawn of the dead remake and then the walking dead. They have no ideas about the pioneers like romero, fulci and all the other italians. I think it can safely be said that without the morbid magic of savini there would have been no 80’s slasher boom. And as far as american/canadian horror nothing has come close to the brilliance of the films that came out between 1980 and 1985.

          • Bert Banana

            Day of the Dead was Romero. If there are people out there that think Zombies started recently…they need a boot to the head.

            On that note…Savini is a fucking genius especially when it came to special effects makeup. However, The Thing (John Carpenter’s not that shitty prequel bullshit that came out recently) is probably IMO the greatest in terms of Special Effects…

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            I can’t believe i fucked that up ! Zombie films are not my forte so i will squeeze out of that mistake. Yea the practical effects in the thing were pretty much flawless. I knew the prequel would suck when i watched it but once i saw that cute mary elizabeth winstead ( i dug that cheerleader outfit she wore in death proof) my mind drifted to keeping her warm in an igloo somewhere in the arctic circle. It was a CGI clusterfuck of epic proportions unfortunately.
            Fuck, she be hot.

  • Guppusmaximus

    I say we put those two mental midgets in a tank with one of these and see who survives…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjHMGSI_h0Q

    • mustangbomb

      Snails are creepy even when they can’t kill you, this is just holy shitting fuckballs..

  • Mother Shabubu III

    Bieber is just a puppet to distract the simpletons from seeing the shit going down around us.

    • Fromwisdomtohate29

      WAKE UP SHEEPIE, WAKE UP!!!

      THE REPTILIAN MASTERMIND OBAMA IS COMING TO TAKE UR GUNS!!!

      ILLUMINATI. ANTICHRIST!!!

      • Mother Shabubu III

        Nah, Obama ain’t taking our guns…yet. He’d rather we slaughter ourselves with them to reduce populations in order for us to be easier to control for serf labor.

        The New World Order has been in effect for hundreds of years, a little late to wake up now.

      • KJM

        Only a Republican pretending to be a Libertarian can save us now! WAKE UP WHITE PEOPLE! DEY TOOK YER GUNZ!

  • geddy

    ..

    • CyberneticOrganism

      If “11 Zombie Jesii” isn’t the name of a Cannibal Corpse song, it should be.

  • RuIN?

    I love how he fills that shit all the way up in his mouth before swallowing. And I like the monkey in this video too.