Join the Toilet ov Hell Facebook Group and Talk Shit 24/7

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The Toilet ov Hell is a community. I dig all of you guys and I want us all to be homies.

If it isn’t completely obvious by now, I am never, ever, ever going to fix the fucking forum. It’s broke as hell and I don’t have any free time as it is to attempt to un-break it. Seriously, I’ve been putting it off for like 5 months now. Regardless, I want us to be able to discuss everything under the sun when we’re outside of the 8 hours a day we post new items. So, I’ve created this here Facebook group for you all to join so you can jibber jabber all you like.

I want this to be a friendly environment so I just ask that you treat everyone with respect. No racism, sexism, homophobia or other such bullshit. Just be nice. Them’s the rules.

No Fun

TO RECAP: Join the Facebook group here and help us spread the word. And if you haven’t done it yet, like the damn Facebook page!

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  • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

    I just joined.

  • And send me friend requests just so I can decline them. Jerks.

    • Edward #RIPNEGROD

      Lol @ all the poser hvkks who aren’t already on the Facebook group.

      *flush*

      • Why have you not joined the group yet???

        • Edward #RIPNEGROD

          I was like the fifteenth person in there!

        • Edward #RIPNEGROD

          Jk, I wasn’t in the Facebook group. I thought this was about RHRC.

          *flushes self for being a poser hvkk*

      • all right, who’s gonna send the invite to hester kukk 😉

        • omg… that character……

        • Who?

        • Lacertilian

          I had a sneaking suspicion it was someone having a second account just to fuck with others in a primitive schoolyard manner.
          Not so sure now.

          • Gvacamole Jim

            The answer may be closer than you think…

          • Lacertilian

            Some of the things he/she/they/it says are guaranteed to make me bite, I’m a sucker for it.

          • Gvacamole Jim

            The answer lies on Thursdays.

          • and partying partying yeah?!

          • People create multiple accounts? Riiiight.

          • Lacertilian

            So it’s you then!
            One wink for yes two winks for no. Say no more say no more.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ona-RhLfRfc

          • Not me for srs. I had a couple troll accounts in the past though. In my defense I was unemployed and exceedingly bored.

          • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

            I remember when almost every comment on the site was credited to JAG! “I know this is you JAG” etc…

          • Good times.

          • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

            A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh?

          • SYL!’s 7 Year Old Son

            No way!

          • KingPagliacciOvFlushMountain

            Way!

  • Scrimm

    Done!

  • GL

    It pains my heart to know I cannot join. I use to have a facebook thing, you know, back when it was still for college people only? Anyway, I gave it up (not that having a disqus profile is much different, right?). I enjoy using the disqus profile while at work (clicking all day sucks otherwise), but during the evenings and weekends I totally disconnect…. I am not sure why I typed this. Whatevs.

    I will be with all of you in spirit.

    GL

    • (psst, make a fake account just for this)

      • GL

        I just can’t. I am a anti-facebook, anti-smart phone, anti-new-car, anti-peat-coat, elitist asshole.

        There is a cliche that getting more educated makes one more open to “all things in the world”. All the higher education did to me was make me want to move into the woods and embrace the void.

        GL

        • Tom Waits For Death

          You sound like my kind of a man.

          • Death

            Are you cheating on me?

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            No. Why would I cheat on you?

          • Tom Waits For Death

            I… well… I can explain! Honestly! This is but a mere misunderstanding!
            BABY PLEASE DON’T GO!

          • have you joined yet?

          • #DeathTwitcamWillBrokeTheInternetAfterKardashian

          • Death

            Waht?

          • Death

            Me? Nope. I want to stay away from facebook.

          • Gvacamole Jim
          • Death

            It’s kind of useless to me due to time zone difference. Also, I really don’t want to join facebook.

          • Tom Waits For Nordling Rites

            How can ye resist the seal?

          • Death

            It’s a cute seal, yes. But will I sell my ideology for a cute seal?

          • Tom Waits For Nordling Rites

            I’d sell anything.

          • Death

            But how will I be able to live with myslef, knowing that I’ve sold something that means a lot to me? Knowing, that I have become a whore.

          • Tom Waits For Nordling Rites

            There’s nothing wrong with being a whore. Besides it’s easy, just don’t think of it afterwards.

          • Gvacamole Jim

            Well, that’s fair enough. I can understand you not wanting to join up for ideological reasons. But it still makes me feel like:

            http://wallpapersfor.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/pug-cute-dog-pet-animal-1920×1080.jpg

          • Death

            Don’t be sad. I’m still here.

        • Edward #RIPNEGROD

          That’s pretty kvlt, GL.

          ND

          • GL

            To be honest, it is awful. I have absolutely no desire to interact with most people. I use to not be this way…. I literally spend most of my time outdoors doing things. There is nothing better than being outdoors. Living in the city was a depressing weight… I fucking love being outside.

            GL

          • Edward #RIPNEGROD

            Wait, so is your current situation awful or awesome?

          • Awfulsome

          • GL

            It is awesome, we live on 31 acres right now… the river runs through the back, woods, its great. I was just saying (poorly) that it awful being around people.

            GL

          • well we love interacting with you m8

          • Yeah, but there’s all that sunshine and clean air, which we all know is the #1 killer of humans. I need at least a couple of lbs. per square inch of industrial waste and coal dust in my air, thanks! If it doesn’t feel like trying to breath with a dirty tube sock in my mouth, it’s going nowhere near my lungs!

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            That’s the truest thing I have ever heard and that’s why I spray myself with pesticides and other chemicals to keep me safe from all that nature!

          • I simply bathe in lye, uranium and plutonium every morning just to be safe, after my morning cesium, mercury, WD-40 pills,, and a tall glass of trans fats.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            I have not been taking my mercury pills. Need to get back in that. I don’t do the trans fats; instead I just drink the blubber from an endangered species.

          • Eating dead vultures does just as good.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            Yeah but you just can’t beat the taste of a polar bear, a whale, or a panda!

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            Hahahaha. In all seriousness, I read on NPR that the farming of bugs can help solve a lot of problems from world hunger, pollution, over farming, ect. Its getting us westerners to eat it.

          • Super high in protein, low in fat, so yeah. I had silkworms a few months ago, though, and it tasted like eating a shopped up, stale sweat sock.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            You can’t beat that… with a stick.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            Hey Jong Un, I just wanted to give you a heads up: Seth Rogen is being sent to assassinate you. And I wanted to ask why are you making everyone named Jong Un change there names? How can I give the great leader the proper respect?

          • Because me and Seth will go epic battle, ok not so epic since I will literally snap him in half with my pinky, in Pyongyong. Have you not seen my epic adventures yet? Watch all of them, and feel my glory course through you!

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGycPE3XdIc&list=PLuKg-WhduhklQR2uqYCE_aSZgfJLsy4fx

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            Not until this very moment.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            If you need someone to have your back I am always available for a

        • CyberneticOrganism

          I want a coat made of peat, it sounds so ancient

          • Lacertilian

            the only peat I get down with is peat in my soil and peat in my whiskey.

        • NefariousDude

          GL ur after my heart

          ND

        • So you’re from DPRK?

    • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

      bro hugs…

    • Tyree
    • NefariousDude

      I feel you bro

      ND

    • duuude…. hugs from this forgotten land.. 🙁

    • i was dunzos with FB for years. i now use it solely for Toilet friends. it is super cool to meet everyone’s person behind the avatar!

      • And some of us in real life!

      • Gvacamole Jim

        I use it only to keep in touch with my youth group (and youth group related people) and to dick about with my Toilet chums.

    • BLVCKBEVRD, PYRVTE VVMPYRE

      GL, you hit it spot on. When I first joined facebook, you had to have a college email address to sign up (dating both of us, GL). Facebook is just a literal toilet full of drama and girls being mad at me. If people really want to get ahold of me, there are far more reliable methods.

      TL;DR version: Facebook is garbage.

  • Hubert, Goat ov Doom (and Void

    Just sent my thing. Now you can all see me in my non-goat self.

  • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

    Joe this reminds me of the day you made the move. Jumping on FB and seeing all the MS profiles was wild….and fun! We’ve been through soo much together haven’t we? Sorry for the aside. The holidays always make me reflect! (And bitter) lol

    • Wild stuff! We know it can work now so I wanna get everyone involved!

      • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

        Those first few days were wild…very cool! I had been commenting on MS daily for about 3 years…then BOOOM everyone’s mask came off ( except you and Jay..LOL)!

    • VV.

      Hopefully this one will be more inclusive of people who didn’t make the first exodus.

      • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

        cool!

      • Edward #RIPNEGROD

        I created a Facebook account just because you were on there, W.

        • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

          I’m there too.

        • VV.

          I know, boo. You’re my original metal blog hetero lifemate.

          • Edward #RIPNEGROD

            MS to Spotify to the whole damn world.

            That wasn’t true about the Facebook tho lol

          • VV.

            Mama knows, child.

        • It’s literally the only reason I even use Facebook. Although the fb is pretty great for following bands too.

        • i created a FB account just for y’all. i have two non-Toilet friends, i wonder if they’re scared.

    • Stockhausen

      Ahhh…those were the days.

      • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

        yessssss!

    • CONANtheMomsenFuckingKING

      first photographic evidence of riotact

      • TomWarriorsBeanie

        Lacking 80s Slayer shirt, I’m not convinced.

        • CONANtheMomsenFuckingKING

          the search will continue…………………..i am starting a crowdfunding campaign to film a documentary about the search for the true riotact. Blake Judd, Stapp infection, and members of queensryche are already adding their expertise in the risky game of stealing……..er i mean raising money.

          • TomWarriorsBeanie

            I’ll contribute by way of crack pipes and used needles a.k.a. USBM Bux

          • CONANtheMomsenFuckingKING

            welcome to the boards TWB.

          • more beer

            You have to use that money on heroin and meth! Promise a product and not deliver.

          • CONANtheMomsenFuckingKING

            The sad thing is a documentary about riotact would be far more entertaining than many of the albums bands are “crowd funding ” to make. I am surprised a band hasn’t made a song about riotact yet.

          • more beer

            Whats even sadder is the people who shell out their hard earned cash for shit.

          • CONANtheMomsenFuckingKING

            Yea, what the fuck, mortician didn’t crowdfund for their album and i know i would have donated a lot to that. But they are too proud to ask for money. And i respect that even more. Music is at its heart a hobby. It is a great one too, however paying for bands to make albums is the same as me paying for someone to build model airplanes or ships in bottles. If they want to do it they can find another way to get the money. As far as music goes, some of the fat cats in the metal world ( i don’t need to list them, we know who they are) could finance a few bands instead of buying paintings, making self congratulatory movies & buying more cars and bigger mansions.

          • more beer

            To me it`s internet begging plain and simple.I respect the work for what you get in this world ethic. That fucking Creed guy is begging for a half a million bucks for fucks sake! Someone set up a go fund me for my friend who recently had a liver transplant to help with some of his expenses and in all honesty he didn`t really like that because even sick he still has his pride. As far as the fat cats go I think they just get like other rich people. Acting like Scrooge McDuck rolling around in their money driven by greed.

          • CONANtheMomsenFuckingKING

            Thats one of the good things about canada. Something like a big medical operation – your friend would be covered. No charge. I need a heart transplant – free – stub your toe, visit the doctor for free.

            Funny you should mention S mcduck , i was talking about him and surprised he is known across the world. I call my cousin SM because he is so stingy, especially around christmas. The guy wouldn’t give me dollar. No shit. I am lucky if he brings some weed with him and shares. He buys beer, but knows i don’t like it. But he still made the gesture.

        • Lacertilian

          Someone Photoshop that shit quick!

        • omg.. I’m fan of that beanie.. He must bald.. Always carry that!

      • The Satan Ov Hell
    • CONANtheMomsenFuckingKING

      OZZY BORN TODAY IN 1948

      Let’s not forget when OZZY was king.

      • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

        DAMN STRAIGHT!

    • CONANtheMomsenFuckingKING

      man, i dont know what to think of this mashup – another brick in the wall part II & stayin alive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U13xOvDa19U

      • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

        lol!

      • KingPagliacciOvFlushMountain

        It all makes perfect sense (see what I did there?).

  • NefariousDude

    Well here’s one reason to check Facebook I guess.

    • Edward #RIPNEGROD

      OH SHIT

      • Hey! Watch yo language!

        • Edward #RIPNEGROD

          Sorry JB *hangs head in shame*

  • Gvrp

    J-Joe senpai wants us to be homies!

    • BLVCKBEVRD, PYRVTE VVMPYRE

      Erection

  • JWG

    Sorry dudes, it’s nothing personal but I don’t join pages on my Facebook anymore. My News Feed is much easier to follow; I have nearly-synchronous access to comments by family and friends; and I no longer get Spam that’s unnervingly tailored to my I-thought-private Facebook comments of a few hours earlier.

    You are, however, #1 on my Twitter ‘List’ of Metal Blogs with accounts. #2 is AMG. There are no more…

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      • JWG

        Something is (still) loading on ‘this comment [that] has no content’, and it’s totally freaking me out.

        I’m not sure whether I should be eagerly or fearfully anticipating it…

      • M Shadows!

        CHRISTIAN MOLENAAR WHY IS YOUR COMMENT BROKEN???? FIX IT OMG!

    • Hubert, Goat ov Doom (and Void

      This, AMG and Metal-fi are the only metal sites I go to regularly. u guise r teh bestest.

      • VV.

        Thanks, goatman.

      • Edward #RIPNEGROD

        I adore Steel For Brains and No Clean Singing and I am making moves to try and visit them again.

      • same here! also Heavy Blog is Heavy and some venezuelan blogs in my side 🙂

    • VV.

      We still love you, you classy guy.

    • KJM

      Come find me on Twitter @KerrAvon666

  • new people would be like: “STRANGER DANGER, STRANGER DANGER”!!

  • KJM

    I don’t do Facebook but people are welcome to find me on Twitter @KerrAvon666 , maybe leave an end-of-day open thread here for people to gab too?

    • VV.

      OPEN SWIM, Y’ALL!

      • KJM

        Exactly.

    • #Idontliketwitteritissillylikedeathstrailerpants

      • KJM

        It’s the only social media I can deal with. I find it very easy to screen out the crap there.

        • I respect that but I find it very easy to get Headache there.

          • KJM

            Different strokes and all that.

    • Twitter = celebrity drunk dial.

      • This is the best/most accurate comment.

        • And where you can see celebs “leak” nude photos/sex tapes if you catch it within that frame of time before they coincidentally pull them after it goes viral and all the celeb sites/mags have them.

          • Eh, not really my thang. When I was active on Twitter I mostly just got drunk and yelled at Alex Jones.

          • KJM

            This is a worthy endeavor.

    • BLVCKBEVRD, PYRVTE VVMPYRE

      Do you sell Avon products, KJ? Or own a Kerr Drugs?! #burned

      • KJM

        It’s a character on a British sci-fi show called ‘Blake’s 7″

        • BLVCKBEVRD OV THE 3RD KINDBUD

          I’ve never seen that show, obviously. Is it campy or high sci-fi?

          • KJM

            It has low budget production values, but the stories are top notch right from the beginning. If you like ‘Firefly’ you’ll like Blake’s 7(rag tag crew of misfits who can barely stand each other flying around foiling the evil plans of The Federation, sound familiar?). It ran from 1978-81 and the entire run of the show is on YouTube.

  • CyberneticOrganism

    *talks shit*

  • RustyShackleford

    BUT NOW EVERYONE WILL KNOW MY TRUE IDENTITY!!!!

  • Tom Waits For Nordling Rites

    It is possible that I may have now done this.

  • VV.

    Perhaps we should still make a rule of no real names here.

  • CT-12

    I don’t like people to know too many of my personal details when I don’t know them well enough, so I think I’m gonna have to pass on joining the group; glad to know it at least exists so I can facebook stalk and rummage through everybody’s profiles!

    • I don’t think you can see member info if you haven’t joined. Foiled CT!

    • KJM

      Just like everybody else, you’re welcome to find me on Twitter if that’s your thing.

      • CT-12

        I don’t use Twitter, but I may check it out

        • KJM

          I post music and dumbass opinions about stuff, also conversations with various pro wrestlers, musicians, and Conan.

  • BLVCKBEVRD, PYRVTE VVMPYRE

    Since I’m going to consider this thread open: this is completely OT but i just saw it and its lulzy to me
    http://media.giphy.com/media/ClY1UbZqFpOwM/giphy.gif

    • “10-4, we got an Amber alert on our hands. The perp is on a motorcycle…..”

    • Gvrp

      Chuunibyo?

      • BLVCKBEVRD, PYRVTE VVMPYRE

        I’m not even sure, I’m not current on my anime besides knowing that Monster is the best anime/manga ever made/written.

        • Gvrp

          *AKIRA
          >:(

          • BLVCKBEVRD OV THE 3RD KINDBUD

            I honestly have very little conviction behind my original standpoint.

          • Gvrp

            I actually haven’t heard of Monster before, but I googled it and apparently it won a ton of awards. So I guess I’m going to have to watch/read it at some point.

          • I thought he was talking about the (excellent) Charlize Theron movie for a sec.

          • BLVCKBEVRD OV THE 3RD KINDBUD

            Honestly, I’ve never watched an anime/manga that topped it. The manga series is proudly displayed beside classical works of literature in our library.

          • KJM

            Akira, Space Battleship Yamato(AKA Star Blazers), Getter Robo G(Starvengers), and Gaiking.

        • Paprika, baby, Paprika! That, Soul Eater and Robot Carnival.

          http://stuffpoint.com/soul-eater/image/101969-soul-eater-death-the-kid.gif

  • J.R.

    I’m so sorry Toilet. I don’t into Facebook.
    I will make the lady Like you though. She will be my Toilet oracle.

  • Cockypock Aioli

    Thumbs up to Joe and all you fucks and yer metal and whatnot. I’m a fan.

  • TomWarriorsBeanie

    Being drunk as hell and watching Always Sunny makes me proud to be an American. That and I’m still listening to that new Usnea stuff.

  • JohnnyTrickleDownCrunchyTacoRi

    Need to get @dario_argento:disqus in on this action

  • FeelTheDarkness

    I sent a request to join.

  • Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo

    Cool now I can send Candy Crush requests to all of you!!!1!!