It’s a Work-In-Progress!

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Hi Friends. Welcome, and thanks for joining me today.

Toilet Ov Hell is a brand new baby blog and like any baby, it’s got a lot of growing up to do, mister. Here’s what you can expect over the next couple of days:

A. The Forum Ov Flush

For now, no registration is required. Feel free to get in there and talk some shit. I will be working hard over the next day or two to make some major upgrades to the system, including tons of features for registered forum members.

B. Mobile Commenting

I dun broke the mobile site. Right now, you can’t access comments from your mobile. Fixing this is a top priority.

C. New Posts

We’ve got a ton of great writers who can’t wait to post their stuff. Everyone will get an introduction to our system and we will soon post regular content. It’s gonna rule. In the meantime, posts will be a little sporadic.

Growth! Progress! Improvement!

  • lol what a dumbass

  • You ARE Bob the Builder.

    • Tim

      flush

    • Mithrandir

      Bob the Flusher

  • If you see a site problem, please let me know here.

    • Tim

      I see it. It’s right here. It’s a “Joe”

  • Anathema

    It happens

  • Stockhausen

    Joe for president 2016!

    • Bojangles

      Stockhausen became flexible just so he could smell his own ass.

      #StockhausenFacts

      • CyberneticOrganism

        Mr. Bojangles comments about smelling asses.

        #BojanglesFacts

  • Bozlinger

    It begins!

  • Pagliacci is Kvlt

    Joe doesn’t play in a metal band, yet builds a metal website for the world to enjoy.

    #JoeFacts

    • Deputy Dipshit

      Joe appreciates his metal community and bestowed upon them the privilege to embed.
      #ThrashFax

      • Pagliacci is Kvlt

        “I’ll get you, my Deputy, and your little dog too!”

        • Deputy Dipshit

          Rumor has it, the Deputy ate Toto on the set of Wizard of Oz and a mechanical dog was used for the rest of the film.
          #DepFax

      • Bojangles

        Joe knows how to spell things.

        #ThrashFax

        • Deputy Dipshit

          Grammar and spelling, along with a keen sense of what the people want, are just a few things that make our fearless leader superior to “Beavis and Butthead” from M$.
          #ThrashFax

    • TrickleDownTacoRiff

      Joe doesn’t bite the hand that feeds him…

      #ThrashFacts

  • Max

    Horns/10, would comment, would embed something, would probably get flushed at some point.

    1) Dune is a rad book.
    2) Sanjiv should re-join Carcass.
    3) Something about the scourge of brick-wall limiting on modern CDs.
    4) Triggers on drums are okay except when you can tell they’re triggered.
    5) Angel Rat by Voivod is an underrated album.

    That pretty much sums up what my contributions will be for the rest of the time Toilet Ov Hell exists. Hope it’s flush-able.

    • KJM

      I always make it through the first 5 books, then give up from exhaustion halfway through ‘Chapterhouse’.

      • Max

        Stay away from the prequels written by Frank Herbert’s son. They’re like the Phantom Menace of the Duniverse.

        • KJM

          So I’ve heard.

  • Bojangles

    I tried using wrapping paper for a condom. Didn’t work out too well.

    • Pagliacci is Kvlt

      When a gift is that small, it should just be a stocking stuffer.

  • CyberneticOrganism
  • Guest

    finally, a new home for flushing

  • LAMENTATIONS OF THE WOMEN

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    • LAMENTATIONS OF THE WOMEN

      embedding not working whaaaahhhhhh

      • It works. I sees it.

        • LAMENTATIONS OF THE WOMEN

          maybe the “poster” cannot see them? I still can’t
          oh well, as long as you say it’ working, that’s good enough for me

          • Pagliacci is Kvlt

            Sometimes it take a reflush, errrr….refresh before you see it.

      • Max

        The Marquis de Sade’s bathroom.

    • Further Down the Metal Hole

      Impressively metal toilet paper. Save this for removing shitstains like Emmure etc.

  • Ayreonaut

    I’m on mobile and everything seems to be working fine for me

  • ***FLUSHES THIS POSER WEBSITE DOWN THE TOILET***

    • The Devil

      It DOES have a forum though.

      • The Devil

        Not to mention embedding…

        • Pagliacci is Kvlt

          Indeed.

          • LAMENTATIONS OF THE WOMEN

            Look at that nice clean bowl. Because of the all the outright shit MS talks about, we had this problem constantly ——>

    • Bojangles

      You’re just jealous we can embed

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

      You fuck.

      • Bojangles

        Fuck shit.

        • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

          Fuck Fuck of Fuck Mount. Fuck

          • Bojangles

            Balls of Fuck shit

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Perkele vittu.

          • KJM

            motherfuck motherfuck noige noige noige

        • Deputy Dipshit

          Shit of Fuck.

          • Bozlinger

            dick fuck, fuck cunter

          • Deputy Dipshit

            CUCK FUNTER! FICK DUCK!

          • Deputy Dipshit

            BUCK FUTTER!

    • Deputy Dipshit

      It’s okay Vince, you can come hangout in the Seventh Toilet Circle ov Hell! m/

    • Bozlinger

      look at this cunt

    • That’s what happens when embedding is disabled

    • We have been flushed : (

      • Deputy Dipshit

        That’s how you know you’ve made it! m/

    • SHITSONTITS

      Fuck a duck.

    • Pagliacci is Kvlt

      Ben Umadanovbro?

      • LAMENTATIONS OF THE WOMEN

        he thinks it’s spelled Udamanbro

    • Steve Smithwick

      I can’t even lie, that’s fantastic and highly well done. Credit and a +1 for you.

      • Pagliacci is Kvlt

        Plus it’s more fun when we have a villain to mock.

    • Deputy Dipshit
    • TrickleDownTacoRiff

      Yeeeeeha!

    • LAMENTATIONS OF THE WOMEN

      with love, ToiletOvHell

    • geddy

      TORA! TORA! TORA!

      • Deputy Dipshit

        *Standing Ovation*

      • LOL
        *cries*

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Very nice, Vince. We had it coming.

      *flushes again*

    • Between The Buried & Smee

      Instead of up-voting and down-voting, Disqus needs “flush” and “plunge” buttons.

    • What an asshole you are sir. I hope you get your ass kicked someday soon because you are on borrowed time. OOOOOHHHH!!!!! TESTIKLEEES.

  • Bozlinger

    Hey, Vince, we got this

  • Bozlinger
  • LAMENTATIONS OF THE WOMEN

    Congrats Pagliacci is Kvlt

  • KJM

    We’ll be stylin’ and profilin’ on our very own Space Mountain! WHOO!!

  • Bozlinger

    ..

  • God

    yes…I like it here…I think ill come back.

    • Jointsalot

      I approve

  • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

    My cats breath smells like cat food.

    • Max

      Works on contingency? No! Money Down!

  • Kevin Nash’s Jackknife

    Ric Flair is amazing, but he isn’t at my level of World Champion Quad Tearer.