IN THIS MOMENT’s CHRIS HOWORTH: Haters Gonna Hate

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This week on the internet, one of Maria Brink’s Nameless Ghouls, AKA Chris Howorth, said something. Because he said something, this was reported as news. What did he say, you may ask?

“Reading the comments and rhetoric on news sites and even our own social media pages, I can’t believe some of the things people say.”

I have no idea what this is in response to, as Blabbermouth doesn’t bother to tell us why we should care about what Chris is saying, but I’m going to go ahead and guess it has something to do with the fact that In This Moment is extremely famous and when a band become famous, there are an equal amount of people who love and hate them. Or maybe it’s because Sirius XM released this video of Maria Brink “singing” a NIN cover and coming across like a drunk hobo with a head cold.

I could go on about how this band. They started back in 2005, and were discovered by Ozzy’s bassist through MySpace. At the time, their sound was new and they were different. They did a bunch of DIY touring, and eventually went on to release Beautiful Tragedy. As the years (and bass players) went by, the creativity meandered toward something akin to a Lady Gaga/Marilyn Manson tribute. Maria isn’t afraid to bare it all, but don’t let her sexiness fool you; she’s really against misogyny, you guys. There’s no way she’d ever lend their name to something as low as the Hottest Chicks in Hard Rock tour or some shit like that. Besides, the only people complaining are the haters, says Chris:

“…there was no pressure or guidelines from anyone other than ourselves.”

Well, at the very least I’m gladHCIHRTOUR that Chris and the rest of the Nameless Ghouls in Maria Brink’s Artpop Tour aren’t letting the man tell them what to do. It was their decision for Maria to pose nude, hire backup dancers, smear grease paint on the faces of her fellow band-mates, and play acoustic versions of their nu metal songs on national television. We can’t blame any of this on the labels, because this is what they want. This is their decision, their image. With all of that in mind, Chris should expect to get a whole lot more backlash, because while their recent foray into the world of pop is probably getting played endlessly on the radio, I would rather remove my eyeballs and hang them from my tailpipe as a pair of tiny truck balls than ever pay for any of their music ever again.

Sorry, Chris.

Have fun touring with Twelve Foot Ninja.

  • IronLawnmower

    Why is a band memeber saying some shit newsworthy now? Also why are female fronted “metal” bands suddenly a thing that really only exist for the singer to strut her stuff and get money.

    • Edward #negrod4eva

      Windhand is a female fronted doom band. I have seen them live, they’re great live and don’t use a “sex sells” approach to their music.

    • I can only think of In This Moment and Butcher Babies as bands that fit that description. Both are nü-metal grade garbage.

      • IronLawnmower

        I know of a few 80s bands who singers are now middle aged and still trying to be vulpous sex kittens.

      • Æ (Justin Nowlin)

        I’ve seen the butcher babies live three times and I have gotta say that they are very fun to watch live.

        • GL

          cuz bewbs

          -JJM

          • Æ (Justin Nowlin)

            I’ve only seen them that many times because of festivals. There’s a lot of body movements when they bang their heads.

          • Further Down the Metal Hole

            booby movements

    • Gvrp

      This isn’t the news, this is a blog.

  • Edward #negrod4eva

    As far as I am aware, I have never listened to one of In This Moment’s songs. I’m cool with that.

    • Xan

      Same, bruuuuh.

    • Stockhausen

      In addition to this, I have never heard an Emmure song. I’m so psyched about these bands I haven’t heard.

      • Æ (Justin Nowlin)

        I’m jealous of you for that. Emmure’s garbage music still haunts me

      • Edward #negrod4eva

        I’ve heard a few Emmure songs in my time on this grotesque planet.

      • Xan

        I’ve had the pleasure of never listening to Emmure, In This Moment, Korn, Slipknot, Limp Bizcut (or however the fuck you spell it), and a collection of other terrible bands.

        • GL

          You guys should keep telling us all how trve you really are!

          GL

          • Edward #negrod4eva

            I’m pretty kvlt, GL.

            ND

          • Xan

            The only CDs I own are George Lynch CDs. I’ve painted my ceiling with your face so I feel you watching me as I sleep. Lynch is love. Lynch is life.

          • CT-12

            You truly are, a Dream Warrior

          • KJM

            I saw the ‘Tooth & Nail’ tour. I’m more trve than yoo!! ^_^

        • Edward #negrod4eva

          I have listened to a fair amount of Slipknot, Korn, and of course I have heard the Limp Bizkit radio singles.

          • NefariousDude

            I like them #whenimdrunk

          • KJM

            I like the first Korn disc and I’ve seen them twice. I’ve sat through Slipknot 3 times at various Ozzfests and endured Limp Bizkit twice for the same reasons.

          • Edward #negrod4eva

            I think we talked about you seeing Slipknot on here recently. You were not that impressed.

          • Æ (Justin Nowlin)

            I’ve always been a pretty big fan of Nu-metal for some reason. Slipknot and the Deftones are two of my absolute favorite bands, and I always really liked Korn’s older stuff. In spite of loving Nu-metal I never liked Limp Bizkit though.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            I love the nu metal bands like Dope, Mushoomhead, Static X, HED PE and bands like Motograter and Union Underground.

          • BLVKKBEVRD THE EPONYMOVS

            That was me, I believe, Ed.

          • Edward #negrod4eva

            It may have been both of you!

          • KJM

            No I wasn’t. They were just kind “there” for me.

          • CT-12

            You poor, poor man

        • I guess I’m a few years older than you so I’m not sure how it’s even possible to have never heard a Korn or Limp Bizkit tune. Shit was ubiquitous back in the day.

          • EsusMoose

            I’d say it’s near impossible if you have a RAWK station, slipknot is twice daily, korn is at worst daily, in this moment is every other probably, limpy biscuit is somewhat often. Granted this was from like 3-4 years ago. Emmure thankfully would never hit air waves

          • BLVKKBEVRD THE EPONYMOVS

            Radio stations in NC (besides the college stations, which only have metal nights 1 night per week, usually) dont even play anything that “heavy.” 90s rock is still the mainstay on NC radio (which is why they should all be thrown in a shallow grave)

          • EsusMoose

            You’re lucky, the only main rock station in the twin cities loves popular old stuff, popular glam, thrash, nu metal, pantera(nothing else from the groove scene), the radio friendly metalcore groups, and modern hard rock which sounds like any other hard rock.

          • Edward #negrod4eva

            BB what are your thoughts on Nirvana?

            I am still a fan. Many here hate them unrelentingly.

          • Decent, but overrated as fuck.

          • BLVKKBEVRD THE EPONYMOVS

            If you hunt, you will find a post where I proclaim that I cannot be *frands with a Nirvana fan.

          • Edward #negrod4eva

            =(

          • CT-12

            I mainly just hate the fuck out of Kurt Cobain, band’s good though. For years though, it got personal for me when people talked about Nirvana, I fucking DESPISED them, mainly for the sake of it being the only talking point about Washington state anybody had for a while.

          • Edward #negrod4eva

            “Smells Like Teen Spirit” was inescapable in public for legitimately years of my life. I consider it one of the greatest pop songs ever written, but I totally get how that would be terribly annoying. Lol.

          • It’s NC, what do you expect from us?

          • BLVKKBEVRD THE EPONYMOVS

            If we didn’t have such a plethora of great metal bands I would be inclined to give it up.

          • Also wonderful beer

          • BLVKKBEVRD THE EPONYMOVS

            Majestic landscapes.

          • Other states don’t even Blue Ridge Mountains

          • BLVKKBEVRD THE EPONYMOVS

            We got oceans, plains, and the oldest mountains in the world. As well as some of the fastest growing cities in the country, some of the best colleges in the country, and some of the most historic sites in the country. What does your state have? A man-made skyscraper? Scurbs.

          • GL

            I don’t see you in the collage. What gives?

            GL

          • Your state doesn’t have Asheville, you lose

          • BLVKKBEVRD THE EPONYMOVS

            AV represent. Charlotte represent. Raleigh represent. Boone represent.

            828/919!

          • 704 in the house

          • GL

            STEEL.

            GL

          • Æ (Justin Nowlin)

            I still go back and listen to old Korn. The new stuff is incredibly bland though.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            I love nu metal but I cannot stand Korn. They just annoy me too much.

          • Æ (Justin Nowlin)

            I just love how much attitude their old music had!

          • Howard Dean

            Seriously. I call bullshit on any adult (17-18+) who listens to rock/metal that says they’ve never heard Korn, Slipknot, or Limp Bizkit. Maybe they weren’t aware that what they were hearing was one of those bands. But they’ve heard it.

          • GL

            That was basically my point. Also, BYAH!

            GL

          • nbm02ss

            I can see it being possible, especially in this day and age with USB/Aux ports on head units and even being built into cars. I can’t remember the last time I even programmed a radio station in my car because my DAC has a 64gig micro SD card.

          • Xan

            That, and I also didn’t get into metal until about five years ago. I listened to mostly ambient shit until I was in high school.

        • Lacertilian

          It’s spelled Limp Dickzit & Shitsnot.

    • You are spared from my steel today

      • GL

        RT!

        GL

    • KJM

      Me neither.

    • GO CHECK OUT MY WHIFF OF THE YEAR <3

      • GL

        JJM!

        GL

  • Hubert, Goat ov Doom and Void

    I don’t care for Arch Enemy, but I have a bunch of respect for Alissa White-Gluz for this: http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/arch_enemy_singer_its_absurd_to_call_a_category_of_music_female_fronted_metal.html

    All in all, we are all ugly in the void. We should go with Tyree’s plan and cut our skin of.

    • Edward #negrod4eva

      … or just shoot up that face melting Krokidil shit, until we don’t have faces.

      • KJM

        “but the biggest kick I ever got
        was shooting up some Krokodil rock..”

        • BLVKKBEVRD, VYLE WYZVRD

          @disqus_VdRaJdjIv2:disqus first single

          • KJM

            Taking a classic Elton John track and turning it into a drug fueled nightmare.

    • Xan

      As Hannibal Lector once said, “Why don’t you try peeling off your face?”

      • It seemed like a good idea at the time.

      • GL

        This may sound really weird, but I wonder how hard it is to peel human skin? The only reason I ask is because I am always surprised how easy animal skin is to pull off. I.e deer, squirrel, rabbit, raccoon, etc.

        GL

        • BLVKKBEVRD, VYLE WYZVRD

          Skinning a human is much the same process. More akin to cattle or other large animals than the smaller.

    • Stockhausen

      Alright, on 3, everyone cut your skin off. You guys are doing it, right? Ok, 1…2…you guys are definitely doing it? Because I am. Alright, 1…2…

    • i have a bunch of respect for AWG because The Agonist was #trill #rocket and because she’s #veryattractive

    • nbm02ss

      I’m still boggled how they got Loomis. Must be the increased $$$.

  • GL

    That is a bad video. I feel bad for having watched a portion of it. It was gross.

    GL

  • KJM

    Occultation: a band with female members that lets the music speak for itself. Here’s their show at Saint Vitus this past weekend, short but sweet. Wish I could’ve been there.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zk97lwShOk

    • BLVKKBEVRD, VYLE WYZVRD

      very dope release this year.

      • KJM

        Loved it.

        • BLVKKBEVRD, VYLE WYZVRD

          i honestly need to give it another spin or two. been catching up on BM releases first.

    • CT-12

      If you haven’t, check out Mortals. Just saw them Thursday with Pallbearer (don’t be fooled though, they aren’t doom), great black/death metal. Also, the drummer may be one of the most stoked drummers I’ve ever seen play live, and I’ve seen Brant Bjork live! Also, this Occultation is bomb

  • Gvrp

    Sex sells, and you’re buying!

    • IronLawnmower

      SEX SELLS BUT WHOSE BUYING!?

      • Gvrp

        YOU ARE. JERK.

      • Edward #negrod4eva
        • Howard Dean

          Ill Bill and Necro OSDM assault!

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RiiyNfDE_M

          • Edward #negrod4eva

            HD allow me to counter with this undisputed classic.

            (I have already posted Ill Bill’s Unauthorized Biography of Slayer on the Toilet Ov Void many times).

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bjgcku27xIk

          • Howard Dean

            What a great (and terribly sad) song. I remember seeing the video for it, too. [shudder] Isn’t that guy in the video on that cover Necro’s uncle? And isn’t he dead now?

          • Edward #negrod4eva

            HD yeah, Ill Bill rapped about Uncle Howie on many of his records. On his collab with DJ Muggs I believe the last song was about how Uncle Howie finally bit the bullet from drug abuse. On Hour of Reprisal there was a great song about him, but that came before and dude was still alive.

          • Howard Dean

            All of this hip hop talk reminded me: I know you are a big hip hop and rap fan, so I wanted to get some recommendations from you if possible. I’m looking to buy some chopped & screwed albums (CDs), and was wondering what you would recommend? I love the super slowed down, distorted sound. I like it when the vocals are all syrupy (it’s fine if they are partially or completely unintelligble). And I like the trippy bass lines. You don’t need to list dozens of albums, I’m just looking for 3-5 great ones to get me started. Also: no hurry on this.

          • Edward #negrod4eva

            HD I would be happy to recommend all sorts of hip hop to you, but the Chopped and Screwed movement is one that lies beyond my area of expertise, as I have listened to very few Chopped and Screwed albums. I did hear it done to an Eminem album which I enjoyed, once. I’m guessing (total guess here) that DJ Screw would be a good place to start because I think (guess) that he started that movement. Also, correct me if I am mistaken, but I believe he died from lean.

          • Howard Dean

            Indeed, he did die from that Purple Drank. 2legit.

            I know he was the beginning of the movement, and that he chopped and screwed tons of classic albums. I think I’m just trying to find a more knowledgeable resource who can recommend a couple of the classics/the best albums (preferably that I can buy on CD) as a starting point. I’m sort of being lazy and want someone who is well-versed (and who has already done the legwork) to recommend a couple of the “keystone” and best chopped&screwed albums for me.

          • Big Moe. Chamillionaire. Paul Wall. Anything Dj Screw re-mixed. That stuff came out of Houston, so some of you Texas boys ought to know a bit about it.

            It’s basically reverse Alvin & the Chipmunks. It’s just slowed down to simulate Robitussin and codeine highs.

          • Howard Dean

            Thanks!

          • Kid Sister’s pretty good. A little more clubby, but still pretty good.

          • All Screwed Up Vol 2 is the best recommendation I got for you.
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAd0btarXo0

          • Howard Dean

            Awesome, thanks!

          • BLVKKBEVRD, VYLE WYZVRD

            inb4 @metaphysicalanus:disqus makes joke about @disqus_VdRaJdjIv2:disqus or myself

          • GL

            Man, the official video for the song is terribly sad. It makes me feel awful that people can suffer that way…

            GL

          • Edward #negrod4eva

            I’m not sure I have seen the ‘real’ video.

            ND

          • GL
          • Edward #negrod4eva

            I will watch this after work today.

            ND

          • VVorld Peace

            I honestly didn’t know those dudes were in a metal band before rapping. Makes a lot of sense now.

          • Edward #negrod4eva

            Those dudes love metal. I’m not too sure about their tastes though (pretty mainstream and older stuff I think).

  • Æ (Justin Nowlin)

    Has anybody listened to Marilyn Manson’s new song “Deep Six”? I want to know if I’m the only one who enjoyed it.

    • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

      I enjoyed it but not as much as Third Day Of A Seven Day Binge. It was still good though.

      • Æ (Justin Nowlin)

        I’m actually fairly excited for his new release. I think I’ll be buying a copy.

  • More Derketa, less In This Moment

  • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

    Wouldn’t being 12 feet tall defeat the purpose of being a ninja, you know, the sneaking around and shit? Unless they’re pulling some Voltron on a fool of course.

    • Howard Dean

      I don’t know, man. The BFG was sneaky as fuck.

    • Mother Shabubu III

      Maybe Twelve Foot Ninja is a euphemism for stealthy black cock?

  • KJM

    Ah well, looks like Maria is still being a naughty, dirty little piggy. You know that’s a paddlin’.

  • Howard Dean
  • BLVKKBEVRD, VYLE WYZVRD

    I wish somebody would throw this moistened bint in a shoddily dug shallow grave. The WoTW yesterday proved it, FFBs love proves it, and my rifle aimed very ted nugently proves it.

    • Edward #negrod4eva

      I checked out The Atlas Moth last night. Pretty solid… post-metal?

      (I played it in my car)

      • BLVKKBEVRD, VYLE WYZVRD

        Good job, Ed. I will restore one or two of your trillpoints. I think post- is ok to give them. But stoner has been a label always applied to them too.

        • Edward #negrod4eva

          Really? Remember I was in my car and did not have the benefit of my home stereo, but I didn’t get a stoner vibe from the album at all.

          I will take all the street cred, trill points, and kvltness I can get.

          • BLVKKBEVRD, VYLE WYZVRD

            Please remember, these are trillpoints/kvltpoints that were deducted from you for not having listened to the album in the first place.

            Also, you’ll have to see all the talk we’ve had about their T-shirt designs, listen to their previous album An Ache for the Distance (more stonery/still dope), or just look at these lyrics from track#5 “Sacred Vine”

            Mother Ayahuasca,
            will you suffer my pain?
            Send me in thirds
            to dance alone in the rain
            Will she save me from my own demise?
            I seem to have shed my skin

          • Edward #negrod4eva

            “Mother Ayahuasca”…

            is that weed?

            As far as the #trillpoints, if they were already deducted I need them even more.

          • BLVKKBEVRD, VYLE WYZVRD

            Ayahuasca (usually pronounced /ˌaɪjəˈwæskə/ or /ˌaɪjəˈwɑːskə/), also commonly called yagé (/jɑːˈheɪ/), is a psychedelic brew made out of Banisteriopsis caapi vine alone or in combination with various plants. It is either mixed with the leaves of dimethyltryptamine (DMT)-containing species of shrubs from the genus Psychotria or with the leaves of the Justicia pectoralis plant which does not contain DMT.

          • KJM

            20 years ago I would’ve tried that, don’t think I would now.

          • BLVKKBEVRD THE EPONYMOVS

            I might still would. Ive heard tell that it can cure you of any addiction.

          • I’ve also heard it’ll make you puke for hours and hours at a time. Sounds a bit too intense 4 me.

          • GL

            I would rather get high on weedle dees! Right?!

            GL

          • BLVKKBEVRD THE EPONYMOVS

            Much rather. #Still”Sober” #INEEDTOSMOKEBADLYBEFOREIKILLPEOPLE

          • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

            The one time I ever really tripped was by accident and I wound up in hospital. 0/10, least pleasant experience ever, would not repeat.

          • Lacertilian

            That sucks man.
            You never want to do it by accident, it’s not that type of game.
            Need the right surroundings (familiar/quiet) and the right people (chilled & friends).

          • KJM

            I’ve already quit cigarettes so fortunately I don’t need any help there.

          • I’m thinking of a date to start quitting. I quit for 11 1/2 years on my own, and started up once I started slowly getting away from the extreme drinking I did for about 3 years.

          • Edward #negrod4eva

            I quit smoking cigs three plus years ago, but have had a roller coaster of being totally nicotine free, smoking cigars, chewing snus, and I even snorted snuff tobacco (fun). I am presently chewing snus. I could tell you how to get off cigs though, worked for me twice for a period of time.

          • BLVKKBEVRD THE EPONYMOVS

            Even with my recent (5+) years of increased physical fitness, its still one ive managed to not kick.

          • KJM

            I’ve known people who kicked cocaine, heroin, alcohol, pills, etc and have stayed clean to this day that still can’t quit cigarettes.

          • GL

            Everyone has to have a vice. Myself included.

            Just my opinion 🙂

            GL

          • KJM

            Yep, just have to make sure you don’t hurt yourself or others while enjoying it I guess.

          • BLVKKBEVRD THE EPONYMOVS

            i’ve quit doing all forms of speed (prescription and non) but we still have our opiate/benzo nights, and I still drink and smoke (both). I reckon I haven’t actually done much.

          • Edward #negrod4eva

            Prescription speed is fun. So is non-prescription speed. Lol.

          • prescription speed = Vitamin A? yes fun indeed

          • Edward #negrod4eva

            More like Ritalin and Adderal. I’m talking about a long time ago here JJM.

          • oh i’m pickin’ up what you’re puttin’ down, EM/ND
            Vitamin A = Adderal where i come from

          • Edward #negrod4eva

            Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol

          • Lacertilian
          • KJM

            I was never one for speedy highs. It doesn’t help that I have the metabolism of a zombie. I once took a caffeine pill and washed it down with a Monster Drink, ended up falling asleep about 2 hours later.

          • Edward #negrod4eva

            I was a pretty big fan of speed and hallucinagens, as well as booze and weed and a ton of other stuff. Lol.

          • KJM

            Benzos put me right to sleep, and I usually only get to party like Blake Judd when I have legit injuries.

          • Krokodil?

          • Edward #negrod4eva

            I don’t get you fit smokers, at all.

          • KJM

            I wasn’t exactly fit but when I was a pack-a-day smoker I could easily do 10-20 mile bike rides with my friends. Even with 20 less lbs and no smoking for 17 years, I don’t think I can do that now.

          • GL

            “I even snorted snuff tobacco” YIKES!

            In middle school I saw a kid in my class scrape off the glue to a book binding, grind it up, and snort it. Brutal.

            GL

          • Edward #negrod4eva

            Brutal and stupid it seems. Kids in middle school are pretty lolzy though.

          • Damn, I haven’t known anyone who’s chewed snus since military school back in ’95. Never used it myself. Not exactly wanting to look Shane Macgowan (The Pogues) after a few years of it:

            http://i0.wp.com/www.thewellnessjourneyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/A1A7DCAA4284A024362F7C5D34554E.jpg

          • Edward #negrod4eva

            Holy fuck that dude’s grill is from chewing snus?

          • Not quite. More like a few decades of living the hard life.

          • KJM

            To say the least. I thought Shane finally got them fixed.

          • Partly from just self neglect, but who knows? That motherfucker’s done damn near everything under the sun, and has drank enough booze through the decades to kill an army.

          • KJM

            I’m not really a drinker so I imagine that helped in my case.

          • Definite. Caffeine and alcohol make it waaaaaaay more difficult to quit. Orange juice cleaned it out of my system within a day and a half last time I quit though.

          • Lacertilian

            Any decent Psychedelic can be used to cure addiction.
            Although it takes the right dosage, atmopshere/surroundings and people.

          • BLVKKBEVRD THE EPONYMOVS

            I’m really not convinced about this Lassy. So i’ll just *shrug*

          • Lacertilian

            Fair enough, not everything works for everyone. One thing I can say though is, had they not banned them in the 1960’s, the ways in which they can be applied in medicine/psychology would be elucidated and we’d be at least 30 years ahead of where we are now with http://www.maps.org/ etc.

          • Edward #negrod4eva

            DMT = dead man’s trip? I have heard wild stories about smoking that shit. I did not try it. I probably would have prior to this whole sobriety thing. Lol.

          • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

            There’s a pretty interesting documentary on DMT called The Spirit Molecule, its a smidgeon too aimed at the already convinced but still worth a watch.

          • Edward #negrod4eva

            Is it on Netflix?

          • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

            I’m not familiar with Netflix but it is on Youtube.

      • HessianHunter

        It’s somewhere in the doom/post world. I think of them as a very layered and pretty doom band, especially because of their previous album An Ache For The Distance

        • Edward #negrod4eva

          I will make it a point to listen to them / The Old Believer on my nice home stereo for maximum clarity.

          • HessianHunter

            The Old Believer has cool stuff on it, but in my opinion An Ache For The Distance is one of the best slow metal records released in the past 5 years. I adore that record. I personally would advise giving that a spin as well/instead.

          • Edward #negrod4eva

            I’ll put it ahead of The Old Believer, nbd.

  • I don’t like In This Moment and I don’t like Arch Enemy. It’s not because they’re female fronted, it’s because the music sucks, period.

    • Howard Dean
      • Lacertilian

        I recognise her, what’s this from HD?

        • Howard Dean

          That’s Tina Fey. I’m not sure what that is from. I literally google searched “period gifs.” This was the least disgusting result.

          • Lacertilian

            Ahh, of course. SNL isn’t broadcast here so I miss out on stuff like that.

  • Glock Jim

    That NIN cover was fucking horrendous. I have a huge hate-on for this band. Also, I like Twelve Foot Ninja. *braces*

    • Gluteus_Maximus_Rage

      UM, YEAH, TFN ARE SICK.
      #STRAYA

  • OldMetalHead

    In This Moment have been moving in a pop direction since at least the third album, so I’m not surprised they are now pouring on the pop marketing techniques to sell their latest shit. Funny how they’re not calling it “Hottest Chicks in Metal”. I guess Cristina Scabbia doesn’t rate?

    • BLVKKBEVRD THE EPONYMOVS

      I give her a 0% chance of potential abduction (this is a bad thing)

    • Most likely because she doesn’t have to be a human blowup doll to sell records, and has talent.

  • I have this strong suspicion that none of the band members have even got to see her jugs or floppy ninja foot coochie, much less give her a good old fashioned DVDA.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jElfEoTZSzg

  • Oscar Aguiar

    Hi everybody, I’m new here… Fuck metalsucks

    🙂

    • What’s up brah!

      • Lacertilian

        Feelin’ better Papa Joe?
        We missed your input on the Thrashnkill Of The Week.

        • Way better! Got some steroids from the doctor man and now I’m going to karate chop this metal game in half.

    • Edward #negrod4eva

      Let me be the second to welcome you, friend.

    • BLVKKBEVRD THE EPONYMOVS

      Welcome to the toilet. Dont be bothered if i promise to abduct you.

    • I figured that much out after 20 minutes of Metal Sucks. From what I noticed, damn near everyone must have left in droves, since hardly anyone seemed to be one there, and those that were were basically telling Axl RapesATerd to blow it out his ass.

      • Æ (Justin Nowlin)

        Hardly anybody comments on their posts anymore. They try way too hard on their articles. I like how this site is very community based.

        • Yep! And chaos reigns here without being asinine, and the jams are plenty and great. TOH is like the Craig Ferguson of metal sites!

          • CF >>>>>>>

          • Last show of his is Friday. RIP, Geoff (again)! After Friday, late night is dead to me outside of the occasional Last Call With Carson Daley.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-qyByBFvgo

            If you ever get a chance, read ‘American On Purpose’. Hilarious as hell, but damn if it didn’t get into some great, raw moments of his life.

          • JWG

            I’m inclined to agree, indirectly, that late night talk TV is at a(nother) low point. I’d add that it probably won’t dig itself out of for at least a few years.

            In fact I predict a decade-long low point if Colbert doesn’t really shake things up (I hope he takes equal cues from Letterman and Ferguson, but not to the point of mimicry). But that’s not starting up until at least May, so there’s a while yet before we’ll see.

            Side note: Letterman’s last week ought to be worth watching if only for the significance of the last of the “Old Guard” moving on (though all of the “new guard” have failed to live up to his early brilliance).

          • Never liked Letterman, actually. To me, it seems like everyone laughs at practically anything he says, and it’s too dry for me. I’m one of the few who liked Leno alot more than Letterman. Kimmel is funny here and there, but rarely, and Jimmy Fallon is about as funny as a brain tumor. Fallon is also a celebrity brown noser who falls on the Adam Sandler shtick of ‘Oh, shit, this joke isn’t funny, but look, here’s a celebrity! Everyone laugh’.

            I guess late nights are going to be spent on the Toilet, watching Mad Men, scratching my ass and looking at Crystal Clear (the porn star) videos after 10 o’clock!

      • i really don’t hate FFB, in fact i still go there for hilarious news about people like Scott Stahp and junk. but definitely fvck the comments section nowadays. this is way more fun

    • hi Oscar! i’m James Jimmy McNulty. good to meet you!

    • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

      Hi Oscar..please call me TDTR welcome bruh!

    • Lacertilian

      G’day Oscar.

  • FLUSH

  • … and players gonna play, play, play, play, play…

  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

    Cuntz gonna cunt.

    • GL

      How do you maintain that positivity everyday?

      GL

      • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

        I hate life.

  • PostBlackenedWhaleGaze

    lmfao…. “drunk hobo”. accurate description.

    • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

      Xan?

  • FeelTheDarkness

    I can say I never heard a single note from this band and I don’t care to

  • Gluteus_Maximus_Rage

    That’d better not be a sarcastic jab at Twelve Foot Ninja, ’cause that’s, like, not cool missy. Seen ’em twice and they’re fantastic live.