In This Moment – Big Bad Wolf: A Video Breakdown

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Hello In This Moment, my old friend. You’ve made another crappy video once again.

Not too long ago, I did a video breakdown for In This Moment’s song “Sick Like Me”. Jokes were said, feelings were shared, and we all moved on. Well, almost all of us. ITM guitarist Chris Howorth aka “Band Member Who Isn’t Maria Brink #3” aka “Doo-Doo Locks” doesn’t take too kindly to negativity from the internet. I tend to agree because the internet is a cesspool of terrible, awful, no-good, very bad idiots. Just check any comments section of the internet other than ours of course. You guys are the best!

What I don’t agree with is Hosworth’s conclusion: “In the end I really do appreciate everyone’s passion, even the haters. (FYI, your hatred makes us more popular, so thanks!)” I certainly don’t hate the band, but I’m going to go out on a limb and say the last video breakdown didn’t exactly boost record sales. But you know what? Maybe this time it will! This Video Breakdown is dedicated to Chris Hosworth.

0:03: So far, it’s better than the last video.
0:08: *tires screeching*

0:17: Big Bad Wolfy-style
0:23: I sense a “Maria is dirty” theme going on with these videos.
0:27: Is that supposed to be a wolf mask or an ugly Kardashian?

0:34 So is there like, going to be a song or….
0:41: I appreciate that Maria decided to dress like Macho Man Randy Savage for the video.
0:45: Butt…butt…butt
1:03: Doo-Doo Locks! There you are, buddy!
1:07: I know it’s fast, but pause it right now. Look. At. That. Drum. “Set”.
1:12: Her cowlick screams “There’s Something About Maria”.
1:16: If their videos were nothing but spastic skanking, I’d buy every album.
1:21: Seriously. Every album.
1:26: And single.
1:34: I’m going to be a mature adult and not make the obvious joke about her dancing in a cage. We’re classy here at Toilet Ov Hell.
1:40: Needed: Women to stand around Maria Bink and stick hands in the air. 1-3 years experience preferred.
1:47: The video is dark as fuck and the other band members still have to cover their faces.
1:55: Those wolf masks wouldn’t make it onto Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
2:07: “Ugh I need a Mydol.”
2:14: “How do I play guitar again?”
2:19: And what’s with the X’s on the gazongas? They’re already covered!
2:36: Her crucifix ear plugs fit in perfectly with the video’s theme of…uh….um…
2:39: Here glittery eyeshadow on the other hand makes total sense.
2:56: I’m pretty sure the wolf masks get more screen time than the band.
3:05: Snap into a Slim Jim!
3:17: Again. Pause it and look at those drums. That’s just impractical.
3:32: I hope everyone got their tetanus shots before rolling around on the floor.
3:36: Mmm cherry pie.
3:50: This video is what happens when someone watches American Horror Story in between doing lines of coke off of a strip-club toilet.
3:58: What the hell is going on with her accent? Is she suddenly Dutch? Is she having a stroke? Is she having a stroke while pretending to be Dutch?
4:06: I just realized that literally everyone in this video has their face at least partially obscured except Maria. That’s just..I mean wow.
4:15: Is that headbanging or dry-heaving?
4:22: Dude, don’t spit. It’s not lady-like.
4:26: Hit yourself harder. Please.
4:38: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
4:43: Oh, I get it. The chains represent chains. It all makes sense now.
4:52: You really have to wonder where those fingers have been to have gotten so dirty.
5:02: Oooooohhhh yeaaaaaaahhh, the Macho Man is ready for action!

Chris, I hope that video breakdown helps you buy a solid gold boat with a diamond-encrusted mast. Godspeed, little Doo-Doo.

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  • Gurrp

    The band members wear masks so any 14 year-olds jacking off to their music videos don’t have their boners killed by man face.

  • KJM

    Maria, you dirty, naughty little piggy. I’m going to have to “punish” you again.

    Um…excuse me i have to go now bye

    • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

      See you back here in 5. Don’t forget the kleenex.

      • Edward #negrod4eva

        A sock out of the hamper also works depending on your proximity to your hamper.

    • VVorld Peace

      What’s you’re preferred drug while doing whatever it is you’re doing?

      • Howard Dean

        Gotta be bath salts or meth.

        • KJM

          Ketamine and PCP cocktail

          • VVorld Peace
          • KJM

            I remember in Summer 2001 we had nearly an entire Ozzfest parking lot singing that song because it was playing on WAAF at the time. We didn’t care that the song is supposed to be a cautionary tale. Good times.

          • VVorld Peace

            The chicken clucks at the end really seal the deal for me.

          • more beer

            They are almost the same thing I think they are only one molecule different.

        • Tyree
        • Edward #negrod4eva
          • KJM

            I remember during the early 80s I saw someone freak out on LSD in Harvard Sq, stripped completely nude and started running around screaming. Fortunately nothing bad happened to him except for a trip to the hospital.

          • Edward #negrod4eva

            LSD makes people get naked a lot. I have seen it too.

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            Are we talking LITERAL bath Salts here…

          • Howard Dean
          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            *Goes shopping*

          • Edward #negrod4eva

            It’s slang for a pseudo-legal substance that is like stimulants or meth. Makes people NUTS.

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            Allrrightythen

          • KJM

            I can honestly say I’ve never freaked out on the stuff like that.

          • Edward #negrod4eva

            I have on more than one occasion.

          • more beer

            That makes 3 of us!

          • Tyree

            Beer can do dat too.

          • Edward #negrod4eva

            I’ve seen it, lol

          • Howard Dean

            That’s wild!

          • Edward #negrod4eva

            Bath salts were only just becoming a thing before I stopped drinking and doing drugs so I never tried them. A joke I routinely make is that if I ever “go back out” I’m going to try them or PCP.

          • Howard Dean

            This is a statement about which I would say, “you should not go back out.”

          • Edward #negrod4eva

            That’s the goal!

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            Never go back out. We want you here, not in jail or dead.

          • Edward #negrod4eva

            I appreciate that JJD! I’m always working on it.

      • Edward #negrod4eva

        *your imo

        • VVorld Peace

          D’oh!

  • Tyree

    Wow. This fucking sucks.

    • Edward #negrod4eva

      Work has spared me from ever having to hear one of this band’s songs – I’m still cool with that.

      • Howard Dean

        I watched the video on mute.

        • Edward #negrod4eva

          I wish I could remember the fourth album I wanted to add to my queue this weekend that wasn’t one of the six we covered. It’s killing me.

          • Howard Dean

            Drowned – Idola Specus?
            Execration – Morbid Dimensions?
            David Lee Roth – Eat ’em and Smile?
            Svartidaudi – Flesh Cathedral?

          • Edward #negrod4eva

            None of the above. It might come back to me, and if it does not, it probably isn’t that important. It is annoying though lol. It would also give me a chance to revisit Dawnbringer’s newest which was pretty tight the one time I listened to it.

          • Tyree
          • Howard Dean

            If I listen to “Panama” or “Jump” I know I will be sore the next day, because I’ll just run around the house doing flying scissor kicks.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            Who doesn’t do flying scissor kicks when listening to Van Halen?

          • KJM

            I have football player legs, very muscular but not much range, not very good for flying scissor kicks.

          • Howard Dean

            I don’t think I want to know the answer to that. People who don’t do flying scissor kicks to Van Halen are not people in my book.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            What if you do flying scissor kicks to the eras of Van Halen that don’t have David Lee Roth?

          • Howard Dean

            Hmm… good question. Still acceptable, I think, but not as preferable. Also can be redeemed by flying scissor kicking to DLR’s solo stuff.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            DLR has some good solo stuff. It doesn’t equal Sammy Hagar’s stuff with Montrose but it’s still good.

          • Howard Dean

            I like DLR’s solo stuff, too, but it’s funny–Steve Vai is an amazing guitarist with ridiculous chops, but he can’t write songs as good as Eddie. They just don’t have the staying power or catchiness.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            I agree. I consider Sammy Hagar a better songwriter than Steve Vai because he wrote such catchy songs as I Can’t Drive 55. I can’t even type that without singing it like Hagar.

          • KJM

            Eat ’em And Smile is good but the rest doesn’t do much for me. I saw his first 2 solo tours.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            Have you ever seen Montrose? It’s impossible to see them now that Ronnie Montrose is dead but I could see them being good live.

          • KJM

            Nah, even I’m too young to have seen that.

          • VVorld Peace

            HD, Panama is my go to celebration jam after overcoming some challenge.

          • Howard Dean

            That’s pretty perfect.

          • outta my way kitties!

          • This is hypnotizing.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            Lex Luger looks eerily like David Lee Roth now. Don’t you see the similarities?

          • i don’t watch wrestling

          • This has me laughing so hard right now

          • The Hierophant…again

          • Howard Dean
          • Edward #negrod4eva

            “C” Molen-Christ I have not forgotten about The Heirophant! In fact I harass people about it routinely.

  • Howard Dean

    Much X’d bewbs; moar gyrations. Dirt-e.

    It’s pronounced “Deer-tay”

    http://www.haro-online.com/stuff/joedirt.jpg

    • Tyree

      … I mean Kansas.

      • Janitor Jim Dvggan

        Are you going to Carry On after watching this atrocity?

        • Edward #negrod4eva

          Classic shit.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            Who can hate Kansas? They write such good music even though Steve Walsh has retired from the band.

          • Edward #negrod4eva

            Carry on my wayward Janitor, there’ll be peace when you are done.

          • Tyree
          • VVorld Peace

            That’s one of my faves on the album, dude.

          • Tyree

            It was a fun one live too. Many grindy laughs.

          • Edward #negrod4eva

            BOOM SHAKALAKA

    • VVorld Peace

      Oh no! Deadly mustard gas!

      • Howard Dean

        Well, the puke is over there. It’s a pretty big pile of puke.

        • VVorld Peace

          Snakes and sparklers are all I like.

          • Howard Dean

            I heard that Buffalo Bob fella shoved a road flair up your bunghole… oo-rah!

          • Tyree

            Uhhh, no, that’s a space peanut.

          • Howard Dean

            That’s a big ol’ hunk’uh poopy!

          • Tyree

            Dude, you were eating off it!

          • CyberneticOrganism

            That’s a space peanut!

          • VVorld Peace

            It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.

  • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

    You know something is wrong when you wake up and barely have time for a breakfast before the Toilet goes live. (Or so it feels)

    • Edward #negrod4eva

      In the US, for our west coast hombres, the first story on the Toilet goes live at 7:00 am. That would be so weird.

      • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

        It’s 17:00 here, which makes it all the more weirder

        • Gurrp

          Whoa. You work a nightjob, FinnBear?

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            No, I guess I must’ve stayed up through all the night

    • Death

      Dude, that’s pretty bad.

      • Janitor Jim Dvggan

        Do you hate Van Halen or The Who?

        • KJM

          Of course he does.

        • Death

          I don’t hate The Who, but I absolutely despise Van Halen.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            I found something Death doesn’t despise everybody! Death doesn’t hate The Who!

          • Death

            I’m not a fan of them either.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            How do you live with yourself? Do you spend your time hating everything except your dogs?

          • KJM

            He’s our resident Grumpy Smurf.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            I got dibs on the new idea of Lifelover Smurf.

          • KJM

            Wouldn’t that be Jokey Smurf?

          • Death

            I live day by day. My hate keeps me alive,

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            I’d like to point that you misspelled Metaphysical

          • Metaphysical Anus

            My keyboard has failed me yet again!

          • he spends all his love on his students, so he can save all his hate for us

          • Glad you cleared that one up.

          • Death

            So, how’s that torture report?

          • I don’t….uhhh….*ahem*…I have no idea what you’re talking about…

          • Death

            Can you copy them and send them to me?

          • CyberneticOrganism
          • Howard Dean

            DEATH NORDIC WALKS

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            There was one mistake and one almost mistake(males and females do take a sauna together, even strangers, and some mild alcohol is available outside ALKO). Other than that it’s all true.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Are you Finnish also? This concept of male/female saunas intrigues me

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            Yes I be. Public Saunas are getting rarer (it’s suddenly a thing for women to go there naked (as opposed to a towel) and complain for all the looks they get) but they still exist. And of course you go to the sauna with your full family all the time.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Finland TOH crew meetup?

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            He wouldn’t wander this far, and I wouldn’t wander anywhere near him. I couldn’t BEAR it the immersion broke.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Pictured: TOH crew meetup, January 2015

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            Accurate.

          • PrivateTwitterIsKvlt
          • Tyree

            Woah.

          • Metahysical Anus

            Not coming near Helsinki. Itke saatanan porvari yksin siellä perseessä.

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            Emmie itke, ite et ossoo ees nimmees kirijottaa oikkee

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Vittu itekkö et oo tehny kirjoitusvirheitä saatana

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            En nimeni suhtee

          • Metaphysical Anus

            En usko perkele. Ainakaan en ole laiska. Vittu jätkä herää vähän ennen viittä.

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            Meni eile vähä pitkää! Sitä paitti ei mul oo mikkää kiire herätä mihhinkkää

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Saatanan loinen.

          • Death

            Pretty darn true, almost ten. The national pride part I hate

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Extreme national pride is repellent just about anywhere

  • Doo-doo locks admits that KISS is one of his favorite bands in that linked interview.
    That’s all I needed to know.
    *FLUSH*

  • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

    Lol @ “Doo-Doo Locks.”

  • Janitor Jim Dvggan

    I’m resisting the urge to watch this because I hate this band but Maria is hot.

  • Hubert, Goat ov Doom and Void

    After listening to this song a second time (What am I doing with my life lol) I have come to the conclusion that the song sucks but there are some bits I do like, It’s just slightly annoying that the song sucks.

  • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

    This video actually sits surprisingly unwell to the background of a Krux song

  • Stockhausen

    “Oh, I get it. The chains represent chains. It all makes sense now.” Love it.

    Also, any artist talking in any way about “haters” is the biggest cop-out possible instead of admitting you just might.

    • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

      Top ten signs your band sucks?
      1. Band talks about “haters”.
      2. “Djent” (post Meshuggah)
      3. Breakdowns
      4. Keg drummers (more than 0)
      5. Masks
      6. No bass
      7. You have been or will be featured in Metal Hammer
      8. Rings of Saturn
      9. Pre show grooming and hair shaping
      10. “Core”

      • i feel like this warrants a full article on the Toilet!

      • “Keg drummers (more than 0)”
        *golf clap*

        • more beer

          The keg drummer thing is the least metal thing ever. Every good metal head know`s you return the keg get back the deposit and buy more beer.

      • Tyree
        • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

          DAMN U!!!

        • more beer

          I agree with you on this. One of my favorite local bands In the Company of Serpents is only guitar and drums and they slay.

          • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

            but just imagine how they could “soar” WITH dat BASS?!

          • more beer

            I think that would change their whole dynamic.

        • One more

          Yeah, and don’t forget the mighty (imagine the umlaut) Bolzer!!!

      • Akercocke ov Steele

        I had a dream my band was featured in Metal Hammer. It must have been a foretelling of fate. I felt as if the Void was calling, and no it wasn’t to do the Time Warp again.

        • Janitor Jim Dvggan

          It could be worse. You could be The Sex Pistols.

        • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

          Haha…Pre Tyree’s comment I was going to make #6: I play bass in your band…might still do it!

      • Stockhausen

        Sometimes, when the air is still and the moon shines just right, the reply is better than the original comment. Bravo.

        • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

          Too kind! You set that puppy up..it had to be brought home!

      • CT-12

        11. Has a song with the “word” “selfie” in it

        • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

          yea!

    • Swedish Chef

      Furk dur hurturs! Und da Depertamint oov Hearlth!

      • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

        Hållo! Vad heter du? Jag heter inte Inga men det är inte kul.

        • Howard Dean

          Hei , maanmies ! Etkö haluaisi tehdä Sweet Love minun sukupuolielimiä ja imeä minun povi ?
          http://www.starnostar.com/data/images/who-is-viivi-avellan-is-star-or-no-star-viivi-avellan-celebrity-vote.jpg

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            fuck that is some broken and horrible Google translate Finnish. But yes, yes I would, very much, like right now. Elämää läskeistä kiinni ja antaa lätistää se on minun mottoni elämässä!

          • Howard Dean

            Ehkä haluat minua näin ? Mutta todellisuudessa , minä mieluummin American men , koska ne ovat komeampi ja vahvempi ja niillälargeness heidän haara että minä haluan . Olen tuhma amerikkalaisille !
            http://viiviavellan.com/blogi/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/viivi_avellan_il_2009.jpg

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            Turpe tukkoon ämmä ku minä laitan lätistäen ni se on sillä moro!
            American men are nothing compared to the rough loving of a Bear

          • Howard Dean

            Tämä on hauska , koska Amerikassa miehiä , jotka identifioivat itsensä ” karhut ” ovat homoseksuaaleja . Se onkoko alakulttuuria. Luulen haluat niitä, mutta kuten Viivi , minä kiinni amerikkalaiset !

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            Did you know there was almost no higher honor amongst the vikings than to become the dominant male in a homosexual relationship? Joten käyhän kontilles ni laitetaan lätistäen!

          • Howard Dean
          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu
          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            Refresh for image

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            I like this person a lot. I don’t see why Death hates her.

          • Tyree

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

        • Stockhausen

          Hallo! Jeg er gut, takk. Og du? Hvor er badet?

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            Det Badet är bättre än bra, tack detsamma!

          • Stockhausen

            Get your Finnish off my Norwegian!

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            ‘Twas Swedish, which is almost like Norwegian!

  • CyberneticOrganism

    I feel awful for saying this, but this song actually wasn’t nearly as bad as I was expecting. They should tour with Rob Zombie or something.

  • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

    A band with a female vocalist that doesn’t suck: Epistasis
    http://crucialblast.bandcamp.com/album/light-through-dead-glass

  • PrivateTwitterIsKvlt

    Taped boobs thread? YES! Let’s get this party started!

    http://www.threadsmagazine.com/assets/uploads/posts/3659/th75co3039-12_lg.jpg

    • Janitor Jim Dvggan

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    • CyberneticOrganism

      GRANDMA NOOOO

      • VVorld Peace

        “Granny don’t!” in Dave Chappelle’s voice/

        • Howard Dean

          Grandma: “Pick up some rubbers. And get the big kind.”

          Boyfriend: “Fuckin’ right!”

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            That phrase is going to haunt my dreams tonight.

          • VVorld Peace

            For a long time, I would randomly find myself saying, “And get the big kind,” and couldn’t remember where I got it.

          • Howard Dean

            Haha, those “when keeping it real goes wrong” skits he had were the best.

          • VVorld Peace

            RIP funny Dave Chappelle.

          • Howard Dean

            Meh, crazy reclusive Dave Chappelle.

    • PrivateTwitterIsKvlt
  • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

    Who else was instantly reminded of this by the Wolf Masks? Anyone else seen these guys live? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4ChwUG4ZpY

  • KJM

    Here’s a short but excellent set from Occultation, a band with a female singer and bass player that is as far from “suck” as you can get.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zk97lwShOk

    • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

      I guess a shirt set is the opposite of a High on Fire show?

      • KJM

        Ack.

      • KJM

        or a Sleep show for that matter. Fixed.

        • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

          The chick is a Finn

          • KJM

            How can you tell?

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            An interview revealed this knowledge to me.

          • KJM

            Ah, I don’t know much about them except for the Negative Plane connection and that they’re from New York which means they could play Boston easily.

          • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

            I don’t either, I didn’t really pay attention to it, it just popped to screen one day

    • Gurrp

      BlueOystercore?

      • KJM

        With a hint of Mars Volta.

        • Gurrp

          Never actually listened to them. Are they good?

          • Depends on your level of tolerance for wankery.

          • Gurrp

            Fun weedly-deedly wankery or 10 minute-long overindulgent wankery?

          • KJM

            Both. If you don’t like long songs, they’re probably not for you.

          • Gurrp

            Hmmm… Well, I listened to “Goliath” on YouTube, I liked that. (really digging the tenor-range vocals)

          • KJM

            If you like that, you’ll probably like their other stuff too.

          • Death

            They’re pretty good. Check out Frances The Mute.

          • KJM

            Brilliant album and excellent tour. My personal favorite is The Bedlam In Goliath.

          • i think FTM and Octahedron were the only albums i could sit through entirely

          • VVorld Peace

            I liked Deloused in the Comatorium.

          • KJM

            If you like Zeppelin, BOC, or Rush, you’ll probably like TMV.

      • Janitor Jim Dvggan

        I like that idea a lot.

        • KJM

          If you like that idea, you’ll love Occultation.

        • Gurrp

          Then you must love Ghost!

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            I do love Ghost.

          • KJM

            As do I, great band with catchy songs.

    • CyberneticOrganism
      • VVorld Peace

        Dangit. I also posted Mares of Thrace. But why the RIP? Did they break up?

        • CyberneticOrganism

          Didn’t they? I thought they did

          • VVorld Peace

            Hmm. I just did some sleuthing, and it could very well be possible.

  • Tyree
  • Janitor Jim Dvggan

    Off topic but the Steam sale is taking my money hand over fist. I’ve planned on buying Civilization 3, 4 and 5 complete edition and even when I think I’ve found everything I wanted there’s more things that I want. RIP wallet.

    • KJM

      No worries, we went off topic long ago.

    • VVorld Peace

      You must practice self-control and pace yourself during the Steam sales, young one.

      • Janitor Jim Dvggan

        It’s so hard to do though! Look at the sales!

      • Death

        Self-control doesn’t exist when Gaben is pulling the strings!

  • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

    We’ve still got time until the next post. Might as well walk the Manilla Road
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQFgcUj1vds

  • KJM

    That’s it. There’s nothing for it. You people have forced me to go FULL STONER on your asses.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2bYsvk6kLU

    • Death

      KJM, we care about you. Don’t throw all of this away. You can still change!

  • KJM

    Yes!I have driven everybody away with my Zeppelinesque wankery! I WIN!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    Or everybody could just be busy working I suppose…

    • Death

      I’m here. Tomorrow is a good day. Two week holiday, here I come!

      • KJM

        Starting tomorrow my neighborhood is going to be as quiet as a tomb when all the students go home for vacation.

        • Death

          Now you can smoke weed without them coming to ask for some.

          • KJM

            In this area there’s more than enough to go around.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            You can also blast the new Electric Wizard album very loudly.

          • KJM

            Not unless my downstairs neighbor goes away.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            You can play it at a loud volume that won’t annoy your downstairs neighbor. That always works.

          • KJM

            I already do, but I have to be careful. They may just be Logitech speakers, but they have 200W behind them. I can’t turn the subwoofer past 25% or else the floor starts shaking.

    • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

      I’m here. And I’ll always be here for you.

      • KJM

        Aw, who’s a good bear?

        • Death

          Not him.

          • Akercocke ov Steele

            Well, you could be a good bear too ya know 😉

          • Death

            I need an adult!

          • Akercocke ov Steele

            You are an adult!

          • Metahysical Anus

            I shan’t accept this!

          • Akercocke ov Steele

            One minute you’re the Lord of Demise and the next you’re a astrophysiological emanation of rectal substances, WHO are you?! Who am I?

          • Metaphysical Anus

            I am nothing and everything.

          • Akercocke ov Steele

            And so as it begins it to shall lolbuttz

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            Yes he is. He probably likes the new Electric Wizard album.

          • Death

            That would prove that he’s a bad bear.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            Surely you jest. That was an amazing album and was on my top 10 list. It’s so much better than either version of Ape Of God.

          • Metahysical Anus

            It was a horrible album. I would rather cut my balls of and eat them raw than listen to it again.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            You are lying. It was such a good album.

        • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

          I am

    • Janitor Jim Dvggan

      I’m here because I enjoy Zepplinesque wankery. I am also here to badmouth In This Moment.

  • KJM

    GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I’ve only just found out that the former keyboard player for TMV, Ikey Owens, passed away back in October! FUCK FUCK FUCK

  • I appreciate this breakdown. I keeps me from having to watch the actual video.

  • OldMetalHead

    The video is not so bad if you turn down the crappy music and listen to something better. This one seems to work ok: http://youtu.be/1vaDHXDk7Oo

  • God damn that song was horrible. The breakdown was thoroughly enjoyable. Note: For some reason, I had to spell thoroughly about ten times before I spelled it correctly. Fuck that word.

  • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

    Re watched video this am…makes me want to scream: OOOOOOOOOOO WA AH AH AH AH…….DROPIIN THEM PLATES….OOOOO AH AH AH AH….