I Love My New TovH Poster! (Is What You’ll Be Saying)

“Check out my new Toilet ov Hell poster.” is what you’ll be saying after ordering your own Toilet ov Hell poster, as part of the same t-shirt campaign. “McNulty, how much they payin’ ya?” you may be inquiring. “More than you can imagine” would be my response. Think about it.

One day I needed to show a friend some action figures that were in my kitchen, and in doing so realized my kitchen could use some serious adult-ifying. The action figures came down, local artwork went up; broken light fixtures were replaced with newer, modern ones; and the old beer signs were taken down for… well, that part I had to figure out. I had been saving a few band posters for the perfect time when I had the perfect amount of real estate for them, and any additional perfect ones that would be added to the collection later. Well that later is now, and so now we can get ourselves a Toilet ov Hell poster! It’s the best thing I possibly could have put on THE wall, the wall that I saved for it many weeks prior. And can you guess how much a poster costs? Take a few zero’s out of whatever amount you had in your head, because it’s only $10. You read that correct, ten ‘Murican dollars.


(No need to RFI here. It’s “purr-fect”, as cat owners are wont to say.)

Recently I had family members over for home-cooked food. Were I a better planner, I could have turned it into a “Cooking For Metalheads” section (also, they weren’t big fans of Ageless Oblivion [h/t Dubs, from a LONG time ago, also when Plebian Grandstand was introduced]). Well the wall’s right there in the kitchen, so I offered up explanations of the different posters to my cousins: the best saxophone/metal band out there (Hadean), a couple of tour posters from especially fun shows (Dischordia, Black Fast), a Marvel Nerd Thing, and a poster for this very website. After telling them the name of the site, as not everyone is as familiar with different fonts as we are, I explained that it is “not yet two years old and already slaying it in the metal blogosphere.”

I was proud of myself: a writer for a big ole’ metal blog. Proud enough to display its poster in the very kitchen where I cook meat and listen to Ageless Oblivion. You see, I am now ready and willing to explain the blog to passers-by… even ladies who might consider asking for my hand in courtship. Enough chatter, let’s play some Ageless Oblivion while you head on over and buy yourself a Toilet ov Hell poster. Go do it now ya dongduster; it’ll go incredibly well with your t-shirt! If you already possess one, show us where you installed it by posting a picture in the comments section.

(Images via original design, shitty LG phone)

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Published on: May 13, 2016

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  • thanks technology, for not knowing when i’ve rotated an image versus not.

    • Joaquin Stick

      It’s ok, tilting your head is good exercise.


    • It looks normal to me

    • ME GORAK B.C.™

      SPELL CHECK<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  • the asymmetry of your posters is enrageifying

  • You should frame your posters, dawg. It’ll make you look even more adult-like.

  • McNulty, I hear Bubble’s is selling bootleg copies. Better look into that…


  • Who hangs their posters sideways? (RFI)


  • Vault Dweller

    Excellent work, McNulty!

    Keep up like this and we might have to rewrite The Wire series finale, as you’ll no longer be dead to us 😉


  • Señor Jefe El Rosa

    I wonder who you were showing action figures to…

    Mine came in the mail as well! Going right next to my 6 foot Eddie poster.

    • it rhymes with “Toss the … … … Floss”. yeah. good one McN

      • Señor Jefe El Rosa

        Good one indeed…

    • Dubs

      Did he show you his racecar bed too?

      • Señor Jefe El Rosa

        I did not get that luxury.

  • tigeraid


    • tigeraid

      srsly though that’s like a billion $CDN to my door. Fucking dollar.

  • Dave Vincent’s Perm

    Can’t bloody find my Suffocation poster.



  • Ayreonaut

    If I had a credit card I most definitely would… Alas I am paranoid of banks and most things modern and electronic money so I cannot participate in the online market… Makes finding my old obscure jeep parts hard at times

    • you are into old Jeeps? what kinds???

      • i am envisioning how excited you are rn

      • Ayreonaut

        Oh boy you don’t want to get me down that wormhole… My second (or maybe first?) Passion in life besides metal is jeeps. I have owned dozens through the years, Comanches, CJs, wranglers… I am particularly fond of older Cherokees. I can tell you everything you could ever know about them ha.. Recently had a 97 on 5 inch lift and 33s. Somebody hit me and it rolled over and.caved in the roof and totaled it. Replaced it with a 98 grand Cherokee, its a fully loaded limited but still has the 4.0. I have it on a 2 inch lift with 31s and a ton of other modifications, that one is my daily driver. I also have a 99 blue wrangler with a 2″ lift and 31s, but that’s a 4 cylinder 5 speed 🙁 just purchased a 98 Cherokee to replace my 97 though… Has like 250000 miles but runs awesome. Its gonna be my new trail rig. I prefer the older ones but lately I’ve been ending up with these 90s era ones, beggars can’t be choosers in the salt central of CNY.

        • NICE. I am somewhat a jeep buff, too. 2000 Cherokee stock, historically I had a 96 cherokee 4.5″ 33’s, finishing up my restoration on my 1948 willys now.

          Here is a video of me driving my 1948 Cj2a around last summer after the engine rebuild. I do not have a great picture of the finished product. I will have to take one for you.


          • doxxed


          • Ayreonaut

            Ok so we can officially be friends haha. This is awesome man, I would not expect to find another jeeper here haha. And what a nice rig! I’ve never seen a cj2a frame that clean up here. You have the tub and everything else on it now? I wish I could get myself a fun project like that again but they go for far too much money up here and I already have three right now ha.

          • Friends indeed!

            Yep on the tube and everything. Finished final paint last fall. Just fired her up this week actually. Running good! She had been sitting since 75′. A bunch of cleaning and work to get her up to speed again! Very gratifying stuff. I will get a picture for you this weekend.

          • Also, if you have email i can have, i will send a link to my rebuild thread. I would rather not post it here.

          • Ayreonaut

            Okay, is there like a private message thing on disqus? Its been so long since I’ve used this system haha. I always get excited about the older rigs… Makes me wish I had my 78 Cherokee and 82 cj7 back even more

          • no private messenger. if you set up a gmail or something let me know. The thread is not going anywhere!

          • Ayreonaut

            Ok I’m not that out of touch haha i have a gmail..

          • SENT

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          The Jeep Grand Wagoneer is one of my dream vehicles. It will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine.

    • understandable. i’ve been using online transactions for so long now, i’m comfortable with them. if you ever felt like getting your feet wet, sign up for a PayPal. it seems pretty secure (invented by Elon Musk after all)

      • Ayreonaut

        I will check PayPal out some more.. I’ve considered it a few times because of its tie with eBay. I have a lot of jeep parts and vintage audio equipment that I want to sell on there.

  • Elegant Gazing Globe


  • Waynecro

    “One day I needed to show a friend some action figures that were in my kitchen” may be the funniest thing I’ve ever read.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      They were cool too.

  • Stockhausen

    Mmmm, I haven’t jammed Ageless Oblivion in a bit. I should do that.

  • PostBlackenedWhaleGaze

    yep, definitely getting this. should I wear it when I see Taake at the end of the month?