I Have A Big Day Tomorrow Today

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Knees spaghetti
Mom’s spaghetti
Or something

As some of you know, I finished medical school earlier this year. In January of 2016 I’ll get my license and I’ll be able to work as a general practitioner. Regardless, my biggest accomplishment this year would be getting into a good residency program on my first attempt. As you read this, I’m probably wrapping up the most important entrance exam I can take without leaving Brasil.

I need to be on my A game. I need to walk into this just like Barcelona stomped on Real Madrid last afternoon.

I need crushing, inspiring, driving and hype-building songs for my pre-test.

 

Hopefully, I’ll be on a celebration playlist after I finish.

After this, I’ll be tested regarding how well I perform doing procedures and consults as well as several interviews, but this Sunday’s exam will still be a milestone during this phase of my life. I hope things get a bit more normal and maybe I’ll get back to writing again. I certainly miss it, and specially you little rascals.

This is an open swim. Have fun while daddy goes out to work to try and bring home the bacon.

(Photo VIA)

 

  • Maik Beninton™
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  • ┼yree
    • BEARD-SPLITTER

      This is still the only eminem song i like
      http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ow-KS–zqLE

      • Boss the “Inspectah” Ross

        The bad meets evil is good stuff.

      • KJM, Shake Zula

        I like the first 2 albums. After that it gets repetitive.

        • I always liked those first two. And even though I don’t think much of anything he put out after that, he’s still really talented.

        • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

          Same here. He tries way too fucking hard to act like he’s an angry, starving rapper, and the whole thing of him talking about beating and raping Iggy Azelea was shock value gone completely wrong (as much as I despise her).

  • KJM, Shake Zula

    Good luck!!!

  • ┼yree

    Bring on the the snow.

    http://i.giphy.com/UrYmtkrbOoUi4.gif

    • KJM, Shake Zula

      Upvote for dags. I like dags.

      • ┼yree
        • CyberneticOrganism

          Bada boom

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            “Ha ha ha, you think this is all cute and adorable, motherfucker, but wait till I shit in between the cushions when you get home”

    • more beer

      It has snowed here 3 times already.

      • ┼yree

        Damn. Nothing but a little flury here.

        • more beer

          Depending where you where in the Denver Metro area last Monday night. You got between 3″ and 8″. We typically get one good snowstorm in November. Having already gotten 3 I think we are going to get a lot of snow this year.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            Its fucked up here. Generally, we will have a snow or two in November. Our first last year was November 1.

            This week it was 65 degrees most of the day

            Global warming isnt real.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            It’ll hit 52F in the Boston area today. By Turkey Day, it’ll be sunny and 60F.

            http://www.wunderground.com/cgi-bin/findweather/getForecast?query=pws:KMASOMER30

            “Global climate change is a fiction created by moonbats and their enablers in the liberal media”. Repeat as needed until you start to actually buy it. ^_^

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            Were only gonna get to 41 today but its the same basic thing.

            We also got snow around thanksgiving last year.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            We didn’t start getting Snowmageddon until late January last Winter. I honestly thought we’d dodged a bullet until then.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            We dont get as much snow as you or more beer. I just want some. I think i might end up transferring up north.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            It hasn’t snowed once yet. I know it will snow though and this winter will be bad.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            Actually, they are saying (according to halfwit meteoroligists) that the extreme el nino outside california means a mild winter for the NE.

            Grain of salt, tho

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            It’s happened that way here before so I’m hopeful.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            Yeah, but i have the feeling that a milder one for you guys means a harsher one for the mountains

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Law Of Averages usually works in our favor. If we get a bad Winter we usually get a more tolerable Winter the next time. Climate change kinda throws all that out the window though.

          • more beer

            As does El Nino and this is an El Nino year.

          • ME GORAK B.C.™

            THEN HOW GORAK THAW FROM 1,000,000,000 YEAR ICE PRISON?!?!?!?!?!

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            That was me with a REALLY large hair dryer, bro.

          • ME GORAK B.C.™

            YOU DA SHAKE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • Óðinn

            Fuck! They killed off Clara Oswald!

            http://media1.giphy.com/media/14iLRF4kLRUzAc/giphy.gif

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            You knew Jenna was leaving, right?

          • Óðinn

            Not for sure until a couple of days ago. I knew it had been rumored ever since the change from Smith to Capaldi. I just really like the Oswald character. I wasn’t expecting it in this episode. I thought I had at least a couple more episodes, and I didn’t want her killed.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            It was made official months ago. I knew it wouldn’t be the season finale at least.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            I still like Amy and Rory better.

          • more beer

            My only issue with it is that it screws me up at work. This is my busiest time of year. So when it snows this much this soon. It causes my work to back up and it all needs to be done in a day rather than over the span of a few days.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            I’m fortunate that my job(such as it is) is only 3 blocks from my place.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            Ourss is the opposite. And we drive company cars, and our adhesives and other things will not function far below freezing. If it snows, that means we generally do not work

          • more beer

            It warms up here during the day so I can work. If it s snowing I don’t work. Because I am a window washer and do power washing on new homes. As long as the water won’t freeze up I am at work. It is just brutal when I am trying to do 3 days worth of work in 1 day. I am going too work in a couple of hours to get caught up from last week.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            Understandable. And it does back us up, as well. However, since its our slowest time of the year its not terrible

          • more beer

            Until the end of December it is my busiest time of year. All of the home builders are trying to close on as many houses as the can. Before the fiscal year ends.

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            Climate change melts steel beams.

        • CyberneticOrganism

          8″ here [clever dick joke]. Looks nice but too early still.

    • Stockhausen

      LOLDOG GOOD DOG

  • BEARD-SPLITTER

    Best of luck Dagon

  • CyberneticOrganism

    Godspeed, fish god.

  • more beer

    Good luck to you fish god. I don’t know how it is in Brasil. But I know friends of mine who are doing their residency’s in Colorado. Are extremely busy and their lives are far from normal. But if being a doctor is what you want. It is what you have to do.

    • Dubs

      I can attest as a med school husband that the lives of doctors are far from normal. My wife will have worked 3 24-hour shits in a week come Tuesday.

      Dagon’s tough and knows his stuff. I believe in him.

      • KJM, Shake Zula

        “24-hour shits”

        Damn, hope that hospital has good plumbing. ^_^

        • Dubs

          Hahahaha, shoot.

      • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

        3 24 hour shits in a week? Was she eating at Tqcquo Berol while pounding back laxatives and cheap 40 oz’s?!

      • more beer

        I know you most certainly can. I know because I have friends unable to join me for a beer on weekends. Because they are so busy. But I understand that comes with the territory.

    • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

      My aunt worked as an RN, as well as one of my best friends back in Chicago, and they had next to no personal lives or time for it.

  • JWEG

    I am currently kitten-sitting (two of them) for my sister. My morning has gone thus.

    6:30 AM: [awakened by alarm set because I was told they’ll wake me up then anyway]

    Kitten 1: “Oh hai. I’ve been sleeping on your shoulder. I hope you don’t mind.”
    “No, don’t move, or you’ll get The Claw.”
    “I warned you!”
    {{THE CLAW}}
    “…but I was only kidding. See? I’m cute, Love me.”

    6:45: [feeding both kittens to a chorus of mewing]
    Both: “Here, allow us to serenade you with The Song Of Our People”
    Kitten 2: “I call this one ‘Move Faster Human, I need to Pee Too’. Get the hint?”

    7:00: [One’s out to pee, the younger one who can’t go out (not fixed yet) wants hugs]
    Kitten 1: “No, it’s not your turn for breakfast. I’m not done with you.”
    “Oh, okay. But hurry back”
    “…Meanwhile I’m going to take a bath. It’s still not your turn though.”

    7:30:
    “No, you can’t take a shower yet. I’m not done monopolizing your time”
    “Seriously”
    “Do you want The Claw again?”
    “I’m not serious though. See how I nudge your chin with my wet little nose?”
    “…just don’t ask where my nose has been, O.K.?”

    7:45:
    Kitten 1: “Window time. You bore me now.”
    Kitten 2: “Oh hai, human. I’m back. No I don’t know how I got muddy paws already…”

  • JWEG

    Oh, and good luck to you Mr. Fish-God. I have several doctors in my family on my mother’s side (both living ‘adult’ generations, and going back the previous two as well). So I know something of the milestone and how big a deal it can be.

    You’ll power through it, for sure.

  • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

    Give ’em Hell Fish-God!

  • Boss the “Inspectah” Ross

    Best of luck Fishgod. Keep us updated. I need to know that you’re listening to ZZ Top.

  • Zeke

    Good luck duder!

  • KJM, Shake Zula

    That feel when you find a couple bowls of Sour Diesel after you were convinced you’d ran out last night.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJbmB9k2Y88

    • BEARD-SPLITTER

      Nice! I got some shit i dont even know the name of. Its ballin tho, real fluffy and hairy

      • KJM, Shake Zula

        Now I can watch yesterday’s Doctor Who and Ash Vs Evil Dead in the proper manner instead of waiting until late afternoon. I smoked what I thought was the last of it while I finished watching Jessica Jones(fucking awesome show).

        • more beer

          Finding weed you didn’t think you had. Is as good as finding money.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Easily. Years ago(1999 I think) after a boring night spent hanging with a friend in Allston watching WWF and scraping the bowl I decided to call it a night and go home. While biking down the street I notice a baggie out of the corner of my eye on the sidewalk. Turned out to be about 2 gms of stinky hydro. I immediately picked it up and rode back to my friends place. Praise Jah!

          • more beer

            In a case like that it is better than cash.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            My friend was so happy to see me show back up with that. That’s a moment you can’t buy.

          • more beer

            Nope. After a show one night in the late 80’s. My friends and I went to this house party afterwards. Another friend answered the door. He told us the guy who owns the house got arrested there is a keg in the basement. so we went to get a beer. I went to use the restroom and on the back of the toilet,was this huge pile of coke and a rolled up 20 dollar bill. Who ever owned it took off out the back when the cops came and left everything they had. Needless to say that made it a much better party than we thought we were going to. Plus I was 20 dollars richer. Which i spent on weed.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            I still, on occasion, will find a xanny or a kpin ive hid from myself. Similar feeling

          • Scrimm

            There was a patch of desert across from my high school where we used to go to smoke and one morning after a couple of us ditched we found a backpack with a QP inside. Possibly the best day ever.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Damn. The most I’ve ever found was an 1/8.

          • Scrimm

            It was reg but back then I gave no fucks. Someone had stuffed it way down under this bush and we just happened to pick that same spot to roast a bowl. Almost missed it.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Doesn’t matter. As long as it wasn’t total ditch weed. Good mexi still does the trick.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            Ill smoke regs and mids any day of the week. Especially so if its free

          • Scrimm

            It’s actually what I have atm. Like to switch it up every once in a while.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Helps keep the tolerance at a reasonable level too.

          • more beer

            I can’t even get regular or mid grade bud here.. Life is good.

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            I found a dub of kush right next to my stool at the local bar back home. Couldn’t exactly give it to the bartender to give to the rightful owner, but I swear I thought of whoever it was and smoked it in their honor!

        • BEARD-SPLITTER

          How much of ash vs evil dead has aired? I might just wait for the full season

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Yesterday’s was the 4th episode of a 10 episode season. It’s already been renewed for season 2.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            I wonder if its on any of the streaming services?

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            I think if you already get Starz(I do) you can watch it on their website for free as well. I don’t know if Hulu has it.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            I dont have starz, unfortunately. Nor do i see us hocking up extra money on top of our already outrageous bill. I guess ill have i wait for the full season/pirate it

          • more beer

            no you can watch it on this site. http://thewatchseries.to/

          • more beer

            It is my understanding that there will only be 2 seasons.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Dana DeLorenzo(AKA Kelly) claims it’s open ended. As long as the network wants more, they’ll do it. They may only have a 2 season plot arc planned.

          • more beer

            I hope it is more seasons. I haven’t missed an episode yet. It has been great so far. But I read somewhere that it was only supposed to have a two season run.

      • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

        Are we talking about weed or do you have something funny/scary going on downstairs?

        • BEARD-SPLITTER

          The top bunk is rel weird around here

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            Mine is a place where getting pumped is divine law.

    • RustyShackleford

      I prefer the Islanders remix YES YES YES haha

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5pGy9YuQw8

    • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril
      • BEARD-SPLITTER

        I think theres a Big Bang Theory ban, too, bro

        • CyberneticOrganism

          Yes there is.

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            What’s the story behind the ban?

          • Óðinn

            Nerdophobia?

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Nah, I definitely qualify as a nerd and I loathe BBT, especially Sheldon. Spock wouldn’t give a squirt of Romulan Ale colored piss for his lame ass.

          • Óðinn

            Haha. I’m not big on sitcoms in general, but I do like The Big Bang Theory.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            I like Modern Family

            #toiletconfessions

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Not a fan of the show, but I can be forced to watch Sofia Vergara.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            Its the kind of show that can be pc and still genuinely funny

            I dono . . . Wholesome, i guess

          • Óðinn

            It’s actually a pretty traditional sitcom, other than the fact that it has gay characters. The writing is above average though.

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            His schtick was funny for a little while, then it gets redundant and extremely predictable. After 2 seasons of it, I just wanna feel the squish/crunch of his balls against my fist.

            http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m143dgQ6841qma3ijo1_500.gif

          • Óðinn
          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            It’s Pharma Bro, Jr!

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            Corlionphobia?

          • Óðinn
          • Óðinn

            …and how can we get wrestling and video games banned?

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Spoiler Alert: Ain’t happening.

          • Óðinn

            Should happen though. Not a fan of wrestling at all.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Nah, there are actual Metal connections to both Pro Wrestling and video games. There is nothing metal about BBT or most Anime.

          • Óðinn

            Meh. The connections are tenuous at best. But it’s all relative. How wrestling is “metal”, I just don’t see it. It’s a male soap opera played out by scantily clad men. A lot of men like it though.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Alice Cooper, Motley Crue, Motorhead, Metallica, KISS, Adam Jones, and more: not exactly tenuous connections. The male soap opera claim can be made about Doctor Who, Game Of Thrones, and Walking Dead as well, and I’m sure the many Women wrestlers who follow me on Twitter would be very “put off” to say the least about that last sentence.

          • Óðinn

            I guess, other than the fact that I listen to Metal, I’m not very “metal.” Anyway, you like it.

            I don’t know what you mean about women wrestlers following you on Twitter. Twitter is another thing I don’t like.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Just acknowledging that many talented women are in Pro Wrestling as well. It ain’t just guys. Many of them also happen to be longtime internet friends, as many people here are.

          • Óðinn

            I see. Women too.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            I’m certain a certain “editor” on this site would be more than happy to see Doctor Who banned as well.

          • Óðinn

            I know.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            I would make just as big of a stink about that as well.

          • Óðinn

            Hopefully, you’ll fight just as hard against any BBT ban.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Like More Beer said I may talk a good game, but I honestly do think any ban that isn’t about homophobia, racism, sexism,etc is kinda silly. However, it ain’t the hill I choose to die on, so to speak.

          • Óðinn

            Anyway, I can’t really support wrestling, especially knowing how damaging it can be. On top of the fact that It’s not my cup of tea, after what happened with Chris Benoit, I just can’t help but see how ugly and damaging the head injuries and steroids really are.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            I only hope you view football the same way.

          • Óðinn

            I do now. Look at Junior Seau. I don’t watch football anymore.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Head trauma in Pro Wrestling can be mitigated. In football it can’t. I don’t like sports at all really.

          • Óðinn

            To be honest, me neither. I still follow cycling a bit, but that’s about it these days.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            During the 80s I’d watch Basketball with friends cos they were into it. Fortunately those were the days of classic rivalries like Celtics/Sixers and Celtics/Bulls with Johnny Most on the play-by-play.

          • Óðinn

            I went through a phase in my twenties where I was into spectator sports (football, basketball, etc.). I guess I just grew out of it.

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            Dumbasses signed up for the gig, then bitch about concussions after running headfirst into each other full force. They’re not exactly the sharpest peanuts in the turd, and I hope every last one of them lose their lawsuits.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Also, as you may or may not know, my Mom is disabled. She also enjoys Pro Wrestling and, as cheesy as it sounds, it’s our family time.

          • Óðinn

            I see.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            A friend used to do web design for WWF during the 90s. We got free tix to Raw/Smackdown for 2 years, good seats too.

          • Óðinn

            That was their heyday too.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            One of. For sheer amount of viewers and mainstream press, the mid-late 80s were their peak. They’d get consistently over 30 Million viewers on Saturday night.

          • more beer

            I think I would be good putting off a chick who could pile drive me.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            Im not

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            There’s actual women on Twitter?!? Those are probably 65 year old guys trying to lure you behind the Walmart.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Leva Bates and Amber O’Neal can lead me anywhere they like.

          • Óðinn

            The connection between Kiss, Alice Cooper, and Motley Crue with actual Metal is tenuous to begin with. 😉

            I’ve heard that Billy Corgan is directly related to wrestling in some way. Has his own league or something.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Hey, I find the Metal quotient of 99% of the stuff discussed here to be questionable at best, but I still go with it.
            Corgan used to own his own fed(still does I think), but now he’s a consultant for TNA(fed that was once great but has lost it’s way).

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            Which is totally metal! Thor, Manowar, Venom and other oiled up, scantily clad semi-homoerotic bands look down on your shenanigans!

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Excellent point, Great Korean Leader.

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            #BanMetalCoreAndDeathCore2016

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            But then i couldnt post about the only good deathcore band, Through The Eyes Of The Dead

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            Through The Eyes Of The Buttz

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            I approve this message.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            Voting to get video games banned should be a bannable offense

          • Óðinn

            Not you too. I guess everybody plays video games except me.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            It goes in phases with me. When I got my gaming PC about 5 years ago I did Doom 3, Quake IV, Modern Warfare II, the latest Wolfenstein, etc. After that, I didn’t care for a few years. Once I get my new video card, I’ll probably blaze through the new Star Wars:Battlefront, Alien Isolation, Wolfenstein:New Order, and a couple others. After that, I won’t care again for another few years. Rinse. Repeat.

          • more beer

            And me.

          • Óðinn

            No!!

          • more beer

            Yes!!

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            maybe!

            (sorry, just had to get in on it)

          • more beer

            I can’t hold a beer and a joint. With a controller in my hand.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            more beer, i thought you at least would be able to smoke a joint and drink under any circumstances

          • more beer

            I can but that is to distracting. I do need both of those hands free to party properly.

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            Never heard of a foam dome? That’d free up your drinking hand, at least.

          • more beer

            I don’t drink my beer thru a straw.

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            It actually gets you drunk quicker, oddly enough.

          • more beer

            I have no problem getting drunk. I’m actually pretty fucking good at it. Plus I don’t need one of those hats to make me look like more of an idiot. I can do that on my own.

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril
          • more beer

            That robot needs to have his battery cables taken off. He sucks at his job.

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            Paddlin’-able offense. FTFY

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            Banning wrastlin’? You must be one of dem dur freedom hatin’ commie O’Bomma lubbers! *spits in spitoon, cranks Charlie Daniels and fires six shooters at roadkill while coalrolling and doing donuts around the Joe’s Crab Shack parking lot*

            http://i.imgur.com/S9sPcRh.gif

          • Óðinn

            Haha. Yeah. That’s me.

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril
          • Óðinn

            Eccentric.

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            You won’t be saying that once that thing rises up against it’s human oppressors.

          • Óðinn
          • Óðinn
          • Óðinn
          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            It’s in MS? No surprise there!

          • Óðinn
          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            How do we get Ghost and Darkthrone banned?

          • more beer

            I am against this banning thing. It is censorship. Last week a post I made to Boss the Ross answering a question he asked about seeing Black Sabbath. and BOC. Well I guess the name of the band with those initials are banned. Because it said awaiting moderation. It never posted.

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            Yeah, I can see the point in banning racist, xenophobic, homophobic, etc. stuff, but now it’s just getting ridiculous and pointless with what they’re banning.

          • more beer

            I should certainly be able to post about a metal show from years back.

          • Óðinn

            What’s actually banned? I honestly don’t know.

          • more beer

            Apparently the actual spelling of BOC for one.

          • Óðinn

            Blue Öyster Cult

          • more beer

            I don’t know. I know last week when I wrote that out. I got told my comment was awaiting moderation then never posted. I rewrote it pretty much the same except I used the initials and it posted.

          • more beer

            I didn’t even know how to make an umlaut on my laptop until just now. But is not using that really a reason to be moderated into the void?

          • Óðinn

            “`

          • Óðinn

            ~~~~~~~~

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            So far as I know (and all these are rewritten to protect the identities of the innocent), B-byMerol, Blue Clam Cult, Big Gangbang Theory, and Tqcuerr Berol,.

          • Óðinn

            Thanks.

          • more beer

            I believe ELP is on that list also.

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril
          • more beer

            Ban nothing and let Darwin straighten things out.

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            That would be the funner approach. No fun allowed!

          • more beer

            I’m all about the fun!

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            We want fuuuuun, and we wanna get wastedddddddd! -Andrew WK

          • more beer

            He is right.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Blue Oyster Cult?

            EDIT: must’ve been another phrase.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Are you sure you’re not thinking of the 70s Prog Rock band that sang “Lucky Man” and “From The Beginning”? If so, you can thank Tapir and JJD for that.

          • more beer

            No that I know I used the words BOC and it said awaiting mediation.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            You don’t, at least not Ghost. Can’t rightly see what people have against them, quite frankly. Not saying you’re doing this, but the anti-Ghost thing reeks of Metal hipsterism.

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            Nah, I just think they suck and are vastly overrated hacks. Good old fashioned opinion.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            They’re obviously skilled musicians who write first-rate pop Metal and put on one of the best live shows I’ve seen in my 30+ years of concert going. Even Tapir agrees with this, and he doesn’t like anything. I’d much sooner have them be the public face of Metal than that war-mongering 5FDP crap.

            However, as you say, one person’s Merlot is another’s grape juice.

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            Well, they’re better than Emmure, I’ll at least give them that much.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            What Luna just left in her cat box is better than Emmure.

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            E-Manure.

        • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

          Eh, I hate the show past the first 3 seasons, but wasn’t aware of any ban. The ban list is getting too long for me to keep up with nowadays, but at least it’s not TMZ’s forum, where they even ban ‘sex’, ‘poop’, ‘smegma’ and ‘porn’, even though they use three of those in every other article. I’m beginning to think that Saudi Arabia’s Vice And Morality Police run that thing.

          • Óðinn

            Oh, I like The Big Bang Theory. The last couple of seasons it has started to get a bit tired, but I still like it. The character of Sheldon Copper is so well-played by Jim Parsons, pure genius.

  • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod
  • Eliza

    Good luck!

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Survivor Series is on tonight. Please let Roman turn heel, Dean is much better as a face.

    • KJM, Shake Zula

      If Roman’s gonna win the belt, that’s the only way it will work. Otherwise the audience will crap all over it.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        I agree. I hope Roman wins the belt by turning on Dean and joining the Authority.

        • KJM, Shake Zula

          I kinda hope it’s less predictable than that. Kevin Owens would make a much more entertaining heel champ than Reigns.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Owens would be a great champion but I dont think he’ll be champion. I would love to see Reigns not talk as much if he joins the Authority and leave that to Trips or at least get better promo material.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            You could have Heyman personally writing your promos and it won’t mean shit if you come off like a piece of wood in your delivery.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I wish he had a mouthpiece like Heyman because they could talk for him and not have to deal with Roman talking.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            That’s why they have Zeb Colter with ADR cos Del Rio can’t talk unless it’s an indie or AAA event.

    • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

      Dean as in Dean Malinko?!?

      • KJM, Shake Zula

        Nah, he’s a trainer at the WWE Performance Center now. JJD means Dean Ambrose AKA Jon Moxley.

        • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

          Gah, I was hoping Malinko was back, but he’s a little old for that nowadays.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            The performance center gig is part of his “retirement”.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        No, Dean Ambrose. I wish it was Malenko.

        • KJM, Shake Zula

          He’s had his day in the sun. Time to let others have their turn.

    • more beer

      Anonymous is claiming Isis is planning an attack at Survivor Series tonight.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        I hope it’s a lie.

      • BEARD-SPLITTER

        That would sure be a strange target

        • more beer

          I just know what I read. Yes it is. You would think they would pick a better target than that.

        • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

          And an unwise one, considering they’d piss off practically every gun-toting, Walmart dwelling, methed up redneck in the entire country.

          • Óðinn

            ISIS should be more afraid of Anonymous than random rednecks. Random rednecks are a threat to Americans because they’re stupid and and they can vote for other stupid people. ISIS wants Americans pissed off, uneducated, and angry.

          • more beer

            Especially since Anonymous said they are going to hack and take down every site they use for recruiting and propaganda.

          • Óðinn

            Exactly. How do you suicide bomb anonymous internet hackers? ISIS owes a lot of their growth to spreading their message on the internet. Maybe Anonymous can’t stop them entirely, but it can’t hurt to try.

          • more beer

            It will be putting a wrench in their program anyway. Which is more than the governments of the world are doing. Unless of course the governments of the world want Isis to continue to do what they are doing.

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            Pretty sure ISIS wants the Middle East to be the same way, otherwise they’d have no new recruits. Education, especially for women, is the bane of their very existence, as with pretty much any tyrannical leader or group.

          • Óðinn

            You make a good point.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            Well, those people are already pissed off because shame

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            And pissed off because of meth tweaks.

            http://new2.fjcdn.com/gifs/Meth_7fa4ac_2715554.gif

      • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

        Why do I have a feeling that they’re gonna write that into the plotline? They might bring back that Italian guy who played an angry Arab who said we deserved 9-11, and have Jim Duggan whack him with his 2×4, or what’s his face gives him a curb job.

        • more beer

          Because Vince Mcmahon will exploit almost anything to make a buck.

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            Yep. Including rape in the plotlines, incest, him spouting off the n-word several times on the air, 9-11 jokes, etc. Funny how people seem to forget some of his antics.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v7sm-FHU88

          • more beer

            Probably because most of the SJW”s who cry about everything. Are probably fans. Like the writers at certain alleged metal blog. they have a wrestling article every week. So that makes those things okay. But when others say or do the same things they attack. Because most of them are total hypocrites that’s why.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Most people would probably consider me an SJW but yeah, fuck those hypocrite MS d-bags. Gobbo, the wrestling writer, seems ok though.

          • more beer

            Yea it is the hypocrisy of these idiots that pisses me off. they all act like they ca have it both ways. It would be one thing if they stuck by their guns. But that being all wishy washy is bullshit.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            In this life, you’re not gonna get along with everybody so you shouldn’t try, and if you try to please everybody, you end up pleasing no one. Best to always have an honest opinion on a subject and be prepared for the reality that not everyone will agree with you. Don’t even get me started on the whole “freedom of speech” and “freedom from consequences of said speech” thing.

          • more beer

            I think basically if everyone agrees with you about everything. You really don’t have an opinion. I know a lot of people didn’t agree with me on the last Flush it Friday. That doesn’t matter my opinion is still the same. Nothing is going to change that. It is better to have a mind of your own. Than it is too just be part of the herd.

          • Óðinn
          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            GAH!!!!!

  • RustyShackleford

    Good luck homie!

  • That’s DOCTOR Fish God, to you.

  • Maik Beninton™
    • CyberneticOrganism

      GAAAHH

  • tertius_decimus

    Best wishes, Dagon! Hope, you’ll succeed!

  • Best of luck Fish God! All the terminology and procedures you have absorb for med school is a monumental task. Sounds like your almost across the finish line, so close you can taste it.

  • Old Man Doom

    Best of luck, Dr. Dagon and let TRUTH PREVAIL AND RIDE.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4RiilihkiM

  • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril
  • ┼yree
    • KJM, Shake Zula

      Great movie, well made, quality stuff.

  • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

    In other news, I’ll leave this right here…………..

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNAqGrVrcMw

  • Lacertilian

    Regardless of the outcome, a few of the guys chipped in for a night out on the town afterwards.

  • Óðinn

    Congratulations on your graduation, Dagon. Best of luck with your exam.

  • KJM, Shake Zula

    “The city so nice they named it ‘Jacksonville’.” #AshVsEvilDead

    • BEARD-SPLITTER

      Youre making me itch to pirate it, Kj

      • more beer

        I sent you a link to a website you can watch it on. It is how I have been watching it along with almost every other show that is new and on now. here it is again. http://thewatchseries.to/

  • Dagon

    Thanks a lot for the encouragement. You dudes are awesome. Things went well. I have a good feeling about this.

    Now it’s time to focus on the practical examination and try to pick some answers for those cliché interview questions.

    • Maik Beninton™

      Manda bala.

  • Stockhausen

    OOOOH DANG MADRID GOT REKT

  • Boss the “Inspectah” Ross

    Metal before metal was metal.
    https://youtu.be/Jmk5frp6-3Q

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    When did Dolph Ziggler become a member of Kingdom Come and Britny Fox?

    • Óðinn

      Dolph Ziggler? Is that a porno thing?

      • more beer

        Isn’t that Dirk Digger?

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        No, he’s a wrestler.

        • Óðinn

          Ah, I see. Thanks.

          But Kingdom Come and Britny Fox are bad Glam Bands, no? Wrestlers named that too?

          • more beer

            Of the worst kind.

    • KJM, Shake Zula

      My Twitter friends are freaking out about the new Edge & Christian show.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        I want to see that so bad. Also, fuck the WWE for letting Sheamus be champion. Roman and Dean are still faces. Sheamus is the top Authority heel. I’m beyond apathetic right now.

        • KJM, Shake Zula

          And the Wyatt Family lost too. This might drive me back into the non-WWE wilderness for another decade,

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Sadly there’s not really another game in town except for ROH.

          • A Chili Dog In Each Nostril

            There’s always extreme Japanese wrestling and Vale Tudo.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            New Japan Pro Wrestling is good. Many of their performers incorporate legit fighting styles into their matches which gives it a more authentic feel. I don’t care for extreme blood n guts stuff, not even when ECW did it.

          • more beer

            You do realize it is all fake don’t you?

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            It’s still “real” to him, dammit!!
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI

          • more beer

            That is funny. That upvote you gave me on that other site. the one I bought the shot for, That is Schmiers girlfriend. That is why I was so vague with my telling her how we met. I didn’t want her to get attacked by douche bags there.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Yeah, I figured.

          • more beer

            She is a very sweet lady. Plus one hell of a tattoo artist.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            It is. I still enjoy it.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            ROH & EVOLVE, good enough for me.

  • Óðinn
    • more beer

      Good for Canada. I don’t know what the rest of America is waiting for.

      • Óðinn

        Yeah, the tide of public opinion is turning. People don’t believe the old marijuana myths like they used to. It’s actually been far more damaging and costly to keep it illegal.

        • more beer

          It’s about time. It is legal where I am. Now the rest of the country needs to catch up. The lies told by the government for the last almost 80 years. Is one of the biggest scams perpetrated on the American public in history.

        • BEARD-SPLITTER

          Marijuana gives you cancer

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            ^_^

      • KJM, Shake Zula

        It’ll happen slowly and painfully state by state, but it’ll happen.

  • KJM, Shake Zula

    Buy the entire digital Dopethrone collection for $13(limited time)

    https://dopethrone.bandcamp.com/album/hochelaga-3

  • Waynecro

    Own that shit, Dagon! I believe in you and have offered the appropriate sacrifices to ensure your success!