How Hate Are You? Let Atomic Regurgitation from the Three Mouths of Humanicidal Hate Decide.

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On August First, Larval Productions Are Unleashing The Most Hateful Slab Of Hate Ever Hated On This Planet. The Hate-Filled Hate-Mongers At Larval Have Welded Together With The White Hot Heat Of Hate The Three Most Odious Black Metal Bands Into One Malevolent Chimera of Hate. Are You Prepared To Handle This Much Hate? Read the Fine Print Below And Enter At Your Own Peril.

Eviscerating Sound Attack From A Martial Black Metal Triumvirate.
Dedicated Onto Vinyl As A Triple Gatefold LP.
Featuring Exclusive Demoniac Artwork And Bonus Tracks
Fulfilling A Total And Uncompromising Aesthetic Of Hate.

It’s Easy To Claim Being The Most Hateful, Though. Hell, Bands As Diverse As Chimaira To Kreator To The Amenta Have All Been Characterized By Their Varying Degrees Of Hate. But How Much Hate Do Those Bands Really Have In Comparison To The True Lords Of Hate? Are Their Hate Levels Measurable At The San Bernadino Seismic Center Of Tectonic Hate Analysis? UNLIKELY!

True Hate, The Kind Of Hate That Comes Straight From Old Nick’s Blackened Heart And Loins, Can Only Be Found In The Truest and Blackest Hearts and Loins Of Black Metal. Need Proof? Just Look At Shining‘s Self-Mutilating Hate Art Or All The Hate That Hateful Bands Like Taake Inspire In the Hated Hearts Of PC Haters Who Hate Metal So Much That They Want To Shut Down Our Hate With Their Own Hate!

But Even These Hateful Brothers Pale In Comparison To The Hate Conjured On Atomic Regurgitation From The Three Mouths of Humanicidal Hate. Whether It’s The Production Or The Shockingly Beautiful Lead Guitars Or The Completely Indecipherable Vocals, There Is Something Here For Everyone To Hate. However, The Question Remains As To Which Of The Three Bands Who Contributed Hate To This Split Contributed The Most Hate. Are Lords Of Depression, With Their Hateful Riffs And Malevolent Songcraft The Most Filled With Hate? Do The Malediction-Spewing Infernal Sacrament Really, Really Bring The Hate? Or Do Tetragrammacide, The Reigning Kings Of Pure Fidelity Hate Assert Their Hate Dominance? Read On To Find Out Which You’ll Hate The Most.


Lord Of Depression

Lord of Depression Win Points In The Hate Metric For Describing Themselves As “BLACK FUCKING METAL OF HATE SINCE 1994“And For Having Fairly Hateful Album Art. The Rasped Vocals Certainly Add To The Hate Too, But There Is Only About As Much Hate As Conjured By Kreator On Their Side Of The Split. Plus, The Band Loses Hate Points For Too Much Melody In Their Riffs. Make No Mistake, The Riffs Are Excellent And Channel The Most Triumphant Moments of Second-Wave Black Metal And Thrash Metal, But The Riffs Are A Little Too Glorious And Melodic. Those Licks That Pop Up At The Cymbal Strikes In “‘Til Heaven Falls” Make Me Feel Things Aside From Hate, And I Hate That. Plus, The Solos Are Super Sexy, And We All Know It’s Impossible To Hate Things When You’re Having Sex, So Those Lusty, Beautiful Solos Have Got To Go. Overall, This Side Of The Split Has Nice Aggression But Not Enough Hate. Skip It Unless You Want To Hear Well-Written Riffs With Hooks That Make You Feel Things Other Than Hate.

3/5 Mephisto (Lord Of Hatred) Heads

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Infernal Sacrament

This Is More Like It. Infernal Sacrament Bring The Blasts and The Tremolo Riffs Caked With A Layer of Hate Filth. You Know, The Kind Of Filth That You Have To Wash Off After You Spend All Day Outside Of Your Dungeon Doing Normal Person Things Like Shopping At Gap Outlet And Buying Your Mother Flowers For Her Birthday. That Is The Kind Of Filth Residue That Only A Shower Of Virgin Goat Blood Can Remove, and Infernal Sacrament Have Rolled Around In That Filth For Their Side Of The Split. Also The Vocalist Probably Gargles That Filth In The Shower Because You Can’t Understand His Porcine Grunts Of Hate At All! This Side Of The Split Would Deliver A Perfect Hate Rating, But The Band Gets A Little Technical, Introducing Some Peerless Fills And Rhythmic Changes at Both The 1:00 and 2:00 Marks Of “Visions Of The Demonic,” And If There’s One Thing We Can Be Certain Of, It’s That That Level Of Showboating Musicianship And Talent Is To Be Hated And Feared. Still, This Side Is Pretty Hateful, Incorporating Elements of Youthful Society Hate From Punk While Indulging Deranged Black Metal Hate Fantasies. This Is A Good Hate Teaser For The Final Band On The Split.

4/5 Mephisto (Lord Of Hatred) Heads

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Tetragrammacide

Yes, This Is What I’m Talking About! I Have Seen The Sweet Black Light Of Hate And Been Reborn As A Hated Fetus In A Womb Of Hate And Despair. Tetragrammacide Clearly Hate Everything. They Hate Audio Fidelity. They Hate Clarity. They Hate Discernible Structure. They Hate Quiet. They Hate Patience. They Hate All Drum Beats That Aren’t Blasts And All Riffs That Can’t Be Described As Slabs Of Hate. They Clearly Hate Listeners And Those Listeners’ Eardrums. They Hate The Scene And All The Whiney Posers In It. They Probably Hate Their Label, Their Fans, And This Blog For Giving Them Coverage. They Probably Hate Their Dads Too, But Probably Not Their Moms Because Even The Most Necro Of Filths Love Their Moms. I Have Never Seen This Much Concentrated Hate In All Of My Wasted Years For Which I Hate Myself. Damn, This Side Of The Split Reminded Me Of How Much I Hate Myself For Liking What Tetragrammacide Are Doing Here, And Surely There Is No Deeper, Purer Hatred Than Self-Loathing. Tetragrammacide Win The Hate Trophy Forever And Ever. Amen.

5/5 Mephisto (Lord Of Hatred) Heads

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If You Hate Yourself For Not Purchasing This Split When It Was Initially Offered On Cassette Last September, You Can Now Try To Consume More Physical Media To Suppress That Quiet, Hateful Voice Inside Telling You How Worthless You Are By Buying This Split As A Triple Gatefold LP From Larval Productions. The Vinyl Will Be Pressed On Three Different Shades Of Hate, Each Produced In A Limited Quantity Of 166 (The Number Of The Hate Beast), So Act Fast To Get In On The Hate Train At The Ground Floor. Savvy Consumers Will Find Three Extra Slabs of Hate, One From Each Band, That Were Not Included On The Cassette Release As Bonus Tracks Of Hate.

Happy Hating

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(Photos VIA and VIA)

 

  • Lacertilian

    Hated This So Damn Much!

    • Punjabi hate when his curry rice doesn’t get enough curry.

      Punjabi starts a War Merol band and unleash all the hate.

      Punjabi is a hateful Indian.

      Be like Punjabi.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      🙂

  • Eliza

    You Know What I Hate A Lot? Using Capital Letters At The Beginning Of Every Single Solitary Word. It Is Confusing As Fuck.

    • Maik Beninton™
    • Dubbbz

      It certainly wasn’t easy to type.

      • Eliza

        The poor Shift key.

        • Dubbbz

          No joke, though, that’s how the text file that came with this split had the promo laid out. All caps like that.

      • Joaquin Stick

        Even harder to read. (also word has a feature that would do it for you)

        • Dubbbz

          This I know, but I don’t like typing articles for the blog in word.

          • Joaquin Stick

            What word does to the HTML when you copy and paste is nothing short of a nightmare. Notepad is my friend.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Notepad >>>>>>>>>

      • CyberneticOrganism

        I think we should all go full Drex and USE CAPS LOCK AT ALL TIMES

        • Dubbbz

          I LOVE CAPSLOCK! LET’S RAGE!

          • CyberneticOrganism

            WHAT?!

          • RepostedAvengedSevenfoldFan2

            Ooooh caps lock is on, This is serious. I’m scared bro.

            -DTCJimmy, 3 days ago

          • Eliza

            cAPS lOCK iS tHE bEST, iSN’T iT?

          • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

            “what ever happened to…”

    • Maik Beninton™

      I started learning german and every noun begin with capital letters.

      • Eliza

        Still though, nouns aren’t all the words in the dictionary. I learn German too, and I thought the nouns were weird, but I got used to it in time. This article just messes with my eyes really hard.

        • Hans Müller

          Any particular Reason you’re learning German?

          • Eliza

            At school, I study two modern foreign languages, English and German, and one ancient language, Latin. I could’ve chosen French instead of German, but I think the latter is more useful. Not easier though.

          • Hans Müller

            Ah, cool, I’m a native speaker of German* and struggled hard with French at school. So many exceptions to rules and stuff that just didn’t seem to make sense. Took me some years to notice that German is just as bad. I can only shrug whenever someone asks me about gender, for example.

            *the nickname may have given it away

          • Eliza

            The nouns in Romanian are gendered too, so that wasn’t a problem for me. Also, learning grammar isn’t the hard part for me, it’s the vocabulary that gives me rough time.

    • RepostedAvengedSevenfoldFan2

      i got lou gehrigs disease just reading that.

      – Smootchie Wallace replied to a comment from AnimeGirl1723

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Feel the hate.

  • BobLoblaw
  • And I thought those Sri-Lankan guys were hateful people…

    Holy crap, this Tetragrammicide drums sounds like a cannon machine gun.

  • Maik Beninton™
  • CyberneticOrganism
    • RepostedAvengedSevenfoldFan2

      o my gosh i want a tattoo of this so bad .but i cant get one becous im mormen. we have to keep are bodies clean :[

      -schooliscoolsplash, 5 years ago

      • CyberneticOrganism

        RIP schooliscoolsplash

  • RepostedAvengedSevenfoldFan2

    people who hate metal music they dont know whats its like to have some fun with this is awesome song but its thier believe and my believe this is awesome

    -Hayden DeHart, 1 month ago

    • CyberneticOrganism

      At the end of the day, it’s all about what thier believe and my believe.

      • Dubbbz

        I really want to meet all these illiterate youtube commenters in real life.

  • JWEG

    With so many actual, equivalent, logical Latin cognate “-cidal” words to choose from, it just makes “Humanicidal” look extra goofy.

    So much for mood.

    • Dubbbz

      On The Other Hand, Tetragrammacide Is Pretty Cool.

      • Those poor, poor tetragrams 🙁

        • Dubbbz

          They’re Really Good Dipped In Frosting Though!

  • Joaquin Stick

    This is hilarious. Makes me imagine how writing sessions go at the Tetragrammacide studio.

    “I have an excellent idea for a riff. It’s basically going to sound like a slab of hate.”
    “Ooh that’s awesome, it will match perfectly with the blasting I am working on.”
    “Then maybe we can progress into slabs of hate?”
    “Not a bad idea. I’ll do some blasting over that.”
    “Then finish it off with some nasty hate slabs?”
    “What else? I will always be blasting”
    *Manager steps in*
    “What about some melody?”
    “FUCK OFF STEVE!” in unison.

    • Hans Müller

      You’ve made the drummer sound incredibly endearing. There’s a clear character arc from “the blasting I am working on” to “I will always be blasting” (which is also the best credo ever).

      • Owlswald

        Put that coffee down. Coffee’s for blasters only. A.B.B – always be blasting.

        • CyberneticOrganism

          “What’s your tempo?”
          “FUCK YOU, that’s my tempo!”

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Slabs are important to complement the other slabs.

  • Elegant Gazing Globe

    ahhhh yeah

  • Abradolf Lincler

    Why’s it alright for us to talk about some NS bands and some not?

    • Dubbbz

      I searched and didn’t turn up any evidence of any of these bands being NS. I know they had stuff released on Behold Barbarity, but all of these bands are just typical Satanic BM with the cartoonish evil lyrics.

      • Abradolf Lincler

        dig a little deeper into ‘tetragram.’ and perhaps the symbolism here:
        http://d111vui60acwyt.cloudfront.net/product_photos/34302225/TETRA_20Back_20Patch_original.jpg

        • Dubbbz

          Do you know what the Tetragrammaton is?

          • Abradolf Lincler

            im not familiar with that one, no.

          • Dubbbz

            The Tetragrammaton is the Jewish abbreviation for Yahweh. Since they’re forbidden from actually rendering the name of God, Jews use an abbreviation of four letters: YHWH. Those four letters are referred to as the Tetragrammaton. Tetragrammacide then is a clever use of the Latin suffix cide to indicate killing. Therefore, the name literally means “Killing God” or “Killing the name of God.”

          • Abradolf Lincler

            that makes sense

          • Dubbbz

            If you dig deeper into Tetragrammacide’s lyrics and symbolism too, they’re drawing mostly from Hinduism and mythology. Typhon was the father of monster is Greek mythology, and Vamachara, which I’m guessing is the name from which they derived “Vama-Pyric” is the Sanskrit term for “left-hand path.” It would be analogous to satanism in western religion. The symbolism they’re using here is ancient.

          • Stanley

            They’re probably a bunch of nazis hiding in plain sight. Lol.

          • Dubbbz

            Eh, nothing seems to indicate so to me.

          • Stanley

            Just kidding.

          • Abradolf Lincler

            this has all the markings of the pornography argument: i dont know how to define it but i know what it is when i see it

          • Dubbbz

            So evidence to the contrary isn’t enough?

          • Abradolf Lincler

            well, your evidence is the name and that they pulled from hindu beliefs (im pretty sure thats a big aryan argument), the name itself literally singles out only jews.

            you may very well be right, tho, dubs

          • Dubbbz

            But it’s better than any evidence you’ve provided (mistaking the ancient sun-wheel symbol and its direction for a Swastika). Plus, these dudes are Indian. I’ve never heard of any Indian Nazis.

          • Eliza

            Interesting.

          • CyberneticOrganism
          • Dubbbz

            I actually love this movie.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            It’s very silly, but it’s a great do-nothing Sunday movie.

            http://i.imgur.com/M9HFZ9L.gif

          • Dubbbz

            Exactly. Also, I love the fact that there are dudes who actually practice the gun-fu in the movie.

          • Agreed.

          • Kurt Wimmer: one-hit wonder, movie style

          • Grandpa’s Magic Fleshlight

            It’s an excellent movie! His other stuff, not quite so much. It’s hard to fuck up a film when you have Christian Bale at the helm. Might not be the most likeable guy on Earth, but he does bring a certain intensity to his roles.

        • swastika is facing the wrong way for it to be nazibutts. these dudes are from India

          • Abradolf Lincler

            you see a lot of indian stuff coopted by the nazis (i never quite grasped it, myself)

    • Eliza

      What does NS stand for?

      • Dubbbz

        National Socialism

  • RJA

    I’m interested in this for sure – but as for the vinyl: triple LP doesn’t exactly scream inexpensive!

  • Haha I found an uncapitalized “of”.

    • Dubbbz

      Dagnabbit

      • Joaquin Stick

        There has to be one Waldo in the bunch.

        • JWEG

          Or Wally, just to be fully regionally-inclusive.

    • RJA

      I’ll take your word for it.

  • Super Nintendo Chalmers

    Everything about this is awful.

    • Hans Müller

      I’ve a feeling they’ll end up sitting on a good 160 of those.

      • i guess they had the foresight not to sit on 660 of them

        • Hans Müller

          Good thing is, they probably hate money, too. Hence their not having enough to press 666 copies in the first place.

          • of course they do 🙂 they probably also have some kind of emergency preparedness plan for when they obtain too many fans.

          • Hans Müller

            They should ask Recluse what to do about those pesky people who actually want to hear their stuff.

          • They put it on YouTube for a while. It was cringe-worthy

          • Hans Müller

            Oh look, those tapes eventually went out. Yay?

            http://i.imgur.com/cirUljn.jpg

    • Dubbbz

      Fun fact: Some folks render 216 the number of the beast because 6 cubed is 216.

      • Abradolf Lincler

        i also enjoy 999, for many reasons

        • Dubbbz

          I didn’t know you were a ducati enthusiast.

          • Abradolf Lincler

            *herman cain enthusiast

          • Dubbbz

            I’ll give you a thumbs-up for that joke, even though it went over my head at first.

      • Hans Müller

        You are just full of the interestings today. I Hate It!

  • Count_Breznak

    What a complete and utter waste of…well, everything.
    The only thing they really hate is the sound engineer.
    “Make it sound as much as ass as ass can, ass”
    ….and I still got those pieces of my kitchen floor up for sale, limited to about 26.

  • Stanley

    The first tune by Lord of Depression is alright (and the solo is a little surprising), but then it starts to fizzle out.

    • Dubbbz

      The solos there are what caught me most off guard. Very unexpected with the riffs.

  • Tetragrammacide >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  • Waynecro

    “The Solos Are Super Sexy, And We All Know It’s Impossible To Hate Things When You’re Having Sex.” You can hate having to wear a condom while you’re having sex.

    • Dubbbz

      What’s a condom?

      • Waynecro

        And sex. What even is sex? I don’t remember.

  • Tetragrammacide just posted this on Facebook:

    “This unreleased hypersonic, anti-coagulation hymn, recorded back in 2014 Summer Solstice, shall be the final (Bonus) track on the vinyl edition of the split with Lord of Depression & Infernal Sacrament by Larval Productions.
    Tetragrammaton, tricked, poisoned and harmed!”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVvsZpL566k